Saturday, December 30, 2023

Your Turn - Sponsored By This Trivia Question

This holiday movie released in the past two decades stars six Oscar winners, including three that have won multiple Oscars. There are two scenes in the movie which star two winners one on one in each scene. In addition to the winners there are two other Oscar nominees in the film and eight Emmy winners separate from any of the Oscar winners/nominees.



Blind Item #8

This actor stars in a Netflix remake of this hit classic movie. The trouble is that this undercover star is accused of grooming and raping trans teenagers in New York . A lawsuit is brewing and the streamer will have to explain how much it knew about the assaults.



Blind Item #7

This former A+ list rapper really needs to lay off the coke. It is making her completely paranoid. It wouldn't shock me if someone close to her tried to put her into a conservatorship. 



Blind Item #6

The lawsuit filed by the former A list "singer" turned judge will not be the last against the bosses of several shows.



Blind Item #5

This feline Pop star is “clarifying” her stance on white supremacy now after a warning from her label. Data pulled from her last album revealed that she’s lost a lot of her audience and their money.



Blind Items Revealed #4

December 22, 2023

The allegations against the producer/actor/mogul must not bother the alliterate one and her husband since they used the mogul's jet on a recent international trip. 

Tyler Perry/Meghan Markle/Prince Harry/Costa Rica 



Blind Items Revealed #3

December 22, 2023

It is remarkable that right after the world started talking about the furniture company smuggling children that it suddenly became profitable. You would think the opposite would occur.

Wayfair



Blind Items Revealed #2

December 21, 2023

The former singer already got the big bucks. Now, she turned over what she believes is evidence about several deaths involving a mogul. I'm hoping for information about his dead ex.

Cassie/Sean Combs/Kim Porter



Blind Items Revealed #1

December 21, 2023

This former Disney actor turned A- list adult actor is never going to look the same after that horribly botched work done to his face.

Zac Efron



Blind Item #4

One way that you can be sure that everyone knows the internet political talk show host is closeted, is that he was just called out by the recently disgraced former politician.




Blind Item #3

This former late night actor not named Pete, tried to kill himself a few days before Christmas.



Blind Item #2

This A list singer/sometime actress is continuing to struggle. So, of course it makes sense that she is going to start selling a line of products that are really just a MLM scam.



Blind Item #1

This late night host needs to be more careful with his financial information when he is at a party and under the influence.



Friday, December 29, 2023

Blind Item #13

The recent reveals of dad are not doing any favors for the "origin" story of the A+ list singer. She needs to leak some pictures of a chapel in Las Vegas to get the narrative to change.



Blind Item #12

This barely legal teen says she is pregnant with the baby of this dead A lister. 



Blind Item #11

This foreign born former A list actress who got naked a lot, used to always talk about being a vegetarian but there she was eating a cheeseburger at a restaurant but trying to hide it.



Blind Item #10

It's amazing how the super pint sized comic actor happened to have paps front and center while he was out on a date with his wife. They have never been there before. 



Blind Item #9

The former bar star needed a little help over the endorsement finish line from the weight loss shot.



Blind Items Revealed #5

December 21, 2023

Considering the creepiness of his own relationship, it isn't shocking the foreign A++ lister supports the serial rapist/sex offender actor from his own country.

Emmanuel Macron/Gérard Depardieu



Four For Friday - Strange Hookups

#1 - This A list royal and his niece. Technically, if you ask her, she will say she just watched him with his girlfriend at the time, but she did hookup with the girlfriend and then later had sex with a bodyguard in front of the royal.

#2 - This A list mostly movie actor from multiple franchises is an Oscar winner/nominee. He hooked up with his best friend's ex when they were on a break.

#3 - This former network reality star winner who is now A list and this current Housewife.

#4 - This foreign born permanent A list model and this former A list musician/sex tape star who helped her score some heroin.



Your Turn

The thing/event that made you the most happy this year.



Blind Items Revealed #4

December 21, 2023

Yes, the superhero movie that takes place underwater is going to bomb. But, the reason there is no premiere, and instead fan events, is because that way no questions can be asked by reporters about the A- list actress.

Aquaman/Amber Heard



Blind Items Revealed #3

December 21, 2023

This disgraced vlogger accused of grooming and other horrible things involving minors, is trying to get pregnant again. She thinks it will help out her pageviews. 

Colleen Ballinger



Blind Items Revealed #2

December 20, 2023

It only took three or four years before the media finally decided to call out the A+/A list mostly movie actor and his incessant yearly Oscar campaigns. 

Bradley Cooper



Blind Item #8

It is interesting that this A list actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee and is the face of a brand that recently got hammered for their sexualization of kids, posted a bunch of photos of herself which could be taken the same way. It could also be she was feeling extra thirsty that day. A fire hose couldn't quench her thirst.



Blind Item #7

This once part of a group rapper is now solo and needs album sales. How convenient that he and his higher on the list wife who said she is leaving him, show up to a store that just happens to have one of the biggest influencers from China also there. Pictures and hashtags and a plug to buy the album all over the Chinese influencer's social media.



Blind Items Revealed #1

December 20, 2023

With award season upon us, the alliterate director needs to try and clean up her mess which is why she got married. She is hoping people will focus on that and not that she took her married boyfriend who is now her husband on vacation while the boyfriend's wife gave birth to their child.

Greta Gerwig/Noah Baumbach/Jennifer Jason Leigh



Blind Item #6 - Reader Blind

Young A list singer hooking up with her married bodyguard doesn't want her squeaky clean image ruined as she preps for a career-changing year so she took full advantage of the conveniently positioned paparazzi outside a random NJ gas station and is milking the photos for as long as she can. Contrary to popular belief, she's not the only beard in this very public pairing.



Blind Item #5

This A- list comic/actor/host is in heaven. None of his most recent girlfriends were at all interested in pegging him.



Blind Item #4

This former morning show anchor already found a replacement for his current significant other. This is going to get super messy.



Blind Item #3

Obviously, this former A+ list rapper has some issues which force him to try IVF with women. His current object wants no part of another of his reproduction experiments or him in her life forever.



Blind Item #2

The two color group as you know it is done. There will be one or two members who will be convinced to stay, but the original is over.



Blind Item #1

This foreign-born male rapper/singer not in a wheelchair could comfortably sell out theatres, but overplayed his hand by booking arenas. Now he’s pretending technical issues led to his tour being postponed, and not poor sales.



Thursday, December 28, 2023

Blind Item #13

This one named singer has always hated her son's wife. Now, she gets to say it publicly. It will be interesting to see whether the wife does anything legally to challenge the singer.



Blind Item #12

The A list everything in her mind celebrity had to buy her way up the pap line this week. She was told she was going to have to wait a few hours because they were busy, so she tripled their fee and had them come immediately.



Blind Item #11

Once again the Housewife wants the world to think she is losing all this weight from diet and exercise and not a shot. 



Blind Item #10

This death house might have been demolished, but workers took a bunch of pieces home with them to sell online.



Blind Item #9

Well, we got to hear the newborn baby cry. At some point, you would think the singer turned actress and her significant other would mention it, but if they don't, then good for them for not exploiting the birth for clicks and thirst quenching.



Blind Items Revealed #5

December 20, 2023

The boy bander/solo singer who is married to an actress still has not bought a new house with his wife and it has been months since they sold their house. Just another sign they are headed to the split announcement right after Christmas. 

Nick Jonas/Priyanka Chopra



Today's Blind Items - Forewarned

 Back when artists didn't use chatbots to write their songs, the band fronted by the foreign born permanent A- lister brought out one, which remains a cult classic. You probably know it, or at least know that it inspired the name of a popular US band. The story at the time was that it was about the idiocy of DJs at the public broadcaster in the band's home country. The lyrics leave you in no doubt as to how the band felt, about these DJs. There has been a lot of speculation recently, that it was written specifically about the most notorious DJ the broadcaster employed.

It was. During an appearance by the band on a show the serial pedophile was presenting, the A- lister saw him walking into his dressing room with a very underage girl. He feared the worst and this was confirmed when he could hear the girl screaming at him to get off her. Like so many before him, he reported the matter to the show's producer and his claims were laughed off. He was so furious that he wrote the song right there in the studio with his guitarist. The original lyrics were way more explicit about the subject, but the band wanted to hear the public broadcaster play it with no idea as to what the song was really about.



Your Turn

 The best movie you saw this year.



Blind Items Revealed #4

December 20, 2023

This foreign A++ hitmaker played a key role in turning this A+ singer into an A++. To return the favor, the hitmaker asked for permission to use a small part of the artist’s catalog for his passion project. Every singer the hitmaker worked with agreed to use pieces from their catalog. Except this one.  

Max Martin/Taylor Swift/& Juliet



Blind Items Revealed #3

December 19, 2023

There are volumes of books and plans that have been put together over the years for what to do when this celebrity offspring turns 18. That day is fast approaching.

Suri Cruise



Blind Items Revealed #2

December 19, 2023

Nothing much has changed from the time this former A list mostly television actress from multiple shows had her co-star fired and today, many years later. The former A lister still likes the spotlight all to herself and has made a career of throwing people under buses to make sure she gets all the attention.

Alyssa Milano/Shannen Doherty



Blind Item #8

That was quite the spin the A- list alliterate actress and her recent co-star put on their romance. All just for marketing. 



Blind Item #7 - Kindness

This former A list entertainment host who still works a red carpet from time to time has become almost a permanent kindness. She visits a hospital regularly alone in the early morning, give out cupcakes and talk with patient’s families who are going through cancer battles.



Blind Items Revealed #1

December 19, 2023

I wonder if last month when we saw the iconic legendary foreign born former A+ list singer was the last time we will see her in public. She is not doing well.

Celine Dion



Blind Item #6

This 90s SNL cast member and current B stand-up was asked politely by casino staff to close the door to the greenroom if he wanted to do cocaine.



Blind Item #5

Is it really spending one on one time with your kid at a theme park if you are on your phone the entire time. Even during rides. This alliterate reality star just did it for the publicity.



Blind Item #4

Most directors like to stay behind the scenes and out of the spotlight because that’s what most storytellers behind the camera do. Not this alliterate director who is award season thirsty. The director wants to also be a huge star. The director now calls the paps at least once or twice a week and is scheduled to land their third Vogue cover right before the Oscar show. 



Blind Item #3

This north of the border actor got some work done to his face for award season. It looks unfinished though and he should go back and try and get it fixed.



Blind Item #2

How the rapper came up with his recent "apology" reminded me of how musicians are using AI chatbots to write their lyrics now, something that even extends to cover versions. A short while back, this A- list band brought out a cover of a classic song about burning current issues, with updated lyrics. This cover has been universally panned, with most criticism aimed at its questionable rhyme choices and omission of a certain recent event that affected absolutely everyone on earth. The band have tried to explain it away, but in reality they just told a chatbot to update the lyrics and didn't bother to edit what came out in any way. Look up the lyrics with this in mind and it becomes obvious.



Blind Item #1

The tour promoter for this foreign born former A+ rapper is taking no chances. They purchased an ironclad cancellation policy for their tour insurance in the probable scenario the rapper bails on dates.



Wednesday, December 27, 2023

Blind Item #13

This former late night actor set up a whole thing with his kids prior to doing it. His PR team already gave heads up to some tabloids so they could watch for it to happen. 



Blind Item #12

This A+/A list mostly movie actor flew three women to the country where he is staying with his family for vacation. Three? He must be spending a lot of time away from his family. Even the A list actor who is an Oscar winner used to only fly in one woman at a time when he was with his family. Three seems excessive.



Blind Item #11

It looks like the former stripper turned celebrity turned porn star turned reality star turned celebrity is set to launch her YouTube religious channel next month. 



Blind Item #10

Speaking of creepy, now that this former A list actor is dead, the stories are about him are going to get 100 times worse and they were already pretty bad. One of his offspring knows there is big bucks in it.



Blind Item #9

This A+ list celebrity used to always take his daughter to the beach and insisted on bikinis from her everyday. Now he does it with his granddaughter. 



Blind Items Revealed #5

December 19, 2023

The reason the trades are willing to reprint items from the foreign tabloids about the alliterate one and her husband is the couple have no one in their corner to push back against the trades. The trades used to fear whatever imaginary backers they have. There are no backers.

Meghan Markle/Prince Harry



Today's Blind Items - The Dark Closet

This actor is foreign born. He is A/A- list. He has multiple children and had multiple relationships with famous and non famous women. He actively tries to make it seem as if he is a Playboy who goes from woman to woman like some kind of heterosexual poster boy for what a popular actor should do. It all covers for him being in the closet. He vowed at one point after a very close call to never let it happen again. He was making a movie. He was one of the male leads. He fell head over heels for a local hire production assistant in the country where the film was shot. Our actor wined and dined the assistant and got him to bed and kept him there all the time to the point the assistant got fired. Our actor told him not to worry and would make up the wages for him. Our actor never did though and the assistant went to the management of the actor and sent them photos of the assistant and thee actor. Both participants were naked, but the actor was always sleeping or unaware his photo was being taken. Apparently, one of the producers had a friend who could make problems go away. One of those people paid the assistant a visit and the problem never reared its head again. Our actor vowed to never let himself out of the closet again and he hasn't for a very long time.



Your Turn

Did you keep any of your New Year resolutions you made for this year?



Blind Items Revealed #4

December 19, 2023

This concert promotion monopoly is telling lies to the one named permanent A list singer about her attendance numbers at shows. They are dismal. When you are her level and are playing at 70% capacity, it is bad.

Live Nation/Madonna



Blind Items Revealed #3

December 18, 2023

I guess the wealthy farmer didn't do what he was supposed to do this month. Do you think the former model has any nudes or videos? I bet she does. I bet she had a handler who made sure she did.

Bill Gates



Blind Items Revealed #2

December 18, 2023

Speaking of using, this former A+ list actor is using the studio's desperation for a sequel to a holiday classic by charging double the highest fee he ever got and that was nearly two decades ago.

Jim Carrey/Grinch



Blind Item #8

This former morning news anchor is back on sugardaddy sites. I'm guessing his significant other has no clue.



Blind Item #7

If the super pint sized comic/actor would just have had his employee sign a NDA, none of this would be happening right now.



Blind Items Revealed #1

December 18, 2023

Speaking of north of the border singers, this former wheelchair actor streamed live on a service known for their very young female viewers. Sounds about right for him.

Drake/Kick



Blind Item #6

Now that this foreign born A list actor in his own country and A- list elsewhere has died, his wife no longer has cover for her escapades. 



Blind Item #5

Staying on the celebrity children theme, this former A+ list reality star who also used to be hated, is trying to reunite her stepdaughter with the stepdaughter's dad. She thinks it would make for good reality television. 



Blind Item #4

Speaking of celebrity children, this one named permanent A list singer was upset at her mother for bringing the singer's child to the Christmas party of the reality family she hates. 



Blind Item #3

The celebrity’s social media apology was nothing more than an unsuccessful attempt to demonstrate a semblance of sanity, to get unsupervised visitation with his children.



Blind Item #2

Who knew the Japanese people don't like the alliterate one. In stories about the ex of the figure skater which have been prominent in this space, articles and people leaving comments beneath the articles continually mention the alliterate one. The gist is the ex of the figure skater thought the relationship would allow her to be open and everywhere and everyone would know who she was, but she had to remain hidden. Much like the alliterate one who thought she would be able to be front and center and be the focus of everyone's attention, but for the most part has to stay out of the limelight, when she wants all the limelight. 



Blind Item #1

The producers of this musical turned movie are not pleased that one of their stars keeps getting work done to her face. She looks completely different from when filming started. Plus, there is no more weight for her to lose. She will be dead if she gets any thinner.



Tuesday, December 26, 2023

Blind Item #13

There are now four women who have been on some version of the three month show, who all do sex work and specialize with men who have seen them on the show.



Blind Item #12

Apparently, an ex of this foreign born A list model who also fathered at least one child with her, is caught up in the about to be released dead billionaire's records. That would make sense considering his history of hiring yachters and not much caring about where they came from and how they got there. 



Blind Item #11

This southern state A++ lister actually phoned a state A++ lister from an opposite party to ask his advice on how to make sure sex tapes stay hidden.



Blind Item #10 - Reader Blind

This top influencer and a VP of A&R were overheard having a discussion about said influencers ex. The VP is close to said ex, but didn't want the influencer to know. 



Blind Item #9

 The struggling former late night actor has been trying to get back together with his A list singing ex.



Blind Items Revealed #5

December 17, 2023

This A+ list mostly movie actor spent the time between the airport and the offices of this streamer, on speakerphone with his publicist counting the number of times he saw his FYC ad on buses and billboards and fences.

Bradley Cooper/Maestro/Netflix



Today's Blind Items - The Holiday Party

 There was a strange holiday party that occurred the weekend before Christmas. It had a lot of celebrities. That in of itself is not unusual. The guest list was a very strange mix of people who you would not think would party together. The host of the party - an A list actress just invited anyone who came to mind. What was the strange part was that this actress decided about an hour into the party to separate the men and the women. All of the men and women were married to each other. No single people were invited. When the women were take to another part of the home, the men went t an area of the home where strippers were waiting. They gave the men lap dances and more while under the supervision of the husband of the actress. The women who were with the actress watched a Christmas movie and did a craft while drinking high end champagne. After the movie ended, the men and women rejoined each other.



Your Turn

Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Did you have to return any presents today?



Blind Items Revealed #4

December 17, 2023

The wealthy surfer is a prepper unlike no other before him. He really is preparing hard for the end of days.

Mark Zuckerberg



Blind Items Revealed #3

December 15, 2023

The pint sized actor never spends any money on any of his significant other's and in this case he wants her connections to money. That is what is most important.

Tom Cruise/Elsina Khayrova



Blind Items Revealed #2

December 15, 2023

Think about how bad things really could have been if the initialed actor with the famous name had convinced the woman he was with to orally service him while doing the driving that almost got him killed.

Michael B. Jordan



Blind Item #8

Things got out of hand this past week when this closeted A- list actor all of you know, hooked up with a guy he met online. Apparently the guy he met online was using drugs that night. Our actor was not. The guy had a horrible reaction to some drug and our actor had to call paramedics and then the police came. Hard to stay in the closet when all of that happens.



Blind Item #7

The north of the border singer who doesn't sing much and is not the guy who gets his weed from California, has threatened to quit singing and go be a recluse and reclaim his life.



Blind Items Revealed #1

December 14, 2023

Usually this A+ list mostly movie actor who is a multiple Oscar winner/nominee is much more careful about partying with people who are using coke so openly as to make it look like the actor may be doing it too.

Leonardo DiCaprio/Lottie Moss



Blind Item #6

There is a petition online to forbid this A+ list singer from attending any more home games, especially in the playoffs.



Blind Item #5

This extremely wealthy foreign born celebrity is about to have a child. Apparently, he paid a teenager to give birth to a child and sell it to him.



Blind Item #4

Apparently the one half singer turned actress thinks there is big money to be made by sharing a life announcement via social media and a tabloid at the same time. 



Blind Item #3

The former superhero and former pirate are making the biggest waves for attending a film festival in this Middle Eastern Country. Of course, the Svengali is the director of it and you don't want to get on his bad side.



Blind Item #2

This alliterate A- list singer in multiple groups has been hitting up places of significance for his and his ex's. Their first date was in Amsterdam and they got married in France. He went to London, Amsterdam, and France for the holidays this year. Interesting. 




Blind Item #1

This closeted Internet personality spoiled Christmas for his family.  He made national headlines for saying something totally insane, and the other half of the story discussed how both of his parents are racists who created and enabled this monster.



Monday, December 25, 2023

Your Turn - Christmas Edition

What did you get, what did you give, what are you eating, do you need a hug if you are alone?



Blind Item #8

Now that she is legal, this celebrity offspring wants to start an OnlyFans page next week.



Blind Item #7

This former tween/teen/adult A list actress keeps changing her look and hair color to keep her impersonator from trying to sell naked photos purportedly of the actress.



Blind Item #6

Don't want to come home for Christmas? You don't get in Dad's official royal video. 



Blind Item #5

This A list hitmaker is not a household name, although he fronts a B+/A- group that you will hear on the radio. The hitmaker has written songs for artists in multiple genres, including many chart-toppers. One of the hitmaker’s clients was this A++ singer who tried to screw him out of royalties from a song. According to the singer, the hitmaker was merely a “fly on the wall” during the studio session, and not a key contributor. The hitmaker and his lawyer argued otherwise. To avoid confrontation and damaging press, the singer and the singer’s camp eventually agreed to a songwriter credit and royalties for the hitmaker. The two never worked together again.



Blind Items Revealed #4

December 14, 2023

Now, the north of the border singer is being asked to possibly fund a round of IVF for his new live in guest. She wants a wedding by the end of the year. The clock must be ticking on her ability to stay in the country.

Shawn Mendes/Charlie Travers



Blind Items Revealed #3

December 16, 2023

The killer singer really shouldn't get wasted out of his mind on a show day. He was already on thin ice with promoters and insurers.

Travis Scott



Blind Items Revealed #2

December 15, 2023

This singer/founder of an A+ list boy band had to go to multiple doctors before finding one who would prescribe the weight loss shot. Between that and the work done to her face and the bad spray tan, she needs to spend some time and make it all go back to normal.

Nicole Scherzinger/One Direction



Blind Items Revealed #1

December 16, 2023

Just imagine the things we would see and hear from the permanent A list "singer" if she were allowed to post to social media live or in the moment instead of having to run things through people.

Britney Spears



Blind Item #4 - Reader Blind

This foreign born A-list actor has no idea that his so called fiancés baby isn’t really his. He’s gonna need a DNA test. 



Blind Item #3

The car movie was always going to be a hard sell because audiences were going to need to be convinced. You knew after the way the actor treated the media during the press junket, the reviews would be awful. The perfect storm to create a massive bomb of a movie.



Blind Item #2

The only person saying this washed up former host is getting the prime cable hosting comedy gig is the washed up former host herself. She thinks she can will the bad decision to happen.



Blind Item #1

I did not expect the disgraced former journalist and the disgraced actor / pedophile getting together for a collaboration to end 2023.



Sunday, December 24, 2023

Blind Item #8

The barely there celebrity mom of a barely there celebrity tried her hardest for a year to make people believe her daughter was dating the A+/A list mostly movie actor. No one believed it. Now, she is still trying to get people to believe her daughter is dating the thirsty A list actor who wants Oscar badly. That isn't happening either. There was a chance she was going to be his award season plus one, but she blew it. Mom keeps hoping though for a second chance so keeps leaking to tabloids.



Blind Item #7

Speaking of videos emerging, one emerged this week of the now dead former leader of a movement/country that further supports he was a closeted gay man who would have been killed if anyone discovered it.



Blind Item #6

This British vlogger faced a major scandal when videos of him engaging in racist BDSM acts with paying customers emerged. He thinks it’s over but more videos of his acts are circulating in his city. They are even more deranged than the first set.



Blind Item #5

This foreign born A-/B+ list actress has been calling in favors to her country's media to make it look like her business is much bigger than it is. Presumably at some point she will sue her business partner like every other influencer has done who has gone into business with them.



Blind Items Revealed #4

December 16, 2023

The game show had been looking for any excuse to fire the former actress turned host. They felt they were forced to hire her and couldn't wait to fire her. I smell lawsuit.

Jeopardy/Mayim Bialik



Blind Items Revealed #3

December 15, 2023

The video wasn't supposed to be released until the end of January, but the alliterate one demanded it be edited and released immediately after she saw her sister-in-law's video.

Meghan Markle/Kate Middleton



Blind Items Revealed #2

December 15, 2023

This foreign born former A+ list rapper's album is doing fine. I wish it wasn't, but it is and it is all the drugs she takes that are making her paranoid about its success.

Nicki Minaj



Blind Items Revealed #1

December 15, 2023

Now, I wonder if the mogul/wannabe rapper has not been trying to harm the career and the person of the alliterate former DJ turned talk show host. She warned us about him for decades and no one listened.

Sean Combs/Wendy Williams



Blind Item #4

Business is so bad for this musician's wife that she can't even afford a social media team any longer and has to have her permanently wasted husband shoot videos. 



Blind Item #3 - Reader Blind

Staffers at this rapper’s label have given her the moniker Madame Spotify because they say her career would die if the streamer’s services went down. Her label made a loss on her debut album because her fans didn’t buy the cds or vinyls.



Blind Item #2

I have made it a point in the past to remind everyone that the relationships of the alliterate foreign born A list actor only last 18 months. No longer and no shorter. He broke up with his most recent girlfriend last month. How long did they date? 18 months.



Blind Item #1

This former A+ list social media star had a very bad year. She also is very worried that a sex tape of hers from a convention appearance in 2019 will make its way to the public before she can pay for it to disappear.