Wednesday, November 01, 2023

Today's Blind Items - PR Barbie

This foreign born A- list singer is getting ready to release music and make a comeback next year. However, his label and team have been pressuring him all year to make it official with this wanna-be Barbie singer on their label. She's had multiple albums and none have reached the top ten, let alone #1.  Currently she is an opening act for the biggest tour out there and still couldn’t get a big hit or higher on the charts. Their label has invested half the year's marketing budget just on her and still didn’t get the big hits, like her vampire counterpart.

The thinking goes that if our foreign born singer commits this time to be a couple and not just showing up to a couple of events, but really committing to the story and the show, they can have his big comeback and get her her first number one and bigger album next year and tour. He’s not into her for obvious reasons and he doesn’t want it but has agreed since he wants a career comeback and will need to promote new music and a new album set for March/April of next year. What better way than to make it about another singer on her way up on the same label? His team posted pics with Barbie to get gossip started and get a feel for interest.  The narrative will be they hated the alliterate singer, and she hurt their angel and now they love Barbie and she saved their angel. Now he just has to get inspired to write fake songs about a girl he has zero in common with and isn’t into. The other singer and he had been best friends for years prior to dating publicly and had a lot in common and families were close. This will just be a PR and they have to fake it since there is not a strong bond to work from.

As for Barbie she doesn’t care. She would do PR with anyone to get big. She’s obsessed at this point and doesn’t understand why she’s not bigger. She thinks she is more talented and sexier and has a cooler edger image than the other female singers to whom she is compared.



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