Crazy Days and Nights: 3/27/22

After yesterday's defeats, the attorneys for this A list mostly movie actor who has starred in multiple franchises are telling him he should settle. The actor wants to find new attorneys, but he should listen to them.

Johnny Depp/Amber Heard

Blind Items Revealed #2

Maybe the one named A- list DJ changed his hair color so people wouldn't stop to ask him about his latest grooming victim that he started talking to when she was 16 and the day she was legal, move her into his home and convinced her not to say anything until now.

Diplo

Blind Items Revealed #1

If you think the one named north of the border singer who seems to be a publicity seeker now more than a singer, cares one bit she broke multiple cyber laws, she doesn't.

Grimes

Blind Item #4

This politician didn't try and fool us with an actress, but this politician running for an A-list job has never been in a real relationship with a woman, nor will he ever be, despite getting married prior to his latest run for office.

Blind Item #3

Speaking of drugs, this A- list actress keeps hinting she is pregnant. That would be a bad thing considering how many drugs she and her three named boyfriend do on a daily basis.

Blind Item #2

Speaking of rehab, this former HBO actress who starred with the A+ lister who was just starting out, just emerged from her latest stay in rehab and has a sober companion, but doesn't have the kind of money needed to have that arrangement for long.

Blind Item #1

I can't decide if it is confidence or delusion or entitlement that this foreign born A- list celebrity/porn star in her own country feels she deserves a MBE and a title. Maybe she could schedule it for a day after she gets her license back or a day she is not in out patient rehab or not fighting with her abusive drug dealing boyfriend.

Friday, April 01, 2022

Blind Item #13

This B- list singer who had one hit and has been trying to duplicate it since, has essentially been stalking this actor/host to try and become his next baby mama.

Blind Item #12

This former A+ list singer who has made a very nice comeback in the past year had her significant other tied up and forced him to watch our singer have sex with a man and woman.

Blind Item #11

The actress/muse/model/drug addict and her photographer got booted from the front yard of a house by the owner.

Blind Item #10

This model none of you know unless you live here in Los Angeles, also sells candles on the side. She says this A+ list mostly movie actor date raped her.

Blind Item #9

This Euphoria star/model learned an important lesson last night. That smile she got from an actress she thought was a friend, turned to insults when she thought the Euphoria actress could not hear any longer.

Blind Items Revealed #5

I told you months ago that the former A- list mostly television actress/substance abuser/former yachter/former molesting victim, was still seeing her abusive boyfriend but was just trying to stay out of the public eye so no one would know. That cat kind of got out of the bag didn't it? The good news is the boyfriend's brother hasn't been in the bed in a bit. Boundaries.

Hayden Panettiere/Brian Hickerson

Four For Friday - James Bond

All of these involve an actor who has played James Bond. You just have to decide which actor.

#1 - This Bond continued to see his ex well into the marriage to the women he cheated on the ex with. When he would visit his ex for sex, she would charge him $10K. She says she made $2M in three years which means he was visiting her more than once a week.

#2 - This Bond slept with most of the Bond "girls" he worked with as well as hundreds of other women. He did all of this while married. He always said though, the best sex he ever had was with this foreign born three named actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee. He was convinced she had "professional" experience.

#3 - This Bond once beat up a man he thought was trying to hit on him. He beat him so badly that it cost the actor nearly $500K.

#4 - One of the more quiet Bonds, this actor had a threesome every night for a year with one of his more famous exes.

Your Turn

The worst fast food restaurant.

Blind Items Revealed #4

I wouldn't give the marijuana feline too hard of a time. Just blame it on the cocaine that she got for free and wanted to go party with immediately.

Doja Cat (blowing off fans in Paraguay)

Blind Items Revealed #3

Was the one named permanent A list singer the most demanding guest this restaurant has ever seen? No. That honor is shared among several others. However, it was top ten and the food thrown out was worth well over $1000.

Madonna

Blind Items Revealed #2

This A list mostly movie actress who has sold her soul to win Oscar this weekend, raged at her people this morning after reading she was now second favorite to win. She will not be quiet loser and thinks she is getting screwed over.

Jessica Chastain (good thing she won)

Blind Item #8

Apparently getting to see a movie before anyone is somehow going to convince the royals to support the celebrity cult in their country?

Blind Item #7

Apparently the north of the border singer thought he could beat the foreign born former boy bander in a war of released singles on the same day. The north of the border singer got crushed.

Blind Items Revealed #1

It is almost as if Gen Z actors and actress and singers and TikTok stars wanted to brand themselves in their own type of Illuminati way. They know that others will want to have the same mark. Will there be a process or anyone who agrees with them can simply do it?

Olivia Rodrigo/Charli D'Amelio/Avani Gregg/Iris Apatow

Blind Item #6

The drugs that killed the drummer were not bought locally. Was the drummer alone smuggling them into the country?

Blind Item #5

Reading between the lines from the latest manifesto from the flowering financial institution, it looks like she needs a new sugar daddy and would like him to be Russian. It also makes me wonder how she blew through the celebrity CEO's money so quickly.

Blind Item #4

This former network reality star from multiple shows is a singer. He is also not getting his calls returned from this A+ list singer. The A+ lister knows the call will be asking to "borrow" money.

Blind Item #3

This B+ list actress who used to get naked back in the day and also earned a living getting naked and then was a reality star for a bit, is living with a man who is not her husband.

Blind Item #2

It sure sounded like this long in the closet A/A- list mostly movie actor with multiple franchises under his belt, just outed himself as bisexual.

Blind Item #1

The world at large is learning something today they should have known for the entire run of this decades long network performance/talent show. It is rigged.

Thursday, March 31, 2022

Blind Item #13

This former child actress turned tween actress turned host/celebrity is cheating on her significant other.

Blind Item #12

This A- list mostly television actor comes from an acting family. I fact, he has shared the screen with at least one member of his family. He also treats women like crap and apparently has also decided to make sure the cast and crew of the show which brought him back from obscurity will hate him while they are filming the final season of the show. Those writers, who he really threw under the bus with insults, can make his life miserable every single episode.

Blind Item #11

This still not old enough to drink reality star who is famous, but not like a few of the people who were on that long running show from the time they were kids, says that this makeup blogger with two names is still a massive jerk and that he was cruel to our reality star at a recent meeting.

Blind Item #10

I don't know why there is the bad blood between this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee and our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer. Maybe it has to do with the actor/singer or maybe a drug deal gone wrong involving the A- list actress ex. Whatever it was, when our A- lister saw the B+ lister at an event last night, she did a U-turn right back out the door.

Blind Item #9

A child of this closeted permanent A list mostly movie actress had to go home early from school yesterday. Our actress is out of town. The person who came to pick up the child is listed as registered domestic partner who is a woman.

Blind Items Revealed #5

This one named permanent A list singer was paid millions of dollars to perform for the son of a dictator who killed thousands of people. The son had killed hundreds. Do you really think the singer or her permanent A list husband care about a boycott of the venue hosting their party Sunday? Do you think people will not attend who are invited? People in Hollywood talk, they don't follow through with any actual action, unless there is some benefit to them.

Beyoncé/Jay-Z/Chateau Marmont/Oscars Afterparty

Today's Blind Items - Reaction Shot

It is nearly the anniversary of this incident and at some point, I do hope the perpetrator will come forward publicly and explain why he did it. I know why he did it and several others who set up the cameras and sound know what happened and why. Our director wanted to film what would happen if dozens of people were given drugs at once and how they would react not just individually but as a collective when they realized that other people had been given drugs too. This was not an edible. These were hard drugs and the people had no clue. The director said it was for human reaction, so he could make better movies and understand things about his craft. It wouldn't shock me, just because of the nature of the experiment and how well it was covered with cameras and sound, that a government agency may have foot the bill and why it has been so hush hush all these years.

Your Turn

Do you think April Fool's Day has passed its peak, or is still a thing?

Blind Items Revealed #4

This permanent A list actor is nearing 80 and is still trying to make a baby with his current girlfriend. Just give her some money and call it a day. It isn't as if you are going to have a long lasting relationship with the baby, if any at all. It is just a money grab. Stop spending the tens of thousands on IVF and what not, and just write a check.

Robert DeNiro

Blind Items Revealed #3

It doesn't appear that the conglomerate itself issued a directive. Rather, the take down of videos negative to the alliterate one and her husband are coming from a PR firm/bot farm which sends complaints nonstop asking that the videos be taken down. The videos are then removed and it is up to the creator to try and get them back online, which rarely ever works unless your vides are making the conglomerate a lot of money.

YouTube/Meghan Markle/Prince Harry

Blind Items Revealed #2

The murderer's new movies are not being done with the drug addict brother, but the one married to the singer who thinks she is A list again because she had a video go viral for a few days.

Alec Baldwin/Daniel Baldwin/Billy Baldwin/Chynna Phillips

Blind Item #8

This A+/A list mostly movie actor/former superhero has passed on multiple projects that would have him co-starring with his actress ex who is now married. They both made that decision because they have a poor success rate of not hooking up when together. So, it is interesting, they decided to go ahead and film together anyway.

Blind Item #7

An offspring of an A++ list celebrity is under a suicide watch.

Blind Items Revealed #1

March 23, 2022

This foreign born celebrity got as high as B+ list when she was hosting a show. She is married to an A+ list mostly movie actor. They are rarely seen together and he prefers being several thousand miles distant from their Los Angeles home. She has missed the spotlight as of late and has gone through some things, with her husband, so will cut her a break that she spent twenty minutes with a pap this week, trying to get just the right shot.

Camila Alves/Matthew McConaughey

Blind Item #6

This former athlete turned reality star turned celebrity, sees their new role on television in front of millions of people as a way to really turn up the grift machine.

Blind Item #5

This A list dual threat actor and thirsty wife are through trying to ignore a fan and the lies the fan spreads throughout the internet. They are going to sue her.

Blind Item #4

Speaking of murderers, the child murderer has been really busy lately and her appearance in a reality show is happening and she almost got thrown in jail. The only reason she didn't is because the fight she got into with another woman about the man they are both sleeping with is a police officer, so he made sure neither went to jail. It is always nice when law enforcement dates a child murderer.

Blind Item #3

This church/cult leader somehow still has access to everyone at his church, even though he "resigned". He isn't walking away from that money, he is just going to have someone be the face of the place.

Blind Item #2

The murdering actor is trying to get his team to make him look better by highlighting what this retiring A list mostly movie actor once did on a set.

Blind Item #1

This SLC Housewife is having an affair. That is the last thing she should be doing now.

Wednesday, March 30, 2022

Blind Item #13

This married very "pious" A- list mostly television actor is someone all of you know and he has starred in some very popular television shows. He also likes to shoot sex dungeon porn scenes with escorts he hires or the purpose.

Blind Item #12

For several weeks there has been a yacht anchored off the coast of a famed French Caribbean island. This is not unusual. There are well over a hundred that are close in size and shape. This one stands out though because of the new girls that are shuttled back and forth every night between a different French island that shares a border with another European country. What is even more interesting are the owners of the yacht. A couple. A couple who were repeatedly named in that trial that might start anew. I guess they are up to their old tricks.

Blind Item #11

These two sisters have long had their feuds. One is much higher on the list and all of you know her. The lesser known one knows her higher on the list sibling has slept with every guy the lesser known sister has ever dated for any length of time or been interested in.

Blind Item #10

This foreign born celebrity probably peaked at B+ list. She is the offspring of a permanent A lister all of you know. She got pregnant in rehab and then had an abortion so her boyfriend wouldn't find out.

Blind Item #9

Apparently this former A list mostly movie actress who doesn't act much any longer is a hot wife and cuckolds her celebrity husband.

Blind Items Revealed #5

I told you a few weeks ago that this A list mostly movie actress doesn't seem thirsty on the outside but she is desperate to get that Oscar win. All year she has been playing a publicity game we have never seen from her and doing everything to get headlines. She is now being touted as the favorite to win on Sunday. It is all out of character from everything she has ever done prior to this year. She has stayed in the shadows.

Jessica Chastain(and she won)

Today's Blind Items - A Brief Foray - A Johnny$ Blind

Setting: High School classrooms across America, Fall 1990 - Spring of 1991

Channel One News was a paid advertising program marketed at public schools. In exchange for TVs in every classrooms, schools would air Channel One's 20 minute news program every morning, which also featured heavy advertisements. High school students were very surprised when the daily "news" reported a story about a then A-list rapper and aspiring TV actor who announced he was gay. The report contained a short video of the rapper/actor stating he was gay to an interviewer. Given the culture at the time, this admission was extremely dangerous for the actor/rapper's career. National and local news outlets, both print and broadcast, also ran stories on this admission.

Within 48 hours, the rapper/actor reversed course. He stated he had misunderstood the question. The story soon died down, and he grew in popularity. Any evidence of his brief time out of the closet is hard to find. You won't find the news articles on the internet, nor the interview on YouTube. This may be due to his alleged affiliation with the cult which can make things (and people) disappear.

Your Turn

For those of you on the left, would you be cool with the feds prosecuting Hunter Biden if they also prosecuted Donald Trump?

For those of you on the right, would you be cool with the feds prosecuting Donald Trump if they also prosecuted Hunter Biden?

For those of you in the middle, should we make a big deal of Julia Child being homophobic or call it a sign of the times?

Blind Items Revealed #4

This May will be the last time this event is held at its current location. The loss last time was in the millions and there is no reason to suspect it will be any different this time. The magazine will have to see if they can find some other sucker to finance their let them eat cake party.

Met Gala ( Guess it would need a new name too)/Vogue

Blind Items Revealed #3

If you have been reading the site for awhile, you will know the rules of Paparazzi 101. They clearly state that if the celebrities have called the paps, and if at all possible, the celebrities will pose in a street rather than a sidewalk. The reason is there are people on sidewalks, but none in the street. It makes for a much clearer photograph. So, where do you suppose the foreign born former A+ list boy bander and his actress/director "girlfriend" were when the pap caught them holding hands? The street. The middle of the street to be exact, where all pedestrians spend their time walking.

Harry Styles/Olivia Wilde

Blind Items Revealed #2

This foreign born former A+ list rapper spent some time this past week trying to out another rapper just so she would lose some of her fans. It was really awful, but everything the rapper does is awful.

Nicki Minaj/Coi Leray (Coi was having none of it)

Blind Item #8

Reading between the lines, this stripper/reality star/porn star/celebrity is really saying that no matter how much she lowers her rates, men have not been responding, so is going to need a bump in child support.

Blind Item #7

The significant other of this permanent A list singer/diva is cheating on her.

Blind Items Revealed #1

Until her management intervened, this foreign born alliterate singer/actress was going to turn down the late night show because she wanted to host and sing.

Camila Cabello/Saturday Night Live

Blind Item #6

The story announcement made today about season three of a show that sounds like an educated Rihanna song makes literally zero sense with what happened in season two, but are going to do it anyway to make their star happy.

Blind Item #5

This A list superhero in the universe that doesn't crank out as many movies as the other, spent the last three nights away from his wife and in the arms of this foreign born A- list actress. So, much for trying to work things out.

Blind Item #4

The sycophant author/reporter did the bidding of the alliterate one in his reporting on the memorial. He used the full name and titles of the royals present other than Kate.

Blind Item #3

This foreign born A list rapper just purchased a house in a country with no extradition treaty to the US. Planning an escape in the next two months?

Blind Item #2

The A+/A list mostly movie actor has enlisted several bot armies, including one used by the celebrity cult. It is surreal. They are all focused on making him look like the victim in all of this.

Blind Item #1

The child murderer is breaking the law again. She is trying to pass off a P.O. Box as her address on her drivers license by making the box number look like an apartment number.

Tuesday, March 29, 2022

Blind Item #13

This A- list actor who no one wants to work with twice, now has 24/7 security because a family blames him for their missing/presumed dead daughter.

Blind Item #12

This probable Real Housewives of Dubai cast member and probably the only one you know, is being cheated on by her husband.

Blind Item #11

The very fast rapper picked up a woman in a country in South America a couple of weeks ago and then brought her with him for the rest of the tour there and then flew her to the US. This does not seem like monogamous behavior and what does the permanent A list singer think about this. Does she know? If I do, she must.

Blind Item #10

I think everyone kind of expects Amber Heard to have lots of sex tapes in the wild. What one does not expect is an actress who is also a superhero, but from a different universe, also has one that is about 30 seconds and is definitely her and she is a very vocal individual.

Blind Item #9

As the foreign born A- list singer gets further away in time from her relationship with the foreign born A list singer, she is opening up about abuse she endured from him.

Blind Items Revealed #5

This former entertainment conglomerate CEO is looking to buy an online sports betting platform and a sports network that used to be part of his conglomerate.

Bob Iger/ESPN/Disney

Today's Blind Items - The Sage

If you go to her house, the first thing you smell when you walk in the door is the sage. This permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee is always burning sage and talking about sage. She always has a lot of interesting stories and some I have shared with you and some will have to wait. The blind earlier today, made me think about one of her favorite stories. Several decades ago she would have people to her home in Los Angeles and there would be people from the entertainment community as well as politicians out raising money here. There were rarely local politicians. They would all gather in her living room after dinner and she would pass out "refreshments" which usually meant mushrooms. If you attended her party, you had to imbibe. It was and is still a rule. So, one time, this straight laced Congressman who ran for President at least once tried some and made a rookie mistake in thinking they were not working, so took some more. The guy was crazy. He says crazy things still today, but he was really crazy. Our actress wanted someone to try and "talk him down." What happened is that this one named permanent A list singer/actress orally serviced him and that seemed to do the trick. The singer/actress got up and said, "Works every time."

Your Turn

The Academy won't ask for or take away Will Smith's Oscar, but do you think they should?

Blind Items Revealed #4

I guess the Teen Mom with the plethora of fathers to her children, finally discovered the other Teen Mom had slept with at least one of them.

Kailyn Lowry/Leah Messer

Blind Items Revealed #3

This A- list actress who sounds like a digital assistant, was recently in a production where she had someone tell the cast and crew to not talk to the actress unless she spoke to them first. Wow. And at such a young age too.

Alexa Demie

Blind Items Revealed #2

The celebrity CEO is working behind the scenes to make a court case go away. Although his personal life shows up here and some other places, he doesn't want it televised to the world. This would be the seedy side of his personal life - drugs and cheating and payoffs.

Elon Musk/Amber Heard & Johnny Depp

Blind Item #8

In a recent interview, Congressman Madison Cawthorn said this:

"The sexual perversion that goes on in Washington, I mean, being kind of a young guy in Washington, average age is probably 60 or 70. I look at a lot of these people, a lot of them that I've looked up to through my life—I've always paid attention to politics—then all of a sudden you get invited to, 'Oh hey we're going to have a sexual get together at one of our homes, you should come. 'What did you just ask me to come to?' And then you realize they're asking you to come to an orgy."

Any guesses?

Blind Item #7 - Old Hollywood

It wasn't a slap, but this now deceased A list actor/rapist who has an A list celebrity offspring, once overheard a woman in a restaurant talking about the lack of acting ability the actor had. The actor walked up behind the woman and dumped an entire bottle of maple syrup over her head and then walked out.

Blind Items Revealed #1

Speaking of hypocritical A list athletes, I'm assuming that this permanent A+ list NBA player would still give the same love and hype and support and publicity to the A list NFL player if his daughter was one of the sexual assault victims of the NFL player. Oh, I get it. It is because the NBA player doesn't think any of the victims are worth caring about, but his daughter would be. Maybe. Good to know.

LeBron James/Deshaun Watson

Blind Item #6

The celebrity offspring model of a permanent A list model was tired of her fake relationship and the actor calling the paps all the time. Our offspring is not thirsty. The new guy she is dating is though, and even though this relationship involves actual sex, she is not thrilled about the constant pap calls.

Blind Item #5

The original A+ list TikTok star who has probably broken out more than anyone hangs out in public with her boyfriend. While he is off with other men, our star hangs out with a Netflix executive who pays her six figures per month.

Blind Item #4

I'm sure he is probably just a friend or a maintenance guy or a manny or some other type of innocent explanation for the overnight visitor to the home of the wife of this A list actor who is out of town for work.

Blind Item #3

I know a reporter won't ever ask the A+/A list assaulter/shadow Scientologist why he is on record making fun of other people for alopecia, but maybe when his actress wife sits everyone down around the red table for a good fake cry while she texts her latest boy toy, it can be mentioned.

Blind Item #2

I can't decide if I want this one named A- list singer to be described as sounding like playing Powerball, or described as sounding like a misspelled coffee drink. I will probably go with the latter. Someone needs to tell her that her rapping boyfriend who is in a fake marriage to stay in the country, only buys her knockoff gifts.

Blind Item #1

It is amazing the wife of this alliterate actor took him back after his sexual assaults against other women, but when she busted him cheating last month, the marriage was done.

Monday, March 28, 2022

Blind Item #41 - Oscars

Much to the chagrin of the boyfriend, this permanent A list "singer" was invited to the magazine party, but chose not to attend. Apparently the boyfriend tried his best to come without her, but the powers that be said no.

Blind Item #40 - Oscars

Apparently these two co-stars who are both foreign born and who you all know and had that recent hit streaming show together, are still hooking up when the time is right. The actress had just shown off her boyfriend but was sticking her tongue in the ear of her co-star at a party after the show.

Blind Item #39 - Oscars

This A- list mostly movie actress was in this spot much earlier in the blinds today. I will say she is a very happy drunk and loves everyone when she is drunk.

Blind Item #38 - Oscars

It will be a tough get, but the early front runner for host next year is this Oscar winner who stars on a hot television show and was a part of the show last night.

Blind Item #37 - Oscars

This extremely wealthy B list comic/actor was doing his best to hook up with a member of these singing sisters. He would not stop talking about how much money he has.

Blind Item #36 - Oscars

Speaking of the magazine party, the powers that be were fawning over the assaulter and his family and telling him how much they loved him and his family and one even said they totally understood the violence. The family then sat for a photo and it was really tone deaf by the magazine.

Blind Item #35 - Oscars

At the magazine party, this foreign born A- list comic actress treated all the help like crap. She is really turning into a not nice person.

Blind Item #34 - Oscars

This foreign born three named actress is probably B list. She did have her very own television show not that long ago, but has never made it big. She assumes that is why she was invited to a party last night where a B list celebrity was a co-host and it was nothing but a casting couch hell hole set up by some smarmy producers.

Blind Item #33 - Oscars

Apparently last night was the first time this A/A- list mostly movie actress who was part of one of the biggest franchises of all time and is an Oscar winner/nominee heard the story about the A- list comedian who likes to to go brothels in Mexico looking for underage girls who resemble a character the actress played as a young girl and then rapes them. The comedian brags about his quest all the time.

Blind Item #32 - Oscars

The A+ list mostly movie actor had been drinking last night. There was some buzz just after midnight and again very early in the morning that he might go to "rehab." I put it in quotes because it is the celebrity cult's version of rehab.

Blind Item #31 - Oscars

Speaking of the party in #30, one of the attendees left about 430am so she could get a few hours before taking one of her kids to school. She said there was a strange vibe to the party because so many people had slept with the man hosting it and his wife usually bars those people from parties she attends. The host seemed oblivious and was just doing what he wanted last night. Apparently everyone was shocked that our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer was there.

Blind Item #30 - Oscars

Because of some of the horrible people this actress/producer has dated over the years, people think the worst of her or that she is not talented. She is a great actress/producer and won multiple Emmy Awards. She is also sleeping with the permanent A list rapper, which must have made things awkward last night.

Blind Item #29 - Oscars

This permanent A list country singer who has also acted and had an affair or two during her first marriage, was passing out big tips to anyone who helped her last night. The more she made use of the bar, the more generous she became.

Blind Item #28 - Oscars

In the runup to the event this weekend, all you heard coming from the camp of this A list actor, who, depending on the week and release generally holds a record, is how much he is devoted to his significant other. I guess that is true if you say that he never left his significant other for any of his dozens up dozens of hookups over the years.

Blind Item #27 - Oscars

The meme actor was his usual jerk self last night and barely paid attention to anyone who couldn't do him a favor. He just was scrolling nonstop through a dating app.

Blind Item #26 - Oscars

This A list showrunner/director/creator/producer was in his element last night as he held court at various events. It is always interesting to watch those who are extra ingratiating. It means they either need a job or he supplied them with one of the underage boys from his charity.

Blind Item #25 - Oscars

Late last week I got a tip that this A list model/B+ list actress who everyone under the age of 25 knows, was busted after a premiere, smoking meth outside in an alley. Considering the number of tips that come in about the cast of a show she is on, I wanted something a little more solid. Her driver last night said the model/actress was with her date and as soon as they sat down, all he could smell was burned plastic. As a former addict, he knows that smell all to well. Now, could it have been the date? Sure, but the date wasn't at the premiere the other night.

Blind Item #24 - Oscars

Speaking of TikTok stars, there was one who was everywhere last night, despite the fact they once drugged and then date raped someone during college.

Blind Item #23 - Oscars

This B list celebrity has a very famous last name. Somehow she was invited last night to the show. After the show, she discovered her husband has slept with a TikTok star who was also in attendance.

Blind Item #22 - Oscars

At the opposite end of the spectrum to the actress in #21 is this other actress, who was given the same type of opportunity, but played it all wrong and did not do a great job or even a good job. Every interview was awkward and she will not be invited back.

Blind Item #21 - Oscars

One actress is set to receive a huge boost to her career. No one knew she could do hosting/interviews/speaking on the fly. She is going to get some new career opportunities that will be very high profile. Everyone was talking about her.

Blind Item #20 - Oscars

This winner last night did not hide her joy at winning. She worked those voters and those FYC events like she was getting paid. Did she talk smack about one of her fellow nominees. It depends on who you ask. One person said yes and that it was particularly nasty and another said they came in late to the conversation our winner was having with someone about it and that it was more bragging than nasty.

Blind Item #19 - Oscars

She hardly ever comes out to Los Angeles any longer. She is pretty much set in stone in NYC. She has never had a lot of friends. The massive NDA she signed makes it difficult to get to know her all that well. From what I understand she spent all day Saturday steadily drinking and alternating between Bloody Mary's and White Claw. She was a mess yesterday and the makeup artist she hired for yesterday bailed when the actress overslept. So, a last minute replacement was found who said the room would have exploded if someone lit a match because the alcohol fumes were that intense. Last night she showed up to parties and put on a smile, but no one who saw her said she looked happy to be there.

Blind Item #18 - Oscars

The actress/drug addict/muse reminds me of when Lady Gaga had to start wearing dresses of meat just to keep ramping up the buzz. One day she realized she had to stop shark jumping and be herself. The actress/drug addict/muse has no real talent, so will never learn that lesson. As one spy last night put it at a party they both attended, "She is f**king annoying."

Blind Item #17 - Oscars

At one big early in the evening party, a spy said that this married B+ list actor who comes from an entertainment family and has zero chance of ever being the highest on the list in said family, was doing coke and making out with an actress who was not his wife. Fascinating. But wait, there is more. Later that evening, he went to a different party with his wife in different clothes that didn't smell of perfume and sweat.

Blind Item #16 - Oscars

It might have seemed like a good idea to someone at some point, but it turned out to be a very massive flop for the A- list actress from an acting family and the skit/song she decided to do with this Grammy winner at a big party. She really does have next level thirst. Can someone please give her a home improvement show and put us out of our collective misery.

Blind Item #15 - Oscars

At the magazine after party, this back in the day A- list actress who was a mainstay in romantic comedies was reminiscing about the permanent A list actor mentioned in an earlier blind. She said that if you wanted to get those roles, then you would sleep with the married actor whenever he asked. Even if it wasn't a movie he was going to be involved in, he would make a few calls and get you in the movie or kicked off the movie. She related the story in a resigned voice, as if it was just part of the game rather than being overly disgusted by it.

Blind Item #14 - Oscars

Other than hitting on as many women as possible in the shortest amount of time, this foreign born alliterate actor seemed most interested in the amount of coke one human could do in a night.

Blind Item #13 - Oscars

Speaking of the more popular show in #12, this actress who starred on it for a little while has been back in town for the past month or so. I know of a couple of people who asked about a certain dead singer and she wouldn't say anything. It was kind of disappointing. She was way more focused on the producer old enough to be her grandfather, that she has been sleeping with since coming back to town.

Blind Item #12 - Oscars

This alliterate actor peaked at A- list when he starred in an almost network hit show. He is on television now, but on a show that is not nearly as popular. He is closeted, and last night was flirting with a waiter very hard at one of the biggest parties. They exchanged phone numbers and a quick kiss.

Blind Item #11 - Oscars

Speaking of very kind actresses, this A- list actress is an offspring and is set to eclipse everyone in her family very soon. Outside of one party, our actress must have stood around and taken photos with fans for a solid twenty minutes while the people with her went inside.

Blind Item #10 - Oscars

Speaking of the movie mentioned in #9, there is a foreign born actress who should have been nominated, but wasn't. She used a trick at multiple parties last night that everyone loved because she is such a nice person. A genuinely nice person. Our actress is old enough to drink in her country, but not here. No one would have cared if she hit any of the bars for a drink, but she didn't want to take any chances, so a running story line at one of the parties were the different lines she would give to various people, to have them bring her a drink.

Blind Item #9 - Oscars

Everyone could get behind the Best Picture nominee. What more than one screenwriter ranted about last night (with the expected winner of one category being the loudest), is that to win an adapted screenplay award, one should have to do more than use Google translate.

Blind Item #8 - Oscars

At the same party as #7, this model/actor was rolling on mushrooms and pot and apparently made it a point to begin every conversation with that statement. Also, when did he dump the girlfriend he had been seeing?

Blind Item #7 - Oscars

At a viewing party, this A- list actor who likes open bars and going commando had a date. That didn't stop him from going after this streaming real estate star very aggressively. She didn't seem to mind until our actor went from buzzed to drunk.

Blind Item #6 - Oscars

This B+ list actress starred on a very iconic hit cable show and has been on a middling hit too. She didn't like anything the stylists brought her, so wore something she picked out and bought herself. She cried when she saw all the negative things about her outfit.

Blind Item #5 - Oscars

This permanent A list mostly movie actor/jobbed nominee did not lecture the assaulter after the assault, but did have words. However, he did have perhaps the line of the night while on the red carpet. He spotted the alliterate reality star and her thirsty boyfriend and their antics and said this was the Oscars and not the MTV Video Music Awards.

Blind Item #4 - Oscars

As great as one of this trio was doing red carpet duties (more on them later), one of them didn't bother to watch any of the movies, or even know what they were about, or the plot and made for some very cringe worthy moments. Incidentally, they thought they did great. No. The producers were horrified they hadn't studied any of the package about the nominees.

Blind Item #3 - Oscars

This sometime superhero quietly stage whispered drinking songs most of the night as he got completely hammered. Judging by those who got up and close to him, showering had not been a thing with him for several days.

Blind Item #2 - Oscars

Speaking of outfits, until about three weeks prior to the show, this foreign born A- list actress was supposed to wear the dress that this front row actress/nominee ended up wearing. Our foreign born actress got the better end of the deal and ended up on best dressed lists while the other actress' look was criticized.

Blind Item #1 - Oscars

This A- list actress who starred in at least one franchise knew she wasn't going to win, which affected what she decided to wear and not wear. If she did win, her stylist with her heels was long gone two minutes after the red carpet.

Academy Awards Winners

Best supporting actress

Jessie Buckley (The Lost Daughter)
Ariana DeBose (West Side Story) – WINNER!
Judi Dench (Belfast)
Kirsten Dunst (The Power of the Dog)
Aunjanue Ellis (King Richard)

Best costume design

Cruella – WINNER!
Cyrano
Dune
Nightmare Alley
West Side Story

Best sound

Belfast
Dune – WINNER!
No Time to Die
The Power of the Dog
West Side Story

Best original score

Don’t Look Up
Dune – WINNER!
Encanto
Parallel Mothers
The Power of the Dog

Best adapted screenplay

Coda (Sian Heder) – WINNER!
Drive My Car (Ryusuke Hamaguchi, Takamasa Oe)
Dune (Eric Roth, Jon Spaihts, Denis Villeneuve)
The Lost Daughter (Maggie Gyllenhaal)
The Power of the Dog (Jane Campion)

Best original screenplay

Belfast (Kenneth Branagh) – WINNER!
Don’t Look Up (Adam McKay, David Sirota)
Licorice Pizza (Paul Thomas Anderson)
King Richard (Zach Baylin)
The Worst Person in the World (Eskil Vogt, Joachim Trier)

Best animated short

Affairs of the Art
Bestia
Boxballet
Robin Robin
The Windshield Wiper – WINNER!

Best live action short

Ala Kachuu – Take and Run
The Dress
The Long Goodbye – WINNER!
On My Mind
Please Hold

Best supporting actor

Ciarán Hinds (Belfast)
Troy Kotsur (Coda) – WINNER!
Jesse Plemons (The Power of the Dog)
JK Simmons (Being the Ricardos)
Kodi Smit-McPhee (The Power of the Dog)

Best film editing

Don’t Look Up
Dune – WINNER!
King Richard
The Power of the Dog
tick, tick… BOOM!

Best makeup & hairstyling

Coming 2 America
Cruella
Dune
The Eyes of Tammy Faye – WINNER!
House of Gucci

Best animated feature

Encanto – WINNER!
Flee
Luca
The Mitchells Vs the Machines
Raya and the Last Dragon

Best documentary feature

Ascension
Attica
Flee
Summer of Soul – WINNER!
Writing With Fire

Best documentary short

Audible
Lead Me Home
The Queen of Basketball – WINNER!
Three Songs for Benazir
When We Were Bullies

Best original song

Be Alive (King Richard)
Dos Oruguitas (Encanto)
Down to Joy (Belfast)
No Time to Die (No Time to Die) – WINNER!
Somehow You Do (Four Good Days)

Best cinematography

Dune – WINNER!
Nightmare Alley
The Power of the Dog
The Tragedy of Macbeth
West Side Story

Best international feature

Drive My Car – WINNER!
Flee
The Hand of God
Lunana: A Yak in the Classroom
The Worst Person in the World

Best production design

Dune – WINNER!
Nightmare Alley
The Power of the Dog
The Tragedy of Macbeth
West Side Story

Best visual effects

Dune – WINNER!
Free Guy
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
No Time to Die
Spider-Man: No Way Home

Best actress

Jessica Chastain (The Eyes of Tammy Faye) – WINNER!
Olivia Colman (The Lost Daughter)
Penélope Cruz (Parallel Mothers)
Nicole Kidman (Being the Ricardos)
Kristen Stewart (Spencer)

Best actor

Javier Bardem (Being the Ricardos)
Benedict Cumberbatch (The Power of the Dog)
Andrew Garfield (tick, tick … BOOM!)
Will Smith (King Richard) – WINNER!
Denzel Washington (The Tragedy of Macbeth)

Best director

Kenneth Branagh (Belfast)
Drive My Car (Ryûsuke Hamaguchi)
Paul Thomas Anderson (Licorice Pizza)
Jane Campion (The Power of the Dog) – WINNER!
Steven Spielberg (West Side Story)

Best picture

Belfast
Coda – WINNER!
Don’t Look Up
Drive My Car
Dune
King Richard
Licorice Pizza
Nightmare Alley
The Power of the Dog
West Side Story

Sunday, March 27, 2022

Blind Item #8

Even though the song played during the credits, it looks like the one named singer is finally going to get an Oscar statue which is why the three named jack of all trades will be staying home tonight.

Blind Item #7

The child murderer hit a red carpet for a premiere this past week. You would think the executives from the cable channel would freak out, but they all wanted photos with her.

Blind Item #6

The widow of this recently deceased musician does not have kind things to say about his boss.

Blind Item #5 - Mr. X - Old Hollywood

When asking about his immediate family in interviews, this permanent A list actor/writer/director/producer/auteur would mention that he had an older brother but didn’t give any details about his whereabouts. It was too painful a topic to discuss. His older brother was institutionalized as a child because he had “learning difficulties” (which is a long ago term for someone on the autism spectrum) and was prone to violent outbursts. The auteur always put some money aside in a bank account for his brother. During around the time our actor/director made the film he is best known for today his older brother had a lobotomy. When told of this news, the auteur went on a booze bender to end all benders out of guilt. He always had a paranoia about ending up like his older brother. His older brother died in a nursing home about ten years before his younger brother did. A few years before his death, the auteur had himself tested for autism. He didn’t have it, but he did have a slight form of ADHD, which didn’t surprise him.

Blind Items Revealed #4

It seems a tad hypocritical for this foreign born A list tennis player to not like any criticism of her, but then hangs around the reality family for publicity who do nothing but manipulate and criticize and who include some really awful people looking for nothing more than to gain more power/money/fame from anyone they can crush.

Naomi Osaka/Kardashians

Blind Items Revealed #3

The question for this permanent A list model/host of multiple reality shows, is whether she wants to work at a place where she might actually have to work to earn her eight figure salary. The new executive producer won't let her do what she has been doing. She knows if they fire her though, there will be a big check coming her way and a lot of backlash headed theirs. She will probably roll the dice and continue to do nothing but show up for the show.

Tyra Banks/Dancing With The Stars

Blind Items Revealed #2

The murdering serial rapist husband of the foreign born A list rapper is lucky he is not facing multiple perjury charges and that his lawyer is not being disbarred after what they plead under penalty of perjury in a recent filing which was proven to be an easily provable lie.

Kenneth Petty/Nicki Minaj

Blind Items Revealed #1