The celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister has long struggled with sobriety. This latest news could push her back over the edge and I wouldn't be shocked if a similar fate awaited her.
Lisa Marie Presley/Elvis/death of son
As much as this Housewife would love to have landed the A+/A list actor, she is about two decades older than the women he has been seeing as of late.
Several years ago, I wrote about this alliterate rocker and A list actor going on a bender together, but my recollection of the blind item is they started their bender before dropping off an offspring.
Johnny Depp/Marilyn Manson/Lily Rose Depp
This celebrity/singer/serial marrier says she wrote a recent song about her latest husband. Umm, it wasn't written by her, so...
This is a story as old as mankind. The brave war hero brought down by a pretty face. He was not just any war hero. In the opening months of World War II he was one of America's few bright hopes. He almost bombed Tokyo before Jimmy Dolittle. He opened the most important supply line in the world and became a one man air force to defend it. The hero then took command of the remnants of a legendary fighter group and created another legendary fighter group. He was even the favorite of the wife of a foreign leader who spoke with a southern accent. He wrote a book about this in three days. The book is so definitive that it has never been out of print. A movie was made. The war hero became friends with a movie mogul who gave him the keys to his private beach house. There he bedded practically every glamorous actress from the 40s and 50s. Part of the attraction was that he was a genuine war hero, and part of it was that he was very charming.
In the 1950's he would change his pattern. Instead of one night stands, he has a few steady partners. Sometime in the mid 50s he was accused of misusing government funds to entertain an actress. The war hero chose to resign rather than to stand before a court martial. He did much in retirement. He made many speeches, walked along a great wall, and worked in an aviation museum. It is still a mystery who the actress was. Friends who knew him at the museum said a few who asked were fired. There are a few actresses I suspect, but I cannot prove. Does anyone know?
Robert Lee Scott/Flying Tigers/Madame Chiang/Chiang Kai-shek/China/God Is My Co-Pilot/Jack Warner
The ginger haired one didn't know he was going to be overshadowed by the former A list NFL player. The ginger haired one thought he would be the big story.
They want everyone to think it is canceled. It won't be the same as before. A much smaller, much more focused version is happening though in the woods of Northern California. In the second week of August, immediately proceeding the two national conventions, about 50 of the group will get together. They will still have their rituals. They are still bringing in "sex workers." They like to pretend the people brought in are working because they want to and not forced. Apparently there is also business to discuss. It is a lot easier to decide on a policy/policies with such smaller numbers and a group, who will then force everything on those who were not invited and so on down the line. Because it is such a small number, they are flying in everything they need food and security wise, rather than hiring any locals. The idea was no one would notice anything and by the time they did, the gathering would conclude.
The thing is though, this time they reached out to some people who have not been included before and not official members. They did not have to go through the years long vetting process. Someone from that group of five new people talked. They didn't know they were not allowed. I don't know all of the five names, but I do know two so far. One is a former A+ list politician who once got really really close to being A++ list. Another is the mogul who always seems to have his hands in everything. I'm sure he will be thrilled with the entertainment for the weekend.
Bohemian Grove/Al Gore/Jeff Bezos
It shouldn't be a shocker this A+/A list alliterate actor got caught in another lie. This is what happens when you always want to make yourself look good and think people won't follow up and check on your statements.
The social media star from a family of them, has been scamming fans for years. He spends a lot of money to try and keep it all suppressed, but the mainstream media is finally catching on and he doesn't have any place to hide any longer. People have lots a lot of money.
The one named permanent A list singer is always complaining about not being able to make the movie about her life. At one point, everything was in place, but she blew it all up. It is all of her own doing.
The former talk show host can say what he wants, but he sure does seem to take a lot of beatings in his life.
This future Hall Of Famer has made it clear he wants to run for President after he retires.
Aaron Rodgers
A freedom of information request proves something alleged in a book written a couple of decades ago. This book used to be hard to find but can now be found online.
The information pertains to the whereabouts of this foreign A++ lister at his peak during this horrendous event that we are almost at the anniversary for. He was in that city with a team of specialists supposedly part of ongoing training in US weaponry although they cut their trip short and went back to their country when the event happened. Ironically, when he was an A++ lister several decades later, he was also a victim of fatal violence.
The book shows that while theories about who was responsible for this event always involves two groups, there was actually a third group that coordinated the whole thing which was this country. The three letter agency was completely compromised by this country's agents and sympathizers and the chief financier of this illegal empire had also financed the weapons buying of this country. He belonged to the same belief system. They hated the A++ lister because he would not agree to give them a very powerful deterrent. They were also involved in what happened to a close family member. The next A++ lister happily went along with what they wanted.
Hopefully also, one day someone will investigate the murder of this A++ lister of a cold northern country a couple of decades after that. The country mentioned above collaborated with another country that was at the time a pariah state in his murder.
This frequently pregnant social media star who goes through men and baby daddies like water, has a new guy. Well, not a new guy, but another she wants to be with forever. His problem is that he can't have kids so can't be locked down by our influencer. Plus, he is using his fame to sleep with other women and even if the couple does make it down the aisle, it won't last. Our influencer wants another baby and is asking one of her exes to donate some sperm.
Katie Price
If you thought the disgraced superhero was in charge of their career, you would be wrong. It is their previous victim turned companion and those other women she has brought into the fold. They want to make sure the superhero only takes projects where they can all be with the former superhero and keep them under the the watch of all the women.
Ezra Miller
Most of the time, celebrities in a photo with the producer/wannabe rapper are just photos. When it comes to this foreign born fighter though, he was always a participant in the parties.
Conor McGregor/Sean Combs
The foreign born alliterate actor had trouble finding someone to partner with for an interview series, because most people don't like him.
Don't put it past the team of this A list singer/sometimes actress to make sure any negative press stories are about her co-star which keeps them distracted from the whole homewrecker thing.
The permanent A list "singer" wants to adopt her boyfriend's kids.
Britney Spears/Paul Soliz
This former A- list actor really did pick a bad week to drop a celebrity memoir. It is going to get crushed, despite the number of names he drops in the book.
You think the A list actor known for the devoted husband family man image despite having 2 families would know how to keep his lies straight
Speaking of keeping things a secret, this north of the border A++ lister brought a special friend with him to a big international meeting.
This former singing actress is trying to keep the rich guy she is dating, a secret. Apparently, he was abusive to his ex and our actress doesn't want anyone to know.
Apparently, this foreign born A- list singer is doing tina and that is not the name of a woman.
Our least favorite wannabe rapper/villain of the year has been sending private investigators to question or maybe even threaten any influencer/content creator that has made content about him.
Don't believe the hype. It was not the actress turned candle maker/snake oil salesperson who is Becky, it has always been and will always be our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer.
Gwyneth Paltrow/Rita Ora
This social media influencer has been doing social media since she could drive. Her views have been going down and the guy who strong arms women into doing DIY po*n convinced her she would be rich in a month and would never have to work again and would have enough money for her kid too. He takes 75% of the income and she is now being told that maybe she should start sleeping with men on film to make more money and maybe guys off camera too. Of course, he will take a cut of that too as a finder's fee.
This foreign born alliterate athlete had a private plane flight paid for him by one woman and used selfies from inside the plane to hit on two other women.
Tristan Thompson/Khloe Kardashian
This celebrity/reality star who is everywhere right now, is confirming what people have been saying for years about a Housewife's former spouse and how he is on the down low. Apparently, our celebrity was hit on by the guy.
Days after the blind item I wrote about this NBA player cheating in every city he has lived and his dutiful girlfriend sticking with him in hopes of becoming a wife, the A- lister did finally propose to his girlfriend. Maybe she learned something new in the blind.
Danny Green
The ginger haired one can't even name a song by the big donut singer. I do think it is very interesting that his seemingly new best friend was a cuck for so long. I guess it makes sense though when you think about it.
Biggest potty mouth is the mother of the celeb spawn from the previous BI, there are a number of bloopers from her most famous movie where she and her costars flub their lines. One flub from the same movie she flips the bird to someone off screen (That would make a great meme). She’s also the person who breaks up with laughter the most when one of her costars misses a line or does something goofy. One of the later blooper reels has the opening number from her last movie for the studio where she’s singing in the shower, and she breaks character when she looks into the camera, comes out of the shower topless and yells “what the fuck are you looking at!? get out of here you peeping tom!” and she saunters back to the shower with a towel like a burlesque stripper.
Judy Garland/Liza Minnelli/Wizard Of Oz/Summer Stock
A few months ago in this space, I said that this former tween/teen reality star turned singer turned celebrity wanted a baby with her new girlfriend and that it would be a horrible idea because they would split long before any baby was born. They have split.
Remember how the alliterate rapper who is a pawn of NFL owners said he hardly knew the producer/wannabe rapper and definitely never partied with him before? Yeah, that is not working out so well for him right now. The next thing you know he is going to be testifying in front of the grand jury.
If you are a rookie on "America's Team", you should probably get a paternity test because the thirsty woman much older than you, has been sleeping with others too.
The painter involved in the whole cheating scandal thing with the singer, is in a huge dustup with the guy she used to date who is old enough to be her great grandfather.
This serial cheating country singer is probably A- list. He also has a habit of getting women pregnant and forcing them to get abortions. Oh, and apparently, will sleep with a man if a woman is not around.
This pastor not only has a new girlfriend/possible wife, he has two of them. Apparently he wants a flock of women and his wife was standing in his way.
John Paul Miller/Mica Miller
This writer of a particular form who successfully moved into management told his friends the wannabe A++ lister would lose. He did have a casual relationship with her several decades ago. This was before his marriage and divorce to the A list actress with the reputation of being difficult and before his painful encounter with an exotic beast. What he primarily remembers about the wannabe A++ lister, who was also dating other people including her boss at the time, is during lovemaking she would often call out other men's names.
The marijuana feline is back in the UK recording her nearly finished album. Her former local born A- list actor hookup wants nothing to do with her and has been rejecting her advances. But she isn't giving up too easily.
Doja Cat/Joseph Quinn
The one named milk coffee drink didn't listen to her management. Now, she has a tour that is losing her millions of dollars. Play venues you can sell out, not those you want to be able to sell out.
Latto
This actress has a huge box office smash upcoming but keeps getting caught in the quicksand of bad quotes on her press tour. Now, she has gone after a slew of other actresses who did absolutely nothing wrong, other than trying to get a job.
Cynthia Erivo/Wicked
Among the documents hacked yesterday, is some previously undisclosed information about the foreign born "son" of the politician. Apparently, it is bonkers.
The killer brothers are beginning to realize they were just an election play toy used to distract.
They might have got older, but this actress/Grammy winner/nepo baby still hates the former tweener actress turned adult A- list singer who has struggled with substance abuse.
Miley Cyrus/Demi Lovato
This former singing actress and the actress/nepo baby are definitely getting people talking about whether they are a couple. That is not a coincidence. The singing actress could really use the publicity.
There were a lot of reluctant celebrities in attendance at one of the more recent coffee singer's concerts. Two of them are singers, who used to date back in the day. Their agency begged them to go and they did.
Apparently, the very fast rapper must not have to take drug tests as part of his pre-trial conditions because he would definitely fail one.
The serial abuser/rap*st singer is going after one of his former victims again. It is an A- list celebrity who has obtained restraining orders on the singer in the past.
This married A list actor from a very large franchise is currently doing a play. Doing stage door, no wedding ring, extra flirty with fans, lingers like he doesn’t want to go home. Could the divorce be back on? Marriage more open than ever? And why wasn’t wifey at the official opening night?
More? He has a full blown stalker. A fan is present for each performance. She sits at a bar across the street to watch him arrive, waits hours until the play is over, then stands in the same place when he comes out. He’s posed with her several times. Does he recognize her or not? What good is that bodyguard of his?
This A list foreign-born athlete who is very close to breaking a prestigious record has been promised a $10 Million USD gift from his leader if he hits the milestone. The incentive is a small price to pay for good press in a very influential media market.
This actress wanted to be an author so much that she bought a story from someone and is now out in public trying to defend its awfulness.
Kristen Bell
We usually talk about this southern Europe royal cheating, but this northern Europe (not UK) royal looks to be finally ready to ditch his PR nightmare of a wife with a teacher he met at an event a few months back.
The team behind this A+ list mostly movie actor has been reaching out to tabloids at the editor level making sure that no one refers to this B- list actress as his girlfriend or even mentions them in the same sentence. He is trying to distance himself from her actions as much as possible.
Brad Pitt/Alia Shawkat
This aging permanent A list actress got tired of hooking up with her daughter's ex, so started hooking up with his friend instead, but does pay him because he doesn't have a job.
This daytime talk show host says one thing out of their mouth, but for years, they were one of the behind the scenes reasons why another separate Pride parade had to be set up in south Los Angeles.
Ellen
This foreign born A- list actress had zero friends at the big glamour event this weekend. No one wants to be seen with her.
This permanent A+ list singer both in a group and solo had sex with multiple boyfriends before everyone decided she was waiting for the right guy. She had all the exes sign NDA's and then when one of them tried to talk about it anyway, it wasn't a lawyer sent to confront him, but two guys with guns. He never mentioned it again.
Beyonce
The only thing greater than her performance this weekend was the amount of coke the foreign born singer ingested.
It is amazing how this A list celebrity couple literally spends zero time at home with their kids. It is as if they don't even exist.
This permanent A list actress usually throws bashes for the foreign press when she wants their alliterate award. This time she is focusing all her efforts on Oscar gold and she thinks she is going to win. She is wrong.
It has been decades since this old, permanent A list celebrity has been called out for her BS and lies. It must be excruciating for her now. That is why most of her "friends" are employees or need a favor.
This just turned 18 social media star has horrible parents. We have known that since she was an early teen with the way they sexualized her for clicks. They have been banned multiple times from various platforms. Anyway, instead of just dumping her on OnlyFans, they want to auction off her first naked photos to the highest bidder.
The serial assaulter/statutory rap*st/snitch rapper has snitched again to get himself out of jail. He is going to end up dead.
Tekashi
Many decades ago, this rising star in this particular body he belonged to was being considered as sidekick for this wannabe A++ lister now deceased who had been in power for a long time and who was partly famous for a terrible personal sacrifice he had made. The rising star was ultimately rejected. This was due to the rumors that had always circled the rising star. He had been married once when he was young for a short period but more recently he lived with one of his employees who was out of the closet and had been often seen in a local gay bar. The three consonant channel even did a story on rumors of the rising star's sexuality. Immediately after being rejected, the rising start got married again and had children. He was again considered by an A++ lister but was again rejected. After that, the rising star became an A lister himself . First with a TV show then as an A lister in his particular part of the country and then he even tried to be an A++ lister himself. The gay rumors never came up again. Privately, he told friends that gay conversion therapy helped his career. That he owes his success to this.
The former NFL player's public statements about trans people certainly seem to conflict with his sexual preferences and who he looks for in a partner.
Le'Veon Bell
The frozen flavoring singer/rapper got some new implants to go with her weekly weight loss shot.
Ice Spice
It didn't take long for this three named actor to start hooking up with a co-star on the set of his new project.
Jeremy Allen White
Apparently, the alliterate one must read the blinds because she has forbidden contact between her lap dog and fortunate spice.
It was a very very very big payday that let this political forecaster walk away from their job for good. A very big payday.
This A- list mostly television actor did some morning television today. Of course his former co-star was video calling him while he was getting ready.
Tony Goldwyn/Kerry Washington
No one liked working with this foreign born A- list actress from at least one franchise. She always thinks she is better than anyone else. Now, that she has come out in support of the child mole*ter/pseudo incest lover, she will have even less support.
The one named permanent A list singer was all good for a Christmas streaming appearance until she saw all the glitches this weekend. Now, she isn't so sure.
I get if you are a Housewife and want to lie about having work done to your face or body, but the snack Housewife lying is just ridiculous. When you are actually sued by the nurse who took care of you afterwards, how can you say you have never had work done? This is why no one to this day believes the robbery story or that you didn't sleep with the Husband.
At some point, the significant other of the prime minister actor is going to stop paying all his bills.
Is dating an ex-con with other kids an upgrade from the last guy the airplane thriller actress dated. Apparently, that guy liked to go around beating homeless men.
I'm hearing a few rumblings about drama surrounding this Disney miniseries about a superhero. Apparently, the alliterate star of it is an a-hole to work with an no one likes them.
Apparently, the mother of the airplane thriller actress is not happy people continue to make fun of her daughter for the prisoner she chose to procreate with. What if they start making memes of the mom being a video vixen on the set of the murdered rapper's videos from back in the day? Would that be better?
Thank goodness this royal niece is being allowed to date who she wants. For a hot minute, her mom was trying to set her up with a very rich ex husband of one of her friends who just happened to be nearly three times the niece's age.
Why is the coffee singer already getting work done to her face? Who told her this was a good idea?
The A list everything in her mind celebrity really tried hard to get one of her ex's kids to go overseas with her, so they could be shown off.
Jennifer Lopez/Violet Affleck
An offspring of this former A list celebrity has lots of secrets she has spilled about the celebrity in the past. She is even more willing to do so now if the price is right.
Rosie O'Donnell
The foreign born A- list actor sure is committed to the fake relationship with the coffee singer.
Barry Keoghan/Sabrina Carpenter
The foreign born alliterate actor is more upset over a harmless comment than his wife being dragged by the media and the whole internet. The actor made sure to have his team have ‘sources’ complain about the comment to the media. His ego can’t take a joke so he’s furious.
Ryan Reynolds/Martha Stewart/Blake Lively
Speaking of #3, Former directors have also spoken out about this fame and money hungry actor and fans have rapidly turned their backs since he debuted his relationship with a controversial rapper, stating they feel let down that he shares her controversial views and accepts her behavior that is often at the expensive of marginalized communities and victims of assault.
Rumors of on set friction between this emperor soon-to-be superhero and costars on multiple sets have never been clearer. The legendary star of this latest blockbuster has praised all costars for their work apart from this emperor, and they have not engaged at all on this press tour nor premiere. Cast interviews have been extremely awkward, with this rising star wanting to be anywhere but there and unable to join in on the laughs, a far cry to press two years ago.
If the producer/wannabe rapper was out of jail, there would be a lot of people fearing for their life. He is getting worse.
Don't believe the hype. As much as the mouse house would love to say buh bye to this actress starring in an upcoming movie, they are not going to cut her out.
Speaking of the two finger trick, not since he was with the colored flower celebrity has this former A+ list rapper had someone as well versed with anal play as he does now with his significant other. The size of the strapons is supposed to be next level.
Speaking of A listers, this foreign born A list actor is being stalked by a woman that he slept with at a resort in Mexico. Apparently, the woman would like a repeat and our Emmy winner/nominee is avoiding her. He also hopes his girlfriend doesn't find out because she would tell the world about the two finger trick he loves.
Speaking of yoga, this married A list actress is paying her much younger teacher to have sex with her.
This long time A/A- list musician is all caught up in the yoga/meditation cult that everyone is discussing.
Considering how many of her colleagues dislike working with her, or disliked working with her, it isn't a shocker that this A- list reporter is accused of being unprofessional yet again.
Erin Andrews
Two things. The permanent A list "singer" says she has a new jewelry line coming out and showed off an example. However, that specific piece is already sold by a company, and it looks remarkably similar to that of a Housewife who also sells jewelry.
Britney Spears/Whitney Rose
This A+/A list actor's friends are really trying to convince him to stop seeing his long time girlfriend. They don't think she is good for him.
Keanu Reeves
This A list singer/songwriter has been talking about the gambling debts but doesn't deny he owes them.
Bruno Mars
The alliterate one likes getting handsy and very very friendly when she gets tipsy. It was kind of a shocker for those on the receiving end.
The former permanent A list athlete is looking for a way to finance his recent purchase by getting a network to buy him out of his contract for exactly what he contributed to the purchase. He is ready to bail on television, but wants some money first.
Apparently airplane thriller is not thrilled that people keep mentioning her baby daddy talks smack about her, frequently gets arrested, and that she met the guy through prison TikTok and that he has multiple other kids. Airplane thriller keeps threatening legal action, just for bringing up the truth she doesn't want anyone to know. Embarrassed? Ashamed? Scared the baby shower will have to be in a jail?
It looks like the only full sibling of the deceased permanent A list legend was killed by the same people that killed her brother, the permanent A list female singer and also the permanent A list singer/lover of children.
This still a teenager for another year has already been offered $1M by a cam company to get naked on her 18th birthday. It would certainly be a departure from the brand she has created the last few years.
JoJo Siwa (she didn't, but should have considering she basically did the same thing anyway, but for free and lost herself a bunch of money by doing it)
A new book being released next week, certainly does give the best reason yet why this former A+ list actor faked his own death so long ago.
Once again proving that this permanent A++ list celebrity cares only about herself and what is good for her, she announced a new campaign with a company that pays her many tens of millions of dollars. This was of course two days after the company fired thousands of employees over Zoom. Did the celebrity mention the workers? Nope. The only time she cares about anyone is if there are ratings to be had.
Oprah/Weight Watchers
The alliterate actor and his fan fic former co-star have really been playing up those rumors this week to get them both a much needed boost of publicity. Plus, the actress has been disappointed in her book sales and hopes this helps.
You can go after her for revealing it if you like, but the flowering financial institution did sleep with the permanent A+ list comic.
Azealia Banks/Dave Chappell
The reason why the foreign born one named singer is on a huge magazine cover without the rest of the group is because the rest of the group doesn't date the son of the guy who spends all those advertising dollars in the magazine and other publications under the same umbrella.
This foreign born alliterate actress has claimed she is sober. Se isn't and that is one of the factors that led to a recent job loss. Her partying and a daily 12 hour schedule just doesn't work.
Ruby Rose/Batwoman
I'm shocked the alliterate reality star hasn't gone to court to stop her ex from showing the reality star's naked photos to anyone and everyone. Maybe she likes it?
Speaking of creepy past movie and tv heartthrobs, Remember that little blonde from the 2000's who cheated on his girlfriend with a then 17 year old extra? and how he would later pick up this 17 year old from her school and attend her prom with her at his big age?
The small church singer didn't win any converts when she worked on a brand campaign a couple of months back. They won't be inviting her back.
A new show is revamping the whole switching moms in a house thing. This time around it is going to consist of over the top rich people who are either strongly left or right and switching them up.
Way back before the Oscar winner even released her album, I said it would win album of the year. According to secret ballots, she is in the lead. At some point, her inevitable gloating will come back to haunt her, but not yet.
This foreign born alliterate A- list singer thought she could get some traction on her unsuccessful latest project by name dropping this one named permanent A list singer as a fan. It didn't work because no one believed her.
Camila Cabello/Beyonce
This A Lister (#1) in his local area was vetted but not chosen by the recently failed A++ lister (#2) to be her sidekick. He had a romanticized profession (#3) before becoming an A Lister and his wife (#4) who is also a public figure was the victim of a traumatic event but the failed A++ lister’s team was able to get into his sealed divorce records and found that the A lister had been accused by his first wife of abuse including punching her in the face. They also filed restraining orders against each other. Also bad was the fact that the company the A lister had started was with investment from this adversarial nation (#5) and both he and his wife are still receiving payments from this nation.
There are plenty of other victims of the foreign born former A list fighter. They are just too scared to come forward.
Conor McGregor
It seems that governments in foreign countries are finally catching on to what I have been telling you about the money laundering streamer.
Netflix
This snubbed big game performer destroyed his brain with drugs and overdoses and can't remember the lyrics to his own music.
Lil' Wayne
The foreign born actor who was crazy rich at one point is the favorite to get the lead in the long long long running movie franchise.
Just because a fight is sanctioned, doesn't mean the fix isn't in. It is why the big gaming sites are not touching it.
It sounds like the political brothers enjoyed one last night with the alliterate A lister before they killed her shortly afterwards.
JFK/RFK/Marilyn Monroe
The alliterate one throws darts at a dartboard to find something that will allow her to leave the ginger haired one. Meanwhile, the products she picks are almost always GOOP like in their lack efficacy or just have a lot of behind the scenes problems. She is the person who is always getting in on the MLM too late to make any money.
Another day, another pageant contestant gone from this worldwide competition. This contestant says she was bullied by other contestants to the point she couldn't stay any longer.
This late night host has had this A list singer/sometime actress on his show bunches of time. This last time, he said it was like she was a different person he didn't even know.
This country, thanks to the Svengali is paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to get a bunch of A- listers to their country for an event. It is not so much that the A- listers will yacht, although some will. It is the impression that if they can go, than any IG model will say it is fine for them to go and will take a yachting gig that could cost them their life.
The relationship with the foreign born A list superhero and his supposed girlfriend has always been ridiculous to contemplate. It is completely getting out of hand now and their careers are going into the toilet over something that isn't even a real relationship.
This permanent A list singer is pitching a biopic on her life. The problem is that it won't have any dirt because she thinks she has led a perfect life.
I bet the former NFL player will say he thought he had an open relationship which is why he could have sex with the reality star's best friend.
Jay Cutler/Kristin Cavallari
Speaking of A listers, this A list mostly movie actress and her husband are not really even speaking any longer.
People seem to have totally forgotten that this A+ list mostly movie actor who had a turn through television this past weekend dated a 16 year old when he was nearly 30. Oh, and there was the 15 year old who he was hooking up with as part of an acting role, but also kept up off screen even though he was a decade older.
Brad Pitt/Juliette Lewis/Shalane McCall (she quit acting shortly after and never said why)
This A list actor/sometime director was drinking up a storm this week. Is that a good thing for him?
The former Housewife should probably know that the guy she is hooking up with has several others that he is hooking up with and each are about a decade younger than the former Housewife. Did she think she was the only one he was cheating with?
Emmy Awards
This A list mostly television actor on a hit network show was busted cheating on his wife two days ago by one of his Emmy nominated co-stars and he is trying to get her to not tell his wife. It made for a very awkward situation during the show.
Chris Noth
The muse singer is going to blame her most recent interactions on her substance abuse issues.
This married female celebrity chef and television personality just can't stop hanging out with guys who are not her husband. Our chef was at a club earlier this week and after flirting with a guy for 30 minutes and exchanging numbers they walked out separately, but got into the same car. I guess she could have been giving him a ride home, but her hands all over his body earlier in the evening would indicate some other activity.
Giada De Laurentiis
The death enabling rapper made his latest celebrity girlfriend find other women to take home with the couple. Her ex never would dream of asking her to do that.
We knew it was bad what the one named A- list singer was doing with her child. Apparently, though it is so much worse. Random men are sleeping with the very young child in her bed.
The female social media star once accused of sexual assault is now selling overpriced swimwear and seems oblivious about her past.
Looks like this former Idol contestant's memoir release date might get pushed back. Three chapters were red flagged by the publisher's legal team for revision and his team have been going back and forth about it for at least a month. He got caught using ChatGPT back in March and said he was struggling mentally with the content and hired a cowriter after that.
The alliterate one actually got turned down by the pap agency she usually uses. Everyone is turning against her.
Meghan Markle
This not that long ago deceased A Lister from a very important state who held two A list positions in his career was vetted by several A++ listers and wannabe A++ listers for the sidekick position in his long career. He was distinguished and competent but was never chosen because of one quirk he had – He documented everything he did in notebooks and by everything it was literally every action he took during the day. This included sex with his wife, masturbation, and going to the bathroom including descriptions of his bowel movements. These notebooks are now housed at his alma mater.
You would think Orange would be on her best behavior after the recent court filings. You would be wrong.
Jaime King
Now that the three named actress has come out, can we discuss the relationship she had with the vampire actress when the vampire actress was hooking up with someone else.
Chloe Grace Moretz/Kristen Stewart
Now that this music legend has passed, will his family publish the autobiography that names names and spills all the dirt like he wanted, or will they go the Lisa Marie Presley route and try not to offend anyone.
Quincy Jones
Speaking of a f you, the daughter-in-law wants the job, but the guy who gets to decide wants a little payback and is going to give himself the job.
This daytime actress says she wants to keep her job but did a big f you to the producers of her show. Not Kelly Monaco.
This foreign born A/A- list actor was all over multiple strippers at a south Florida strip club. His significant other was nowhere to be seen.
Sebastian Stan
Speaking of confirmation hearings, don't forget that the guy who would be the top enforcement official in the land is married to fortunate spice. Fortunate spice loves the ginger haired one, so maybe we won't get the visa stuff after all.
I wonder if the newly minted political A+ lister will wind up in hot water at his confirmation over the old allegations involving young girls. It was a pretty disturbing case.
The Svengali finally looks to be moving on from his long established group of followers. He has a new bunch lined up for next summer, and has some very big names.
A certain male lead in an upcoming drama also has some personal drama of his own. He was not at the big premiere in LA since his “wife” didn’t feel like been shown off to everyone as the happy wife when their marriage is on the rocks.
Apparently, this A+/A list actor is taking lessons from the now deceased permanent A list actress. Our actor, during sex just lays there smoking a cigarette while he makes his girlfriend do all the work.
The airplane thriller actress's baby daddy got arrested again. Well, she found him in jail, so maybe this will be good for them.
This social media star got what he intended when he pulled off a "stunt." Several dozen of his underage fans returned the favor so to speak and sent him nudes of themselves.
Supreme Patty
There is a cult located in a capital city in the US. It is their only location, or if it is not, it is by far their biggest location. The leader of the cult actually talked about applying for a small business loan because their business has been down. Their whole method of operation involves going to bars on a very famous street and snatching drunk college students and taking them back to the cult's "campus." Their method works surprisingly well. The name of the group sounds a lot like the source of drinking water. Anyway, with an annual festival canceled and the university closed, they have not been able to get "recruits." This has cost them a lot of revenue because the new recruits bring in the most money. It is a remarkable operation and finally the federal government is investigating them, but, hey try and grab some of that free money while they can.
Church Of Wells
I hope the ginger haired one wasn't counting on a bunch of extra money from the new edition of his book. Literally no one wants to buy it.
This foreign born model who will never be quite as famous as her sister was passed out on a bar floor last week. Doesn't really seem like a healthy thing to do.
Lottie Moss/Kate Moss
This A list athlete took her girlfriend to a recent event while leaving her "boyfriend" on his own somewhere.
Did the former A+ list athlete have his ex killed? It would cost a whole lots less than paying her for years to come.
Floyd Mayweather/Josie Harris
I don't think anyone guessed it would be the now deceased foreign born former boy bander who would be the first to be outed from that group.
Speaking of former Olympians, this one was told in no uncertain terms to not mention a certain A+ list singer in her book.
This former Olympian is running one of the largest sex trafficking rings in the US and no one seems interested in stopping her.
Speaking of former reality stars, this former bar star had only a fraction of the people invited, actually show up for an event she hosted.
This former Housewife was at an event this week and had a few drinks. She then started flashing a few people for laughs.
The foreign born A+ list athlete rushed his marriage so fast so people would stop talking about whether he was involved with gambling too. No one in the family had even met the wife.
Shohei Ohtani/Mamiko Tanaka
A number of decades ago, this very popular A++ lister did not want to pick his closest competitor as a sidekick. He did not like the guy personally, felt he was creepy, and did not like what he heard he had been involved in behind the scenes at the 3 letter agency he used to work at. However, his first choice was not interested so for unity’s sake the A++ lister chose the competitor as his sidekick. From the beginning, the A++ lister was aware the sidekick/competitor was running his own shadow government with different agencies and started to make plans to dump him and get a new sidekick when the next chance to be A++ lister came up. The sidekick/competitor found about this and decided to use the 3 letter agency program of turning people (often the mentally ill) into assassins to kill the A++ lister. They even had someone already set up whose parents were friends with the sidekick/competitor The plan failed although the A++ lister was seriously injured. There was no more conflict after that and the A++ lister even publicly helped the sidekick/competitor when he successfully tried to be an A++ lister himself.
Part of the campaign against the three named rapper/singer who was shot, is to set the stage for the very fast rapper to be released for shooting someone entirely different. They want the jury confused about things and whether people would lie about who shot them.
Megan Thee Stallion/A$AP Rocky
He could have spent the rest of his life in jail. Instead, this rapper was given the break of a lifetime. He is already blowing it. There is no way he won't be back in jail inside three months.
Young Thug
It is notable that the attorney of the man claiming he has seen tapes of celebrities at Freak Offs (but conveniently won't name the celebrities) doesn't actually believe said tapes exist. It is this kind of thing that distracts from getting monsters behind bars.
Courtney Burgess
This foreign born B+ list singer is just starting out in the industry. At a showcase for new artists last night, she was wasted and begging for coke and then took on two producers in a conference room. Crazy.
An employment agency is offering double and triple the normal salary for women to come work in a country as domestic helpers. The thing is though, they are going to be essentially sex workers to try and make sure workers sign on and stay to help build the city of the future that is really struggling right now to attract workers.
The pint sized actor loves when people talk about him. The thing is though, even he knows there will never be a sequel to the racing movie with him starring in it.
Tom Cruise/Days Of Thunder
It sure seems like the husband of the missing actress was involved in her disappearance.
The executives and stars on this cable channel should be more upset about the fact they are giving air time to someone high ranking in the celebrity cult and not about a prank that person pulled.
This should be disbanded family musical group is using their tours as a cover for their part in the drug and sex trades. There have been hints for years.
Despite multiple bombs, the insufferable actress/writer/director keeps getting high profile gigs she doesn’t deserve. The latest one though is perfect for her since it is about a fellow entitled, insufferable person now behind bars.
Everyone knows the alliterate rapper was a mainstay at Freak Off parties and he is being called out for saying he barely even knows the producer/wannabe rapper.
So, the airplane singing actress specifically wanted to be with someone who had been in prison before. Yeah, that is why this has all worked out so well for her.
This A list mostly movie actress was married to a permanent A list mostly movie actor. When the actor became terminally ill, his actress wife started having an affair with this permanent A+ list singer/sometime actor.
Lauren Bacall/Humphrey Bogart/Frank Sinatra
The film is great, that’s not untrue. Which is why something fishy is happening online when it comes to the colorful lights distributor behind the film starting their award season campaigning early. There are bots all over social media and comments on popular sites that keep saying the same wording with the same praise. Social media influencers getting invited to screenings then saying the same praise verbatim after to their followers. If most people think the film is great, why do this astroturfing campaign? Who is behind it, and is someone else working with the colorful lights distributor to make the film a slam dunk at the biggest awards event?
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor is someone all of you know even though he died so many decades ago. He never dated anyone over the age of 16, and used his fame to have sex with as many teens as he could. When they would get pregnant, he would force them to have abortions. One wife had to wait two years until she turned sixteen to marry him.
Charlie Chaplin/Lita Grey
The killer actor and his wife are not in a good place right now. He would go broke if they got divorced though. All of that child support.
Apparently the permanent A list "singer" had a social media post that was going to explain the decade old photo of her showing blood in a private area. She was going to say it was the result of an abortion. The people closest to her nixed that idea and wouldn't let her publish it.
Britney Spears
This A- list actress who has a huge movie reboot coming out soon, is not being nice to the crew where she works during the week. They all really hate coming to work and live for the days the understudy takes over.
In addition to not helping family members paying off debts she used to, this A/A- list singer/sometime actress is once again facing accusations her charity is just a personal bank account for the singer. I have talked about it before, but things are even worse than before.
Lady Gaga
Apparently, the initialed singer thought she was looking great, so called the paps to take some photos. She never does that.
The police were almost called to the home of this former A/A- list actress who has some mental health issues. Apparently she was trying to have sex as loud as possible in her parent's home and it was uncomfortable for all.
Amanda Bynes
Speaking of sleeping with siblings, this A- list actor got drunk and bragged about not only sleeping with the sister of an actress ex which we already knew, but also slept with a sister and then her twin the next night and got busted only when he tried to get them to do a threesome.
I wonder in the tumult of the divorce of the former A- list singer if the world will discover her ex slept with the sister of the singer.
With all the attention being directed towards this singing A- list actress because of a reboot, it is strange she continues to defend the producer/wannabe rapper.
This daytime host is day drinking which really can't be good for the work they need to do each day.
The cleaning actor still likes to pretend he is poor. He also obviously has zero idea about rent controlled apartments in LA and how they work.
Armie Hammer
The very wealthy friend of the old and new A++ lister has talked about bringing back into public service this very old independent thinker who twice sought to be an A++ lister. Years ago, when the independent thinker first joined this body, he was approached by representatives from this country who demanded he do certain things. They do this with every new member. The independent thinker wasn't necessarily against what they were asking but did not like to be bullied and told what to do. The following week, when the representatives of this country came back to this office, they were met with some people the independent thinker had hired - Well dressed members of this religion whose most famous leader was assassinated. They physically removed the representatives of this country. They did not bother the independent thinker again although they did try to torpedo his A++ lister attempts.
The drinking problem of the former athlete is sure to come up as this latest drama unfolds.
Jay Cutler
The foreign born alliterate singer puked all over the inside of the car she was driven home in after a drunken party.
Camila Cabello
This former A+ list rapper's assistant was arrested trying to smuggle drugs into a country for the rapper.
Kanye West/Japan
This non UK royal rushed through a bunch of appearances today because of a huge fight she had with her husband over new accusations of infidelity.
Why would a government agency seemingly stash a whole bunch of stuff they would seem unlikely to use in a location thousands of miles from where it would normally be used? It is as if someone knows a disaster is going to occur in the Midwest before it actually happens.
They didn't care about this A list celebrity when he was alive, but sure are greedy or his money after death. That is why they are going after the housekeeper who did nothing wrong.
Richard Simmons
Apparently, the tiny church singer hates being called out by publications that she dumped the one guy who believed in her for six years so she could get the shiny new toy. The shiny new toy will lead to new opportunities, but I thought she didn't want those?
The A+ list YouTuber is now hyping up his products to kids in a densely populated country where the age of consent is shockingly young. Seems on brand.
Speaking of offspring and legal troubles, the Housewife knows where her troubled offspring is, but law enforcement hasn't asked her yet.
The nepo baby/former celebrity who recently got into legal trouble had some horrible work done to her face.
The one named permanent A list celebrity can say whatever she want or use word salad to say she was not directly paid, but she got paid by the wannabe A++ lister.
The A- list television actress referred to in an upcoming book as making racist remarks is the actress who got into a fight with everyone on the singing show.
It does seem kind of strange that the A- list actress and her significant other are having a baby and don't even live together.
The former A- list mostly television actress from multiple shows was spotted with the abusive boyfriend and the brotherly hookup at a bar. Sounds about right.
Hayden Panettiere/Brian Hickerson/Zach Hickerson
This former A- list singer turned A- list actress/producer spent a ton of her own money to make sure her boyfriend got into the magazine issue devoted to sexy men. It was more for her than him.
This one named singer was gifted a producer and some tracks for her comments about a situation involving an ex which made it seem as if the ex actually was dating a reality star/model.
Tinashe/Ben Simmons/Kendall Jenner
This author is probably permanent A-list and is more famous for surviving a series of assassination attempts than for anything he wrote, much of which was unreadable. Anyway, he always had a lot of women around him when he traveled on speaking engagements back in the day. None of them were underage or anything, but his bodyguards still jokingly referred to them as his "harem."
This A-/B+ list actor/host was promised a big raise in his new contract on this network reality show for taking the company line.
Terry Crews/America's Got Talent (Gabrielle Union's firing)
This former A++ lister knows his name is going to come up in the trial of the disgraced producer. This is why people close to the former A++ lister have been trying to normalize the actions of the producer.
Bill Clinton/Harvey Weinstein/Hillary Clinton
This nepo baby/former A- list celebrity was offered the chance to watch her boyfriend's sexual conquests live or on video. She chose video. Do the women know they are being recorded and watched after?
This foreign born former A+/A list athlete turned influencer is about to start an OnlyFans because she is going broke.
The permanent A list "singer" really thinks she designed a jewelry line and it is available for sale. At first, everyone thought she was trolling, but she is serious.
Speaking of that new movie, one of the co-stars is pushing back at producers who insist she always wear a certain color on red carpets. Meanwhile, her co-star gets to wear exactly what she would normally wear on a red carpet.
Apparently, this website/social media team is not above rage baiting to make sure its posts get engagement and get shown more in algorithms. They ultimately took down the post, but not before they got what it wanted. It also wouldn't shock, if the marketing team from a big new movie was behind it too.
Another Halloween where the kids of the alliterate one stay locked inside the home.
Meghan Markle/Prince Harry
This foreign-born A-actor has been saying for about 20 years that he didn’t want any more children other than the one he had. 20 years after the first, he now has another two. This would not be strange at all if it weren’t for the fact that he was able to introduce his current partner, who was 5 months pregnant (although they didn’t announce it until two months later), at the premiere of the first season of the show that has made him famous with a fandom, and announced the pregnancy of the second one on the same day that the filming of the second season ended. So I wonder, what does he have planned for the end of the show? Will he announce the pregnancy at the beginning or at the end of production? Furthermore, our actor not only maintains controversial friendships, but as soon as he opened his account on a new network, his first move was to follow the creator of the show, recently separated from the project after multiple accusations of abuse.
If you would like to honor a friend/family member or tell everyone about your own service in the military or a first responder, please do so.
At this point, no one is sure why this foreign born A list singer and his actress wife are still married. They spend as little time together as possible.
Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman
This north of the border singer only uses bodyguards provided by the cult he belongs to.
Shawn Mendes
This foreign born A- list actor hates the show he is on, but is just trolling for a massive salary increase.
Lucas Bravo/Emily In Paris
This foreign long deceased Nobel Prize winner for a type of writing that is not prose often used three names. Despite religious themes in some of his work, he was a highly sexed individual. When he was an old man, he took part in a then controversial system of treatment which was to restore vitality. As a by byproduct of this for a couple of years, he had a permanent erection. He dealt with this by working as a translator on an island where he could get away with having sex with younger girls.
This deceased foreign permanent A+ list musician who was part of the most famous musical act of all time started a charitable organization that was based on using publishing royalties many decades ago. He did this because of the frustrating experience he had trying to organize a relief event for this Asian country. In the present, this organization is now being helped by a still living friend of the A+ list musician. This individual is A list himself especially when you consider the endless stream of hits he had a number of decades ago with a three named group and his later career as a successful songwriter and producer (including the A+ lister ). He is in the process of retiring and will be using his lucrative songwriting royalties to help feed starving people and other worthwhile ventures under the organization.
The performing sibling of the permanent A list "singer" still has her business affairs managed by the awful manager that destroyed her sister's life every chance she could.
Jamie Lynn Spears/Britney Spears/Lou Taylor
I told you about this A list athlete not too long ago. She should really be careful who she cheats on her boyfriend with. The heartbroken/bitter women she sleeps with and then proceeds to ghost have been talking lately
The CEO that hosts similar if not the same parties as the disgraced wannabe rapper/mogul every summer has been very quiet lately.
This A+/A list mostly movie actor recently tried the Hef special and had five women each take turns riding him.
The former adult start turned accuser of the producer/wannabe rapper has very tall tales of who she was trafficked to. Ask her for the details though and she has zero clue. It is nice to hear someone drop some names though, even if it isn't true.
This former A list singer from back in the day was told to take her act to casinos around the country. She said she was too big for that and wanted a residency that has now closed early because no one wanted to see her perform.
I told you when the former bird CEO and the permanent A list rapper started a company together that it was going to end up in a horrible mess. It is even worse than anyone suspected. People will be going to jail when the dust settles on this one.
This nepo baby turned nepo wife is being cheated on by her husband with a barely legal singer.
An escort of the foreign born former boy bander gave a present that police are looking for, to her boyfriend/pimp.
This A+/A list actor wanted no witnesses who speak English attending his own version of a freak off that he held last week.
The initialed rapper wants child support, meanwhile he is hitting on women online and throwing money at them.
The CEO off this charity did himself no favors with his new bosses. Now, the world has public confirmation straight from his mouth that his bosses are pretentious a-holes who think they are better than their employees.
Scott Moore/Invictus Games/Meghan Markle/Prince Harry
This foreign born permanent A list athlete feels like he has finally kissed enough butt to get himself a Knighthood. His equally high on the list wife gave up years ago even putting in an effort to get it.
David Beckham/Victoria Beckham
The team of the wannabe one named singer who used to be a two named tween reality star is so desperate for success that they are copying the whole vibe of this A+/A list singer. It won't work.
Kenzie/Mackenzie Ziegler/Dance Moms/Olivia Rodrigo
This foreign born A- list singer in a group is desperate for money which is why she needs a reunion tour so badly.
Mel B/Spice Girls
The failed with other people's money designer/singer wants to get investors for her kid's project. They will lose all their money on that one too.
The R&B collective tour is having a tough time selling tickets. Look for them to cancel the rest of their tour.
This actress/actor husband and wife pairing have been spending time with significant others, but have rallied because they know how many freak offs they attended and the wife is worried someone will come after her because of what she knows about the death of a rapper.
Apparently, this A list actor took a payment from a massive Super PAC and doesn't want anyone to know.
Bourbon is going to be the next big celebrity thing. One thing to know is that every celebrity is using bourbon from the same supplier. They are just throwing on different labels.
About a month or so ago, I explained here that the big donut was going to go after the initialed singer and her team. I also said it would cost him down the road for it. He is doubling down on the fakery of the industry and how numbers are manipulated every week.
The former NFL star obviously hasn't learned any lessons. He is partying even harder than he was when he got in trouble.
Because she doesn't write her own songs, and because people are holding her personal life against her is why the A list singer/sometime actress didn't get many Grammy nominations.
It was this A- list actress that was the impetus for a split between an actress offspring and her actor significant other.
Shailene Woodley/Zoe Kravitz/Channing Tatum
If the alliterate one and her husband do get divorced, it will settle once and for all if they really do have kids.
Meghan Markle/Prince Harry
The wannabe celebrity doctor is trying to coattail on the success of her higher on the list husband's podcast, but the doctor gets barely 100 listens each week to her own podcast.
Dr. Bojana Jankovic/Michael Weatherly
That new body horror movie did a good job at highlighting the industry's issues with women aging, if only the leading woman wasn't the same woman that made out with a child on camera.
The Substance/Demi Moore
The former wheelchair actor is going to get himself into deep trouble if he continues to keep giving money to the guy who will probably not even make it a year before being thrown back into jail for decades.
The manufactured singer should have just let it go. Instead, she has really crushed any chances of getting that Tony she had on lock.
The A+ list podcaster wasn't supposed to reveal what the celebrity CEO told him. Now, there will be all sorts of investigations.
The alliterate actress and one named actress just can't get over their animosity towards each other. There was hope a couple months ago for another season of the pay cable show, but that is not happening any longer, at least with the cast you know.
This foreign born mostly movie non-lead actor recently became the Internet's new darling thanks to a TV show based on a very popular book. He's been on this site before, he's dated some of Hollywood's most beautiful women, but hasn't always been on his best behavior. His most recent relationship came as a shock to many, and then along came the life event. But for those who follow him closely, it seems like he has a definite type, and just got a little sloppy. Doesn't seem to have stopped him though. If he's behaving that way in public, what's going on behind the scenes?
Joshua Jackson/Little Fires Everywhere/Jodie Turner-Smith/Cheating
No one would fess up to inviting the former Housewife to a premiere where she tried to suck up all the fame oxygen of the event.
Considering he slept with someone other than his wife at the party last year, and that the foreign born permanent A list singer was also in attendance, it shouldn't surprise anyone that the one named permanent A list singer just did a quick meet and greet and was gone from her husband's annual shindig.
Jay-Z/Beyonce/Rihanna/Roc Nation Brunch
I give the tiny church singer a lot of grief sometimes, but apparently last night was a superstar on and off the "stage." Just was totally on her game. The late night gig seems to have given her new life.
Grammy Awards
Which one named musician and Grammy winner and recent defector of that cult had bodyguards with him when he arrived because he thought his limo was being followed by cult goons, probably sent by his still in the cult ex?
Beck/Scientology
I am a huge supporter of the podcaster/poultry lover, but the numbers she says she was offered to stay quiet seems super high. It is nearly what the producer/wannabe rapper paid out to the victim who brought him down, and that was multiples worse.
This celebrity offspring who is probably B/B- list is third place in her family as far as being on the list goes. She also was going to try and smuggle drugs on a recent international flight until she told the person she was with, who grabbed them and threw them away in the airport.
Noah Cyrus
If you think the alliterate reality star cares at all about public perception of her or what she does, then you just have not been watching her over the last decade. She looks out for her and nothing else.
You have never seen a more disinterested set of people than when the alliterate one and her husband made a recent appearance.
An associate of this permanent A list rapper recently ended up dead. The dead associate was in charge of a set of off the record books.
I have told you in the past that this award organization manipulates nominations. They don't manipulate awards, but they will throw nominees in and leave others out, just to balance things or to get people talking. Such is the case with one of the country music nominees.
Do you remember the kid the three named for model adopted a few years back to try and keep her husband out of jail? Where exactly did the child disappear to?
This former A+ list rapper thinks someone is going to give him a bunch of crypto which is why he put in an offer on a house. They aren't.
Kanye West
#1 - The expert with a thick accent and weird facial features from several decades ago who worked with the winning A++ lister with risky sexual behavior pioneered getting ahead of a negative story by dropping a phony story that discredited any future stories. The failed A++ lister’s team did that this cycle creating an X account that supposedly dropped an expose about the behavior of her sidekick towards young men in a previous job. The story was discredited but the real rumors are out there. The failed A++ lister’s team did buy the silence of some of the sidekick’s victims and some live in foreign countries.
#2 - No, it wasn’t your imagination. The current A++ lister really did hate and bear a grudge against his sidekick largely driven by his wife. The dress she wore of a particular color recently was their final comment. It reached the point where some of his staffers were giving intel to the old and new A++ lister to undercut the sidekick.
#3 - The spouse of the old and new A++ lister was supposed to be free after this campaign. That was the deal. She had a contract, money, and property. However, there was a loophole. If the A++lister won again, she had to stick with him for his term. She did not expect him to win so now she is stuck.
#4 - Someday someone should write an expose on the connection between the family of the former A++ lister who very visible this cycle scolding people and the three letter agency. His stepfather met his mother through a university program funded by them. Later, they lived in their stepfather’s home country while the stepfather took part in mass murder sponsored by the US government and connected to the three letter agency. Going further back, his grandfather was a member of the organization that preceded the three letter agency during the biggest conflict of the last century.
Who are you voting for in song of the year?
“A Bar Song (Tipsy)” by Shaboozey
"I hate pretending that I care about what they are saying." An A/A- list singing actress right before doing another interview for her latest project.
Anna Kendrick
The problem the A list everything in her mind celebrity faces is that no one wants to sell her any good songs because they know her album won't sell.
Jennifer Lopez
This future Hall Of Famer has made it clear he wants to run for President after he retires.
This former child/tween/teen/adult actress pays the bills for one of the largest satanic churches in the US.
I wonder what the producers of the cooking show will do when the three name actor and his co-star inevitably break up. I'd be willing to bet the co-star will be written off or maybe even killed off.
The Bear/Jeremy Allen White/Molly Gordon
This frequently pregnant social media star who goes through men and baby daddies like water, has a new guy. Well, not a new guy, but another she wants to be with forever. His problem is that he can't have kids so can't be locked down by our influencer. Plus, he is using his fame to sleep with other women and even if the couple does make it down the aisle, it won't last. Our influencer wants another baby and is asking one of her exes to donate some sperm.
If you thought the disgraced superhero was in charge of their career, you would be wrong. It is their previous victim turned companion and those other women she has brought into the fold. They want to make sure the superhero only takes projects where they can all be with the former superhero and keep them under the the watch of all the women.
Another day, another accuser who says the one named DJ recorded her having sex without her consent.
One of the accusers of the producer/wannabe rapper who can't even find a lawyer to take her case is going to end up dead. She is trading drugs for appearances on YouTube channels and also sex. She is a mess.
This A list actor is debating canceling his play or at least dropping out. He knows there will be protestors inside and outside every night.
Most of the time, celebrities in a photo with the producer/wannabe rapper are just photos. When it comes to this foreign born fighter though, he was always a participant in the parties.
This alliterate actress every single one of you know for a character she played might not actually know her name. She was nominated for an Oscar, but not for the character you all know. She was married once to someone really important to the history of entertainment. Apparently our actress, after her husband died, decided to join two other women and live together as a throuple. She was secretive about it, but the other two were open, even though it was nearly a century ago.
Billie Burke/Glinda/Flo Ziegfeld/Dorothy Arzner and Marion Morgan
The significant other of a foreign born singer has been hooking up with an alliterate celebrity all of you know. Anything to make the deal happen.
This A- list three named actress who took a break before coming back even stronger has quietly been donating hundreds of thousands of dollars of her own money each year to fund after school programs and free day care for homeless kids on weekends so their parents can work when many day care centers are closed.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
This A+ list YouTube star is facing even more accusations and has discussed shutting down his channel.
Golden Globes
This A list superhero came to the rescue of a couple who had accidentally left a party with a no reentry policy. They were being denied and the superhero begged and pleaded and cajoled until the couple was allowed back in.
Chris Evans
This WNBA player who usually, but not always starts, has a secret OnlyFans where she doesn't show her face.
Golden Globes
Actual physical violence at an after party as this A+/A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee said something to another man and got punched right in the gut so hard that the actor dropped to his knees.
Joaquin Phoenix
This pastor not only has a new girlfriend/possible wife, he has two of them. Apparently he wants a flock of women and his wife was standing in his way.
The ginger haired one now knows his visa application will be revealed for all to see. He is just fighting to keep some of it redacted.
This foreign born A/A- list actor is supposedly dating a singer. Tell that to the university student he was hooking up with this week.
This foreign born A list actor is a great promoter of a certain country because of how much time he has spent there with yachters.
This possible killer is talking. She knows more about sex trafficking and Hollywood than just about anyone. She knows what all the A listers like and how young they like them.
Jasveen Sangha
This musician was big in the 1960's. Big, as in A- list. He was in a group that had a couple of top 5 hits, including a #1. The other hit wasn't really their own so to speak. Our musician's band shared an iconic name with something else in pop culture. Our musician was always very strange when it came to revealing details about himself whether it was his age or why he carried multiple sets of identification. There was a rumor when the band was touring heavily in the 60's that our musician had killed a groupie during a sex session that turned violent. After quitting music, he married someone who was also in the music business. Their job was to travel around the country and the world looking for new groups to sign. They were very influential. I suppose it is just a coincidence that in several of those cities they stopped at to visit clubs and see bands that several times female patrons of said clubs turned up dead. Did he do it? Did his wife help? It is interesting that he never wanted kids because he said he was too impulsive and couldn't control his bad side.
The manufactured singer who is a lock for Tony is spending time with someone other than her long time significant other.
Nicole Scherzinger
Between the meds, the booze, and the bad work, the A list singer/sometime actress is unrecognizable, and not in a good way.
Lady Gaga
Speaking of offspring, it looks like things are over for the A- list actor who kept a fake accent going for way too long and his celebrity offspring girlfriend.
Austin Butler/Kaia Gerber
The former wife of a certain G7 A++ lister has been making the rounds with interviews over the last several months, mostly about a book that she published not long ago. Gone unmentioned so far is the fact that her ex-husband cheated on her at talk-of-the-town levels. I wonder when that will come out.
The marijuana feline is back in the UK recording her nearly finished album. Her former local born A- list actor hookup wants nothing to do with her and has been rejecting her advances. But she isn't giving up too easily.
The foreign born superhero needs his "girlfriend" right now because he is counting on her to sell his beer for him. No one cares about anything he does.
Tom Holland/Zendaya/Bero
The one named milk coffee drink didn't listen to her management. Now, she has a tour that is losing her millions of dollars. Play venues you can sell out, not those you want to be able to sell out.
This actress has a huge box office smash upcoming but keeps getting caught in the quicksand of bad quotes on her press tour. Now, she has gone after a slew of other actresses who did absolutely nothing wrong, other than trying to get a job.
They might have got older, but this actress/Grammy winner/nepo baby still hates the former tweener actress turned adult A- list singer who has struggled with substance abuse.
The serial assaulter/statutory rap*st/snitch rapper has snitched again to get himself out of jail. He is going to end up dead.
The singing princess didn't seem to care their child was being exploited online by her ex until wasn't seeing any money from it any longer.
The former NFL player's public statements about trans people certainly seem to conflict with his sexual preferences and who he looks for in a partner.
It has been nearly three decades since this promising B list mostly television actor died of AIDS. He never got to see the project that would have given him his big break. He contracted the disease because of that manager/industry protected pedophile who passed around the actor and many others. Somehow that manager is still alive and is still being protected by the industry/union to which he belongs because they don't want to admit culpability or be forced to pay if sued.
Merritt Butrick/Marty Weiss
This foreign born A- list actress was screaming in pleasure in her trailer on a set. It was not her husband that was making her scream.
This disgraced director who makes movies really quickly and probably set a record of the number of women who can be harassed in a lifetime is still doing it. He says he is casting a movie. The casting process involves him sleeping with any woman who auditions and is up for it. There is no movie.
James Toback
The frozen flavoring singer/rapper got some new implants to go with her weekly weight loss shot.
Our celebrity CEO has been drunk/drug dialing his actress ex. Apparently he saw pictures of her with her new boyfriend and said he could buy and sell that guy all day long and needs to come back to our CEO. When the actress asked about the girlfriend of the CEO, he called the girlfriend a not so kind word and also said she was useless. Nice.
Elon Musk/Amber Heard/Grimes
It turns out there was yet another woman that the foreign born former boy bander had unprotected sex with after his girlfriend departed. This one, he didn't pay for.
In from the big media grapevine...
This one concerns not him but one of his fellow alums - they have a lot in common, just not the allegations. You see: the alum has a story of his own. While serving in this one capacity in high school, one of the men was frequently so drunk that he mistook the boy for a girl. On one occasion, in an elevator of the famous building, he touched the boy's chest. "You're late," he said, "but I like that." Another time, weeks later, he saw the boy waiting for a ride home. He pulled to the curb. "You need a ride, honey?" "No sir," the boy replied. Smart on his part. It was never a good idea to get into a car with this one.
Ted Kennedy/Neil Gorsuch
It didn't take long for this three named actor to start hooking up with a co-star on the set of his new project.
This A- list mostly television actor did some morning television today. Of course his former co-star was video calling him while he was getting ready.
This foreign born A list actor, loves to hide in public dressed as a woman. His wife finds it disconcerting.
The A list everything in her mind celebrity really tried hard to get one of her ex's kids to go overseas with her, so they could be shown off.
This foreign born A- list actress is pregnant again. She knows her ex is going to trash her publicly when he discovers she is.
The murdering rapper bought a key to the city. The key was snatched back, but the money the mayor got both publicly and privately is not going anywhere.
Lil Durk/Chicago/Brandon Johnson
This A lister in his particular part of the country which is/was a very competitive area will be done this cycle in his current position. The first time he won he beat someone who already had the position. One of the people seeking his position who lost yesterday was a complete lunatic. He was earlier approached by the now failed A++ lister to be her sidekick but said no as he had his eye on another job - top enforcement officer under her as he assumed she would win. A miscalculation on his part.
The feds are taking a really close look at the serial woman beater/ra*ist/A- list singer. He is next on their list.
Chris Brown
The sibling of the permanent A list singer's drug problems are nothing compared to what her offspring is doing to the family name right now.
Solange Knowles/Beyonce/Daniel Julez Smith Jr.
This A- list actor doesn't really care about seeing his kids more, he just wants to pay less child support.
Jesse Williams
Bold moves from the lowkey foreign born A- actor invoking his longtime wife and using her for movie promo while still fooling around. He should be careful. All it takes is a photo or two to bring that devoted husband image down.
The designs have already been set into motion. They were there before but now it’s go time. There's even a code language. The second in charge and his funder are preparing to take out the winner and have the second in charge replace him. It has to be a health issue, which makes the plot all the darker. Es tu?
The directionally challenged rapper is hooking up with someone who can get him into the higher end yachting world.
French Montana/Sheikha Mahra
The foreign born superhero is upset at the results. it means he won’t get his award season nominations, including the big one. The professional girlfriend saw the writing on the wall before and wants to reconnect with the foreign born A list singer on tour who the state actress is desperate for him to take back.
Speaking of fake relationships, this A list singer from a group sure has muted all of the gay talk by having a "relationship" with an actress.
An offspring of this former A list celebrity has lots of secrets she has spilled about the celebrity in the past. She is even more willing to do so now if the price is right.
The foreign born A- list actor sure is committed to the fake relationship with the coffee singer.
One of the reasons why this north of the border former A+ actor doesn't like to appear in public is a few rounds of botched plastic surgery this year.
The foreign born alliterate actor is more upset over a harmless comment than his wife being dragged by the media and the whole internet. The actor made sure to have his team have ‘sources’ complain about the comment to the media. His ego can’t take a joke so he’s furious.
The husband of a west coast Housewife spent part of the day yesterday opening presents with his mistress and her kids.
Tom Girardi
The K-pop star I mentioned yesterday who is transitioning, has now gone into hiding. Apparently, fans discovered who it was fairly quickly and found out where the star was staying so they ditched it and found a new place to go.
