Blind Item #5

You have to dig to find this photo but it surprisingly hasn't been scrubbed. It shows the pe*ophile royal at a party about twenty-five years ago, with his arm around some woman. He's absolutely zooted, sweating buckets,  gritting his teeth, and his eyes are bulging out of his head like a cartoon character. He looks high enough to go duck hunting with a rake. Did he have a cocaine problem? Does he still have one?