Blind Items Revealed #7

January 19, 2026

The permanent A list actress who can't remember movies she has been in or co-stars apparently has picture perfect memory about the Oscar winner. She is always overcompensating about it because everyone knows she stole the script and that had to do something to seal the deal with Harvey. 

Gwyneth Paltrow/Winona Ryder/Shakespeare In Love

Blind Items Revealed #6

January 19, 2026

The 80's band isn't going to go on tour because the lead singer wanted six times more money than everyone else. The boy band with the A list singer has asked for as much as twenty five times as much money as the rest of the band which is why there has never been a reunion.

Bret Michaels/Poison/Justin Timberlake/NSYNC

Blind Item #13

This permanent A- list alliterate actress has been trying her hardest to land a showrunner, but he likes women about a third her age. 

Blind Item #12

This barely there celebrity offspring is filming a reality show with her narcissist actress mother not named Yolanda. 

Blind Item #11

This initialed singer said never again to the type of outfit she wore to a recent event. She couldn't drink or do coke or eat while wearing it.

Blind Item #10

It was pretty funny seeing this QB discovering last night that the presumed love of his life had been hooking up with a different player four or five hours before he got together with her, but the other player wasn't interested in settling down. 

Blind Item #9

After their recent death fetish party, the A list reality star and her rapper ex hooked up. 

Blind Items Revealed #5

January 19, 2026

There is a great zoo five minutes from the house of the alliterate one and they let you feed giraffes there too. But, the alliterate one wanted some private jet time and a loaned house in the same gated community as the Kardashians so she could cosplay being a billionaire while being a mooch. Plus, the local zoo would tell her to f**k right off about being open for just her.

Santa Barbara Zoo/Meghan Markle/The Living Desert Zoo Palm Desert