Today's Blind Items - The Fetish

Just when I think there are no more crazy fetishes to discover that are of interest to sportscasters, someone comes forward to tell a story about this permanent A list national sportscaster who liked to call all his girlfriends by the names of his grandchildren and would often also throw in their moms into the conversation all the while never actually having sex with the girlfriends. He enjoyed being orally serviced while he commented on not only her performance but would use the names mentioned above and would do all of this while smoking a cigar and listening to classical music.