The Disney actress/singer is cosplaying the life she wants with the foreign A list singer, but none of it is reality.
Dove Cameron/Damiano David
The Disney actress/singer is cosplaying the life she wants with the foreign A list singer, but none of it is reality.
Dove Cameron/Damiano David
Of all the names for a podcast that the alliterate one could choose, instead, she once again decided to steal from another creator.
Meghan Markle
As much as the two A- list actresses hate each other, they did at least show up to the premiere together. No such luck with the two leads of the Disney movie.
Blake Lively/Anna Kendrick/Gal Gadot/Rachel Zegler/Snow White
This foreign born former boy bander put the olive branch out there and it looks like the band could get back together for a gig or two.
A woman who would hook up with this A- list singer/actor for about a year said every single time they hooked up, he only wanted anal sex.
This American theatre director is being called out by this Academy Award winning superhero for running a toxic production.
This A- list singer wants to transition to male but thinks it will ruin her brand. At this point, I'm not sure she has an actual brand.
This alliterate actress is using her past fame to recruit OnlyFans models for her husband's company.
If you are an actor or singer from this country and get caught smoking a joint, then your career is done, but if you sleep with a 15 year old when you are 27, they will bend over backwards making excuses for the behavior to keep your career going. Even when the 15 year old unalives herself because of the relationship.
South Korea/Kim Soo-hyun/Kim Sae-ron
#1 - This now dead permanent A list actor/comedian much preferred hookers to girlfriends because they stayed only as long as he wanted them to.
#2 - This A list comic actor has starred on multiple hit sitcoms. He used to make sure at least an extra or two each week was a stripper. This went on for years until he got one of them pregnant. It freaked him out and he hasn't done it since.
#3 - This A list comic also does acting, but his first love is standup. He has the women he hooks up with sign medical waivers. He likes to get super rough. Not with girlfriends though, just hookups.
#4 - This social media A list comic who really isn't all that funny, loves to be called a ladies man. The only thing he likes from women are their clothes.
The permanent A list rapper wants young kids at his services, but only if they have single moms who want join his cult and sleep with him.
Kanye West
Speaking of yachting and former yachters and future yachters, getting matching tattoos with your mother's third husband and his brother is creepy
Leni Klum/Heidi Klum/Tom Kaulitz
This trade has decided to rehabilitate the prime minister actor even though the studios don't want any part of him. His girlfriend is blowing through all of her money on publicists for him.
Hollywood Reporter/Jonathan Majors
This technically still married Housewife is sharing a bed with her lover while on vacation and is paying for everything because her lover is a huge mooch.
Apparently, this former bar star was supposed to take some of the money she earned from a commercial and invest it into the business she runs with another person. Instead, she kept it all for herself.
The frozen flavoring rapper was an industry plant, but didn't play the game right. Now, the one named A list rapper she used to mock, has taken her place.
Ice Spice/Doechii
A decade ago this A- list actress and her higher on the list husband came thisclose to getting divorced. They had everything settled and worked out and then didn't go through with it. I wonder if he wishes that he had.
This permanent A list singer brought her girlfriend to an event rather than her husband. She sleeps with her girlfriend more often anyway.
Looks like Marvel's getting the band back together. Strange that they're not including the character that was supposed to be the new linchpin of the whole Marvel universe.
The loud and controversial talk show host, and this much older loud and controversial talk show host, were practically giving each other a tongue bath the other day and speaking as though they always were fans of one another. Nope, it actually wasn’t that long ago that they couldn’t stand each other and trashed each other constantly on the air.
This former superhero took a big step out of the closet. Way better than fake relationship after fake relationship.
Do you remember, in this space a couple of years ago I wrote that the celebrity CEO owned a fertility clinic. The mainstream media is just now reporting on it. Apparently, one of the co-owners of the facility also works for that government meme agency. If you are a billionaire, this is the fertility clinic of choice.
Elon Musk/DOGE
So, does this mean the alliterate one will also sell a candle that smells like her genitals?
The state celebrity went "public" with a guy to hide the fact that she is still hooking up with the not in the present rapper.
Alabama Barker/Future
This west coast Housewife/teachers pet and her daughter get their lips filled at the same place which is why they look so similar.
This A list everything in her mind country singer thinks she can sell out arenas. She can't. Not even close which is why promoters keep canceling her shows.
Kelsea Ballerini
This soon to be married juiced athlete/influencer stopped going out to eat with his significant other because of the number of times he would run into waitresses he hit on or slept with, including while with his current girlfriend.
This permanent A list singing actress is being cheated on by her significant other who loves going on Grindr when she is away.
It might be the first time that an actor/reality star at a premiere for his own movie also filmed content for OnlyFans.
It may not have been the best idea for the accomplished Housewife to align with the Housewives who attacked the departing Housewife’s son with racist bots and threw her book in the trash. She needs to sell wigs to the very community who are upset with her. The departing actress Housewife has more pull with that audience so this is a big problem.
One of the many strippers of the weekly talk show host is selling a story about the cosplay he likes and it is wild.
Bill Maher
Never let it be said that only the men in Hollywood spend a ton of money on escorts and young people to play with in the bedroom. This permanent A list behind the scenes legend has a long history of helping actresses get roles that lead them to super stardom. Of course to achieve that, the actresses had to spend a lot of time on our executive's couch and in her bed and anywhere else she demanded. Our legend is still very much alive and can't influence the careers of actresses really any longer, but spends an astonishing amount of money every month on women she spots on social media and then invites to her home. I don't know if she is trying to fit in as many as she can in case she passes, but there are often three or four different women per week that she sees.
It is bad enough you don't have any friends who you don't also employ, but this A- list actress isn't doing herself any favors by being mean to service personnel. You know they are going to report everything bad.
Blake Lively
The almost died actor is hooking up with someone new. Unlike the last ones who were in it for the fame or the money, this one wants all the right things. Didn't even call the paps.
Jeremy Renner
No one ever talks about the former liar actress. How to change that? Leak things to the press that you are hooking up with the reality star who hooks up with multiple people a week. Should work out fine.
Lucy Hale/Harry Jowsey
This married state A++ lister seemed very very close to a model at an event this week.
If this foreign born former A list singer hadn't got her new judging gig, she probably would have gone the DIY adult site route. She was that short of cash.
This former A list actress once offered to get topless in a movie directed by a permanent A list director. He said no, so not sure why she is trying to trash him now.
Molly Ringwald/John Hughes
This barely there celebrity offspring was supposed to raise some money for a group and realized that would probably be illegal so, they didn't. That was what the confrontation overseas was about.
This Housewife is desperate for another season, because has no other income other than the money she hides in various safe deposit boxes thinking that designer won't ultimately figure out where it all is.
This A- list actor best known for a big streaming hit, kept trying to leave his wife, but she kept threatening to unalive herself if he did.
The ex of this foreign born A+/A list mostly movie actor is refusing to sign a NDA as part of their split. She knows lots of things about him that he would never want to see the light of day.
You can go right up to this permanent A+ list director and ask him if he ever considered casting this former tween/teen actor for the lead male role on the sinking ship movie and he will say you lost your mind. I have no idea where the former tween/teen actor got that into his head that he was up for the lead.
The foreign online tabloid must really want the clicks to come as close as you can without going all the way to outing the alliterate model and the A+ list singer.
How likely is it that the foreign born alliterate singer will stick around her boyfriend if he keeps losing court cases and is now being accused of a fraud conspiracy that bilked millions.
Camila Cabello/Henry Junior Chalhoub
Speaking of eating disorders, this A- list actress who is in a superhero universe and has a great role in a show that now has multiple seasons, nearly hit the ground at a premiere this week because she hadn't eaten in days to fit into her dress.
This A+ list singer is doing what she did with the last long term boyfriend. Not giving the media any oxygen, but at the same time it shows it wasn't the ex who wanted to stay hidden, but the singer instead. She said the opposite.
Taylor Swift/Joe Alwyn
Speaking of press this former A/A- list actress who has been in multiple very hit shows had to gain ten pounds for her press tour just so it wouldn't look like she has an eating disorder, which she does.
This former network reality star doesn't earn very much money and has been using her recent win as a form of collateral. She needs another gig fast.
Gabby Windey/The Traitors 3
This OG member of the club has been doing press and wanted to show off their offspring more, but everyone just wanted the actress.
Despite being a great actress and getting awards and so much more, this foreign born A- list actress who is in the news a lot for her latest role, made way more yachting than acting. She can play young very very well.
This former Housewife was hoping her new show would have a meltdown of aa pseudo family member to make sure there was another season of the show.
The married southern Europe royal has her special friend along with her for a solo trip out of the country.
This former late night actress turned prime time A lister made sure this child actress turned adult actress from multiple hit shows never gets a chance to host the late night show. She hates her that much.
She can say whatever she wants but the snack Housewife doesn't pay people who actually ask for money. She only likes to use people who are willing to settle for an @ and some credit.
Dorit Kemsley
It was a huge romance and played out on the covers of tabloids everywhere. You had an A+ list movie actor and an A- list movie actress. It was all for show, but the actress was loving the attention and publicity and the wining and dining and worldwide travel. It was something she hadn't really experienced prior to this adventure. Our actor had to go overseas to promote his latest movie and they flew to Europe together on a private jet and checked into one of the most expensive hotels in London in the most expensive suite. He showed her off for the cameras at a premiere and made a big fuss about being spotted at dinner by the paps. Then, they went back to this very expensive hotel to the very expensive suite and she went to sleep alone because our actor was sharing a different suite with his boyfriend. Right after that she had enough and walked out of his life.
This studio is willing to suffer a nine figure loss just to make a superhero happy, but won't release two movies that won't lose anything near that just because the CEO personally doesn't like them.
Warner Brothers/Mickey 17/Robert Pattinson/Coyote vs. Acme/Batgirl/David Zaslav
Not only is the permanent A list "singer" doing drugs with her own offspring but also an offspring of her drug dealing boyfriend.
Britney Spears
First, it was the biggest music trade and now the sister company music magazine of that music trade is also hyping up the one named A list industry plant to defend them from the accusations of being an industry plant.
Billboard/Rolling Stone/Doechii
The ex of the musician dad of the state celebrity says she is hooking up with this alliterate singer/rapper who also used to "date" someone in the current family of the musician dad. The alliterate singer/rapper wants nothing to do with her and thinks she is a stalker.
You can get a last minute visa. You can't get people to buy your tickets. That is why AKA Sticks canceled her shows.
The producer/wannabe rapper is paying big bucks to anyone who will publicly defend him or call other accusers liars. It makes one wonder if he is also paying people to file what are laughable lawsuits just to muddy the waters.
Sean Combs
Speaking of West Coast Housewives. The allegation is that the money stolen from the plane crash orphans and gas leak victims may have been used to pay for radio airplay and music videos.
The latest West Coast Housewife comes from corporate America. She has no clue that corporate America has given her. Corporate America wheels her out whenever it needs to look progressive. They love her because she offers them racial cover and do not have to do much to improve things for other people of color because she is there. Someone should have warned the departing actress Housewife. The Corporate Housewife is a professional token.
So, not only did the north of the border actor have his own casting couch, he also had to serve on the casting couch which is how he got his first big tv gig.
So, the former reality star/YouTube star has people paying her to do the work she normally pays people to do. But do the fans know what they are doing?
The former A list singer/international movie star is really trying to make the the thing with the almost dead actor happen. She is spending PR dollars on it when all he wants is to fly in someone new every week.
This A list actor from an acting family is probably going to get a Tony nomination. He also took a big step out of the closet this week.
It looks as if the singing princess is going back to her former co-star who she hooked up with while making the princess movie.
Halle Bailey/Jonah Hauer-King
The marijuana feline singer did what she always promised. Throw on a wig and then everyone talks about that instead of anything else she has said or done. She was right.
Doja Cat
One of the original members of the club had their child make their very big very public debut.
Speaking of Emmy thirst, you should see the budget the alliterate one wants for her Emmy run. Yes, she is serious. Yes, she thinks she is going to win. Who is going to tell her?
Meghan Markle
You would think at such a huge party that your husband would appear. I'm not sure why this actress/producer continues to stay silent about the end of her marriage.
The designer that had the huge scandal a couple of years ago involving X rated teddy bears is paying celebrities obscene amounts of money to wear their latest almost naked look in an effort to get people to forget what they did.
This offspring of a permanent A lister is essentially locked down for an outpatient therapy and rehab program.
Even though she was offered the second most money to come back for another season, the actress Housewife hates the teacher's pet and won't ever return as long as she is still there. This move will also probably cause the alimony rich Housewife to also depart.
It has been awhile since we had a co-bearding couple. The A- list actress and A- list actor are going to try and pull it off though.
The creator/star/writer of multiple shows that end up on the pay cable giant says he was shocked that this permanent A list actor agreed to appear on the show this season. Umm, the permanent A list actor knows it is the last season which means lots of Emmy nominations. He really really wants that Emmy.
Danny McBride/Bradley Cooper/The Righteous Gemstones
This long time reporter/news anchor/host has always kept her secret life a secret. Sure, you saw the husband because she wanted you to see that, but you didn't see the decades long relationship she had with a female author. You also didn't see that if she found you attractive and if you were young that she would make sure news coverage of you would be amazing and positive and the world would love you. If you chose to decline her advances though, you would find yourself the victim of an edit that would make you look awful and could cause your career to come to a crashing halt or make you look like the worst person in the world. Once you get the answer, you can go back and look for yourself at who played and who didn't.
This permanent A list actor from an acting family is now also a director and producer of a very popular show. The internet is finally crowd sourcing all the times he has made random strangers uncomfortable if they even so much glance at him in public.
Ben Stiller
This former Disney channel child actress is supposed to be a good enough singer to be a mentor on a talent competition. Then why on earth did she lip synch on the talk show and also did it horribly.
Coco Jones/The Voice
The one named perpetual victim singer posted a thirst trap to get some attention and then complained about it, because that is what she loves doing. Being a victim. Maybe sell some records and you wouldn't have to do that.
Halsey
This one named north of the border singer spends a crazy amount of money each month on dark arts practitioners to teach her new spells.
This retired former A list wide receiver is dating an 18 or 19 year old stripper. He always wanted to date a stripper.
This A- list actress wanted her A+/A list husband to attend a premiere with her and he said no. Tick tock on the marriage.
Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds
Speaking of that tour, the dog singer who is on it, must be spending all of his check on coke. He has been messed up every night.
At this point, the 2000's has beens tour must be about money laundering because they certainly are not even coming close to selling out the venues they are playing.
The exercise singer with the ties to the horrible management firm used the weekly shot to lose all her weight, but she wants everyone to think it was diet and exercise.
He said he was listening to his album while running the very long race, and now we have a release date of this summer for the new album.
Speaking of not kind, this killer brother actor was wasted out of his mind on something this weekend and wouldn't let anyone take his photo at a party and didn't want to be seen in any photos because of how wasted he was.
While promoting her awful new movie, this three named foreign born actress wasn't very nice to the people of this South American country.
The meme actor didn't seem at all pleased to be used as a photo op tool yesterday by the reality star.
Timothée Chalamet/Kylie Jenner
Speaking of sex in illicit places, this married A list actor from a long running hit television show refuses to hook up at his girlfriend's place because he thinks it might be wired for sound and video. He doesn't want to be spotted at a hotel. So, he rents cargo vans from Enterprise and then picks up his girlfriend and they have sex in the back of it.
This two color member had really low streams for her first solo effort. Distressingly low. Then she changed managers to the payola guy who also asked for some personal favors and the next thing you know she is exploding while the other members of her group are crashing.
JENNIE/BLACKPINK
The permanent A list "singer" and her boyfriend decided they couldn't wait to get home so had sex in a gas station bathroom.
This former vampire actor tried to get an invite to any show at Paris Fashion Week and they all turned him down. He used to always be invited, but he doesn't have the influence he once had.
Taylor Lautner
An offspring of two A listers admitted to her friends that she has a secret half sibling.
Speaking of Housewives, this one who is hoping for another season of her show wants to start her own home shopping channel, but can't find anyone who wants to loan her the money.
Remember back in the day when this former Housewife said she was too good for the show and was going to be a huge actress and have her own line of everything and be rich. Times change and now she is begging to come back on the show. Did she turn in her son yet?
With ticket sales this low, the one named permanent A list singer, might bail on the whole tour. She isn't all that thrilled about doing it anyway.
Beyonce
This permanent A list mogul always pays for the men he sleeps with. He finds it much less complicated than having feelings for someone. Plus, this way he gets the variety he craves even at his age. The thing is though, he does everything he can to not actually pay. He would rather spend six figures on something and then trade that for sex rather than just pay a fraction of that in actual cash. Back in the day he used to do the same kind of thing but trade drugs for sex rather than cash. Then, he would get free things and would try and trade those for sex. He hates to actually pay and once spent a year with a guy just to see what he could finally get the gut to accept in lieu of cash. Once he figured that out, he dumped the guy.
Of course the biggest music industry trade gave their biggest award to the one named rapper/industry plant that I keep writing about. She does everything they want.
Billboard Woman Of The Year/Doechii
If I were the pastor of the church the $20 smoothie celebrity attends, I wouldn't count on her or her money being there for much longer.
Hailey Bieber
Apparently, the alliterate one has an expired drivers license. They won't make any special exceptions for her and she would have to go to her local office. She would also have to reveal her real name and it isn't what she cosplays it to be.
Meghan Markle
The former late night actor's yachter girlfriend says she is tired of yachting and is trying to have a baby so she can work less and get paid more.
This alliterate actress hasn't had a great role in years. But, one of them she did have lets her make a lot of money yachting. She makes a lot of money roleplaying that character for men.
Doing a podcast with your brother instead of your husband is not really going to help those divorce rumors. The former A++ lister is out and about almost every night.
Michelle Obama/Barack Obama
The Goopster does things all on her own. The alliterate one wanted to get back at her and had to have a team of ten people plus the nannies to keep the kids quiet and out of the way.
This former A list teen actress who crashed and burned as an adult actress until a recent comeback, has joined a cult. Like a everyone lives together cult.
The A list celebrity keeps waiting for her north of the border husband to publicly defend her and it jusst isn't going to happen.
These two former step siblings are both offsprings of permanent A listers. They also hooked up a lot. The end of the marriage has apparently ended their hookups.
This alliterate A list actor would love for the world to think he is dating this permanent A list actress from an iconic role, but they aren't.
There is no way this permanent A list singer makes it through all her tour dates. She is not doing well.
This former Idol who is in this space more than the other contestants combined, hooked up with a guy in a bathroom at a charity event this weekend.
Speaking of money, the A list everything in her mind celebrity thought this billionaire was interested in her, but he just wanted her to perform at a party. His girlfriend is half the celebrity's age.
The flowering financial institution moved overseas, but the guy paying all the bills has had enough of her, so now she is looking for a new sponsor.
The A list initialed singer keeps trying to make the former TikTok star turned actress turned do anything to stay relevant, happen, but it isn't working. Maybe the former TikTok star should start doing a bunch of coke like her mentor.
Charli XCX/Addison Rae
The guardian of our former talk show host is desperate to keep the host locked up. I wonder what she has been doing that she doesn't want the host to discover.
Wendy Williams
This attorney involved in the producer/wannabe rapper lawsuits will be lucky to not get disbarred after that mess filed on Friday.
Ariel Mitchell-Kidd/Sean Combs
The most recent co-star might be playing ignorant, but the former co-star was laying into the A- list actress at Fashion Week. The stories you have heard are just a fraction of the bad blood between the pair.
Anna Kendrick/Leighton Meester/Blake Lively
Apparently, there was a very large bribe paid to make a certain case go away that has captured headlines out of the country.
This foreign born A list driver is already ready to bail on his new team. He hates it.
Expect this A list actor to divorce his much younger wife this summer or fall after all the PR is over with for his new show. It was never about love. It was all for show.
I thought the state celebrity offspring was supposed to be in a relationship but she had some random guy over to her house late night last week and he has been bragging about it.