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Saturday, June 29, 2024
Blind Item #8
The billionaire ex of the permanent A list alliterate singer was in town and you should have seen the alliterate one, pawing at the ground to try and get him to notice her.
Blind Item #7
Our favorite former A- list actress decided to get lip fillers she really didn't need. She needs someone in her life to say no.
Blind Item #6
The marijuana feline might want to perform at halftime of the big game next year, but there is no way she is getting that gig unless it is just as a very tiny feature.
Blind Item #5
For someone who said she regretted getting breast implants as a teen, this A- list reality star with the lucrative side gig, has been getting them modified several times since, including once very recently.
Blind Items Revealed #4
This former comic actress turned talk show host wants another chance at a full time gig. It feels like she will use any excuse to not have to spend time with her significant other.
Ellen/Portia de Rossi
Blind Items Revealed #3
This permanent A list rapper is hoping his latest grift will net him tens of millions of dollars in fees.
Jay-Z/School Vouchers
Blind Items Revealed #2
This former A+ list mostly movie actress is an Oscar winner/nominee. She must be really desperate to get back to where she was to take a meeting with the sexual assaulting director/former lover.
Jennifer Lawrence/David O. Russell
Blind Items Revealed #1
It has been awhile since this couple has made the blinds. This foreign born A+/A list actor from multiple franchises went ahead and starred in a movie his wife didn't want him starring in because it was too similar to their marriage and he had to kiss his co-star. Is this enough to end the marriage?
Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter
Blind Item #4
Well, if the goal was to throw the fans into a tizzy, goal achieved for the heavenly duo. One showing up to cohost a charity event that the other and his wife were supposed to host? With neither partner in sight? What's really going on here?
Blind Item #3
This foreign born A- list actress is working overtime on the PR to get the press to frequently mention her prior to the Emmy nominations. Her higher on the list actor fairly new boyfriend doesn't seem to care.
Blind Item #2
This former A/A- list tennis player is cheating on his actress/celebrity offspring "wife."
Blind Item #1
Apparently, there is HD footage for sale of an increasingly prominent British actor stripping on Zoom for a casting director.
Friday, June 28, 2024
Blind Item #13
With 3,000 screens and a gross of $800K, that means there were about ten-fifteen people in each theatre to see part one of FOUR of this new movie. But yeah, the same studio thinks the cartoon dog and the female superhero and the cartoon bird are losers.
Blind Item #12
The alliterate A lister says she is going to take the Bar Exam this year. Partying in Europe is probably not the best way to prepare.
Blind Item #11
The new draftee of this NBA team was strictly PR and trying to keep a legend for ticket sales. The draftee won't see the court in the regular season unless someone is filming a documentary or a movie.
Blind Item #10
The alliterate former talk show host was wealthy, but not the kind of wealth her friend is alleging. That being said, the guardian is helping herself to money.
Blind Item #9
This former A+ list rapper has no other assets he can collateralize. That has not stopped him from telling people he has assets he can collateralize. He is in for a world of hurt.
Blind Items Revealed #5
The now ex boyfriend of the Teen Mom didn't even know he was engaged until people started congratulating him.
Amber Portwood/Gary Wayt
Four For Friday - Oral Sex Champs
#1 - This dancing queen was taught by her mother in a watch and see how it is done lesson that made the dancing queen one of the best of the golden age.
#2 - This former A list actor who won a Tony and an Oscar said there was no man who ever lasted longer than five minutes when our actor got down to business.
#3 - This former sitcom actress starred on multiple shows at once, but doesn't do much of anything right now. One of her ex-boyfriends of a year said they only had sex once or twice because of how good the actress used her mouth.
#4 - This A- list actor who starred on almost network show has the nickname Golden Mouth.
Blind Items Revealed #4
This north of the border comic actor/talk show host/reality star says he is one of the top ten most successful rappers from his country.
Tom Green
Blind Items Revealed #3
The former get naked celebrity who did freaky things with the former A+ list rapper always said her magical ex never wanted more kids. She must hate he just announced he is having another child, without her.
Amber Rose/Kanye West/Wiz Khalifa
Blind Items Revealed #2
Nothing like telling the world you hate being a mom to your kids because it isn't all about you all the time. How did the reality family let that edit go through?
Kim Kardashian
Blind Item #8
The former Housewife is going to let everyone know her ex was cheating on her. She has revenge on her mind.
Blind Item #7
As I have said many times in this space, the state A++ lister has been planning for this moment for nearly a year. He has the donors and they are pushing for him to be a replacement.
Blind Items Revealed #1
Now that the big tournament is over and the foreign born golfer choked, will he go back to dumping his wife? The announcer certainly seemed especially happy to see the choking.
Rory McIlroy/Amanda Balionis
Blind Item #6
Speaking of bad looks, this former A+/A list singer who is trying to make a comeback, better get used to being asked questions about why she chose to work with the doctor producer. It will be a long long press tour if she can't get past that one.
Blind Item #5
In the last two weeks, I told you the one named DJ was going to have to face new accusations. These are even worse than I predicted. It still won't get him kicked off the singer's satellite radio channel.
Blind Item #4
Instead of paying his employees, this agent spent it on showing off to the one named singer and also lots of strippers. Can't have the NBA player paying for the strippers.
Blind Item #3
Disney is rethinking that award they are set to give to the ginger haired one because of the whole destroying evidence thing.
Blind Item #2
The coffee singer listened to the actor guy she is hooking up with and the next thing you know, she started messing with her face and having procedures done to it.
Blind Item #1
This celebrity offspring of an A list host thinks she has it made. Her new boyfriend is a billionaire, but she is just one of his many women.
Thursday, June 27, 2024
Blind Item #13
This A list 1/435th is in negotiations to purchase a slew of topless and fully naked photos of herself from a few years back.
Blind Item #12
The coffee singer had an unachievable without bot help rise in the play of one of her songs. No other artist has ever had an increase from week to week the size she did.
Blind Item #11
The three named star off the cooking show didn't want to be filming and it shows in the finished product. He just wants to hang out and party and find women.
Blind Item #10
It shouldn't be a shock to the A list country singer that her husband is cheating on her. He left his wife for the singer in the first place.
Blind Item #9
When a social media "couple" are both represented by the same talent agency and have both multiplied their views by a factor of twenty over the course of their "dating," it is all a big red flag.
Blind Items Revealed #5
The alliterate one is trying to make an argument that the only reason she moved back to the US is because her husband moved here and she had to follow, so should be exempt from paying taxes like he is.
Meghan Markle/Prince Harry
Today's Blind Items - The Rule - Old Hollywood
This permanent A list singer/actor had a very important rule when it came to the women he would sleep with. He would ask his assistant to check out four or five women each night and get information from them. They had to be under the age of 30. They were asked for i.d. to prove it. If they were under 20, they moved to the front off the line and were almost guaranteed to sleep with our A lister. If they were not legal but had a fake i.d. that could pass muster they were his keeper for the night or as long as he was in town. His assistant would ask questions about diseases and sexual histories. The women must never have given birth or been pregnant. He was OK with them being previously married. One thing that would disqualify you was if you had another girlfriend with you. He hated threesomes. His biggest rule was that none of the women should have ever slept with a man of color. Any color other than bright white. That was a deal breaker even if she was 16 with a great i.d. He would pass those women off to one off his best friends who was equally as talented.
Blind Items Revealed #4
The permanent A list rapper came out of hiding as a big favor to the former A list singer. I mean, she knows a lot too about everything that has gone down.
Jay-Z/Alicia Keys/Tony Awards
Blind Items Revealed #3
The management team of the former one-fifth took her career in disastrous directions over the past several years, so why should the release of her new record be any different. The sales are a disaster. The rollout was abysmal.
Normani/Fifth Harmony
Blind Items Revealed #2
The ex just frequently comes over to keep the A list actor from drinking.
Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck
Blind Item #8
For now, the fortune telling celebrity is only having her boyfriend film solo sessions for the DIY po*n site. He wants no part in on screen sex.
Blind Item #7
This foreign born permanent A list singer is using one disease to hide one that is much worse.
Blind Items Revealed #1
Did the NFL player think the sexual services were going to be free? What he wanted always costs extra. Never try and run from people who film for a living.
Terrell Lewis/Mia Mercy
Blind Item #6
The former wheelchair actor is at it again. This time at least, the person he followed on social media is barely barely legal.
Blind Item #5
The former Housewife knows there is no money in promoting the weekly weight loss shot, so is partnering with weight loss products to pay her for saying they are better than the shot. They aren't.
Blind Item #4
The foreign born sticks singer went full tabloid to make sure this A/A- list mostly movie actor backs down before their trial. He won't get any work if it gets down and dirty, so he will give in.
Blind Item #2
After two months apart, you would think the social media accounts of the foreign born B+ list actress and the A- list singer would be filled with their matrimonial love for each other at their reunion. Nope. They posted their own things.
Blind Item #1
I wonder sometimes if the controversial aging lawyer is worried that people from back in the day will come forward discussing his creepiness at that nude beach in Martha's Vineyard.
Wednesday, June 26, 2024
Blind Item #13
The meme actor says that after watching the sex tape of the alliterate reality star, that her sister is nothing like that in bed.
Blind Item #12
Apparently, the former A list actor who starred in an iconic role, didn't want people to know he would regularly hook up with the drug addict ex of the former A+ list mostly television actor who crashed and burned in a wave of drugs and adult actresses.
Blind Item #11
The three named singer/actor just looks even more ridiculous with each filing and if he didn't know anything about the past of his wife, why did he marry her?
Blind Item #10
Yesterday I wrote about the pimp/reality star/po*n star/drug dealer and apparently, he also tried to push his way into the life of the north of the border actress who used to get naked a lot. She rejected him when she figured out his angle or she could be dead now too.
Blind Item #9
I don't know if the A list singer with the thirsty wife knows that the alliterate one is getting her grapes from the same place as the singer does for his rose' wine. Either way, the singer's wine is meh, which makes for a greater profit, but not a lot of repeat customers. The three named actress has the best stuff, but her winery in France is not allowed to sell grapes to any other celebrities. Plus, French grapes kind of rubs against the whole point of the alliterate one's brand.
Blind Items Revealed #5
The suspended Housewife is going to file a discrimination lawsuit against the network because they have done nothing to the bar star who did the same thing. In fact, his salary was doubled.
Kenya Moore/Bravo/Revenge Po*n”/Tom Sandoval (and today Kenya said she is weighing her legal options)
Today's Blind Items - Kindness
At an Alzheimer’s clinic the staff recently discovered what a great guy this comic/former game show sidekick is and how he takes care of his friends.
A patient really hates the diagnostic procedures that he NEEDS to undergo to qualify for the only drug available for Alzheimer's, and he always quits half way through. The patient’s wife told the clinic that a friend of the patient would be joining them, and that the friend would be pretending to also need the procedures in an effort to convince the patient to finish and asked the clinic to go along with it.
The staff was shocked to see that the comic/former game show sidekick was the friend, who did indeed stay for the whole 3 hour appointment, engaged the patient with dignity and respect just as if the dementia had changed nothing about their relationship, and held the patient's hand during the tough moments.
Blind Items Revealed #4
Nothing will happen to the club that served and then kicked out the underage streaming star when he got wasted. They should lose their license.
The Palace/Noah Schnapp/Stranger Things
Blind Items Revealed #3
Speaking of desperate, the label of the coffee singer is manipulating the algorithms of the big audio streamer in which they hold a very big stake. That is why she keeps popping up in your feed every few minutes.
Sabrina Carpenter/UMG(Island Records)/Spotify
Blind Items Revealed #2
If you thought the dad was a bad influence on the directional offspring, the mom is no better. Who in this world thought this latest move partnering her with the twenty something streamer. It is just super creepy. Are you that desperate?
Kanye West/North West/Kim Kardashian/Kai Cenat
Blind Item #8
She said she would never do it, but this Teen Mom also knows she can probably pay her massive debt in one month if she goes the OnlyFans route. She sure won't be able to pay it off doing Cameo at $100 a pop.
Blind Item #7
There were very few actual facts made by the former Disney actress in her recent monthly magazine interview. It was a lot of PR and very little substance.
Blind Items Revealed #1
The alliterate north of the border actor either split with the foreign born actress or has someone she doesn't know about.
Joshua Jackson/Lupita Nyong'o
Blind Item #6
Wait. The married pro baseball player has yet another side piece? How does he manage all of them and his playing? Oh, yeah, the playing. He sucks right now. Maybe he should focus on the field and why he gets paid what he does.
Blind Item #5
The former wheelchair actor and his main rival are playing a game of chicken to see who will release an album first. They are both trying to avoid releasing the same day because everyone will be comparing the sales as to who is the ultimate victor in their battle.
Blind Item #4
The message boards are suddenly buzzing again about the billionaire reality star and nonconsensual sexual assaults and constant cheating on his long time wife.
Blind Item #3
This long time almost network staple actor tried to be open, but didn't talk about the fact his drinking got out off control, which is why he did what he did.
Blind Item #2
The middle child looks like a twin of what this A- list actor looked like at the same age. Will his former co-star ever reveal the parentage?
Blind Item #1
The really bad plastic surgery competition has a new frontrunner in the north of the border singer who used to be A+/A list.
Tuesday, June 25, 2024
Blind Item #12
One thing this A list NFL player has not been doing the past month is doing any kind of working out. He is going to be in rough shape headed to camp.
Blind Item #11
At this point, this alliterate actress and her foreign born streaming co-star are not fans of each other at all.
Blind Item #10
Speaking of yachting, this A-/B+ list actress has been reduced to recruiting and is no longer in demand for actual yachting.
Blind Item #9
This former singing actress has been recruited for a month long yacht journey in July. It is a seven figure booking.
Blind Items Revealed #5
The alliterate gem flower knows she gets most of her attention whenever it is revealed how young she was when she first started being abused by celebrities, so now she is bringing up times the math says it didn't.
Rubi Rose
Today's Blind Items - Bad Parents
There are parents who want their kids to be stars and go all in. There are others who have the resources to ensure their child at least gets a shot by financing a movie. There is a set of parents that did finance a one named movie (#1). It was the last starring vehicle for this A- list actor who started young and died young (#2). The parents wanted their daughter (#3) to be a big star so financed the movie and got her the lead role. They wanted everyone to notice their barely teen daughter and wanted love scenes. They also spent $40K in effects to make it look like on screen their daughter had adult breasts and sexually aroused erect nipples in the movie. The other producers and the director (#4) who has been in court with the parents forever, pushed back against the idea, but the parents insisted. The director went behind the backs of the parents to try and use a filter so the effects wouldn't be seen, but the parents discovered it and made sure to have the scene exactly as they wanted.
Blind Items Revealed #4
For supposedly not having any money with him at all and anything else the reality star deprived her boyfriend from having, he managed to run very far away in an amount of time that is not consistent with what the reality star previously said.
Amber Portwood/Teen Mom/Gary Wayt
Blind Items Revealed #3
The former A list NFL coach doesn't care about the 50 year age difference or that he met his girlfriend when she wasn't old enough to drink. All he cares about is people speculating whether he was cheating on his former girlfriend with the current one. He was.
Bill Belichick/Jordon Hudson/Linda Holliday
Blind Items Revealed #2
The one named DJ has yet another underage girl coming forward talking about his actions.
Diplo
Blind Item #8
Sales people from the DIY po*n site have been trying to get now out of work Hooter's employees to give DIY po*n a shot.
Blind Item #7
The celebrity CEO really wants the controversial talk show host in the midst of bankruptcy proceedings to start broadcasting on the CEO's social media site. The sticking point is a guaranteed amount of income for doing so.
Blind Items Revealed #1
In church last Wednesday night, this former A+ list singer discussed what happened to him when he was younger, but didn't say any names.
Justin Bieber
Blind Item #6
According to the paps, you could smell the booze on the breath of the A list actor/director.
Blind Item #4
The three named muse singer would love for you to think she is hooking up with the tequila sounding rapper, but she isn't.
Blind Item #3
The A list everything in her mind celebrity will do anything to get some attention, including flying commercial, and in coach.
Blind Item #2
The lawyer for the permanent A list "singer" had his chances to bring down the Empire, but, because he knew he wasn't going to get paid, he just settled everything.
Blind Item #1
It shouldn't be a surprise to anyone reading this that the reality star/po*n star/celebrity/pimp also deals drugs. He is the one who provided the drugs that killed the permanent A list singer.
Monday, June 24, 2024
Blind Item #13
The former Teen Mom husband has his new girlfriend spending thousands of dollars on him to ensure she can keep him. She thinks he is a winner. Yeah, wait until your first fight.
Blind Item #11
The author who knows everyone is waiting for the next installments of his book doesn't care. He essentially threw everyone a middle finger by sharing photos from the set of the film he is making.
Blind Item #10
This foreign born one named industry plant was offered opening slots for lots of singers, but she turned them all down because she feels she is big enough to open for A+ listers. She isn't.
Blind Item #9
At the trial that starts in a few weeks, the only thing the Housewife is worried about is whether there will be a lot of discussion about sex and who was doing what.
Blind Items Revealed #5
The A list actor/director/bad tattoo lover should really not flaunt his illegal to purchase in California cigarettes.
Ben Affleck/Menthol Cigarettes
Today's Blind Items - The Owner
There are a couple of people who go on podcasts and talk about their sex parties/clubs and how much memberships cost and do everything but let listeners know what celebrities and adult stars will be there. They are small potatoes compared to this A list socialite. She has always been on the edge and thrown some eyebrow raising parties, but people kind of expect it from her. Our socialite has two sex parties per year. One in the winter in Aspen and one in the summer in the Hamptons. That is it. The one in Aspen is generally tied to a meeting involving some of the world's wealthiest who then take a night off from that and relax. The entry fee for men is $1M per party and there is a waiting list. The number of men who attend in Aspen is about 75 and in the Hamptons it is capped at 50. The women who are invited to attend have been screened by a security company. The women are paid $100K for the night and are not required to have sex. There have been multiple marriages and kids as a result of these parties. Most of the women are found through the efforts of multiple casting directors from fashion houses and fashion magazines. Our hostess is also a regular at the Met Ball every year.
Blind Items Revealed #4
The foreign born former A+ list boy band members are discussing a couple of concert dates just to tick off the mogul.
One Direction/Simon Cowell
Blind Items Revealed #2
The actor can get away with saying his crazy stuff on most podcasts because it takes too long to fact check it all. The science guy was ready for it though and was not going to allow any of it at all.
Terrence Howard/Neil deGrasse Tyson
Blind Item #8 - Reader Blind
This foreign born alliterate singer is desperate after all her singles flopped, she's now trying to get some relevancy by using her ex boyfriend... who's gonna tell her?
Blind Item #7
The voice of this permanent A list singer from a permanent A list band has always sounded atrocious live. It has just got the point he can't even make any decent kind of effort. Backing track is coming.
Blind Items Revealed #1
The family of the boyfriend of this barely there celebrity were not happy about a recent social media post she made.
Bella Hadid (The family wants them to split)
Blind Item #6
The former A+ list tennis player has been leaving her husband at home while she goes out with her ex. That has always happened, it just is happening way more now.
Blind Item #5
The significant other of the zombie actor is getting used to his late night drinks out alone, especially in the country where he has now filmed so much and has so many go to drinking "buddies."
Blind Item #4
The former A+ list rapper offered money to the former teen actor turned Oscar winner/singer if the rapper could watch the actor have sex with the rapper's girlfriend.
Blind Item #3
The A+ list singer takes every chance she can to take digs at the alliterate one. Probably won't be buying her wine either.
Blind Item #2
The Prime Minister actor was lucky to get any kind of award. Instead of being grateful, he seemed really upset his actress girlfriend was getting more attention than our actor.
Blind Item #1
Why yes, that was this foreign born permanent A list model tweaking on coke in the front row of Men's Fashion Week in Paris.
Sunday, June 23, 2024
Blind Item #8
This former A list comedian recently tried to kill himself, but the gun malfunctioned.
Blind Item #7
This foreign born A- list actress best known for a cable series did some flexing in first class, but didn't mention the sugar daddy that paid for it.
Blind Item #6
Apparently this A+ list singer has two phones for even her closest friends. They all think they have the singer's private number, but there is one less than ten people have and the A_ list singer/actress doesn't have it and neither does the three named singer.
Blind Item #5
This alliterate A list actress is making millions but is still pirating television shows and movies.
Blind Items Revealed #4
Speaking of boy bands, the contract that people auditioning for a new one have to sign is going to take away every big of freedom they have. The foreign born mogul will have total control of their lives for nearly a decade.
Simon Cowell
Blind Items Revealed #3
The talk show host used a bunch of word salad when asked about the reboot this Housewives franchise is going to get.
Andy Cohen/RHONJ
Blind Items Revealed #2
The reason this actor didn't land the superhero role is because he rebuffed the advances of the director and the significant other of the actor HATES the director too.
Matt Bomer/Superman/Bryan Singer/Simon Halls
Blind Items Revealed #1
This A- lister is being papped so much as of late seeing her ex, that she got offers to wear certain brands of clothes. She really should have said no to the most recent offer.
Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck
Blind Item #4
This three named rapper lost a phone which had all kinds of videos of his actress ex. He hasn't told her yet.
Blind Item #3
This foreign born initialed singer probably peaked at A- list. Her conspiracy clothing line is actually making her more money than her singing has in nearly a decade.
Blind Item #2
The two sisters who back in the day were A- list can record all the new music they want, but no one is going to buy it. The younger sister should stick to grifting off the big sister's company.
Blind Item #1
You think the what the producer/clothing guy was doing here was bad? It is way worse where he is hiding out now and the age of consent is 16. He has a constant stream of visitors from here to his compound there.
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