Today's Blind Items - American Pie

This American political A+ lister had a major scandal nearly derail his career. He only skated away due to blatant corruption. All of his obituaries mentioned it. What none of them mentioned is that at one point he kept a pimp on his staff, whose job it was to find young women for his boss to screw. He really was a disgusting person. What drags everything down even deeper is that this permanent A lister was a blood relative of our political A+ lister and also included a pimp in his staff, who was assigned the job of procuring secretaries, interns, or campaign volunteers for his boss's debauched enjoyment. There is evidence to suggest that he didnt care about consent. Must run in the family.