Today's Blind Items - The Spin

There has always been so much talk about one specific mistress in this long time marriage. I think it is because there was so much noise when it happened. Here was this supposedly perfect celebrity couple (they aren't) and this supposedly perfect celebrity husband (he isn't). They wanted us focused on the one mistress to hide all the others. They wanted us focused on one mistress to hide the long time girlfriend. They wanted us focused on this one mistress to hide the child out of wedlock. They have done a remarkable job, but apparently the love child is about to turn 18 and has lots of things to say.