SAG Awards
The alliterate actor was indifferent, but the permanent A list actress was adamant they get the fanfic people riled up again. She has really become thirsty over the past year or two.
David Duchovny/Gillian Anderson/X-Files
Speaking of Emmy thirst, you should see the budget the alliterate one wants for her Emmy run. Yes, she is serious. Yes, she thinks she is going to win. Who is going to tell her?
SAG Awards
This permanent A list actress was supposed to attend but heard her ex was going to be there. So, she skipped it and then he didn't show up. I think she was looking for any excuse to not be there. It is not the award season she envisioned for herself.
Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt
The creator/star/writer of multiple shows that end up on the pay cable giant says he was shocked that this permanent A list actor agreed to appear on the show this season. Umm, the permanent A list actor knows it is the last season which means lots of Emmy nominations. He really really wants that Emmy.
SAG Awards
Not a knock, but this three named actor was stoned out of his mind. I'm not sure he knows he was there.
Jeremy Allen White
This permanent A list actor from an acting family is now also a director and producer of a very popular show. The internet is finally crowd sourcing all the times he has made random strangers uncomfortable if they even so much glance at him in public.
The barely legal to drink yachter who plays for pay with the former superhero likes to pretend to her followers that she has all these different revenue streams because she is an entrepreneur. She is, but she doesn't tell her followers she is a yachting entrepreneur.
The marijuana feline singer did what she always promised. Throw on a wig and then everyone talks about that instead of anything else she has said or done. She was right.
This former Disney channel child actress is supposed to be a good enough singer to be a mentor on a talent competition. Then why on earth did she lip synch on the talk show and also did it horribly.
Back in the day it looked like this 1/435th was trying to do good for everyone. However, in her last attempt at a higher office and her current effort to do so for a different office, it feels like a grift because she doesn't want to go and get a regular job.
SAG Awards
Speaking of the weekly shot, the singer/actress started taking it about six weeks ago and has already dropped a ton of weight.
Selena Gomez
This legendary director from the earliest days of Hollywood was also one of the most despised. He would go out of his way to insult, humiliate, discourage, and otherwise be terrible to those around him (especially women), even when it wasn’t called for.
It wasn’t just that he ran a tight ship, as is often reported. He got off on it. He had a raging sadism kink, which he had to keep under wraps given not only the society at the time, but also the religious nature of his most successful films.
His targets were typically strong women he felt he could get a thrill from knocking down. He ruined the careers of multiple actresses over trivial matters simply because it made him feel powerful, and his ultimate score was if he could get them to cry.
At home, it got to the point where his wife allowed him to have a mistress he could take out his violent tendencies upon, who shared the same kink, if it stopped him from beating and abusing her. A big part of his kink was Western gear including whips and spurs, which he often wore to the set. Off-set, you can imagine what he did with those implements.
SAG Awards
No one got the A- list actress to say anything about her former co-star. HOWEVER, under her breath, two reporters will swear it sounded like she said the word karma as she walked away.
Leighton Meester/Blake Lively
SAG Awards
This designer usually shies away from interviews, but at the SAG Awards there are so many different places to get stopped and her significant other was stopping everywhere. Inevitably the designer was trapped and inevitably a question about her ex came up and she just blew through the rest of the press area after that.
Georgina Chapman/Adrien Brody/Harvey Weinstein
SAG Awards
You know that person you try and avoid at a party because they are incredibly annoying but fear telling them. Well, if there were a vote, the three named actress would be said person last night.
Jamie Lee Curtis
Do you remember, in this space a couple of years ago I wrote that the celebrity CEO owned a fertility clinic. The mainstream media is just now reporting on it. Apparently, one of the co-owners of the facility also works for that government meme agency. If you are a billionaire, this is the fertility clinic of choice.
While escorting for the elite in their home country is a bit of an open secret for K-Pop groups. You wonder if this group is struggling for work with the symbolism they were putting out in a recent MV. May as well have a scrolling bar at the bottom saying "underage escort looking for work"
SAG Awards
This winner from last night was still mum about her plastic surgeon. She never tells because then she would be admitting she has gone under the knife. Does she think we don't know.
Demi Moore
This son of an A lister got kicked out of a foreign university for date ra*ing someone.
It looks as if the singing princess is going back to her former co-star who she hooked up with while making the princess movie.
The one named perpetual victim singer posted a thirst trap to get some attention and then complained about it, because that is what she loves doing. Being a victim. Maybe sell some records and you wouldn't have to do that.
This A- list actress wanted her A+/A list husband to attend a premiere with her and he said no. Tick tock on the marriage.
So, the old foreign born actor wants closeted actors to come out of the closet. Considering he is besties with the director who blackmailed closeted actors and is besties with a foreign born closeted A list actor, this seems very ironic.
BAFTA
The foreign born alliterate singer is ridiculous. Someone was talking about cocaine but said coke and how the coke was horrible compared to back in the states and the singer popped into the chat with something about coke zero and never caught on the other two were talking about cocaine.
Camila Cabello
If I were the pastor of the church the $20 smoothie celebrity attends, I wouldn't count on her or her money being there for much longer.
The guy who recruits the minors for the former wheelchair actor's parties should be in hiding. The former wheelchair actor and the feds are looking for him.
Drake
Apparently, the alliterate one has an expired drivers license. They won't make any special exceptions for her and she would have to go to her local office. She would also have to reveal her real name and it isn't what she cosplays it to be.
The killer actor had no clue that one of the jokes was directed at him. His wife was being super super super friendly to the billionaire comic actor.
Alec Baldwin/Hillary Baldwin/Jerry Seinfeld/SNL
The permanent A list director who can never have enough hookers, got a whole bunch of new hair plugs.
The coke bloat was real for this foreign born former A list actress as she attended the premiere of her new movie.
The future Queen is throwing other women under the bus who also hooked up with the dead billionaire. She also says that this foreign born permanent A list model not named Naomi was a huge recruiter.
This South Korean actress/model is A- list in her own country. She is being dumped in favor of a singer about half her age. She is being dumped by a married CEO in her home country who had someone killed fifteen years ago who was also vying for her affection.
The meme actor didn't seem at all pleased to be used as a photo op tool yesterday by the reality star.
The permanent A list rapper spoke about the sex tape, but not the sex of the other participant.
Kanye West
During the filming of her latest movie, this A-list actress spent way too much time close to her director and co-star, to the point where their chemistry became impossible to ignore. But in a shocking turn of events, she later accused him of sexual harassment, claiming he had a habit of biting her lips during scenes.
That seemed to close the chapter… until a video resurfaced showing that, in one of their scenes, she was the one biting his lip.
And here’s where it gets even more uncomfortable: two months after the movie’s release, a photo appears of the actress doing the exact same thing, but this time, to her husband.
Coincidence? Or is this an emotional projection, where her husband unknowingly became a mere placeholder for her director?
Meanwhile, the public has picked up on the pattern, and what once was just a quiet rumor has now turned into a global joke. Her husband is becoming the laughingstock of the world—and he doesn’t even realize it.
When you can’t be with someone, your mind finds a way to recreate that connection with someone else.
The self proclaimed singer, actress and model ran a company that never fully took off before she managed to get hold of her meal ticket in Hollywood. Within her company foreign workers were slaving away for her and in the end she failed to pay them a dime of what they were contracted for despite their endless begging and hard work.
Suki Waterhouse/Pop & Suki/Robert Pattinson
This Oscar winner/nominee has some very damaging information about the A- list actress/sometime co-star that will probably emerge during the legal proceedings against the A- list actress.
Anna Kendrick/Blake Lively
The deceased foreign born former boy bander is not the only one from the group who is struggling with their sexual identity.
Liam Payne/One Direction
This A list athlete has been in a highly controlled relationship that many people don’t realize is deeply troubling. It’s becoming a PR problem behind the scenes.
The producer of a movie is flaunting her relationship with the three named actor she cast to star in it. Despite the presence of the actor's girlfriend, the producer did everything to get her to leave including creating a cake that showed her licking the nipple of the actor. She then did that in view of the girlfriend who left.
The almost died actor is becoming a mainstay in this space. Apparently, the much younger model was in fact dumped. She was getting too clingy. So, our actor moved on with a realtor/yachter who also thinks she could be the one. Not going to happen. She was referred to as a girlfriend in a social media post and the actor was ticked and had it taken down. It keeps other women from wanting to sleep with him if they think he has a girlfriend. You know he is serious about someone if he actually pays for the ticket to Tahoe to come see him.
Jeremy Renner
This married permanent A list model is on the hunt for a new girlfriend. Her last one was tired of all of the mind games.
This A television and radio host is cheating on his wife again. She is about to dump him for good this time.
Of course the biggest music industry trade gave their biggest award to the one named rapper/industry plant that I keep writing about. She does everything they want.
Doing a podcast with your brother instead of your husband is not really going to help those divorce rumors. The former A++ lister is out and about almost every night.
At some age, you would think you would want to stop doing coke all the time. Apparently this married actor/singer/musician all of you know, has not reached that age yet.
With ticket sales this low, the one named permanent A list singer, might bail on the whole tour. She isn't all that thrilled about doing it anyway.
Speaking of TikTok stars, I'm not sure why this foreign born A list TikTok star feels the need to constantly lie about her childhood. She grew up rich and likes to pretend she was super poor. No matter how often she is called out for it, she keeps right on going. She is the younger version of Hilaria Baldwin cosplay.
The A list initialed singer keeps trying to make the former TikTok star turned actress turned do anything to stay relevant, happen, but it isn't working. Maybe the former TikTok star should start doing a bunch of coke like her mentor.
This attorney involved in the producer/wannabe rapper lawsuits will be lucky to not get disbarred after that mess filed on Friday.
The initialed rapper only wants to see his kid to make money and pick up women, otherwise wants to not spend any time with the kid.
Speaking of the season reality show star, her ex would be best advised to run very quickly from the woman who desperately wants to hook up with him. She will sleep with anyone from that show to get herself on the show. It is her life goal to be on the show.
Summer House/Paige DeSorbo/Craig Conover/Southern Charm
The "illness" that the A list singer/sometime actress suffered which caused her to miss a panel was her eating disorder which is going to kill her.
Ariana Grande
BAFTA
This permanent A list actor had his wife with him, but he made it perfectly clear he was looking for a hookup partner or threesome partner for after the show.
Jeff Goldblum
The former Disney actress turned get naked celebrity is supposed to be in a relationship, but wasn't acting like it last night.
Bella Thorne
After all of these years, you would think the permanent A list track star would just come out, instead of him spinning another story about not finding the right woman for him.
Judging by the amount of booze this former Housewife was putting away this weekend, she never stopped drinking. She is drinking even more than her big drunk days from the past.
The guardian of our former talk show host is desperate to keep the host locked up. I wonder what she has been doing that she doesn't want the host to discover.
If you read the news, you might believe this girl group is involved in a bitter battle with their company. But it's all a soap opera. All designed to retain fan support. Because now that they are all legally adults, they can go with their sexy concept rebrand. The drama show exists to deflect from possible fan backlash.
The most recent co-star might be playing ignorant, but the former co-star was laying into the A- list actress at Fashion Week. The stories you have heard are just a fraction of the bad blood between the pair.
It is nice to see the former A list actress being called out for the way she steamrolls pet rescue places who then end up on the hook for lots of money.
While out of the country, the small chapel singer did her best to sleep with this French singer, but apparently struck out.
This week I talked about the one named rapper who is an industry plant and how she will do whatever she is told because she wants continued success. She doubled down on it this week with all of her red flags when it comes to dating. She parroted exactly what they told her to say.
This A list alliterate actress was never going to get married to her current. At least, this never ending pretending should end soon.
Sydney Sweeney
The future Queen was supposed to be deposed in the allegations against her son. Apparently, prior to police arriving she cleaned up the home and got rid of the drugs in the house. There are rumors she was told when police would arrive to give her a chance to clean it all up.
Mette-Marit, Crown Princess of Norway/Marius Borg Høiby
The actress who has allegedly been banned from the late night show, is very tired of her name being dragged into this legal mess.
Jenny Slate/Baldoni v Lively
The former yachter who has a foreign born soccer player snookered that I discussed very recently made sure to take down her photos from two escort sites. The soccer player just has no idea.
Ashlyn Castro/Jude Bellingham
There is a movie being released on the streamer next week. It is truly awful. Mind boggling awful. It has multiple A listers in it and the foreign born three named actress is in it. Despite howe truly awful it is, the streamer will tell the world it is in the top ten to try and get people to watch it. Think about that when you see any kind of reporting numbers about the alliterate one's show.
This A list actor from multiple franchises has suddenly decided to rewrite his life like there isn't an internet we can go and look at.
This two color member had really low streams for her first solo effort. Distressingly low. Then she changed managers to the payola guy who also asked for some personal favors and the next thing you know she is exploding while the other members of her group are crashing.
This foreign born singer/dancer got her start on competition shows when she was about 12 years old. She must have some dedicated sponsors to back her for 10 years straight until she finally got her breakout and an invite to Paris Fashion week.
There is now even more proof that the A+ list singer was very much involved in the movie she said she wasn't.
Taylor Swift/It Ends With Us
His family doesn’t want you to know it, but the Long Bishop was the Diddy of gospel. He was HIV+ when he passed.
Eddie Long
Apparently the very rich nepo baby discussed earlier this week for her very bad behavior, went out of her way to be nice to every person she met the past two days. Probably trying to figure out who gave her up and it shows she reads the blinds.
No one believed the foreign born former superhero and the permanent A list actress so he found someone else to try and get some attention.
Andrew Garfield/Demi Moore/Monica Barbaro
This former vampire actor tried to get an invite to any show at Paris Fashion Week and they all turned him down. He used to always be invited, but he doesn't have the influence he once had.
The only reason this stage production is returning to Broadway is because there is going to be yet another installment of the movie version so it will make people want to see it on Broadway again.
This married singer shares a surname with a gossip legend, but generally uses an animal nickname is being called out again for what he did a decade ago or so to a minor, with grooming her and then ra*ing her.
The frozen flavoring spice fired her stylist after the spice was the butt of so many jokes and memes about what she chose to wore.
This A list wrestler who is being sued, is also cheating on his wife with one of the traveling media members.
The killer brother actor is trying to get paid for getting "hurt" in an accident. He wasn't hurt, but wants a big payday.
Nicholas Alexander Chavez
#1 - This three named actress who crashed and burned a few years back probably made it to A list. At a photo shoot once, she needed a bikini wax but instead of having her person take her somewhere out of the way, they did it in front of the photographer and the crew.
#2 - Speaking of waxes, this actor who played an iconic role and is more of a director type now, had his whole body waxed for a shoot right in front of his fellow cast members. He just had so much hair that it had to be done.
#3 - The singer who is a suspected killer of her former husband and her former husband's girlfriend refused to shave her own armpits for a shoot, so an assistant for the photographer had to do it.
#4 - Until he got threatened with a lawsuit, this A list comic actor made his assistants wax his butt hair.
Speaking of actors and passing away, when this permanent A list actor passes away, I wonder if the alliterate actress with the recent career resurgence will ever spill about their hookups. I think she may have been underage at the time or just barely legal.
Jack Nicholson/Lindsay Lohan
Speaking of multiple wives, this reality star would like to marry a 20 something year old who is recently widowed.
Kody Brown/Sister Wives
The A list everything in her mind celebrity thought she had a very wealthy very attractive man on the hook but discovered he already has multiple wives.
Jennifer Lopez
This one named A list rapper is an industry plant, but she is following the line and doing what she is supposed to be doing, so may get to stick around for another album and to make a lot more money. She was definitely in demand at Fashion Week.
Speaking of that franchise, the wealthy bookseller wants the alliterate reality star to be a Bond girl. Huh. Were the threesomes that good?
The wealthy bookseller is going to destroy the long running movie franchise. The OG owners wanted it the tried and true way and the bookseller hated that so threw so much money at the OG owners they couldn't say no.
Jeff Bezos/James Bond/Michael Wilson/Barbara Broccoli
Contrary to what the former Housewife claims, the snack Housewife was the winner in the argument that didn't make it to the air.
The former get naked celebrity has been looking for a very young NBA player to get her pregnant and make her some money, but they all have turned her down.
This A- list actress who always causes drama on set, is desperate to join the club. Her partner is on board, but not the partner's ex who is the other parent of the kids.
It was nice of the permanent A list singer to shout out his wife on her birthday, but they have been separated for awhile now.
The A+ list singer must be pressuring the A- list actress like crazy to keep their texts private. They must be crazy.
This foreign born permanent A list model/producer/host is now sharing the spotlight with the foreign born permanent A list model/sex trafficker. I guess she owed her a solid.
Heidi Klum/Naomi Campbell
The winning director from this past weekend is being accused of stealing the plot and the characters and setting.
The significant other of this foreign born superhero refuses to promote his company. She says it will ruin her image and her own brand.
Zendaya/Tom Holland/Bero
When you are out promoting a kids movie, perhaps you should lay off the coke right before the red carpet. Disney doesn't really like that.
This former A- list actress is talking about money and NDAs and how she refused it all. She did take the money and signed a NDA which is why she doesn't name any names now.
Olivia Munn
The actress/model who is just old enough to drink and once got expelled for bullying and is not named Apple, is back yachting again. She likes doing it with actors in hopes she can still get a big acting break. She and the former superhero are back at it again. His best friend likes to watch.
Speaking of scams, isn't that scam concert guy on some kind of probation or something, because he is doing lots of coke. No drug testing at all?
This literal 15 minute celebrity who could have had it all, but went for the scam instead, is hiding out and hoping the feds don't do anything to her. If they do come after her money, she will go the DIY adult site route.
Because she knows she is the teacher's pet, this Housewife knows she can demand answers from others, but can bail with no repercussions when confronted about her own drama.
Apparently words were exchanged this past weekend, because the A list celebrity and the A- list singer/actress/producer are back into their feud mode.
The frozen flavoring singer had to stop taking the weekly shot because she was tired of throwing up all the time. Apparently it wasn't just diet and exercise.
Ice Spice
Back in the early 2000s, at one of the biggest summer parties in the Hamptons, thrown annually by a certain hip-hop A list mogul known for his love of all-white attire, two longtime friends and business partners were in quiet competition. One was already a rising legend in the rap game, smooth with his words and always thinking long-term. The other? A flashy, fast-talking hustler who loved the thrill of the chase. And the prize they were both after? A young, stunning songstress with a voice like an angel and a quiet mystique that made her even more desirable.
Both men had their eyes on her for a while, but that night, fueled by drinks, ego, and an unspoken bet, the competition escalated. One saw her as more than just another conquest, he envisioned them as a power couple, a musical dynasty. The other? He just wanted to win. And win he did. While the first one played the long game, thinking patience would pay off, the other made his move fast. Before the night after the party was over, he was already bragging about his victory, claiming he had been the first to “make it happen” with her.
Years later, the wounds never fully healed. The one who lost still carries resentment, not just because he cared for her, but because he knows the other man, once a friend, now barely an associate, never valued her the way he did. He remembers the taunts, the smirks, the casual way his former partner threw it in his face. And even though she’s long gone, the memory still stings. Not just because he lost the girl, but because, deep down, he wonders if things could have been different.
If you say that you are in so much emotional pain and turmoil that you can't even get out of bed, don't you think it would be a good idea to not be seen three days prior to filing it under oath at an event that was watched worldwide without a care in the world and participating in a joke about what has kept you in bed. Oh, and staying for about 90 minutes after to chat and mingle and try and win over supporters before you headed back to bed.
Blake Lively/SNL
The nepo baby singer had to modify her tour dates for the second week of July because this A+ list singer asked her to. Is this a save the date kind of thing?
Gracie Abrams/Taylor Swift
This married former A- list actor from an acting family told a waitress at a premiere that he is single. Honestly, as crazy as his relationship with his wife is, he might be single depending on the day or week or hour.
Billy Baldwin/Chynna Phillips
Speaking of closeted, this 1/100th is thinking of running in 2028 for President which means he will need to find yet another beard.
This actress has been a mainstay on a long long long running show which has also been turned into movies. Why does she suddenly want to be a beard? Financial security for her older years.
With the recent diva accusations directed at the former long running sitcom actress, you would think she wouldn't blow off fans waiting for her to take photos and sign autographs this morning. You would be wrong.
Sarah Hyland
This former A list NFL star is blowing through his massive fortune on drugs and partying.
So, the A- list actress wants all the information from her former co-star but doesn't want him to be able to see her stuff. This isn't how any of this works. Yes, they will see all the text messages to celebrity friends asking them to go after her former co-star.
One of the killer brother actors and his new actress girlfriend are taking their love of party favors to new levels.
One thing this A- list actress is discovering is that when you date the underage loving one named rapper, that she is going to have to pay for everything. He is always broke.
This celebrity is probably A- list. She used to always get naked. She is trying to make herself relevant again because the yachting gigs are few and far between.
The former wheelchair actor thinks he is being cute and getting away with not marking all of his gambling ads as ads. He is in for a world of hurt and a massive fine.
The incarcerated former record label owner confirmed what I have said for years. The celebrity/po*n star/reality star played a part in the death of the permanent A list singer.
Suge Knight/Ray J/Whitney Houston
This A list director controls her actor husband's social media which is why he gives her so much love on it.
Unless the U.S leader of this worldwide beauty pageant steps down or sells it to someone else, it will cease to exist within a year. It has been destroyed.
Miss USA/Laylah Rose
This former A+ list TikTok star who thought she was going to take over the world, wants to be like the coffee singer. So, she took some photos she thought were sexy, but look like they are stills from a really bad po*n movie.
The now former Housewife is showing her true colors. As soon as she knew she wouldn't be back for another season, she is using her newfound fame to shill once again for the celebrity cult.
Rebecca Minkoff/Scientology
This one named permanent A list singer who doesn't sing any longer, has a boyfriend who doesn't seem very grateful for all her help. He is hooking up with at least two different women.
Everyone in this foreign country is talking about a nepo baby A list singer in that country who cut her hair short. The "style transformation" was because she was wasted and started hacking at it with scissors like she was a 2007 Britney.
The people who got permanent tattoos thought they were going to get paid and also a special VIP package, but the alliterate one left them high and dry.
The northern Princess knows there is a video out there of her doing drugs and having sex with a couple of men. She knows the dead rich guy filmed it. She has zero idea where it is.
The literal definition of nepo baby is this offspring of a dead rich guy from a lot of rich people who usually end up dead at a young age. The way she treats people is so incredibly rude. Just people doing their jobs and she is never nice.
Speaking of fake breasts, the cucumber celebrity said that is the reason why she won't have any more kids. She got her new breasts and doesn't want to have to do the surgery again.
Hillary Baldwin
This guitarist is basically just a guy who hires himself out to big names. He is foreign born but has lived in the US forever. As he gets older, work is getting more sporadic and he works less and goes on tour less and is having trouble meeting the very very young women he enjoys most. So, he has come up with a new scam to not only make money, but also find someone to groom. So, he has been placing ads and trying to find a girl to train musically to become a star. He is also open to manufacturing a girl group. The only thing this guy wants is to line his pockets and find some girl to manipulate and use.
The former A list female rapper has a lot in common with her new boyfriend. Both of them have been accused of drugging men they were attracted to.
Cardi B/Stefon Diggs
The coffee singer going straight up Lolita is a choice. Then, couple that with the way she was leaning in to the old guy who runs the long running show and it all makes sense.
Sabrina Carpenter/Lorne Michaels (Sabrina did a set of photos that copied looks from the remade Lolita)
Another day, another city, and the significant other is once again missing for the A list singer/sometime actress.
Ariana Grande/Ethan Slater
The mom of the singer's dead girlfriend has a lot of questions she wants answered, and thinks there is a coverup.
The new hire of the A- list actress is using his contacts and black box tricks to stifle any social media content that is not positive towards his client.
A series of videos were shot that features the offspring of the alliterate one wearing and sampling products that mom wants to sell. She hopes the kids can make her some money. She must be desperate to get out of her marriage.
Meghan Markle
This alliterate actress keeps destroying her hair, so often wears a wig that she got made to look like her normal hair style and color.
Unlike her two fellow group members who swept into the West. This one has been strong on the elite symbology and elite events. I wonder what she had to do to get into the club so quickly?
The wife of the former boy bander finally got wise and ran away. I mean he did groom her and kidnap her and forced her to marry him.
The significant other of this very old permanent A list actor said yes to a prenup but wants to get everything in his will. That actor is just setting up his own death,
Thinking he might be charged with something if the north of the border singer ended up dead is the big reason why the singer's employee quit.
This permanent A list actor would very much not like you to know he is dating a trans woman. He has made comments in the past that were not very nice.
BAFTA
This A- list actor/singer wouldn't stop touching himself. He said it was the best feeling in the world. Yeah, so you would think drugs. Nope. He was using it to pick up women. Trying to get them to touch him.
Jared Leto
The alliterate one is blaming the ginger haired one for the new show not being a hit. She is the one who didn't want him on camera because she thinks he sounds like an idiot.
This nepo baby actress lost out on a role because she wasn't a good fit. It had nothing to do with how many Instagram followers the actress who won the role had. The nepo baby wouldn't have got any of her roles if she wasn't a nepo baby. So, talk about special rules.
Maya Hawke
I alluded to them yesterday, but there are definitely some timeline issues with this A list actress and her new companion. She was spotted with him long before she announced her divorce.
It wasn't by chance they were seated next to each other last night. The permanent A list actor/director arranged it and he hit on the Wednesday actress hard all night long. Wore her down. Look for that in the next few weeks.
Kevin Costner/Jenna Ortega
Speaking of sleeping with rich men for money, this A- list actress all of you know does just that. She can't catch a break and doesn't want to to do Hallmark movies, because she thinks she still has a shot. Her former co-star managed to snag a rich guy although look who she has to sleep with every night and you might want to think twice about it.
This Housewife is broke which is why she is sleeping with the very very rich married man.
This A list director and his wife are looking for a new throuple partner and I am not talking about the guy from New Zealand.
While running at the big event this past weekend, the foreign born former A list boy bander said among other music, he was also listening to his new album. Hopefully he wasn't teasing.
BAFTA
Speaking of singers, this foreign born singer was trying to get people to ask her if she is engaged. She isn't. She was also wasted. Oh, and her spilling out of dress was not an accident. She is very very thirsty.
Camila Cabello
I am sure this actress still has big dreams of making it big. She is on a very popular show. It is a long running show. She is a series regular. That seems like that would make her a really big star. She has tried to do movies. She wants to be a movie star. She wants everyone to know her name. There is a lot of thirst to be quenched. She is popular in her world, but the thing is, she is on daytime television and it is a very limited audience. She can't break free from it. One of the things she really should do prior to any kind of breakout role, where people will dig into her life is to stop attending sex parties. Yeah, she acts like it is Kate Moss' 30th birthday party every weekend. The parties attract very wealthy men which is what she is in search of just in case she can't become a huge star. The thing is, should you be going to sex parties when your cheating ex gave you some of his party favors so to speak.
You know the foreign born soccer player who got the straight red card this weekend. Yeah. Well his girlfriend who seemingly has dated everyone in the NBA and NFL is trying to clean up her online history because it isn't pretty. Oh, and yes, she did cheat on the recently traded NBA player with the soccer player because the soccer player is the biggest bag she has ever landed. It is why she doesn't let him out of her sight. Ever.
Jude Bellingham/Ashlyn Castro/Terance Mann
If the A- list actress thought she was going to be among friends last night, she was mistaken. The ice was cold cold cold. The A list actress wife of the late night star made sure of that.
Blake Lively/SNL/Scarlett Johansson/Colin Jost
Speaking of permanent A list singers, this "singer" isn't pregnant and lets hope she doesn't get pregnant using as much meth as she does on a daily basis.
Britney Spears
The loud and controversial talk show host is on steroids, in addition to whatever else he is taking. The effects were on full display last Friday for all to see and hear. The A+ podcast host has him on a training routine which he has taken far beyond healthy limits.
This permanent A list actor is getting dragged once again for coercing an actress in her first movie to have sex with him or he would get her fired.
This foreign born A- list actress is as thirsty as it comes. We know it and we have seen it. That being said, she isn't going to sign on the dotted line for the pint sized actor.
Ana de Armas/Tom Cruise
The permanent A list rapper wants his "wife" to start doing OnlyFans to make them some money.
They can leak whatever they want, but of the north of the border singer went to the big party Sunday night it would have been a very public very big mess.
Law enforcement doesn't have the robin hood killer's sex tapes, so they are out in the wild to be found and sold.
Now that this A list alliterate actress is charging much higher fees, the roles she was being considered for are now going to the alliterate Oscar winner who is less expensive and willing to do more.
The cleaning product actor talked about experimenting with men, but failed to mention the A list actor who has been a long time hookup.
To put more pressure on the A- list actress, the A+ list singer is going to have her phone records subpoenaed as it relates to communications with the A- list actress and her husband.
If you thought what this winner said in the press room was bad, she is lucky no one was recording what she said at an after party about a particular reporter.
It was only a couple of weeks ago this A list director was hooking up with random actresses and now he was all over this A- list actress and professing their love for each other. OK. I'm sure it will last.
Speaking of foreign born actresses, this one is also A- list but is not as popular as she was when her epic pay cable show aired. She was messed up on some kind of pills or something last night. It was very odd.
This foreign born three named A- list actress was definitely letting it be known she was looking for a sugar daddy. She spends way more than she earns.
It was pretty obvious that the foreign born A list model/mediocre actress and the nepo baby offspring of a permanent A list model are back together. At least for the night.
Usually this talk show host is more discreet about who sees him doing coke. Last night was not that night.
The former number 2 was supposed to attend so she could line up a bunch of donors because she wants to be the state A++ lister. She won't win.
It was a very wise move of the nepo baby significant other of this A- list actor/writer/producer to attend the after parties with him. When she is not with him, he cheats every chance he gets. I think she knows that, but is desperate to marry him.
This foreign born one named singer says she and other members of the group didn't want to tour this year, but were forced. They are essentially being blackmailed.
This permanent A list singer was wearing a retainer. It looked as if she was hiding the fact a few of her teeth are missing?
Speaking of presenters, the coke jaw was really noticeable when this A- list actress was presenting. She must have taken a hit right before going on stage to be that wired.
If you think Anna and Blake hate each other, it is nothing compared to these two co-stars who have a massive movie to promote this year. It was like watching a car accident last night when they had to interact in any way that wasn't scripted.
Speaking of singers, the A+ list singer said no to her significant other's request they attend. If she had suggested it, he would have been forced to attend. Interesting dynamic there.
Yes, the former talk show host did purposely not mention the name of the dead permanent A list singer/pedo.
This A- list actress who may or may not be filming the new season of a pay cable show right now was certainly trying very hard to pleasure a guy without being seen.
This foreign born A- list actor let his higher on the list wife do her thing while he chain smoked joints outside.
Apparently, the former child actor is fine with his wife ordering him around nonstop. I'm surprised he doesn't do a little tail wag all the time.
The nepo baby/actress is a pretty decent actress. She is also really good at doing lines of coke. Must have learned that from the parental unit. The difference is that he always paid, and she gets hers for free.
It could have been the early hour, but this late night actor was not kind to some airport personnel on the way to the big show.
This still very young A list singer who recently had a birthday, spent about 30 minutes taking photos with fans before entering a party. No other person spent longer than about 30 seconds.
This permanent A list actress spent a lot of money on her Oscar campaign and she looked to be a lock to win. She didn't but didn't seem to care that much while she was hitting on the guys hitting on her daughter.
This very rich permanent A- list actress has already moved on from her long long time husband. Makes you wonder if something was going on prior to the split.
So, the permanent A list athlete said the whole video thing that was posted by the alliterate one was done ages and ages ago and also didn't know it was going to be used for marketing. She got sandbagged.
Speaking of weight loss, this one named one album wonder has lost a bunch of weight. That isn't the reason no one recognized her though. She thinks she is still a huge star. She is a has been. She literally had to introduce herself to everyone she spoke to.
Speaking of drinking, no matter how many drinks you give the A- list singer/actress/producer, she won't admit that she lost all her weight with the weekly shot. Speaking of which, the bathrooms at the Vanity Fair party were not being used primarily for urination or makeup applications, but for vomiting. All those designer outfits meeting the cold tile of the bathroom. It is because they all take their shots on Saturdays and Sundays, so the vomiting was at its worst.
Apparently, if you get a few drinks into this A list alliterate actress she will let you decide for yourself whether her breasts are real or fake.
This A- list actress had to be talked out of throwing a drink over her very recent former actor co-star. He has been stringing her along for awhile now and she is over it.
This A list reality star managed to slip her girlfriend into the after parties of all after parties. That is a big step out of the closet.
No one saw the former superhero doing coke, but he probably was because his A list actor best friend was doing it.
The singer's replacement was there too. The game show host offspring and the permanent A list rapper were acting like a couple.
To make matters worse for our singer, the reality star with a lucrative side gig showed up. She hates her and her family.
I don't remember the first time I met JJ. It just seemed like from the first day I started at my first position he was there. It seems like he has always said he is retired, but at the same time it seems like he always has a piece of every project. JJ is pushing 90 if he isn't there already. He started in the business when he was a kid doing gofer work and his career rise has matched the rise of films through their infancy all the way to the present day. He knows everyone and for those few people he doesn't know, they certainly know him.
I've always told him he needs to write a book about his life and times and let future generations have an insight into his life and what he has seen. I get the feeling he has, although he hasn't ever confirmed it. Maybe he is waiting to publish it after he dies. I don't know.
With what I do now I don't come into contact with JJ much anymore on a professional basis but I always stay in touch on a personal basis. Every other month or so we get together for brunch and I get entertained for a few hours. I'm not sure what JJ gets out of it except for some company and some free food. Somehow I think I'm getting the better part of the deal.
This past Sunday the conversation turned towards an event he had hinted at previously, but had never really finished the story and I took the opportunity this time to get the answers I wanted.
All I will say about these events are they happened within the past 50 years and only about ten people know the whole story.
Timmy was a gay man at a time when gay men were treated miserably, not only in Hollywood but in the rest of the country as well. Timmy's homosexuality was compounded by the fact that he was very slightly built, had very pale features and a skin condition that prevented much hair growth on his body.
What Timmy had going for him was a personality that wouldn't quit and a way of capturing an audience whether one person, five hundred or through film that was unlike anything most people had seen previously.
Timmy grew up in the Northeast in a small town where he really and truly didn't fit in. At some point he knew he wanted to be an actor and began performing in theatres across the country. He would stick in a city long enough to work in some plays and shows and then move on when he heard of another opportunity in a bigger town or for more money somewhere else. Each of these moves pushed him further and further west to his ultimate destination in Hollywood.
When he first arrived in LA, the studio system was still going strong and most performers were tied to a studio for many years. They would often work on several films simultaneously and often share accommodations with other performers of the same level who also worked at the same studio.
Timmy worked often, but nothing more than a few lines here or there and spent a great deal of time in the "chorus" sections of musicals which were still fairly popular. To supplement his income Timmy began performing in local theatre productions. One night the lead actress was unable to perform and there was no understudy. A sold out audience was going to be sent home unless something was done.
Enter Timmy. With the audience none the wiser, Timmy performed the entire two hour show as the lead actress and received a standing ovation. He was brilliant and there was even a review in the paper which talked about this understudy who was even better than the regular actress.
As good as Timmy was, it was only for one night, and he went back to his regular role the next night. Timmy was excited about the possibilities the night before had held though and the response he received was never far from his mind.
After another year working at the studio without getting much further than bit parts, Timmy decided to do something which would put him in the spotlight. When his studio contract ended he basically reversed his original trek to LA and began performing in small town theatres again, but this time as a woman.
Timmy traveled and did the theatre route for almost two years while building up a resume and a background for his new persona. When he finally felt as if he had it down, Timmy returned to Hollywood. This time as a woman.
From his very first screen test as a woman, Timmy was destined to become a star. Timmy was initially given meaty supporting roles and moved into an apartment with two other women who worked at the studio. One of those women was JJ's wife. There was just no way for Timmy to keep his masculinity a secret in such close quarters and so the two women became Timmy's confidantes and helped him whenever possible.
Over the next two years, Timmy worked steadily as a woman and kept getting better and better roles. He was very rarely the lead, but in memorable role he was cast as the lead opposite a very closeted A list at the time actor who also remained single for his entire life. The two began a relationship which was always kept quiet but lasted for many years.
Shortly after Timmy was cast as the lead, he was cast in another role which is the subject of the blind. Timmy was incredible in this role and whether his acting was as a result of his new found love or as a result of just the right part at the right time, Hollywood took notice and so did the critics. During award season, Timmy began winning regularly for his role. I want to make it perfectly clear that none of these organizations knew Timmy was actually a man when they were honoring him with awards as an actress.
This award season was a blessing because it honored Timmy for his work, but at the same time the increased publicity and probes into his background were causing a great deal of stress and Timmy began getting hives and breaking out as the stress of trying to maintain three different persona's. Timmy himself, Timmy the actress, and Timmy the gay man in a loving relationship with a closeted star.
When it came to the very big award, the one with all the television viewers, Timmy won again. There he was, the woman who was really a gay man was being honored for being the Best Supporting Actress/Best Actress of the year. Its up to you to figure out which of the two he won.
After the award season, Timmy thought the hives and his skin would go back to normal, but if anything they became worse. The severe outbreak he had been dealing with had altered his body to the point where it just wouldn't go back to normal.
At that time there was no CGI, and makeup could only do so much. Timmy the award winning actress was having trouble finding work because of his condition and so he saw his career slowly work its way back down the ladder over the course of three or four years.
Timmy considered trying to resume a film career as a man but the skin condition made that impossible because it would have been one hell of a coincidence that two people who looked remarkably alike had the same condition. What he could do though was return to the theatre, and he did so, as a man and worked as a man until his death from AIDS related complications.
Sunday after brunch I went to Blockbuster and I rented the award winning film, and even knowing what I knew, when I watched it Sunday night it was almost impossible to tell. If you watch it carefully there is one giveaway which is a scar. It's not a big scar, but its evident in photos of the male Timmy which you can still find online in old cast photos and in the female version of Timmy as she acts her way to one of the biggest awards in films.
Timmy as an actor and actress was in over 100 films and theatre productions from Topeka to Broadway, but this is about one role and one award.
This permanent A list singer was paid $2M just to co-host the party with her husband, by her husband. 2025 is her year of escaping.
Now that this actor has no more need for publicity, will the reality star be tossed to the curb like he told friends a few months ago.
This A- list actress/sometime director wanted the spotlight on herself so left the new boyfriend at home. Plus, she is always open to a hookup with the right producer.
When the host calls you a pe*ophile, than perhaps the former wheelchair actor really should go into hiding.
The year can change, but the network reality star still thinks she is an A+ list actress and treats people like crap.
Speaking of fashion, this long long time design house was making a comeback of sorts and to pull it off they actually paid actresses to wear their stuff. It all looked great so the payola was worth it.
Speaking of fighting with stylists, this actress who seemingly never stops trashing her mouse house project got into a fight with her stylist about her dress.
Thee meme actor said he had to wear boots even though his stylist sad they looked wrong, because they are his good luck boots. Well, he was wrong.
Speaking of being wasted, this model of the moment was coked up out of his mind.
Speaking of winners, this winner was hammered drunk while accepting their award and it showed.
Speaking of trashing the A- list actress, this winner from last night did it in front of the entire world.
It took about all of two seconds for this A list actress to tell you what side she is on in the Blake vs Justin battle. Lets say it is not with her ex.
This married former late night talk show host made a news anchor very uncomfortable this week when he kept telling her how hot she looked while she was trying to interview him.
This A list actor certainly didn't read the room right and added to everyone's discomfort by praising to the ends of the Earth the rapist enabler who was still married to the rapist just a couple of years ago.
It is actually shocking after the fight they had while getting ready that this foreign born A- list actress who performed and her significant other still attended together.
The streaming actor/singer is about to get sued because one of his songs is a straight up ripoff of a classic law enforcement song.
The singing princess is already having trouble finding new gigs. Her sister was so bad at acting a movie had to be scrapped and now the singing princess is being called out for trying to get people fired for doing their jobs.
The three named foreign born actress is trying to land the role of the permanent A list singer, but it is not even going to be cast for at least two more years.
The alliterate reality star basically said she hates poor people. Umm, if it wasn't for your sister making a sex tape and getting a break after stealing six figures from her boyfriend's mom, all of you would be poor.
This A- list actor can say what he wants, but he hooked up with the sister of his baby mama.
Ryan Dorsey/Naya Rivera
The flowering financial institution must think she has a better shot at getting work from the former wheelchair actor which is why she is 100% on his side. And she used to f**k him too.
Azealia Banks/Drake
Must suck to be the head of a talent agency and have to get on your knees because you can't afford to lose one of the clients. Did he do that for the alliterate one too or did she do that for him?
Ari Emanuel/Ryan Reynolds/Meghan Markle
The back stabbing going on this weekend is mind blowing as people fight to take over from this television creator. He will be stepping down this season. The actress/writer wants it the most.
Saturday Night Live/Lorne Michaels/Tina Fey
The offspring of this actor couldn't even pretend to grieve when the paps caught them out and about.
Even the initialed singer was surprised she could stand up at an award show after the amount of coke and booze she consumed.
With yachting drying up for the child killer, she decided that she could get rich on social media. Wait until she launches her OnlyFans.
This barely there celebrity offspring doesn't want to ask her acting parents for more money so is trading coke for sex.
When promoting the new movie that is currently being filmed, the studio doesn't want to mention the author of the source material because then the actors will be asked their opinion on the current drama.
It is looking more likely that an offspring had something to do with the death of the celebrity parent.
This one named A- list rapper only wants joint custody of his kids so he can get paid.
This former permanent A list athlete turned announcer turned coach is already being pressured by his actress/celebrity girlfriend for way more money every month. He is going to feel that squeeze she has applied to lots of men.
Deion Sanders/Karrueche Tran
Apparently, the boyfriend doesn't want to finance a movie for the foreign born alliterate singer to star in which is what he promised her before sleeping with her.
Henry Junior Chalhoub/Camila Cabello
The passport the alliterate one presented in Seattle has her regular old original name on it and that is what the customs guy called her. She tried to correct him once and he then asked if that meant her passport was incorrect? She shut up quickly.
Meghan Markle
The wealthy bookseller is just not not going to get married to his significant other. He is marriage shy after what happened before.
Jeff Bezos
The A+ list singer needs herself in the news at least once a week. That is why you get some BS story about public date and no one noticed. Everything is calculated. Everything has a reason.
This former child star/talent show winner has always played up her G/PG image. Her new tour, is set to push the boundaries of themes more along side that of the coffee singer or the north of the border singer.
Not only did the new hire of the A- list actress coverup for ra*es and murders, but apparently he gaslighted a girlfriend so much that she unalived herself after he broke up with her.
The killer actor doesn't want more kids. He just thinks it makes him sound more relatable when he says it.
Alec Baldwin
This Housewife chose not to be tested prior to court so she could show she is sober. Apparently, she got drunk the night before her sentencing.
This alliterate former A list actress agreed to do a charity event and then sent them a bill for her hair and makeup person. Also, her dry cleaning bill. Nice.
Sharon Stone
This A- list actress was in the movie that is now being turned into a television show. She says she won't do the show though because television is beneath her. It was good enough when you needed a paycheck.
The least mentioned Prince in the family is being blackmailed by a country that knows his wife got pregnant by another man while being married to the Prince. Was it the perv brother who did it?
Prince Edward/Prince Andrew
This barely legal to drink former host of an extremely popular long running cable show with many spinoffs, was talking at an event last night how she took over the client list of a former actress who wanted out of the Dominatrix game.
At an event this week for Oscars, this foreign born nominee was just slightly south of rude, to everyone who introduced themselves.
This former one-fifth says she has no plans for new music or for touring. It even sounded like she was going to bail on a festival date which is her only concert date.
This foreign born actor is A- list but if you haven't seen his long running streaming show, you might not know who he is. Anyway, he got booted from a fashion week event for groping at least two models.
The cable sports network and one of its hosts are probably going to have to write a check each north of eight figures because of what they said about a college student.
Speaking of that family, there is a different member of it who is essentially stalked by the wealthy surfer. He wants to sleep with her more than anything.
Kim Kardashian/Mark Zuckerberg
#1 - This permanent A list actor is married with many children. He has been married multiple times. He also has a STD he picked up having unprotected sex with a guy in a bathroom two decades ago. It kind of belies the image he has gone for all these years.
#2 - This canceled former A+/A list director once had to write a really big check because he was showing off his gun and it went off and he came about an inch from hitting a woman next to the pool.
#3 - This former A list singer/sometime actress/sometime reality star says she is now celibate. What she means by that is she only has anal sex.
#4 - This married cable business anchor really should know that having sex with your female employee is never going to turn out well.
It looks as if the clothing guy/record mogul got away with all the horrible things he has done to women. They can't find him to serve him. Him moving to that very low age of consent country worked for him.
Russell Simmons/Indonesia
The permanent A list "singer" is in no condition to help with her biopic so if you see a story that she is, the story is wrong.
Britney Spears
Speaking of female A list athletes, one of them thought they were going to be a very top professional pick and now might not get drafted at all because of their past.
Sedona Prince
This A list influencer/reality star has people convinced she has a disease that she doesn't, but now no one gives her a hard time about her eating disorder.
The new hire for the alliterate one will last as long as it takes for the new hire to discover they can't afford to pay her what they promised.
The word on the street is that he north of the border A++ lister dumped his pregnant lawyer girlfriend and is now hooking up with a clothing designer.
Justin Trudeau
The not poor nor adult rapper is going to end up killing one of the women he keeps beating. He won't be laughing about it then.
This permanent A list singer has got to cut back on the booze. He keeps canceling shows because of it.
Nothing irks a PR team more than their client showing everyone the public was right and the PR team was lying. The north of the border singer put that into full effect this week.
The frozen flavoring rapper is running out of money so has dumped her long time significant other. She has now taken up with an athlete who can fund her lifestyle.
This is just a mess. So, our streaming actor/musician who would take his ex back in a second is now dating a singer. The thing is though, the singer is in a band with her ex and they still fool around from time to time.
You have never seen someone as happy as this foreign born A- list actress. She must have really hated being in that fake forced relationship with the actor higher on the list. She is glowing as she does press for her new project.
Lucy Boynton/Rami Malek
This former permanent A list athlete and his actress wife have split. She just doesn't want anyone to know the reason why.
Why yes, that are the hair care products of the A- list actress that are being shipped in bulk to thrift stores because the big box stores can't get anyone to buy them.
Blake Lively
I'm not sure how the significant other of this former Housewife/actress even functions because of all the drugs he takes each day.
The alliterate one got the content she wanted and didn't want to look as if she cared any longer about what she was doing, or the people, so bailed early.
Meghan Markle/Invictus Games
This actress offspring of a permanent A lister always said she would never get a breast enlargement. She has now done so.
I hope this 1/435th doesn't think her crush/hookup partner is being faithful. He has a young stripper that he really loves hooking up with and calls her the name of one of his exes because she looks so similar.
This foreign born permanent A list model can't snag the yachting gigs she could get even a couple of years ago which is why she is willing to get back together with the former athlete. But, only if there is some kind of paycheck since she knows he doesn't want to get married.
Speaking of cheating, an offspring of this foreign born permanent A list athlete who is married to someone equal on the list is cheating on his girlfriend with a K-pop star.
This former A list TikTok star turned reality star turned celebrity is one of many in her family. She is also getting cheated on by her fairly new boyfriend who runs through OnlyFans models like water.
The yachter has been pushed aside by the A+/A list athlete. She doesn't want to give up her housekey though and has threatened to reveal what he likes in the bedroom and what he likes to wear.
Olivia Ponton/Joe Burrow
At one point this actor/host was everywhere and was just about A+ list. Now, you would be hard pressed to find anyone who remembers him even though it has only been a handful of years since he disappeared off the radar. It isn't often that one person can destroy himself that quickly and effectively but he managed to. His first mistake was sleeping with the head of a network's daughter. The second mistake was sleeping with the daughter's mom. The third mistake was bragging about it to everyone. His career was over in an instant.
The three named foreign born actress won't ever discuss what happened between her and the former wheelchair actor. Why not? Something to hide?
Millie Bobby Brown/Drake
Yesterday I wrote in this space about the accident having actor and how he found his most recent girlfriend. Well, our actor has pulled out the same playbook and is randomly DM'ing women, so that must mean the most recent one is done?
Jeremy Renner
This foreign born one named permanent A list singer has finally discovered her significant other isn't moving overseas. Now, she has to make a choice. She should also figure out how serious he is about the strippers he sees.
Adele/Rich Paul
What you have seen is what you are going to get with the dead billionaire pe*ophile. The fix has always been in.
In more nepo baby news, this offspring wanted money from the permanent A list parental unit. The parental unit said no and is now dead. Coincidence?
The killing enabling rapper used bots and payola to get to number one. There wasn't the budget to keep doing it which is why it crashed so hard after a week.
Travis Scott
Speaking of nepo babies, this nepo baby of at least one A lister has her dad go through all her thirst trap photos because she thinks he will pick the best ones.
This nepo baby needs to learn really quickly to stop listening to her actress/reality star mom or she will end up looking like her. The fillers have to stop. She looks twice her age right now.
The A- list actress and the now dead actress hated each other. So, the performative post is all kinds of wrong.
So, does everyone know the significant other of the A list news anchor swings both ways. The news anchor didn't respond to the allegation, so was it an open secret. I had never heard it before.
This A+/A list actor was asked to say nice things about his girlfriend and really couldn't come up with anything that didn't sound forced.
This radio show is going to start paying the alliterate former talk show host each week but in a way no one can touch the money but the former host.
Apparently if the Queen is allowed to hook up with another guy, then the King thought it would be OK too, which is why he is hooking up with a reporter/model/host from his country.
Queen Letizia & King Felipe VI of Spain
It was expected the meme actor would bring his significant other to the big show, but now there are reports he is bringing a relative instead.
The baking soda actor is so very thirsty which is why he keeps trying to remind people of part of his past, but not the horrible stuff he did to women.
Armie Hammer
Speaking of the nominees, can we all agree that the permanent A list actress/plastic surgery lover and her team did an amazing job of getting rid of the competition.
Speaking of those who need help, or at least watching, the nepo grandson is going to end up dead because he is buying product from a guy who cuts his products with fentanyl.
Jack Schlossberg
This foreign born A- list actress is an Oscar nominee and was a diva at the nominee dinner. Wow. It was next level.
This A- list actress/nepo baby/wannabe singer should start drinking later in the day when she is going out. When you are hammered before 8pm, chances are good you started way too early.
Apparently, the other night after the awards, this A list singer disappeared for nearly an hour before her significant other was able to find her. She went off with someone, but no one can figure out who because the two main suspects were accounted for during that time.
This foreign born A- list actress who does a lot of streaming got the same surgery the former manufactured singer got way back in the day and that is to make your nipples permanently hard.
At least some people were buying tickets to see the former wheelchair actor, only bots are buying tickets to see this former A+ list singer/host. Look for an "injury" or some type of "sickness" that allows her to cancel her tour.
The north of the border singer is being watched 24/7 just to make sure nothing happens to him.
Justin Bieber
This three named former actress everyone knows will talk about it, but is about the only thing she will discuss when it relates to this foreign born former A+/A list actor. His most well known foreign born actress ex will talk about it as much as you want, because it is so far in the past. Our actor slept with a lot of women. He was never faithful at all. Maybe for a week he might be and during that week you would have to be with him six of the days to make sure. Every single time he slept with a woman he would take a piece of her undergarments. He had hundreds and hundreds of different items from all of the women he slept with. He had a remarkable memory about what item belonged to whom and whenever he pleasured himself he would use said item and finish on them. It is one of the reasons his most famous ex left him. The three named actress won't admit sleeping with him but will say he took two dozen items from her home once, so he must have wanted it for a reason.
The lack of reaction by the alliterate singer to his reality star "ex" just proves thee whole thing was just for show, like all of her relationships.
Bad Bunny/Kendall Jenner
This actor who nearly died wants people to think he is back at the top of his game and found a woman many decades younger to date. I'm not sure what his long time partner would think of that.
Jeremy Renner
The A list podcaster/influencer with the two first names both spelled wrong is leaving her podcast network, but is always the first at any party to find who has the blow.
Alix Earle (and yesterday it was announced she is leaving her network)
Speaking of the A- list actress, she and her husband are not even living at the same place right now. I guess they needed their space.
This former A list NFL player was coked up during his portion of the broadcast yesterday.
Rob Gronkowski
She might be going to jail, but this Housewife at least guaranteed herself a job on an upcoming season for sure.
This permanent A list model/host wants to reboot one of her shows because she loves the new trend of everyone wanting to be thin. She won't have to pretend to like curvy women again.
Don't believe the hype. The permanent A list singer who shines bright once a year isn't looking for money from her ex.
I always hooped this now deceased A- list actress would put pen to paper and tell her story about what happened to her at the children's network. She talked about it, but not much because it was a horror show.
Good for the reality star/entrepreneur to step up and pay for the funeral expenses for her friend. Notice that the A list everything in her mind celebrity did not offer a dime. Remember that later if she ever wants you to come work for her.
The last thing the film company rapper needs is the permanent A list rapper helping him. They both will end up dead.
Kodak Black/Kanye West
In her home country, she could never take a chance being caught with a woman. So, this foreign born A- list actress who is on a big streaming hit, is taking advantage of her fashion week travels and hooking up with numerous women.
Until he went on the airwaves hammered drunk, everyone was convinced this A list actor was sober.
Jon Hamm
This nepo baby turned reality star turned celebrity had work done to her face at the same place as the former Housewife. Both had horrible things happen to them. Is it related?
Speaking of the north of the border actor, right before and after the Super Bowl social media was mysteriously flooded with random praise for his voice from multiple animation projects, including, that snail movie no one has mentioned in a decade.
Relevant? Not at all. Coincidence? Obviously not. Identical comments from different accounts = bots or orchestrated posts.
A classic move from a desperate PR team: flood social media with harmless nostalgia to drown out the scandal.
Ryan Reynolds/Turbo
This A- list actress with a very famous last name left early from a fashion show event because her vial of coke dropped on to the floor and broke.
The foreign born three named actress is already being told by her people to change her hair color back.
Why yes, that was the youthful rapper/sometime actor locking lips with the married A list celebrity all of you know at a party a few weeks ago.
This is going to be the farewell tour for the one named permanent A list singer. Then she and her bodyguard are going to ride off into the sunset and you won't see her more than once a year or so out in the wild.
This permanent A list clothes designer gets tabloids to say nice things about her in exchange for free clothes.
It’s no coincidence that a certain actor known for his dance moves posted about Khaleesi’s favorite villain right after the Super Bowl. What’s interesting is that, just minutes later, he restricted the comments and deleted a few that didn’t exactly paint his friend in the best light—including one that read, “Great timing to post this.”
Channing Tatum/Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds
There is of course the fish legend and the actor who enjoys the fish. This one though, makes much more sense and has several witnesses to actual events in said cornfields and with corn in general. This A list singer has always been fascinated by cornfields. I don't know if it goes back to early childhood, but definitely teens. I always expect her to say it is because she was abducted by aliens who landed in a cornfield or an obsession with the movie Children Of The Corn. Has our singer had sex in a cornfield? Yes. Has she had sex in multiple cornfields across the country? Yes. Has she had sex in cornfields throughout the world? Yes. Is bourbon her favorite booze? Yes. Has she smoke a corn cob pipe? Yes. Has she used corn cobs for other purposes. That one depends on who you ask. Apparently, if the cob has been cooked and then stripped of the corn, then there has been a time or two. Our singer would probably decline to answer so we will go with yes since a couple of people have mentioned it.
This foreign born A- list model turned mediocre actress has always struggled with her sobriety. Probably not a good idea to be hanging out with the three named rapper who also has his issues with drug addiction.
Cara Delevingne/Machine Gun Kelly
This A- list alliterate singer who had quite the performance last weekend has his nude photos being circulated all over the internet again.
Benson Boone
The killer actress needed a job and a former director has given her one that will help her get back into the business.
Amy Locane/John Waters
I have written in this space since the former concert scammer said he was coming back for seconds, not to give him any money. Now, national network news is platforming him so he can find new suckers.
It is definitely the non adult performer/actress who caused the chaos on the podcast. Her whole excuse about going in order has been violated on a regular basis. She just wants the ratings and wants a solo deal which is why she didn't really allow her co-hosts to speak.
This foreign born alliterate A- list singer wants nothing more than to get her boyfriend to marry her so has desperately been trying to get pregnant. His family would force him to marry if she did. Then, she could quit music and would also be able to eat again because his family doesn't believe in divorce. She hasn't eaten a proper meals since they started dating because he only likes thin women.
Camila Cabello
It has always been assumed that the A+ list singer and this composer must have crossed paths on the really bad animal musical turned movie. It turns out that isn't the case. They never knew each other. They didn't know each other. The A- list actress just used that as an excuse to get the composer fired. So, the actress lied. Should have seen that coming. She throws the A+ list singer under the bus every single chance she gets.
Stepmom and grandma all within a two year period would be a lot for this alliterate reality star. It all seems to be rug swept really fast too.
I wonder, with how angry she is whether the north of the border singer will start yapping about all the orgies she and the celebrity CEO attended back in 2021. Will she mention the drugs too?
This foreign born streaming star and soon to be superhero pulled out last minute of a con which caused the convention to cancel completely. Not a good look for the actor.
This telecom company doesn't want this actor to be the face of the company any longer, so bought him out.
This north of the border singer is using streaming farms in Eastern Europe to boost her first week album sales.
Apparently, the only reason this A- list actress recently got married is because her now husband is really insecure about her leaving him.
Why yes, that was this A list actress talking to her former co-star on FaceTime. Why is it she always brings him along to big events.
If you want to discuss a person perfectly suited for their role, it is this A- list actress in the streaming comic book universe. You would have zero doubts in your mind that who she is in real life is who she is on screen. That is not someone you want to go home with at the end of the night. Nope.
I love the show in which this foreign born A- list actor stars. How could a gossip guy not like it. I'm not sure he could have looked at his mirror more to see how he was looking. Someone should have carried a full length one for the guy.
It would have been super easy for this permanent A list comic actor to tell a guy who asked that yes, he is a decade sober or whatever it is, but the actor said, he slipped a couple years back and so it is only two years sober now. The guy doing the asking is an actor who has struggled with addiction which keeps him limited to supporting roles. Our A lister is a great guy.
Lots of old guys creeping on young actresses is still par for the course at the massively attended award shows. The thing is, this actress who is not even old enough to drive looks a decade older and dresses a decade older and acts a decade older. Even guys who probably did know how old she is were still hitting hard on her.
Meanwhile, this alliterate actress was a gem. She answered the same question over and over and over, but acted like it was the first time she ever heard it. Has not let fame get to her head yet.
This A list actor was a winner/nominee last night and he acted like it to every waitress who he thought should want him because of who he is.
This A-/B+ list celebrity put her money where her mouth was and she looked good. She was a reflection of her products. That is pretty rare.
The alliterate actor was indifferent, but the permanent A list actress was adamant they get the fanfic people riled up again. She has really become thirsty over the past year or two.
Without his wife there, this foreign born permanent A list actor was much less sexually ambiguous. She really makes him dress much more feminine.
I bet the wife of this permanent A list actor has zero idea that her husband cheated on her two nights ago. She seemed way too happy at the show.
The antithesis of #17 is this nepo baby who everyone adored and watch how good his press coverage is for the next project he promotes.
The years may change, but this permanent A list actor not named Harrison and not nearly that old, is still a jerk to every single reporter ever. Unless he is promoting a project, he treats them like trash.
This permanent A list actress was supposed to attend but heard her ex was going to be there. So, she skipped it and then he didn't show up. I think she was looking for any excuse to not be there. It is not the award season she envisioned for herself.
Not a knock, but this three named actor was stoned out of his mind. I'm not sure he knows he was there.
Speaking of creeping, the late night actor is going to get into trouble. His rising fame has led him to think he can get away with certain things.
This foreign born half an EGOT nominee is A- list. The insider said that he looked like a serial killer and was terrifying. It didn't help that he was creeping on women too.
Speaking of the weekly shot, the singer/actress started taking it about six weeks ago and has already dropped a ton of weight.
This winner went to the bathroom a half dozen times during the night. Not for party favors but to keep throwing up. The joys of the weekly shot.
This permanent A list actress is an Oscar winner/nominee and she was sporting a wig.
No one got the A- list actress to say anything about her former co-star. HOWEVER, under her breath, two reporters will swear it sounded like she said the word karma as she walked away.
This designer usually shies away from interviews, but at the SAG Awards there are so many different places to get stopped and her significant other was stopping everywhere. Inevitably the designer was trapped and inevitably a question about her ex came up and she just blew through the rest of the press area after that.
You know that person you try and avoid at a party because they are incredibly annoying but hear telling them. Well, if there were a vote, the three named actress would be said person last night.
Speaking of opportunities, the guy name actress really should keep a close eye on her significant other.
This A- list actor was much better in his role than the guy who won in the same movie. Anyway, our actor told his wife there wasn't a ticket for her so he could look for opportunities.
This winner from last night was still mum about her plastic surgeon. She never tells because then she would be admitting she has gone under the knife. Does she think we don't know.
This former Disney singing actress had been sleeping with a producer a few years older than her which is how she got a couple of top line streaming deals. She dumped him and her career has been on a downturn since. Last night, she was trying to latch on to a producer who is nearing triple her age.
Speaking of whacked out, this Bible actor who was a big deal a few years ago couldn't stop making coke runs to the bathroom.
This long time actress from a family of actors was whacked out of her mind on some kind of medication that had her being even more crazy than normal.
Apparently, the marijuana feline and her actor boyfriend were kicked out of their hotel because they were so rowdy.
Speaking of people ending up dead, this former friend of the record label nepo baby married to a nepo baby higher on the list should watch out because he is exposing things the former nepo baby wants silent forever.
The serial yachter with the soccer player says she had a massive inheritance so she doesn't need to yacht. It wasn't that long ago she was exposed for being broke.
The alliterate one has plans to hire people to go to two pop up stores and buy the place out so it looks like there is crazy demand for her stuff.
This athlete/rapper from an athletic family has very young kids with his significant other. He now also has another woman pregnant and has abandoned his other kids.
LiAngelo Ball/Nikki Mudarris
Speaking of exes, the reality star/host is going to sue the family of her ex because they are speaking to the media even though they signed a NDA she forced on them.
Allison Holker
Didn't the former A+ list rapper/date roller say she wasn't sleeping with her ex husband any longer because he has a girlfriend? Oh, and the other woman who is also about to have a baby. Oh, and the woman he uses to make money. Apparently, the former A+ list rapper is now bragging about sleeping with her ex. That doesn't really sound like a flex.
Cardi B/Offset
