Crazy Days and Nights: 5/14/23

The first meeting at the super agency went as expected. The staff were told to call the alliterate one by her title. No one was allowed to use her first name.

Meghan Markle/WME

Blind Item #8 - Mr. X - Old Hollywood

Which foreign born A-list actor and multiple Oscar nominee who was one half of an A++ list power couple insinuated in his diaries that his one time costar, this foreign born A-list actor, was a kept man early in his career by the openly director who made him a star?

Blind Item #7 - Reader Blind

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater. A certain A list former superhero has a foreign no name z list “girlfriend” who has been very busy this past year indeed. Not with work, no, she can’t make that materialize even with paying the superhero to ride his coattails to fame. She instead has been VERY VERY busy with Mr. Creator of her now defunct streaming network show. I wonder if Mrs. WN Creator knows that this Portuguese trollop has been sleeping with her husband? Does former superhero know or does he just turn a blind eye since you know, you can’t make a Ho into a housewife which means all of those engagement rumors indeed must be fake and he has no intentions of putting a ring on it. Once a Ho Ho Ho always a Ho… just ask the Red One as he has Ghosted her quite often. But I guess when Cap is away the racist nun will play!! Ole Mr. Creator isn’t the only one she’s been playing with while Cap has been hustling that pain! Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!

Blind Items Revealed #1

The vast majority of the time, this A- list actress/director just has her on call photographer snap a photo of her to make it look like she was working out. When she does work out, she usually hates the photos that are taken of her. On the days she does actually work out, she uses a different drinking container than every other day when she is faking it.

Olivia Wilde

Blind Item #6

Apparently this A- list offspring of multiple celebrities, one of whom is much higher on the list was asked by one of those parental units to distance herself from the A+ list singer. The offspring chose to ignore the advice.

Blind Item #5

This A- list actress who started on television but is not allowed to do television any longer, was being texted by her controlling husband every five minutes while she was shooting a movie this week.

Blind Item #4

Speaking of drugs, this A list mostly movie actor from multiple franchises, was so coked out an event this week, he couldn't stand still and was super paranoid and twitchy.

Blind Item #3

This A- list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee and has at least one franchise to her name, is abusing prescription pills to the point she is only awake a few hours each day.

Blind Item #2

He is dead, so I suppose it doesn't matter, but it is odd that the statement about the death of the former singer from a manufactured group was a lie. He died of an overdose.

Blind Item #1

This A list singer turned A- list actress finished shooting a movie and then went really overboard with the treatments to her face and lips. She can't even move any muscles in her face.

Thursday, May 18, 2023

Blind Item #13

This A list influencer says she once had a threesome with her then boyfriend and his mother.

Blind Item #12

This A list country singer had to leave home for a week because his wife caught him doing coke after he promised to stop.

Blind Item #11

This A- list actor has hit it big on multiple long running television shows. He is hooking up with a woman who is not his wife. The woman he is seeing is a streaming reality star.

Blind Item #10

This A- list actress is an offspring of someone higher on the list who is an offspring of someone even higher on the list. Our actress called a pap to take some pictures this week for the first time because she knew there would be a story about her and wanted to be able to control what she was wearing and doing and her look.

Blind Item #9

The gift that keeps on giving is this B+ list actress all of you know. She got a yachting gig out of the country this week and managed to make it look like a work trip.

Blind Items Revealed #5

The wealthy farmer is one of the long long time John Doe's in the case of the billionaire pedophile and was discussed in grand jury proceedings.

Bill Gates/Jeffrey Epstein

Today's Blind Items - The Sleepover

All of the drama from Vanderpump rules about cheating and whatnot, has nothing on a little affair that happened during the run of this very iconic long running show. All of you know the show and all of you can name the characters on the show. Arguably the most famous of them all is an A/A- list actress who often would get wasted and when she got wasted, she would often make poor decisions. She once slept with her co-star's significant other. Not the one she married, but a boyfriend. She was repulsed by the husband and said so multiple times. The co-star got back at our A/A- lister when that person was married. Our co-star arranged for two escorts to have sex with the husband while the A/A- lister was out of town. It nearly ruined the marriage.

Your Turn

Best book you have read this year.

Blind Items Revealed #4

It has all come out in court documents that I was telling you about years ago in reference to the music streaming service once owned by an A lister. It was a loser of a company and it gamed the system, even criminally to support his wife and other artists on his label.

Tidal/Jay-Z/Beyonce

Blind Items Revealed #3

This showrunner still refuses to say anything in support of the writers. With as many shows as he has with a studio, he could make a big difference, but he is worried about losing all the money he makes with them in side deals.

Taylor Sheridan/Paramount

Blind Items Revealed #2

This middle of the week streaming actress is not only still hanging out with the accused rapist, but is also hooking up with him.

Jenna Ortega/Percy Hynes White

Blind Item #8 - Old Hollywood

The widow of this A+ list dancing legend has quite the racket going. If you want to even mention the legend's name in a book or magazine or movie, you have to pay her a bunch of money, or she will sue you. She might not win, but she will tie it up in court long enough that you give up the project. So, pay her some money and you get to tell whatever story you like.

Blind Item #7

Don't be surprised on Memorial Day weekend if this soon to be prisoner comes down with some crazy illness or crime that causes bodily injury that keeps her from reporting to prison on time.

Blind Items Revealed #1

When the A- list actress/director thinks it is beneficial to her as in child support and spousal support then she lives in California. When it is not beneficial to her as in having to pay employees the wages they are owed and not wanting to pay penalties on that, then suddenly she lives in New York.

Olivia Wilde

Blind Item #6

Dear Momager,

When you leak information to the press, it behooves you to use different phrasing and syntax and tone. Also, no matter what you do, don't use very very specific phrasing, because people tend to remember it. So, for example when you were referring to the "relationship" between the former late night actor and your daughter and use a phrase such as hands on mom and boss and do the same thing when you are referring to the "relationship" between the meme actor and your daughter, people know it is you and that the relationship is probably junk.

Love & Bacon,

Enty

Blind Item #5

At an event out of the country this foreign born A/A- list singer who has been famous since he was a tween, could not string any sentences together. He looked like a zombie.

Blind Item #4

Speaking of showrunners, there is one who has a massive ego right now which is why one of his shows is ending. He also screamed at someone recently when they turned down his advances and is why of course, the person turned the showrunner down.

Blind Item #3

Despite the now dozens of underage girls who have come forward and countless other women against this A- list comedian, this former showrunner still keeps trying to get the comic gigs. It is crazy.

Blind Item #2

At first I thought the permanent A list rapper was just trying to be nice and was on tour with his A list wife because of it. Apparently it is to hide from multiple process servers over a variety of lawsuits.

Blind Item #1

I know there is a group of people who think the celebrity doctor is going to lose his license for offering an opinion, but he won't.

Wednesday, May 17, 2023

Blind Item #13

This controversial politician thinks it is new love, but she doesn't know her lover is actually married and that the money he spends on the politician wining and dining and lavishing gifts on her comes from the wife's family.

Blind Item #12

This A+ list mostly movie actor blames his first wife for everything that went wrong while they were married and continues to do so which is why he is always being shady towards her.

Blind Item #11

The foreign born blackjack playing rapper is back with his wife to make sure the greencard thing goes well.

Blind Item #10

This foreign born former girl group member is being cheated on by her significant other. Again.

Blind Item #9

Not even 24 hours pass before the professional beard/girlfriend saw the blind about her trying to extend her contract that photos were spread online of her and the alliterate foreign born superhero. The photos are from last year since the professional beard/girlfriend couldn’t locate any new ones.

Blind Items Revealed #5

The book that is being released in the summer everyone assumes is about the A+ list singer. It is actually about a foreign born A list group.

Taylor Swift/BTS

Today's Blind Items - The Screenplay

This writer is probably A- list. He has written books and articles and screenplays, at least one of which most of you have seen. He is an offspring of someone who was much more famous, but generally in the same occupation. That parental unit had a best friend who was an A++ lister. Going through some of his father's old things, he came across some documents that have kept him busy for nearly a decade. A decade in which he has not written any other screenplays. His father was a drug addict and was addicted to the same drugs that the A++ lister was and they got them from the same doctor. The father also got his secretary addicted to the same drugs and then sent her off to a mental hospital to get clean. That is how the story goes. Our screenwriter thinks that she was sent off to stay quiet about the death of the A++ lister and that the screenwriter's dad and the crazy doctor were heavily involved. The father had a long collaboration with the mob and even married the daughter of a mafia kingpin.

Your Turn

Have you ever broken up with a television show?

Blind Items Revealed #4

The last time the pint sized actor married a Catholic, it didn't really work out for him. It was one of the biggest L's in his life. The A list singer would be an even bigger L and she is still married. It would be fun to watch him make an ass out of himself again though.

Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes/Shakira

Blind Items Revealed #3

With all of the powers of attorney she has signed and having to live off allowances provided to her by others, there is not much freedom this A list singer really has. Also, she is worth way more dead than alive. The life insurance policies taken out on her are worth ten times what she is.

Britney Spears

Blind Items Revealed #2

The marijuana feline can say she wants to retire, but she loves drugs way too much and would be broke in a year. Also, she wants to start a cult and needs way more followers to do so.

Doja Cat

Blind Item #8

Whatever this streaming giant says are views or the most popular or whatever, is all lies and also part of contracts they make with people like the A list everything in her mind celebrity. Every other project they do outside of the home of the streamer is actual objective measurement. This way, they get to feel on top of the world for a day and make posters they can frame and hang on their walls.

Blind Item #7

This late night talk show host should realize that a certain age, that you really should stop doing coke. It does different things to you than when you were even a decade younger.

Blind Items Revealed #1

This one named permanent A list singer is famous for not putting anything in email subject lines. She thinks that people will see her name and open it right away because she is so famous. Apparently she was trying to register one of her kids for a new school and had to do it by a certain deadline. No one ever got back to her about it. She asked why and they said she needed to include certain items in the subject line. They didn't back down either and the kid was rejected.

Madonna

Blind Item #6

This A list everything should just finally come out. His girlfriend is really getting tired of the fake thing and wants to find a real boyfriend.

Blind Item #5

The most recent recent recent suicide of a K-Pop singer was because she was tired of having to sleep with everyone her bosses set her up with so the bosses could have some of their debts forgiven.

Blind Item #4

It is very strange that one of the leaders of the free the singer movement is very very close with the sketch husband. They repeat anything the husband says to the leader verbatim and ignore everything suspect the husband does. So much for being free.

Blind Item #3

You will notice that other than two outlets, who really don't care about access, because they don't really do interviews, no one has mentioned about the year singer and his porn watching habits or the things he has said. They all just twist themselves in whatever way they can so they have a shot at an interview or backstage passes or a free sweatshirt from the A+ list singer. They should be ashamed of themselves.

Blind Item #2

The always depressed sounding singer and her much much much older boyfriend split. Much like he does with all of the women he dates, he cheated on the singer. I also think that perhaps the foreign born model/bad actress who tried to hit on her and failed, may have put an idea or two in her head about future dating prospects.

Blind Item #1

Sometimes things go too far and then everyone realizes they have been played. The alliterate one and her puppet of a husband must have been taking Jussie Smollett lessons if they think anyone will believe their story. They do know there are a million cameras in the city right?

Tuesday, May 16, 2023

Blind Item #13

Speaking of drugs, this reality star from not one, not two, but three different shows, needs yet another nose reconstruction surgery because he can't stop doing coke.

Blind Item #12

This former one-fifth needs rehab.

Blind Item #11

An offspring of this A list mostly movie actress has moved back home with the actress after fleeing from criminal charges that were about to be brought on him in a foreign country.

Blind Item #10

This horrible makeup influencer is facing fresh accusations of sexual assault after a guy kept refusing the influencer's advances.

Blind Item #9

This A- list north of the border singer really needs some direction in their life. Now, they have been talking about manufacturing meth.

Blind Items Revealed #5

May 3, 2023

This studio that also has a tour, but much much less famous than the one with the rides, is ramping up their IT department. It makes sense because they do have a streaming service and an app. They have outsourced the IT work to a SE Asian country that is a group of islands. So, to save money? Kind of. The new IT department just works on developing AI programs to write television and movie scripts. They are using the Spotify game as their base and every script has a writer's name who doesn't exist. The studio does not want any AI language in the new contract, but if there is, they don't think anyone will discover their little secret.

Paramount/Universal/Philippines

Today's Blind Items - The Threesome

Everyone in Hollywood knew this actress suffered from depression. They also knew one of the ways she coped with it was by sleeping with actors and agents and producers. Our actress was married for nearly two decades, and the reason she got married is because she nearly died while landing a role. A role for which she was ultimately replaced. Our actress was an Oscar winner/nominee and at the time she was up for her Oscar she was the youngest ever to be nominated for best actress. It was at that time she started an affair with a married man who who was an A lister at the time and used a doll in his act. He had an offspring who became an A lister in her own right, is still very much alive and had a pervert for a husband who liked watching little girls naked and in sex scenes.

Anyway, back to our actress, she wanted a big big role, and the producers wanted her in the role. They told her it was between our actress and one other actress who was also A list and has an offspring who is probably A- list. Our Oscar winner/nominee was told she would have to have sex with both of the producers and why not get it over with quickly with a threesome. She did it and was obviously excited to land the role. A month later she found out the other actress got it. Our Oscar winner/nominee tried to kill herself, but was stopped and then tried to kill herself again, but survived. She ended up marrying the first guy who would marry her while she spent the next couple of decades alternatively trying to kill herself and cheating on her husband with this three named permanent A list director, until one day she finally was able to kill herself.

Your Turn

From a reader.

A film studio is making a movie about your life? Which actor or actress is your first choice to play you in the film?

Blind Items Revealed #4

May 7, 2023

This B/B- list actor/celebrity tried to convince his permanent A+/A list mom to let the wife of our actor sing a song on stage with the singer. The idea was rejected.

Evan Ross/Diana Ross/Ashlee Simpson

Blind Items Revealed #3

May 9, 2023

In what would be a very full circle moment, this former A list teen star turned A- list adult actor wants to officiate the wedding of his former girlfriend/co-star.

Zac Efron/Vanessa Hudgens

Blind Items Revealed #2

May 9, 2023

I get that the former singing actress wants to think she is above all things pop culture, but she herself has used the word "shipped" in several interviews when she was on the singing show.

Dianna Agron

Blind Item #8

This wrestler is on life support the most messed up thing about him is that he still recommends steroids to young wrestlers even though it ruined his life and career.

Blind Item #7

The foreign born year singer is desperately trying to keep an artist he was trying to sign from revealing what the singer said about this one named permanent A list singer who is currently on tour. It makes the porn thing look tame.

Blind Items Revealed #1

May 9, 2023

This former A- list singer turned actress has been directly asked by the donor to call off the stans of the singer/actress because they are doxing and terrorizing the donor. The singer/actress has done nothing. Not even one of her vanilla I don't condone things. If the donor ends up dead, the singer/actress is going to end up defending a wrongful death suit.

Francia Raisa/Selena Gomez

Blind Item #6

This superhero actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee, basically said she supports rapists and the rapist and the craft of acting/directing should be separated.

Blind Item #5

Apparently the A/A- list comic/actor who is a serial sexual assaulter (it kind of sucks that I have to make it more specific than that because of how many there are) who really enjoyed pleasuring himself in front of others is about to have a documentary released about him. It is going to be way worse than he endured the last time around. Hopefully he stays gone for good this time.

Blind Item #4

This foreign born alliterate A list actor generally has an 18 month time limit with any woman he sees. The current girlfriend is trying anything she can to extend the deadline, but the clock is ticking.

Blind Item #3

The MTV wolf was the only no show at convention from the show. The reason? They wouldn't pay him double what everyone else got.

Blind Item #2

The husband of the permanent A list "singer" can barely string a sentence together. The statement "he" released came from a professional who is trying to make it seem like the couple is doing great.

Blind Item #1

You can't say you didn't know that your foreign born singing boyfriend is an awful human being when you are shoving articles to amenable publications for them to print to distract from the horrible things the boyfriend has done and said.

Monday, May 15, 2023

Blind Item #13

This A-/B+ list actress has a very big movie opening in the next couple of weeks and is desperately trying to keep a video from leaking of her using a very offensive racial slur.

Blind Item #12

This former wrestler turned actor is the main source of leaks about a more popular wrestler turned actor. Apparently our leaker wants bigger roles.

Blind Item #11

Another day, another pap walk, but still no time to walk the picket line for the A- list actress/director.

Blind Item #10

This former A+ list TikTok star turned failed actress decided her weight had to do with her career crashing and burning so has been using the weight loss shot and anything else she can to drop weight as quickly as possible.

Blind Item #9

This A- list mostly movie actor has a big gig for the next week or so out of the country. I don't know if he has an open relationship or broke up with his actress significant other, but that wasn't her sitting on the balcony of his hotel room.

Blind Items Revealed #5

May 4, 2023

Ten years ago when this A list actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee didn't get nominated for a theatre award she felt she deserved, there was no one safe from her wrath. It was out of control. She blamed everyone on her team for not working hard enough to secure the nomination. If she doesn't win this time, can we expect more of the same?

Jessica Chastain/Tony Award

Today's Blind Items - Grifting Grifters

It has been a long time since I looked into the shady dealings of this barely there celebrity who has made his money by exploiting his offspring and getting kickbacks from rehabs. Then, all of a sudden there was his name on something I was looking into. He wanted in on the whole experimental therapy thing that already killed one person and might still kill this A- list celebrity/reality star who once hooked up with a flash in the pan A list singer. Our shady celebrity threatened to go to the police and give them what he knows about the death and how a YouTube channel was complicit, unless he gets a piece of the rehab action.

Your Turn

Name your favorite character actor/actress. The one who is in a million things but never gets to be the lead.

Blind Items Revealed #4

Met Gala

Judging by what she was saying, it seems as if the former A+ list reality star who was the most hated reality star ever, is not going to be married long. It is one of the reasons she refuses to buy a house with him.

Paris Hilton

Blind Items Revealed #3

Met Gala

At an after party, this superhero was being a jerk to various models who were turning down his drunken advances.

Simu Liu

Blind Items Revealed #2

Met Gala

The former Housewife got at least two tabloids to bite and keeps trying to force the pairing of her daughter with the A list actor.

Yolanda Hadid/Gigi Hadid/Leonardo DiCaprio

Blind Item #8

This became a billionaire before he could legally drink says he has seen an AI program that could end the world within a year if it was unleashed.

Blind Item #7

This foreign born B+ list actress went full on Karen at a Louboutin store because they said they were sold out of the $400 baby booties she wanted. Apparently after 20 minutes of yelling, they found some in another city and had them shipped to her.

Blind Items Revealed #1

May 8, 2023

This former singing actress who really doesn't seem to do much acting any longer, was recently interviewed. Although she was definitely the person referred to in several songs by the A+ lister, the double deuce one is not about her.

Dianna Agron/Taylor Swift/22

Blind Item #6

This two hit wonder who could make a ton of money touring on those two hits that all of you know turned sometime actress got cheated on by her significant other who got another woman pregnant. Our singer/actress discovered this while buying a wedding dress.

Blind Item #5

This A list voiceover actress is addicted to the power she gets from donating so much money. If she ever loses her job and can't donate millions, watch how fast the organization forgets about her.

Blind Item #4

It is the former Housewife who is spreading all kinds of nasty things about her ex to cover her own misdeeds.

Blind Item #3

The A+ list singer has it on her calendar to reignite the feud with the A list singer turned judge who is trying to make a singing comeback later this year.

Blind Item #2

This one named A/A- list actress says she won't be coming back for another season of the pay cable show.

Blind Item #1

This alliterate former B+ list actress who has grifted off her ex for decades, says everything is fine between herself and her grandchildren. Uh huh. Then why is the hearing still scheduled for this week to try and keep the grift going?

Sunday, May 14, 2023

Blind Item #8

This B list foreign born actor is only that high because of who he dated for so long. He was asked this weekend why everyone sees him out and about now but hadn't for the past five or six years and he said his much higher on the list girlfriend didn't like to go out, so they stayed home all the time. That is a 180 from what we have always been told.

Blind Item #7

Of course this foreign born former A+ list rapper who is married to a rapist/murderer is going to want to hook up with this A+ list streamer/gamer who has enabled rapists in his past and covered for them.

Blind Item #6 - Reader Blind

An A-list actor who is currently in a PR relationship with a z-list/noname actress, is having trouble with his real-life partner owing to this stunt. His real-life partner wants this stunt to end immediately but others don't let this happen! This handsome fella feels too much pressure on his shoulders! He dislikes his stunt girlfriend, plus can’t stand her, he doesn’t want to lose his real-life partner, still and all he can’t get rid of this paperwork! Acc hearsay, he’s having health problems due to high stress!

Blind Item #5 - AI Blind Item

I asked Bard to write a blind item about a specific actor and this is what it spit out. It is not the description I would give for the actor, but it is interesting. The only thing I told it to do was write a blind item about ____________. That was the only instruction.

This A-list actor has been in the news a lot lately for his personal life, but there's something else going on that no one is talking about. He's been struggling with addiction again, and it's starting to affect his work.

He's been late to set and missed a few important meetings. He's also been acting erratically, and his co-stars are starting to worry about him.

He's been in and out of rehab for years, but this time it seems like he might be in over his head. He's surrounded by enablers, and no one is really willing to help him.

If he doesn't get help soon, it could be the end of his career.

Blind Items Revealed #4