I checked in with a friend, whom you all know, for the latest on the celebrity CEO. Our friend tells me the celebrity CEO is losing massive amounts of money on the bird company, which he predicated the CEO would be forced to buy, after the contract was signed this spring. Advertisers have fled, and our CEO has no way out of the situation. The CEO's rocket company is trying to get more money at a higher valuation this week, but may not find any takers. Demand for the cars produced by the celebrity CEO's company has peaked, and will likely begin to decline in the near future. Finally, the CEO borrowed a ton of money to buy the bird company against the stock he owns in the car company, and he may soon be forced to sell a massive amount of stock, due to margin calls.
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