Sunday, July 21, 2024

Blind Item #6 - Reader Blind

A secret meeting about the Nip/Tuck female rapper’s album took place this week and her bosses don’t think her fans are motivated enough to keep it on the charts. All of the following things have happened since she made her first single and album. One Trump presidency. One election. One Biden presidency. Another election. Covid 19. Ice Spice graduated from high school. Three Doja Cat albums. The start and end of Tekashi 69’s career. Two Rihanna babies. Two Dua Lipa albums. The start and end of Marvel Phase 4. Four Janet Jackson tours. The end of Game of Thrones. Five Beyoncé albums. Tory Lanez’ trial, imprisonment and court toupee. Two Bad Boys movies.  Daniel Caesar’s cancellation. Donald Trump’s assassination attempt. Five seasons of Baddies. One Royal Wedding. The death of OJ Simpson, 10 Taylor Swift albums and re-releases, Club Shay Shay, six seasons of Power, Seven super bowls, Angel Reese’s high school graduation, one Pink Pantheress, and 14 Tyler Perry movies. The people who signed her are embarrassed and the moles are talking. That’s why she was so rattled this week. A publicity stunt is scheduled for the first week of August.

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