Today's Blind Items - The Strippers

There was a reason this foreign born A list comic/host all of you know was the most popular person in his high school, at least as far as the guys went. Our comic/host had unrestricted and unregulated access to countless strippers. His family owned a strip club and by the time he got to middle school, his friends always wanted to come over. You see, the family home at one point was also where the strippers performed and some of them stayed while visiting town. By the time high school rolled around, the amount of friends coming each weekend dwarfed the paying guests to the point that the friends had to visit only on Mondays or Tuesdays which also happened to be the day the traveling strippers left town and new ones came into town for the week. Those high school kids that had cars could have got paid for driving strippers to the next town, but often got paid in other ways.