Part One and Two can be found here.
Shortly after our Housewife divorced, she rushed to the altar to marry the A lister in his field. By this time our Housewife was a coke fiend and it shouldn't be a shocker that her husband was too or that all their friends were or that there was free coke for all at their wedding reception. For the next year, he was off doing his A list thing while our Housewife continued to work, but also continued to do a lot of coke. It was judged that she probably did more coke than anyone else in the world at the time because she was getting it for free whenever she would sleep with someone and she could afford to pay for it too. There was no one she wouldn't sleep with if coke was involved. This of course made her husband less than thrilled and he decided to end things with his wife after barely a year of marriage. He publicly discussed her affairs and her coke use and she retaliated by burning all of his clothes. So, she decided to move on and ended up hooking up and then living with a new guy while she was still married. That is for part four though.
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