This A list actress starred in an iconic role. She has been working on a reboot of a work movie for years. No, not one of the many work movies in which she has already starred, but another. It isn't going to happen, at least with her dream cast list. Two of them hate each other and all three of them have work commitments for the next two years.
Jennifer Aniston/9 to 5/Ariana Grande/Zendaya/Sydney Sweeney
Like mother like aunt like niece like daughter, this foreign born nepo baby loves her coke parties.
A few weeks ago I wrote about the former singer/reality/star/international movie star and the executive who has been bragging about her oral skills. Now that she has made her split public, he wants nothing to do with her because he says she is next level clingy/crazy.
Jessica Simpson
Isn't the small church singer the one who always tries to get free stuff from people in exchange for an @. Hard to earn a livable wage that way.
The partner of the former superhero has now branded herself as a divine goddess and leader of whatever cult she has going.
Ezra Miller
This A list singer/musician bought one child's forgiveness but is having trouble with everyone else in his life.
I wonder if the "singer" from #11 will relate the story about how it took 30 minutes just to get this actor/director ready for action because they had done so much coke and they were in a bathroom stall and he was super nervous about getting caught. Especially so, because he was engaged at the time.
The permanent A list "singer" wrote another book, but she doesn't know it. She just told a bunch of her dirt to her drug dealer who is turning it into a book.
This permanent A list singer thought he had bought up every copy of a gay adult film he made back in the day. Judging by a check he recently wrote, I guess there was at least one in the wild.
During COVID, several adult stars "retired" and made the move over to videogame streaming. Then they found out due to the exposure of the platform, they had an expanded clientele of people interested in them. The popular girls there, let them know there is demand for escorting in this industry too. So the escorting travel they used to do is now kept on the down low under the facade of "Vacation streams." One of the people doing it is someone all of you would know.
The alliterate one made sure she got some one on one time yesterday with the state A++ lister.
Meghan Markle/Gavin Newsom
#1 - There was the time this north of the border actor decided to whip out his peen in front of cast and crew and peed in front of everyone before walking away.
#2 - This actor turned talk show host was fired because he would be wasted drunk by the end of each show.
#3 - Speaking of fired, this actor was fired from a television show because he kept sexually harassing the actor who played his son.
#4 - This foreign born former A- list actress all of you know got fired from a movie because her at the time boyfriend who was very rich set fire to her trailer with his meth pipe.
This one named A- list singer went into a country and said I am going to do whatever I want to do and you can't stop me from buying property that was not for sale and destroying land that was protected. She will be the first to complain when the government there takes it all away.
Kelis/Kenya
This former dual threat A list actress who we all know and watched go over the edge, is now going to talk publicly about the predator who ruined her life.
Amanda Bynes
This foreign born superhero started taking the weekly shot which shows you filming really is years behind schedule.
Robert Pattinson/Batman 2
So, when the alliterate one brushed up against the heir in her sheer nightgown and hit on him, what was the end game?
This reality star from multiple shows is in a dilemma. If she debuts her boyfriend publicly then everyone will think she is a liar and a cheat. So, the plan is to fake date a different person for a few months and then go back to the guy she wants to be with.
Although she would never say it publicly, the former A- list singer turned A- list actress/producer really wanted a nomination today for acting.
Selena Gomez
The mom of the former celebrity turned adult star isn't going to cover for the whole cancer story any longer.
After last night, the "wife" of the permanent A list rapper is one day closer to getting him into a conservatorship and controlling his money.
The ex of this actress/celebrity offspring should really get a paternity test of the most recent child.
Speaking of victims-turned-creeps there are witnesses alleging that the A list actor, just like many former child celebrities before and after him, used to have adults eagerly counting down until his 18th birthday. Apparently, this may have also happened to his equally creepy childhood friend.
Remember the alliterate actor from the infamous photoshoot? His first girlfriend was his first boss from when he was only 17. And at his current age he seems to still think of this as some kind of "flex".
Not only is this streamer actor turned musician's new album all about his alliterate ex, he called out their breakup at a festival. During a performance of a love song he wrote for her, he declared 'yeah, nothing lasts forever though'
This city A++ lister must have attended a lot of freak offs to still be defending the producer/wannabe rapper.
Eric Adams/NYC/Sean Combs
The game show host is not all woe is me about his ex. Ask him about the strippers he sees on a regular basis.
The foreign born alliterate singer has been A- list for quite some time. Usually that means you play to more people than you can fit in your living room though. No one is paying to see her right now. The music career appears over.
Camila Cabello
The prime minster actor really tried to get Disney to cave, but they want no part of him. They know there is more unsaid.
The A list comic/actor/singer just needed some cover for his return. Now, he can let the contracted girlfriend move on to other things.
Jamie Foxx
Producers of this network reality dating show are frustrated with their older contestants. The reason is they don't know how to fake everything as well as their younger counterparts and don't have the thirst to even make an effort.
Since the A+/A list actress was at a film festival not far from where the alliterate one "lives," the alliterate one invited her over. The actress said that wasn't ever going to happen.
This former reality star/host turned wannabe reality star is trying to get a show with her new boyfriend but after what she has done, she has zero takers.
The guardian of the alliterate former talk show host has the fix set in or a choice of doctor to keep the talk show host right where she is.
This permanent A list rapper wants his higher on the list wife to launch a crypto coin prior to her tour so they can make even more money.
The big game is going to have a commercial that will repeat the fake orgasm scene from a famous movie and star the original actors.
Super Bowl/When Harry Met Sally (and a week later everyone found out)
This film producer divides his time between abusing & torturing a very talented actor & coercing said actor into taking on parts that will humiliate him or are not appropriate for his talent. Unfortunately the film producer is often disappointed because the actor turns the part into a personal success.
The film producer is a parasite feeding off the talented "best friend", because he has a 'false self'. He uses the personality & talent of the actor to feel real. But occasionally the rage breaks through, the anger & jealousy that he has no talent; that he doesn't receive the attention & recognition that the actor does causes destructive incidents directed at the actor. The producer is furious that he, the producer, is gay & does everything he can to prove he isn't. But then the rage takes over & he physically & sexually abuses the actor. The actor has been psychologically conditioned to never resist. He is trapped in this "relationship" with the producer.
The leader of this small country has staff check every day for weapons his wife may have hidden. Not so that she harms herself, but because the royal is worried she will try and kill him.
Prince Albert/Monaco
The ginger haired one settled because he doesn't have the money he would have had to pay under British law for legal fees for the other side if he went to trial. He thought dad might pay for them, but dad said no, so he settled.
Prince Harry
This foreign born one named permanent A list singer couldn't write a check big enough to keep her significant other from going to trial but is paying off pundits to make her case for her.
Rihanna/A$AP Rocky
Even the nepo baby singer thinks her now ex is hooking up with the A list singer/sometime actress.
Speaking of fashion, a studio is really upset their best shot at an acting Oscar was hanging out at Fashion Week and not doing press for his movie.
Adrien Brody/The Brutalist
This foreign born permanent A list model is desperately trying to relaunch her money laundering asset again.
It looks like the ex of the alliterate talk show host is still using the son to funnel money rom her account.
The significant other of the permanent A list rapper has talked to a lawyer about putting the rapper into a conservatorship.
Speaking of the actress in #2, the song could be used as long as the production got rid of the hired composer this A+ lister didn’t like. The young actor was cast after the A+ lister helped select them. The A+ lister doesn’t show up to private residences without knowing who is going to be there for security reasons. Having the A+ lister deposed is the worst case scenario for the acting couple.
Speaking of north of the border, this A list actor and his wife are not living together right now.
The north of the border singer was hanging out at the same bath house that an ex of the A list everything in her mind celebrity went to right after he attended a peep show.
The foreign born get naked celebrity is literally counting down the days until her daughter turns 18 and can join the family business.
Katie Price
This A+ actor is going to send out an alarm signal. He found out what happened to the late child star he worked on the Shakespeare movie and his legal team has their sights set on the Y2K mogul and his sister. The alarm single will come in the form of a charitable donation.
The lost it all TikTok star who thought she was going to be an A list singer/actress can say what she wants, but she 100% calls the paps. They wouldn't bother with her otherwise.
Addison Rae
Another person who the A_ list actress threatened is now walking back everything they said in support of the actress.
The north of the border singer is mixing meds and booze and other things and needs to get that straight or there is going to be a very bad ending.
Justin Bieber
This A- list actress from an iconic show wants it to be true about all the kids around her, but it is just her imagination.
The celebrity baby mother who is house squatting in the house of her athlete ex, is about to move out because she got pregnant again from the half her age NBA player she is dating.
Speaking of the permanent A list rapper, apparently he can only get aroused if he takes a lot of get hard meds.
Whatever settlement dollars were reached with the ginger haired one, both sides fudged their statements. That being said, the ginger haired one didn't actually get any money for himself and still owes money to his lawyers from the case. Idiot.
Prince Harry
The former Idol is on coke again and cheating and now has three guys he keeps cycling through that he has been with for awhile including an ex, a foreign born random and a standup comedian who has a show on the streamer. Plus, he is on a dating app looking for pay for play. His friends bug him about being sober and getting sober and working and he just wants to party and play. Things are really bad for him.
This nepo baby turned news anchor is trashing his former co-worker every chance he gets. The nepo baby doesn't want the competition if the former co-worker gets back on the airwaves.
Anderson Cooper/Don Lemon
So, the reality show star was found dead even though she was expected to make a full recovery? That doesn't sound right.
Lynn Ban
Now, the A- list actress has to worry about an old video clip where she talks about dressing up in black face and wearing an afro wig to stalk men. At least she didn't wear it to the plantation where she got married.
Blake Lively
Plantation Khaleesi’s husband cares more about his image than anything else. If the wife drags him too far down, he will bail.
This former A- list singer turned A- list actress/producer doesn't want her recent co-star to be allowed to attend any more events in support of the movie.
Selena Gomez/Karla SofÃa Gascón/Emilia Pérez (and two days later it happened)
The Ocean label is loving the female rapper’s new album so she was not lying when she said that is ready this time. They are happy with how it sounds and are going to support her but are not happy with the “award winning celebrity blogger” she talks to. They suspect that he is a double agent. How else would anyone have known that she was planning an August publicity stunt in July. They will cut her budget if there are anymore stunts.
The UK video vixens are practically begging the new girls to turn down any work ops from a Dizzgusting rapper whose crimes were so Dahmerish that the Prime Minister was bashed for letting him out of jail. What he did to those teenage boys is so horrible that some of the journalists who reported the story are still in shock. The official story is that the tortures happened because of a drugs deal gone wrong, but the tea is that some of the kids he was grooming to sell narcotics suspected that he was in the closet which is why he wanted to silence them. He has no idea that the girlies are putting each other onto game about him and other predators or that his nickname in their group chat is Double D Dizz.
Her name may sound like the lottery but this girl certainly does not have the winning numbers. Her album was a complete flop which is why she was not asked to perform on the big night. People who were there say that she was upset because of the attention the Grammy winning female rapper got and is worried that her sound is more popular.
The British female rapper is hoping people forget that her Dutch brother just admitted to having sex with a stupid fan when that fan’s child was in the bed .The useless mother implied that he looked at the boy as he did it. This only confirms what the Kingdom rapper said about him during their beef. The female rapper is already in a bad mood because her African Giant would rather hang with the Little Mermaid’s sister.
Speaking of the mountain Housewives, part of the reason the preacher’s mother isn’t talking to her is because she married her step father and had a kid with him. That would mean the son’s grandmother is also his step-sister. The step father is to blame for the family’s issues. He said it was the preacher’s grandmother’s dying wish for him to marry her. No one else but him heard her say it though.
Production staff on the mountain Housewives show have been gossiping about how easy it is for the newest Housewife to lie. They want her costars to call her out on the lie she told about the diamond necklace next season
The author who sold the option to the streamer/alliterate one isn't renewing the option.
This A+/A list mostly movie actor is playing whatever cards she can to get award nominations and votes. The whole mother thing is next level, especially considering they didn't even get along.
Angelina Jolie
I hope the A- list actress/sometime director has not caught feelings for her new guy because he is also hooking up with someone else.
This A- list singer/serial rap*st/serial abuser made good on his promise to leave his kids and their respective baby mothers back in Los Angeles and the fires so he could live it up with his new much younger girlfriend in Vegas.
Chris Brown
This morning show was told they were not allowed to ask the Scientologist Housewife about Scientology. Why not?
Speaking of athletes, this foreign born A lister just gave himself a free out when he tests positive yet again for drugs.
Jannik Sinner
This foreign born actress/influencer has a three letter first name and is hooking up with a married King.
Proving once again that he is an all around a-hole, this former late night actor was incredibly rude to hotel employees while in town for a film festival. Not Bill Murray or Chevy Chase. Think younger.
Speaking of significant others, the one to the permanent A list comedian/actor just had a three size breast enlargement that is way over the top.
This in the news author is discussing filing a lawsuit against the A- list actress and her significant other. Apparently, promises were made but not kept.
It took producers several hours just to come up with the basic texts "sent" between the Housewife and a soon to be former Husband.
Kyle Richards/Paul Kemsley
This permanent A list actress has a very carefully crafted image. There was a dent in it this past week for the first time in quite some time which is why she did a very artificial correction that no one bought for a second. Ever since her arrest back in the day she has tried to not make a misstep and likes people to think she is an aww shucks kind of person right down to the accent she uses on talk shows which is not how she talks in real life. She would like everyone to forget the feud she had with this foreign born A list actor or the feud she had with the very tall A list actor. She would like everyone to forget the racist remarks she made about a co-star. None of that fits with the image she wants all of you to believe about her.
This A- list actress and her husband promised the A list author everything would be great. Instead, things have got so bad, the author had to deactivate all of her social media.
Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds/Colleen Hoover
The A list singer making sure to post himself on social media singing to firefighters instead of writing a check or helping out is going right up there with the do nothing alliterate one. Don't ever forget the singer did nothing while his wife relentlessly online bullied a 10 year old actress.
John Legend/Chrissy Teigen
The A list singer didn't care about the technical glitch but did care she wasn't allowed to ask for anything or have any kind of rider.
Carrie Underwood
Speaking of one named singers, this singer/producer and his significant other have always been swingers, but the significant other is about to be dumped for one of their most recent conquests.
The one named permanent A list singer has signed a deal with a streamer to make a show about her upcoming tour followed by a movie.
Speaking of staged, the barely there celebrity and the A list actor made sure to be photographed at a recent football game. They wanted that Taylor Swift treatment.
Gigi Hadid/Bradley Cooper
The new Fantastic 4 trailer only focused on 3 of the 4 leads due to issues between one of the actors and the production team. He signed up for the movie assuming he would be the lead and was dismayed to see his amount of screentime.
This three named actress is being slammed right now. Wait until people start interviewing her exes. It gets so much worse.
The jailers of the alliterate former talk show host don't want her speaking to anyone because they know they treat her like she is in jail.
I thought this former A- list celebrity/reality star/stripper was starting a church. The letting people take shots off your half naked body doesn't sound very religious.
This very rich nepo baby had no idea she was introduced to a woman her significant other is sleeping with.
This foreign born barely barely legal singer was hooking up with a fellow one named singer albeit he is A list and she is way way down the list.
This winner from last night was smoking meth. She just can't break the habit.
This A- list actress wanted to attend the big game with her very popular friend this past weekend. The friend said no. A crack in the friendship or because it would have been a distraction?
Blake Lively/Taylor Swift
One of the nominees this weekend doesn't actually exist. They are AI and the group name was chosen by a computer.
If the ginger haired one doesn't settle, he will be asked under oath about all of his drug use and a bunch of other gossip that will finally get confirmed. He thinks of himself as a martyr for being the last one standing. He is actually an idiot.
Prince Harry
This permanent A list singer says she doesn't care about any of the awards given prior to the actual show. So much disrespect.
The wealthy bookseller has always been a cuck, but as of late, he has really been taking it to the next level.
Jeff Bezos
The small chapel singer was the worst to everyone last night who was not higher than her on the list. The five time winner mentioned earlier was really treated like crap. It was only after the chapel singer learned she wasn't just a random fan but a five time winner that her attitude changed.
This foreign group won last night and celebrated like their lives were ending. They win most coke and booze of the night. It was like the 80's were back.
The permanent A list singer/producer went off on a reporter after they stopped interviewing him mid sentence to try and talk to the small church singer.
This five time winner in a not very high profile category got into an actual fight with a guy she said touched her inappropriately.
Even the A+ list singer knows the former wheelchair actor is a predator. She really emphasized the minor part of the song when she was singing along.
In addition to the new album, the year singer plans to talk specifics about the A+ list singer when he is doing press for the album.
Matty Healy/Taylor Swift
While the official story is the foreign born singer/actress died of suicide. Fans found some odd co-incidences soon afterward. What were the child photos she was posting to Instagram leading up to her death about? Why did she die 666 days after the other prominent industry death? Why did she die on a Full Moon? Why is it later that month the Moon group performed the Full Moon song? Why the chairs? Is it connected to the Famous Producer and his links to the banking family? And what does her A list "friend" really know?
This A/A- list actor is an Oscar winner/nominee. His new movie has zero buzz and is coming out soon. So, time to provide some fauxmance content to the press in exchange for attention and promo.
Rami Malek
Two years ago this former reality star who would love nothing more than to be on another show and be famous again, said in an interview his business was making him $300K per month. Now he says he is broke and asking for donations?
Spencer Pratt
The former superhero is not dating the permanent A list actress. She has no time for fake relationships.
Andrew Garfield/Demi Moore
This winner last night has had a long career. She also is very much anti-establishment and gives off Lauryn Hill vibes. She freaked out about the carpeting and some pattern in it and was praying while walking across it.
Why yes, that was a nepo baby/singer/actress loudly having sex with a rando at an after party and letting everyone watch.
One person who is not happy with the thirsting of the former A/A- list singer/sometime actress turned businessperson is the dad. He has a whole lot of secrets.
Jessica Simpson/Pimpa Joe
Speaking of being promised a win, the host thought the fix was in and he would win. He was not happy that he lost.
The abuser/serial ra*ist told some musical partners they would win if he could attach his name to their record. They agreed and he took all the money from the sales and they didn't win. He is such a horrible person.
Speaking of religious, this contemporary Christian nominee was doing coke in a bathroom.
The religious deity singer won multiple awards and still has to be an opening act for the former Disney singer. She was complaining about it to her agent.
Speaking of permanent A list rappers, one of them was really serious when he said his "wife" was available to rent by the hour.
The permanent A list rapper and his wife showed zero affection towards each other. She did make out with her bodyguard though.
The producer/wannabe rapper was the person who financed putting away the alliterate former talk show host so she couldn't hurt him.
The permanent A list rapper is not only laying off everyone at two of his companies, but is also getting back into the scam game. After his failed crypto scam and music streaming scam, I thought he was done. Turns out, now he is going to get people to try get people to invest in songs. They will just lose all their money.
This former A- list singer turned A- list actress/producer doesn't want her recent co-star to be allowed to attend any more events in support of the movie.
The former radio/television sidekick is trying to take for himself the money he put into his kids' college funds but his ex isn't letting him. He also doesn't even have internet at home any longer and uses public Wi-Fi for hiss cameos and such.
The charity chef is taking digs at the alliterate one and her lap dog for being a huge pain when they came to visit him.
Jose Andres/Meghan Markle/Prince Harry
Does the one named always a victim singer not remember how she was discovered? Yeah, so she should stop being elitist about people being discovered on the clock app and if she wants to be relevant again, make better music.
Halsey
Do you know how awful of a person you have to be to get the fighting brothers to drop you from a bout? The foreign born former A list athlete is getting close to just that. Too many women he has attacked to make anyone want to watch.
Jake and Logan Paul/Conor McGregor
After the dollars and eyes on last year’s event, this organization was always intending to make sure the fix was in. They aren’t going to give up all that new money and new viewers from last time. Whether or not it’s obvious that it’s rigged no longer matters.
NFL/Kansas City Chiefs/Super Bowl
Plantation Khaleesi is the one leaking stories that she is going to be in the suite next week with the A+ list singer. That isn't going to happen.
Speaking of going from no shot to favorite, the A list singer/sometime actress had no shot until one of her competitors had her past brought back up once again and now the singer/actress is going to win. Did she use the PR firm that uses bots to spread everything everywhere at once.
Suddenly, the permanent A list actress with the best plastic surgeon in the world and starring in a movie genre that never wins Oscar is favored to win. All because one of her besties is a journalist.
The celebrity CEO is going to end up dead if he doesn't cut back on his drug use. Apparently, he doesn't even have a will.
One day everyone reports the north of the border singer looks strung out. So, the next day pap stroll while holding the baby which they have never done before. Ever. They don't even usually carry the baby anywhere, they have people do it.
So, the flowering financial institution is saying that not only is the foreign born one named permanent A list singer a drug addict but that her significant other uses that against her to keep her in line.
The former NBA player cheating on his significant other shouldn't be surprising to her since she cheated on her husband to get with the former player.
This alliterate TikTok star and his best friend are being accused of being serial rap*sts of young women they get drunk. They think it is a game.
As we roll into Inauguration Day, I am reminded of the time this former President brought his girlfriend as his date. She was also his niece.
James Buchanan/Harriet Lane
The meme actor loves his hookup's private jet and keeps her around because of it.
Timothée Chalamet/Kylie Jenner
I told you two weeks ago the foreign born actor and singer were done. He has moved on. She has moved on. No need for any more promo work and honestly, he was going to bring down her career with his issues. Now, everyone else is catching on.
Paul Mescal/Gracie Abrams
The A list singer/sometime actress is really really good at having people fall for her and then stringing them along. It is what she has done to her current actress co-star.
Ariana Grande/Cynthia Erivo
This three named actor turned down the lead in an indie movie. Did he turn it down because he didn't like the same sex love scene or because he might land the iconic movie role that is still out there to be had. A foreign born former boy bander turned A list solo singer has been offered the indie role.
The lip fillers are a new thing for this A+ list singer. She has had subtle work done in the past, but is being aggressive as of late.
The permanent A list actor will be a presenter at the award show this weekend. Will he bring his wife who is living with another man or will he bring the woman he essentially lives with instead.
The north of the border alliterate actor needed some good publicity. What better way than to be filmed signing autographs for children as they patiently wait out in the cold for you. It is remarkable that the actor signed anything or said anything more than f**k you because that is his normal response. The fact that all the kids had one of two pictures to be signed and all had the same pen and it was all just so fake.
This hiding out in a country to avoid being sued/arrested and not named Kanye, is about to be kicked out of the country where he is staying.
The only thing keeping the city A++ lister in power is the celebrity cult. She is a huge supporter of them.
Karen Bass/Scientology
Speaking of back in the day, I really hope that at least one of the biographies about the dead actor who played an iconic character focus on one of his casting couch stories. No, he wasn't the one who did it. He was forced to by this A list showrunner who still has multiple shows that he created, airing right now.
The very fast rapper knows he is not married to the one named permanent A list singer and his lawyer knows it too. They are trying to make the jury think they are married though.
A$AP Rocky/Rihanna
Since the three named actress is in the news again, it is time for a refresher about the time she hooked up with a married actor and had phone sex with him too. She then sent the phone sex recordings to his actress wife.
The A list everything in her mind celebrity is feeling left out of the celebrities helping out fire victims thirst and is leaking things directly to the press about how she is helping.
Jennifer Lopez
This foreign born permanent A list actor will not promote his new movie at the talk show hosted by a former actress. They hated each other when filming a movie together a couple of decades ago.
This royal is lucky it is only emails that are exposing his lies and not the recordings of him engaging in sex activities with those of legal and not legal ages. He knows they are out there somewhere.
This DIY/cooking influencer just lost a massive gig because she showed how the insane amount a company was paying her for about an hour's worth of work.
I recently told you about the streaming actor and his new album. It is more stalking than tribute to his ex. Apparently, since the initial blind, people have looked even more closely at the artwork of said album and there are many more references to his ex. This is not going to win her back.
This alliterate barely there celebrity nepo baby lost a bunch of job opportunities this week because she was acting incredibly entitled and treating everyone like crap.
It isn't often any longer that substance abuse completely shuts down one show let alone multiple shows but this writer/actor/host has managed to do so. The lawsuits will be plenty.
Noel Fielding
#1 - This offspring is finally blowing her A list actress mom's secret out of the water. No, she was not born naturally as mom bragged about, but via a C-section.
#2 - This married A- list alliterate actress always kept her long time girlfriend in the shadows but has been more open with her over the past year.
#3 - This reality competition host is hooking up with one of the contestants.
#4 - Speaking of hosts, this married competition host probably doesn't tell his wife about the five figures he spends each month on OnlyFans.
So, the grand strategy for the alliterate one has always been divorce. If the money for the advance on the book had been enough, she would have already been out the door.
Meghan Markle
This A- list actress was on a long long long running sitcom. The producers are not feeling her current theatre performance at all.
Sarah Hyland/Modern Family/Great Gatsby
There is a pretty good chance the family of the alliterate former talk show host will just keep your money if you donate to their fund.
Wendy Williams
Speaking of the big charity event last night, apparently, the thirsty network reality star was ghosted by her married millionaire boyfriend.
This rap*st enabler was wasted out of their mind at the big charity event last night. Could barely even walk.
No matter how many interviews he does, this permanent A list comic/actor/singer won't ever tell the real reason he ended up nearly dead.
Jamie Foxx
The one named industry plant has been hooking up with the same guy the foreign born alliterate singer is also seeing.
This permanent A list actress got into a disagreement with her co-star while out promoting their new movie, so the yesterday he stayed home.
It is very on brand for the initialed singer to sell a vinyl filled with what looks like cocaine.
“It literally haunts me,” says Witherspoon, adding, "So this friend of mine, who I didn't really know that well but she was a very serious, proper actress, she asked me to give her an award. But I had never been to this award ceremony, so I thought it was like a roast. So I got up and I roasted her.”
Witherspoon says the event was “British,” “elegant” and “classy” and that she got the tone completely wrong while cracking jokes in her speech.
“I was like, ‘Remember the time we got laser hair removal?’ ” she recalls. “I'm still embarrassed about it."
“We're not friends anymore. I'm not even kidding — we're not friends anymore” she says with a laugh. “I think she doesn't like me anymore. I thought it was so funny and it was just, I had the wrong audience. It was pretty bad. Yeah. Not even kidding, she doesn't talk to me anymore. Oh well."
This north of the border singer is in a really bad way right now. He really needs professional help that he is not getting.
Another person who has bailed from supporting the A- list actress is the wife of the actor who co-owns the soccer team.
With the blinds discussing how this foreign born A- list actress from the blockbuster can't get studios to like or her cast her, you would think she would be on her best behavior. Instead, she is ticking off fans and the public again. This is something she can't stop doing.
There is a constant turnover of the young women hired to walk the dogs of this northern European monarch not in England or Norway. The young women are hired to sleep with the royal. He then gets bored and finds another dog walker.
Frederik X/Denmark
The alliterate former talk show host thinks she will be doing some kind of hosting by the end of next month.
The A- list celebrity has far less money than her higher on the list husband by many many degrees, but still contributed $1M to fire victims. Her husband hasn't contributed anything.
Hailey Bieber/Justin Bieber
One of the reasons this after party DJ is in such hot demand in LA by the biggest names is because he brings party favors.
With her latest post, the permanent A list "singer" did nothing to dissuade people she has been cloned or subject to MK Ultra experiments.
Britney Spears
The weekly flower is far too young to be modeling on her own with no parental supervision. The mom sees nothing wrong with it and thinks it will be great for her. That is a recipe for disaster.
The big streamer doesn't want the reboot of the western family show to be anything like the original. They wants lost of sex and violence.
While still more likely the boy band reunites to perform in their own country, there are now at least three of them in Los Angeles, so the award show this weekend could be in for a surprise.
The A- list actress/entrepreneur got everyone to stop talking about her divorce for a day and talk about the internet hoax instead.
Even though it has been a decade since this foreign born singer/actor got busted for smoking a joint and having his career ruined for it, the promo stuff for the second season of a very popular streaming show doesn't include him at all. It is crazy.
Choi Seung-hyun aka T.O.P/Squid Game 2
This very funny foreign person is most famous for being part of a permanent A+ comic collective. He often stole scenes from some of the louder bigger personalities in the group. Some years ago, he was in a film where he played a character with a specific handicap. By chance, the funny person’s father suffered from the same handicap. He started a center which bears his name that helps young people who suffer from the same handicap. People who receive treatment who are citizens of the same country as the funny person have expenses covered by another charity he is involved in. This has helped many people achieve success in life.
Airplane thriller hates seeing pap photos of her because then everyone comments about her boyfriend who spends more time in prison than out of it.
Skai Jackson
Don't believe the hype. The performer at the big game can play, within reason, whatever songs he wants. The sports league doesn't care.
Kendrick Lamar/Super Bowl LIX/NFL (and today the mainstream media has finally figured this out)
Speaking of alliterate people, the alliterate one sure is spending a lot of time away from her home and kids to continue her disaster tourism. She would also like you to think she was donating things rather than picking up things that were donated from others.
Meghan Markle
Speaking of cheating, this former Friday night actor has finally managed to lose his girlfriend. Even she couldn't handle a decade of stringing along while he hooked up with randoms on sets around the country.
This A+/A list mostly movie actor is hooking up with a waitress every time his girlfriend looks the other way.
The alliterate former talk show host seemed perfectly fine today. I smell lawsuit against those that are controlling her.
Wendy Williams
This getting very rich A list celebrity nepo baby (in name only) showed off the power her brand has by getting an industry giant to cave to our celebrity. They had been blocking her ascent because of the A- list singer turned A- list actress/producer.
It is not as bad as the cosplaying cucumber celebrity but now the A list singer/sometime actress has a permanent British accent. Is she cosplaying early aughts Lindsay Lohan?
In the past few weeks I discussed the one named rapper who said he was leaving the country to go find underage girls in other countries. Apparently, he is being chased out after getting the barely legal state celebrity pregnant.
The celebrity CEO has installed at least one of his baby mothers into a government position. There are probably more.
Not that long ago, it was 50/50 whether the significant other of the coffee and milk singer was going to be deported. Now the singer is in for a world of hurt that is career canceling worthy.
Now the A list actress from multiple franchises is being smeared. Someone wants Oscar bad.
Speaking of coke, this foreign born director was doing her best to find some coke at a festival and having zero luck.
‘She should be thanking us, people have sympathy for her now because of the series, we did that’ said the foreign born alliterate actor who got nominated this morning for an award across the pond after his team did some dirty work behind the scenes. The team also is taking advantage of the extended voting period due to the fires to get the actor a nod for the biggest award of all.
Pamela Anderson/Sebastian Stan/Pamela & Tommy/Oscars
The celebrity CEO isn't worried about any crimes or lawsuits he is facing from the federal government. He knows he can do whatever he wants for the foreseeable future.
Elon Musk
The actress who moved overseas is now super chummy with the Svengali. Is she recruiting for him?
These two former late night actors are touring together and they are playing to half empty venues.
David Spade & Dana Carvey
There is a recording of this former Disney actress turned A list singer having a threesome.
This Oscar winning singer is performing at a benefit for the LA wildfires but doesn't want anyone to know until all the tickets are bought by people rather than bots.
This foreign born A- list actor is not only still drinking to excess, he is now blowing off work to spend time with his higher on the list girlfriend.
The permanent A list singer made a joke about his gambling debt, but he is not doing any better bringing it down.
This former television singing actress is yachting overseas and making a lot of money. She just can't get one of them to marry her.
No one is probably cheering louder for the arrest of this foreign A++ lister than the multiple actresses and singers he forced to have sex with him.
President of South Korea Yoon Suk Yeol
One of the questions regarding the conduct of the big city A lister in the wake of the terrible events is why she was so quiet when first confronted and largely dodged press while she was out of town. It wasn’t just because she had no answer when accused of incompetence. The big city A lister was married and divorced when she was younger but since then has exclusively had relationships with women. She is not hiding in the closet but neither does she discuss her personal life. On the trip that was occurring during the terrible events, she brought along her female partner of ten years and she did not want to add to the media feeding frenzy so maintained a low profile until she came back. It is true she did not handle these events well. This only added to it.
This foreign born one hit wonder who is looking longer and longer in the rearview mirror to find that hit is hitting on the very fast rapper who is one of her exes. That doesn't seem wise.
Iggy Azalea/A$AP Rocky
You would think this A- list actress/writer/producer who has a bunch of kids and is besties with the alliterate one would have seen the latter's kids. Nope.
Mindy Kaling/Meghan Markle
The wheelchair actor continues to hang out with the worst people possible. This week he hung out with the sex trafficker/killer rapper yet again.
Drake/Top5
The former vampire actor will forever wish he was with a certain someone else, other than his current partner who is a void set in place, because the person he truly wanted was not available and will never be.
Apparently, this foreign born permanent A list athlete has the yips and it is making it difficult for him to drive like he once did.
Even the paps are laughing as they take the photos documenting the "romance" between the foreign born A list mostly movie actor and his former co-star.
Hugh Jackman/Sutton Foster
This foreign born A- list singer is now solo although she started as part of a manufactured group. She says the former boy banders are getting together to sing a song at a foreign award show which is why she wanted to perform there too. Well, she did date one of them for a bit.
This permanent A list singer solo and in a group is cheating on his wife again. He has his hookups sign NDA's but some of them still love to talk.
This north of the border actor tried to have his co-star fired so he could bring in an actress he wanted to work with instead.
This A- list actress is now discussing suing the newspaper she was working with to destroy her co-star.
This network reality couple has split. They are both making bank discussing it. Neither of them will say the guy just likes other guys.
Even though they all look like idiots, this makeup company is requiring all influencers on the corporate trip to post a ton of content about the trip and just makes the influencers look like they don't care about anything but having fun.
Tarte
Despite being awful in his show and not a lot of competition even for a nomination, this former superhero is spending big bucks to make sure he is nominated for the big theatre award.
This recent network reality star is blowing her chance at hosting the show she was just on, because she is going overboard with the thirst.
Brooks Nader/DWTS
The yachter turned NFL player's "girlfriend" seems to be advertising again. Does she already need a new gig?
The prime minister actor got his girlfriend to buy him a new vehicle and then he used said vehicle to go on a date with a different woman.
Jonathan Majors/Meagan Good
When this A list actor sometime director was dating the Oscar winner back in the day, he wouldn't even try and hide the stripper makeup and lipstick when he came home to the actress.
As much as they seem happy go lucky for the cameras and their recent press love fest, this former A+ list actor is thisclose to leaving his actress wife.
Why is the foreign born reporter who canceled the writer now upset about it? How did she not expect he would be when she reported on it? It is so strange.
Much like last year, a former Housewife is going to have a resurgence thanks to the reality show that has the world's worst wardrobe for its host.
The back in the day reality star who was hated for a very good reason, sure does get upset when you bring that up now. He thinks he has the TikTok generation on his side. He doesn't. They can see what a grifting a-hole he is and and was and will always be.
With no job on the horizon and sponsorship deals nonexistent, the former sugarbaby turned reality star has been making whatever deals she can with paps to keep her face out there and being seen.
Lauren From Utah
This witty outspoken A list in his home country musical star is currently finishing up a memoir. He is most famous for a music group he was the leader of which has not recorded together in many years but still occasionally tours, most recently last year. He has also done work solo and hosted shows on television in his home country. An event he will be elaborating on in his book is his questioning and detainment by police following his interruption of a performance by this deceased permanent A+ list star at a public event. At the time, the witty outspoken star had become a bit of a folk hero for discussing how phony and offensive the performance was but there was more to why he interrupted it than that. In the book, he comments on the number of underage boys and girls around the premises and the behavior of those in the A+ star’s entourage towards them and how this sickened him and forced him to act.
The alliterate one has been holed up in a hotel suite 90 minutes from her "houseguests." Where are the kids?
Meghan Markle
You will notice that doing press for her money grabbing book, the former reality star/host doesn't mention that her current boyfriend was still living with his wife and kids when they started hooking up. Oh, or that her husband referred to their marriage as his own version of Get Out. Oh, and his family was not allowed to visit their house. Oh, and he had to show her his phone every night.
Allison Holker
The permanent A list actor/sometime director wants nothing to do with the A list everything in her mind celebrity. He would hate being with her even more than her most recent ex.
Kevin Costner/Jennifer Lopez/Ben Affleck
A witness to everything the former superhero has done is now speaking to a reporter for a very in depth article that will be mind blowing.
The alliterate one couldn't find a sponsor for her podcast which is why she is delaying it. No one wants to associate their brand with her.
The north of the border singer is going to take the one named permanent A list singer down. This is going to be brutal.
Justin Bieber/Usher
The trial that involves this disgraced Oscar winner will determine once and for all whether he did go to a rehab facility for sex addiction. He says he didn't but the records suggest otherwise.
The team of the killer brother actor pulled every string they had to get him seated next to the A+ list editor. That way he shows up in every photo.
The former yacht girl who has tried so hard to rebrand herself is as desperate to keep her ties and truths uncovered. Marriage rumors were spread by her in a bid to convince the public that her and her supposed boyfriend are the dream team. However, you can't even call him her fiancé because she never received a ring despite what the public thinks.
Apparently, the streaming giant is the one who is trying to take out the foreign born actress and her shot at Oscar.
The wealthy farmer is on some kind of woe is me apology tour. If I were him I would worry about what the Russian honeytrap has on him and if she will ever release it.
Airplane thriller hates being reminded that she met her baby daddy on Prison Tok and spends her days going into comment sections to defend her very very bad decisions.
This foreign born nepo baby of two A listers isn't even old enough to drink here, but is dating someone with a bigger age gap than her father normally does and that is saying something.
Don't be surprised if the former superhero and his evil hangers on either end up in jail or having a mass end of life event.
Ezra Miller
As expected, the diaries of this former A- list actress were not part of her estate sale. Hopefully at some point they will be released to help identify her killer.
This alliterate A list actress hangs out with supporters of the A- list actress, but the alliterate actress is definitely not a fan at all.
Sydney Sweeney/Blake Lively
The permanent A list actress probably has the longest odds of any Oscar hopeful just because of the genre, but the betting odds online contradict that. Who is betting that much money on her to affect the line. Is the fix in?
The married girlfriend of the A+/A list mostly movie actor still hasn't even tried to divorce her husband even though she has been with the actor for years.
Vittoria Ceretti/Leonardo DiCaprio
This permanent A+ list showrunner is making a bunch of decisions that indicate he is trying to settle his estate before he passes. That is why he finally sold some episodes for syndication. I'm sure the actor are happy to finally be getting some extra money too.
The podcaster/influencer who has the boyfriend who dated the 16 year old nepo baby when he was in his 30's is being pushed out of her podcast by her more famous co-host.
This foreign born actress is an Oscar nominee. She figured out which actress' team was behind the latest smear campaign and is set to go after them extra hard.
At this point it almost feels like the 80's show streamer actor is stalking his alliterate ex. His whole album and cover artwork is all about her.
Remember when the foreign-born author would defend disgusting fictional depictions of children on his blog under "free speech"? It's several paragraphs long.
This A- list actress is an Oscar winner/nominee which is something most people forget about her. She likes to forget about a certain franchise and hates when people mention it. Hates it hates it hates it. Her once again co-star knows this and tries to bring it up in every joint interview. So, our Oscar winner/nominee started talking about her co-star's cheating. There is a truce, but they do hate each other.
Anna Kendrick/Twilight/Blake Lively
The movie got a lot of nominations and attention from this trophy organization recently despite a lot of criticism. But there is talk going around how it all started. The money laundry streamer goes to this foreign film festival each year to buy up any potential Oscar bait it can before any studio rivals. The streamer bought the film rights right after the movie premiered. That’s normal. Here is where it gets interesting. This A list director struck a big deal with the streamer after the huge success of their last movie to reboot a classic franchise. That same A list director was part of the group that hands out top prizes at this foreign film festival. The A list director met with the streamer head between the time the movie was bought and the awards announced. The movie the streamer bought ended up winning the biggest award of all at the festival. What was said during that meeting, and what did the A list director get in return if they helped the streamer’s film nab the top award?
The yoga company was happy to help out the celebrity because it was just like any other corporate deal. Plus, it really didn't cost them much real cash. Ask them to help other victims though and it is a hard pass.
Alo/Heidi Montag
This A+ list mostly movie actress is an Oscar winner and not a fan of the alliterate one going way back. She believes as I do that the alliterate one is going to try and hijack the big movie award show for her own gain and our actress isn't going to let it happen.
Reese Witherspoon/Meghan Markle
This permanent A list actress is hooking up with a magazine editor just so he will give her great coverage in award season.
Angelina Jolie
Speaking of fans, a fan asked the alliterate former model if the A+ list singer's number is still in her phone and she said no.
Speaking of trafficking, this one named A- list rapper says he is leaving the country. I guess he wants to go somewhere where people don't judge him for having sex with underage girls and then have it covered up by the girl's very rich reality family.
Tyga/Kylie Jenner
The hard to spell model has been turned down by so many brands that she is now trying to find one overseas that is willing to throw money at her for no results.
The A list everything in her mind celebrity hasn't been getting the attentions she craves as she promotes her new project. So, she got herself a few hours away from LA and did everything she could to get people's attention. The only thing she didn't do was debut a new man (or actually do her own singing), but a new man is coming in the next week.
The foreign born superhero has a new movie being released. He has been spending as little time as possible with the woman who calls herself his girlfriend. She is a lot of trouble behind the scenes right now and things are messy.
The emperor actor had a bit of a short fuse this past weekend and got kicked out of a ski resort. Drugs? Booze? Just and angry man?
The pint sized comic actor has everyone running from him and his brand and company as quickly as they can. They know something big is about to happen.
If you subscribe to the logo conspiracy and it is a good one, at the least there won't be a three peat. There will still be no one watching and the brand exhaustion is next level. Last year the A- list actress joined the A+ list singer. Bet that doesn't happen this year.
The foreign born former A- list singer is using her split and her spiraling to try and get a new deal and a reality show. No one has paid attention to her this much in well over a decade.
This alliterate north of the border actor is being called out for not only physically hitting minors on a set, but also refusing to talk to them off camera.
This former horror movie actress who crashed out of Hollywood is set to discuss that she crashed out because of what the producer/wannabe rapper did to her.
One of the jurors saw the very fast rapper shoving people out of the way on Friday. Not a good look for the defendant.
The significant other of this permanent A- list actress/entrepreneur has always used her fame to pick up women. The actress just got tired of it.
Jessica Alba/Cash Warren
One of the producer/wannabe rapper's best friends has canceled his annual shindig. How bad is what is coming, going to be for him?
Michael Rubin/White Party/Sean Combs
The flowering financial institution could pay off her debt in one night of working. She just doesn't want to work.
Azealia Banks
This HGTV star wants everything in her divorce finalized so she can add another last name to the list. She is ready to get married.
Christina Meursinge Haack El Moussa Anstead Hall
A brother killer actor has let fame get to his head so much that while out in NYC he was hitting on women while he was with his girlfriend. He made plans to meet up with one after he sent his girlfriend home in an Uber.
The self proclaimed model, singer and actress is seething from the amount of praise that her foreign born boyfriend's ex is getting. She thought she could hold on to him by trapping him with a child, however she knows she is losing him by the minute and working behind the scenes to keep him.
This R&B singer loves promise rings. She was assaulted by a dancer who worked for her mentor who likes the Goodies. That dancer thinks he got away with it.
The academic streamer is in trouble for trying to Afrika Bambaataa a 15 year old gamer and needs a media distraction. Will exposing the British rapper who just admitted to having sex with an irresponsible mom when her child was in the bed work? Someone close to the academic streamer thinks so. The academic streamer is desperate.
This long long long time reality star has done the impossible. Somehow they have taken waist trainer tea which I didn't think existed any longer and have turned it into a pyramid scheme.
When you call out the former wheelchair actor and the permanent A+ list NBA player for their freak offs, it doesn't look great the next week when you are trying to hook up with someone not old enough to drive.
The alliterate one made sure she got some one on one time yesterday with the state A++ lister.
Meeting up to do the PR wildfire appearance was the first time the alliterate one and her husband had seen each other for ten days.
Meghan Markle/Prince Harry
The back in the day hated A list reality star/celebrity is now set to debut herself to a brand new generation who haven't heard her coke for butt sex stories or just how horribly racist she is. It will be an interesting learning experience for her and them.
Paris Hilton
The A- list actress wanted a member of her legal team fired because of the bad publicity they generated by serving people while they were trying to save their homes. Can she look any worse in the public eye than she does now?
Blake Lively
This former A+ list rapper has cut off her estranged husband from all bank accounts. He has zero access to any money.
Cardi B/Offset
This former A/A- list athlete all of you know had to go the IVF route with his wife because he couldn't ever finish the normal way.
This permanent A list actress who played an iconic role seems overly sensitive about the rumors of her and the former A++ lister hooking up. Why would you shut down all your social media? Is part of it true? Is something coming out?
This one named A- list singer went into a country and said I am going to do whatever I want to do and you can't stop me from buying property that was not for sale and destroying land that was protected. She will be the first to complain when the government there takes it all away.
This former dual threat A list actress who we all know and watched go over the edge, is now going to talk publicly about the predator who ruined her life.
The alliterate one is in the process of adding an additional episode to her series focusing on her recent efforts and now a mad scramble to remove the person who just got indicted.
Reading between the lines of an earlier statement, it sounds as if this alliterate singer turned actress is in a cult because everyone on her street and the surrounding streets all seem related to each other.
Mandy Moore
The three named rapper is terrified the book by his ex is going to ask people a lot of questions about their messed up relationship and what they did to each other.
The foreign born former actor turned reality show host thinks he looks amazing in his outfits for the show. Producers have told contestants they need to be impressed with them even though none of them are.
Alan Cummings/Traitors
This married aging permanent A list actor from multiple A+ list franchises has an assistant who does way more than text and email for him.
This fairly recent former A++ lister and his significant other don't even live together any longer.
Barack Obama/Michelle Obama
This A list foreign born singer from a divided peninsula was A+ list in his group. He was spotted openly making out with a guy which is something that would get him canceled in his country.
This foreign born A list singer not only gave up her First Class seat to a pregnant mother, but also watched the toddler the mom had with her for the entire flight.
This A+/A list mostly movie actress is an Oscar winner/nominee. She thought she scrubbed that first husband from the internet, but a thread has been pulled and she might actually have to talk about it.
This foreign born superhero started taking the weekly shot which shows you filming really is years behind schedule.
More allegations against this alliterate singer that he tried to take a 16 year old back to his hotel after paying for her food.
In this space the other day I told you about an actress who was really upset her premiere was canceled. Now, she is trying to make it seem like it was her idea and she is being noble and just canceling everything because of it.
Jennifer Lopez/Unstoppable
#1 - This aging permanent A list actor from multiple franchises said this dead former A- list actress nearly killed him when they had sex because she would tie him up and have knife right next to the bed.
#2 - The killer actor loves to brag about his conquests but never about the actress in #1 because then it reminds people he was scared of her and could never get aroused.
#3 - These two acting brothers had a three some with a former A- list actress who was blacklisted in the industry by an ex.
#4 - This former madam gets a small check every month from this former actor client who was stalked for years by this A+/A list actress.
I thought the west coast Housewife wasn't allowed to live with her boyfriend because of the whole drinking thing and the pushing down the stairs thing. Judging by their conversation at a very recent cheer competition, they are living together.
Gina Kirschenheiter/RHOC
This "heavy" rapper is pretending he voluntarily stepped down from a hosting gig. He was forced out and would have been fired if he hadn't stepped down. Way too many scandals.
Fat Joe/BET Hip Hop Awards
There is some question as to whether this Housewife will get paid the rest of her deal. Is her absence protected medically or not?
Karen Huger
This city A++ lister must have attended a lot of freak offs to still be defending the producer/wannabe rapper.
It's interesting that in an entire neighborhood, the only two people who didn't lose their houses, are two people who appear so often in the blinds for bad behavior and often work together and have done things for the government together.
Tom Hanks/Steven Spielberg
This foreign born actress has always been a racist, but the mainstream outside her own country didn't know until now, when she was nominated for an Oscar. Those PR campaigns get dirty early.
The foreign born alliterate singer has been A- list for quite some time. Usually that means you play to more people than you can fit in your living room though. No one is paying to see her right now. The music career appears over.
Speaking of actors, this former A list actor won't be coming out in his upcoming memoir. It feels like he is taking that secret to the grave with him.
The A list comic/actor/singer just needed some cover for his return. Now, he can let the contracted girlfriend move on to other things.
The estate of this former A+ list singer is going to be on the hook for many many millions of dollars because they forgot about some of the terms of the hush money agreements they had made with accusers. The heirs are looking for new lawyers now.
With very low ticket sales for a solo show separate from a festival she is performing at in the same country, fans are convinced this former A+ list singer will cancel her solo show which is leading to even less demand.
The former A list reality star showed you how awful he was in his several chances at reality fame. He is so much worse now and so much more entitled and whatever sympathy people had for him is now gone.
You will never hear who these "friends" are that have been taken in by the alliterate one and her husband, because, they don't exist.
Meghan Markle/Prince Harry
This married foreign born permanent A list singer in a group is hooking up with a bandmate's daughter.
If you were expecting the alliterate singer turned actress to care about anyone other than herself, you should read the blog more often.
Mandy Moore
This foreign born A list male model got into some trouble in Asia but paid off a family member with a bribe.
Every time this company screws over yet another person, as they did again yesterday, that is one day closer to freedom for the Robin Hood killer.
UnitedHealthcare/Luigi Mangione
The leader of this small country has staff check every day for weapons his wife may have hidden. Not so that she harms herself, but because the royal is worried she will try and kill him.
Let me get this straight, this social media influencer with 2M+ followers on Instagram just admitted to the crime of statutory ra*e of a 12 year old and she is still running free and posting random social media content?
The big game is going to have a commercial that will repeat the fake orgasm scene from a famous movie and star the original actors.
An offspring of a singer who had a very bad week tried to tag him in a help my dad post but its obvious the dad already blocked the offspring.
One half of the brothers killer actors just got exposed for hitting on barely legal teenage girls and finding his way into their DMs.
The one named singer must have got a very big check from her celebrity CEO ex because she is saying nothing but nice things about him right now.
Grimes/Elon Musk
This foreign born actor has been in the blinds for years, mainly to do with his questionable past relationships. Good for him that our A/A- lister has someone in his life that has been there for a bit now. They have started feeling comfortable showing off each other as a couple. They think the past is the past and won't show its head. They think the girlfriend's grift off a family member's illness won't be remembered or the fake job title she had or that she only got the job because the disgraced producer owed her dad for all the women he hooked the producer up with over the years. Oh, or his girlfriend's posts about wishing that police would just kill all black people. They are pretty convinced no one will bring up that stuff now. Oh, wait.
How many of the Best Picture nominees have you seen?
Anora (Alex Coco, Samantha Quan and Sean Baker, Producers)
The Brutalist (Nominees to be determined)
A Complete Unknown (Fred Berger, James Mangold and Alex Heineman, Producers)
Conclave (Tessa Ross, Juliette Howell and Michael A. Jackman, Producers)
Dune: Part Two (Mary Parent, Cale Boyter, Tanya Lapointe and Denis Villeneuve, Producers)
Emilia Pérez (Nominees to be determined)
I’m Still Here (Nominees to be determined)
Nickel Boys (Nominees to be determined)
The Substance (Nominees to be determined)
Wicked (Marc Platt, Producer)
Should one family control and own the water supply for tens of millions of people? Should they be able to charge triple for said water during wildfires? If their house was just a little more west, there might be some karma for them.
Stewart and Lydia Resnick
The killer actor should just let the whole thing drop. He killed someone and this will just remind people of it for the next several years and cause everyone to hate him even more than they already do. Don't be shocked if his cosplay loving wife leaves him this year too.
Alec Baldwin/Hilaria Baldwin
The former talk show host turned celebrity is doing anything she can to try and get more money from her ex and will drag his name every chance she gets whether things are true or not. She wants him to settle.
Although she would never say it publicly, the former A- list singer turned A- list actress/producer really wanted a nomination today for acting.
Another person close to her, is confirming what I have been saying since the day she died. It wasn't natural causes that killed the ex of the producer/wannabe rapper.
Al B Sure/Kim Porter/Sean Combs
Do we believe her or not?
When asked by host Alex Cooper about her “craziest fan interaction,” Schumer replied, “I guess them eating me out.” Although Schumer has “never” publicly discussed the story, she decided to “get right into it” — without naming the athlete. However, the actress confirmed that the unidentified man played “baseball” and was at one of her stand-up shows. “[It was] when I was at sort of my peak, touring arenas, whatever … were they a professional athlete? Sure,” she confessed. “Did I text them late at night and they came over, went down on me and then I said, ‘I’m so tired, I’m so sorry,’ and they left? Yes.” The comedian then looked straight into the camera, adding, “And you know who you are.”
The fallout between the podcaster and the former wheelchair actor was because she thought he was sending out intimate videos she had made for him alone.
The ginger haired one settled because he doesn't have the money he would have had to pay under British law for legal fees for the other side if he went to trial. He thought dad might pay for them, but dad said no, so he settled.
How are you going to help someone get a film role and other casting decisions and not know of the person who is making those decisions? Now I am perplexed.
This foreign born one named permanent A list singer couldn't write a check big enough to keep her significant other from going to trial but is paying off pundits to make her case for her.
This A- list actress and her higher on the list husband can't spend any time together because they are constantly fighting over their very recent decisions.
Speaking of fashion, a studio is really upset their best shot at an acting Oscar was hanging out at Fashion Week and not doing press for his movie.
Speaking of trouble in paradise, every year this former model turned married socialite to a permanent A lister goes to a benefit in Florida. She was a no show this year. Marriage problems?
Beth Stern/Howard Stern
This married foreign born permanent A list NBA player literally called an agent in his country and had a woman who literally walked in a fashion show yesterday overseas, flown to the US to have sex with him.
This former television superhero has been a mainstay in the blinds or well over a decade. I'm surprised it took his actress wife this long to pull the plug on their marriage.
Brandon Routh/Courtney Ford
It has always been suspected these two foreign born judges from a foreign television show hookup, but one of their partners busted them in the act.
The brother killer actor has been under so much scrutiny online as of late due to his many missteps. So, his team paid someone to post a video online claiming the actor was the biggest sweetheart in the world when they lived in the same building. Truth is they never were close and barely knew each other.
Nicholas Alexander Chavez
The foreign born get naked celebrity is literally counting down the days until her daughter turns 18 and can join the family business.
This social media star/sometime actress spends so much money on coke that she needs to yacht everyday just to be able to afford her drug habit.
“I did one time date this out-of-work actor. I think this was before Sex and the City. He’s now very successful. He’s very talented. But at the time, I had money because I had been working,” she continued. “And I was at his house and he had all of these like, ‘Your electricity is going to be turned off’ notices that you get when you can’t pay your bills.”
Davis went on to mention he also might’ve “wrecked his motorcycle,” his only mode of transportation at the time.
“I was like, ‘Can I lend you some money?’” Davis remembered asking him. “Horrible mistake. Anyone listening, do not lend anyone money that you are dating. It doesn’t end well. It really irked me.” Davis ended up lending him “all of $5,000.”
“It changed the dynamic in a horrible way."
“And it was kind of a casual thing, probably should’ve known better. But I just felt like, ‘I can help. I should help this guy, he’s so talented,’ which he is,” she said. “I lent him this money and he stopped calling. So, I remember going over to his apartment, banging on the door, and his dog was in there.”
“Later on, he did call me and he was like, ‘Did you come to my house and bang on my door?’ I felt so embarrassed. I felt messy,” Davis admitted. “Then I was like, ‘Well, remember how I lent you the money, now I haven’t heard from you.’ This is a successful actor. I just would love some acknowledgement or whatever.”
Wynter encouraged Davis to knock on his door now, years later. “Where does he live?” she asked. “Let’s go.”
According to Davis, her ex now lives in the country with his wife and kids. So, she’s no longer motivated to go and confront him.
The lost it all TikTok star who thought she was going to be an A list singer/actress can say what she wants, but she 100% calls the paps. They wouldn't bother with her otherwise.
The husband of this north of the border diplomat is about to get them sent out of the country because of his liaison with the daughter of another diplomat.
Were you expecting the former Husband to not be a jerk while looking for new clients. He will always and forever be a jerk.
Mauricio Umansky
This female talking head all of you know was bouncing from job to job and could never stay in one place for very long. She can be caustic and abrasive at times and doesn't always play well with others. So, how to make sure she could keep her job? Well, sleeping with her boss was a big step. That kept her employed and with steady raises. Whenever he would think about breaking things off, she would remind him that the first to know about them sleeping together would be his wife. The second to know would be his other mistress. The third to know would be the media. Despite the work relationship and the hookup relationship being over for some time, our talking head still reminds her former boss of what she will do if he ever fails to help her or talks poorly about her. She also makes sure to stay friendly with the wife of the boss. The former boss has seriously entertained the idea of the talking head have some type of "accident."
It is funny how the alliterate one waited months after the death of a pet to let the world know. You know, right at the same time as the show launch and brand launch and trying to get everyone on her side.
Meghan Markle
This foreign born actress is at her peak of notoriety right now and it still won't be enough to get her a gig in the superhero universe. Producers don't really want to work with her.
Cynthia Erivo/Storm/X-Men
Shortly after the reality star/host/sidekick passed away, I told you his significant other already had a new guy in her life. It was a few weeks after the death I discovered it, but now there are reports it was going on while her significant other was still alive.
Stephen “tWitch” Boss/Allison Holker
The north of the border singer is mixing meds and booze and other things and needs to get that straight or there is going to be a very bad ending.
Whatever settlement dollars were reached with the ginger haired one, both sides fudged their statements. That being said, the ginger haired one didn't actually get any money for himself and still owes money to his lawyers from the case. Idiot.
This alliterate actress has zero clue when exactly the pay cable show will start filming again.
Sydney Sweeney/Euphoria
This nepo baby turned news anchor is trashing his former co-worker every chance he gets. The nepo baby doesn't want the competition if the former co-worker gets back on the airwaves.
So, the reality show star was found dead even though she was expected to make a full recovery? That doesn't sound right.
Now, the A- list actress has to worry about an old video clip where she talks about dressing up in black face and wearing an afro wig to stalk men. At least she didn't wear it to the plantation where she got married.
This A+/A list mostly movie actor is playing whatever cards she can to get award nominations and votes. The whole mother thing is next level, especially considering they didn't even get along.
As I told you several weeks ago when this former talk show host guest turned naked celebrity was scheduling plastic surgery procedures, those specific ones would not be available to cancer patients. Now, she just had another procedure done and her friends said she was lying about cancer because she didn't want anyone to know she was taking the weekly shot.
This A- list singer/serial rap*st/serial abuser made good on his promise to leave his kids and their respective baby mothers back in Los Angeles and the fires so he could live it up with his new much younger girlfriend in Vegas.
The new video proves what I have been saying for the past several weeks. The A- list actress caught feelings for the actor/director that were not returned and then it all exploded.
Apparently, the alliterate one has deemed the foreign born A-/B+ list actress not someone who can help her any longer and has dumped her as a "friend."
Meghan Markle/Priyanka Chopra
Speaking of athletes, this foreign born A lister just gave himself a free out when he tests positive yet again for drugs.
This former A- list actress who was married to a freak show prior to becoming a reality star is set to file for divorce from her current husband.
Denise Richards/Charlie Sheen
This A+ list GOAT at his sport isn't foreign born, but acts like it. He is cheating on his long time significant other.
The A+ list singer is curious enough about her ex that she was caught not stalking his pages, but his fan pages.
Taylor Swift/Joe Alwyn
The Svengali has been recruiting some young men this week who are in the shows and those who didn't quite make it and need some extra income and don't care what they have to do to earn it.
This superhero actor was wasted last night at an event to the point that people had to carry him out to his Uber.
This former manufactured group singer was asked to perform at one of the balls last night, but declined. She thinks she is back in the running for an award.
This foreign born director is a probable Oscar nominee this year. He recently almost died during a sex strangulation game with his partner.
It took producers several hours just to come up with the basic texts "sent" between the Housewife and a soon to be former Husband.
Apparently, this former King Of YouTube thinks people are ready for him to make a comeback. They aren't. He is still awful.
David Dobrik
