Saturday, November 20, 2021

Blind Item #8

With the second in line now leaking to the media, there will either be a truce or an all out war where all of the dirty laundry of the family will be aired, including of course that background report prepared about the alliterate one by the security services in advance of her marriage. That would mean of course other affairs involving the second in line would also be leaked. A truce might be the better way to go for them. For us, the public, the all out war would be best.

Blind Item #7

 The plan is for this A list rapper to declare bankruptcy, which of course would be deep fiction. He doesn't care about anyone else other than himself and keeping every penny he has earned. He wants to jam things up in court for as long as possible.

Blind Item #6

I am not sure the A+ list singer has fully contemplated what happens if every single one of her exes should decide to come out. What if it is just one or two? Is that a manageable storm? Will it then be seen that perhaps they were cast in a role by her for them to play?

Blind Item #5

A few weeks ago, I told you about the A list singer/bad actor sleeping with this former A+ list singer while he was still dating the A list "singer." The A list "singer" knows about it and also how the former A+ list singer slept with producers/writers to get tracks that were supposed to go to our "singer." There will be a war.

Blind Items Revealed #4

November 11, 2021

The background statements being released to the press from "sources" aka the momager really do make it seem as if this A- list reality star with a lucrative side gig had a percentage in the tragic concert and was not just there as a bystander

Kris Jenner/Kylie Jenner/Astroworld

Blind Items Revealed #3

November 11, 2021

So, this foreign born former A list actor cheated on his long long time wife with a mistress and dumped the wife. Now, he has been dumped by the mistress but decided to pretend it was for another reason, so he would look better in the press than the NFL star. 

Simon Baker/Rebecca Rigg/Laura May Gibbs (attended anti-vaxx protest)/Aaron Rodgers

Blind Items Revealed #2

November 11, 2021

There are at least three women that are having an affair with the significant other of a Potomac Housewife.

Juan Dixon/Robyn Dixon

Blind Items Revealed #1

November 11, 2021

Giving knives as a gift is bad luck. To which royal did the alliterate one give a knife as a Christmas present?

Kate Middleton/Meghan Markle

Blind Item #4

Right now it is just a rebranding and not a split, but adding the name of a boy bander to her own did nothing for her career, except not get her expelled from the movie industry in her own country. She can't go back to being single because wives won't let her work with their husbands. No one here would care if they split, because no one believes it is real anyway.

Blind Item #3

The only reason this A+ list celebrity chef tried to hide the identity of his girlfriend while on national television is because the other two women he is dating would know they are not really exclusive as he claims.

Blind Item #2

This Congressman represents a very conservative Midwest district.   He has publicly considered a run for an open office this year, higher up on the totem pole, in his state.   The primary is already crowded, but that isn’t the real reason our Congressman will not run.  Our Congressman is deeply closeted, and would be outed by his opponents in a contested primary.

Blind Item #1

If I told you that you could get a return on your money of 60,000% investing in soap making, would you believe me? No, you would call it a Ponzi scheme. So, how come just because something is crypto rather than soap, you think it is all about a new process they have, or an understanding they have that others don't, or the founder is a standup guy, or others are making a fortune, why not me. Just because it takes five different downloads and a half dozen different platforms to actually invest in the Ponzi scheme, does not make it one. So, this is your warning about the scheme with the name of a song from a former A list a-hole and 80's band/unit of measurement.

Friday, November 19, 2021

Blind Item #14 - Reader Blind

This A- list foreign born superhero has been a frequent name in many blind item sites, especially regarding a relationship with his barely legal co-star (who is in fact dating an older co-star of the streaming show). The question is who is the one behind this career sabotage? Is it the fellow A- list actor wanting to take over his superhero role, or is it the scorned ex girlfriend out for revenge.

Blind Item #13

This alliterate permanent A list singer finally reached a settlement with her ex which will allow her to stop selling off her possessions to keep up her lifestyle. She is getting $1M+ per month.

Blind Item #12 - Reader Blind

This A- list athlete/entertainer turned mostly movie actor can say one thing about his departure from the franchise, but the reality is he is starting gender transition. He wants to become a woman, but at the same time realizes that the years of steroid abuse will make it difficult for him to pass, so he'll present as non-binary at least for now.

Blind Item #11 - Reader Blind

There have been a number of articles this year about the significant other of this wannabe A++ lister who is current A+ lister, and could likely be an  A++ lister in the future.

These articles are fluff.  If they really wanted to dig, they should look at their romantic life. Yes the significant other has kids and a prior partner but most of their relationships have been same sex.  The A+ lister and their marriage is more like a business arrangement.

Blind Item #10

It seems highly unlikely that any sort of reunion could have been filmed without someone leaking it, but there is buzz that a Housewives reunion was attempted at one point and shut down almost as soon as it started.

Blind Item #9 - Reader Blind

In the early nineties two Armenian American cousins in their 20’s were horsing around in a white Mercedes one night on Benedict Canyon. They admit they were driving recklessly.  They came around a sharp corner and almost ran an oncoming Porsche off the road.  The young men laughed off the close call, but moments later the Porsche was right on their tail.  A harrowing high-speed chase ensued through the winding canyon. The Porsche was trying to run the Mercedes off the road.  The young men were terrified and pulled into a pullout hoping the Porsche would disappear, but the car pulled in right behind them, blocking them in. The driver of the Porsche jumped out of the car and was furious. The young men recognized the man to be the A list mostly television star/accused murderer.  The actor ran to the Mercedes and slapped the driver through the window and attempted to choke him. “I ought to rip your punk head off!” the actor growled, and a heavy scent of alcohol wafted into the car. The actor unleashed his fury and then got back into the Porsche and sped away. A surreal Hollywood scene, to say the least. 

Blind Items Revealed #5 - Anniversary Month

December 13, 2017

This A list celebrity host keeps on talking a good game, but until he stops cheating on his celebrity girlfriend with the former A- list mostly television actress, it is all talk.

Anthony Bourdain/Asia Argento/Rose McGowan

Four For Friday - Where Is Part Two? Anniversary Month

Back in 2018, a reader sent in their entry for a memorable night. There was supposed to be a second part, but it never came, and I forgot about their first part. Here it is, in its entirety.

The 5 Lady Loves of My Life 

This BI will probably end up running really long, thus I both warn and apologize in advance.  Pretty foolish request up front, but please don’t speculate as to my identity or the identities of my 5 Lady Loves (especially the last one, Lady #5, as we have been married shy of 2 decades now and she’ll kill me if she finds out), as none of us are famous.  I think there will be enough fun tidbits for people to guess at without us anyway. 

That said, let’s hop in the DeLorean and let it take us back 25 years almost to the day, to the waning days of this legendary L.A. FM rock station (#1) that had exploded onto the scene in the tail end of the big hair bands era of the ‘80s.  Said station had launched with much fanfare with an inaugural song (#2), an iconic song by a legendary rock band (#3) that the station would go on to use in a signature marketing ploy – every time they would play said song, a caller had a chance to win $10,000 if I remember correctly.  Funny enough, my buddy’s kid brother called up the station to request they play the song, only to be cussed out on air by the legendary DJ (#4).  Before the station would disappear into the mists of time, it was even honored/mocked by having this other legendary alternative rock station #5 bring it back not too long after - if only for a day #6

Spring Break in L.A., the first year in many that I wouldn’t either have to work for the old man or be able to go out of town to blow off some steam and celebrate.  I grew up in the industry “on the wrong side of the tracks” so to speak – working long hours whenever I could spare the time for the old man - helping out on gear, props, equipment, anything and everything behind the scenes, behind the camera, in the background as the son of a “mad scientist” technical genius who made a pretty decent living as a freelance (and usually uncredited…in fact almost entirely uncredited per the old man’s IMDB page) technical/engineering consultant, special effects man, prop master, and occasional stuntman and minor/bit part character actor.  He was a “fixer” less in the Ray Donovan sense and more in the scientific sense – when a studio had some sort of technical problem they couldn’t solve, my dad was one of if not the go-to guy to come up with out of the box, creative solutions.  His far-too-often-unsung efforts won his various employers numerous Oscars, Emmys, VMAs and Clio awards over the decades.  But enough about me and my fam (for now), let’s get on with one of those crazy nights.

Now there’s something people need to understand about L.A. – not only is it chock full of the world’s finest ladies most trying to make it or break it in showbiz, drawn to the glitz and glamour of the industry like moths to the flame, but it’s also blessed that the home grown variety, those sun kissed California girls, were hardly ever what one would consider to be runners up in the aesthetics department.  Speaking of blessed, I, one of a seemingly rare breed of non-transplant, native born Angeleno sons, have been blessed in my forty-something years on this earth to have loved and been loved by 5 of California’s (if not the world’s) absolute best…every single one of them, while not famous, a goddess in my mind.  Each as lovely on the inside as they are/were on the outside. 

While there are many tales that I may one day tell of myself, my experiences, and my Lady Loves, today’s tale focuses on Lady #4, who we will call Washington. Washington and I (along with Ladies #1 & #3) attended the same high school, a pretty nice public school that was in those days both famous for its academic excellence and quality as well as notorious for its wild party scene.  In fact, an alum of the school had directed a pretty successful cult classic teen coming-of-age movie that was heavily influenced by his own experiences at the school/town (#7).  It had a kinda-sorta “in spirit” remake/variation not too long ago (#8).  The place even had a rabid pack of rocket scientists in its backyard, not just the rock band we’ll get to very soon that used to play in and around those backyards.

I was a couple of years ahead of Washington, and had been a few months past breaking up with Lady #3.  Washington and I had a class together that year, and over that fall, winter and spring we grew close, very close, and in the time leading up to Spring Break she found herself torn between her douchelord of an on again off again boyfriend and me.  The boyfriend, conveniently for us, decided to be his douche self and break up with Washington prior to heading out of town for Spring Break.  I would deal with that Grade A Shit heel in time, but at that time I decided to put my personal desires and wants aside and just be the Friend Zone shoulder for her to cry on.  And cry she did – that first weekend of Spring Break it was tough to see her break down like she did, especially with the unrequited feelings of love, passion, and desire I most definitely had for her, and was sure she had for me.  But I was working on a plan to cheer her up, with the help of a friend of mine who had a line on a hush hush event that was coming up the middle of that Spring Break week. 

My buddy had some very good connections throughout the L.A. music scene, including at this Legendary Sunset Strip venue (#9) – one of the most storied clubs in America if not the world.  He had heard a few days prior that this Legendary rock band with a pair of brothers (#10) was going to be putting on another “secret” show there that Wednesday (#11) – though hopefully it wouldn’t end up like the previous one (#12).  As both of us were YUUUUUUUUGE fans of the group, he made sure to arrange that we could get in.  I told him to do whatever it takes to make sure Washington could get in too, as she was also a big fan.  I wanted to surprise her that day to try to kickstart her heart through the grieving process and get her out of her funk.  My buddy said he’d try but no promises, to which I responded not good enough, make it happen…OR ELSE! (No, not that last bit...I was firm but polite...and begged him to please help me make that magic happen). 

Now the only thing to do was to arrange for her to go out with me that night for a surprise “date”.  She didn’t want to go out at first, but I convinced her to just meet me for a couple of hours at a Spring Break house party another of our friends was throwing while his parents were out of town.  When I first saw her at the party, my heart skipped a beat.  Even after days of being down and inconsolable, crying all the time, and not giving a shit about her appearance, even as a shadow of her previous self, she was radiant.  Absolutely stunning.  Gorgeous.  Like magic, one of my favorite 80’s love songs began playing in the background…a song that will always remind me of that moment: The Outfield – Your Love.  We went outside to a quieter, more private spot to talk, and she was still feeling down…I didn’t blame her, but the hopeless romantic in me ached to see her suffering. 

We talked for a little while, but we were getting close to the time when we would have to leave to head to the concert.  I told her I’m going for broke – that I planned a surprise to try to cheer her up, but she would have to trust me and leave with me right then and there.  In the future, we would go together to the Strip quite often, especially to this other legendary club right off of it (#13).  Another song, an obscure rock love ballad by a ragtag group made up of members of other bands, was playing in the background.  The song will forever be seared in my memory, although years later, I would forget the name of the band and the name of the song.  I would remember the lyrics, the rhythm, the beat of it – set to the memory, in slo-mo, of Washington’s beautiful, ocean big and ocean blue eyes blinking, me wiping a tear away from them, her finally cracking a smile.  That song would become my version of Al Bundy’s “Hmmm Hmmm HIMMMM”, until I finally found out its name again, a few years ago (#14).

I don’t know what compelled me to look up right at that moment, but – and I know this is going to sound like some sort of cliché bullshit but it absolutely positively happened – a bluish green shooting star streaked across the sky from East to West.  What can I say, I took it as a sign and moved in to kiss her…it was literally like a scene out of a John Hughes film (one of my favorite ones actually – Weird Science, where the guys get the girls after fighting off the Mad Max mutant bikers, and a pair of shooting stars streak across the sky as they kiss them).  And of course because the universe loves to play with us silly humans, just like that, yet another played out cliché - who happened to show up and start breaking up the party and juuuuuuust then, the most inopportune time?  The cops, or to be precise in this jurisdiction, the LASD.  I couldn’t make this up if I tried.  SIGHHHHHH…

I took Washington’s hand in mine, and told her it was now or never – I would be fine with whatever she chose to do – either go out with me that night to parts and places unknown, or we could go home, but she had to choose. 

Your Turn

What age have you enjoyed enough where that would be the perfect age to spend the rest of your life without getting older.

Blind Items Revealed #4

November 11, 2021

The celebrity CEO’s "poll" this past weekend, was a total sham. He is so thirsty. The decision was made months ago, along with filing the paperwork.

Elon Musk

Blind Items Revealed #3

November 10, 2021

An ex of this offspring of an A++ lister who already had an unusual tale to tell, has told several friends that the offspring would force her to do drugs and then make her do threesomes with the offspring. One of those times turned bad and she ran away and wanted nothing to do with him after that.

Hunter Biden

Blind Items Revealed #2

November 10, 2021

It is interesting how the A list model only mentions one guy paying for her services and not the dozens others who would not hesitate to make her life miserable for the rest of her life. 

Emily Ratajkowski/Jho Low

Blind Item #8

No matter how many times the reality family sandbags the public with lies/mistruths/falsehoods/publicity stunts and so much more, everyone seems to readily accept the latest stunt shoved down their throats. Tragedy? What tragedy? Law school still? What law school? Divorce? What divorce? Look at this shiny new object.

Blind Item #7

The one named permanent A list celebrity is backing her long time protégé/money maker in his bid for political office. Both agree there is money to be made.

Blind Items Revealed #1

November 10, 2021

I thought this very young climate activist was not a meat eater. Unless they have created some type of steak that looks like a steak cooked at a steakhouse, then I guess she has now a meat eater.

Greta Thunberg

Blind Item #6

See, the math has always been the sticking point for the comedian. For this to work, the actress and the comedian would have been hooking up prior to going to rehab or a split in his marriage, which of course contradicts everything about meeting in church or some kind of nonsense and why he doesn't think he is the father. He wants proof.

Blind Item #5

As I told you a couple of months ago, the contract between the A- list offspring of at least one permanent A lister and her "boyfriend," ended. It is just now being made official to the news media.

Blind Item #4

This serial cheating former A list rapper didn't want his wife to know about the super expensive gift to one of his mistresses. Now, the wife is probably going to be on the hook for the $1M because the rapper doesn't have that kind of money.

Blind Item #3

It is not the first time an arena/stadium has sold naming rights to a scam corporation, but other than Enron, this will be the most visible when it implodes.

Blind Item #2

This A list screenwriter/author never got any love for his always broken Tesla. Then, he posts to Twitter and the company bends over backwards to help and then begs him to take down his post so his 100K+ followers don't see it.

Blind Item #1

The A list singer/sometime bad actor already knows his wife will put up with him cheating and getting busted publicly, so of course he is going to keep cheating.

Thursday, November 18, 2021

Blind Item #15

The alliterate one told the exact same story almost a decade ago about a different boyfriend she was dating at the time. She is becoming very Ryan Reynolds with her story telling.

Blind Item #14

There is a pretty high bar to be reached for the biggest bomb of her career for this A list everything in her mind actress/singer, but she definitely has a shot with her latest movie.

Blind Item #13

 This former A list OC Housewife is cheating on her significant other.

Blind Item #12

 Almost two decades ago, these five co-stars from a singing show put $5K each into a pot and the winner was the first person to get nominated for an Oscar. We finally could have a winner this year.

Blind Item #11

Almost a month ago, I wrote a blind item on a different platform about two celebrity best friends, one of whom is an A lister. Since, I wrote the blind, neither have hung out together since. They had long standing plans to get together this week, but didn't. 

Blind Item #10

This A/A- list reality star all of you know, is not only faking travel COVID tests for herself, but also for her kids who don't like being tested.

Blind Item #9

Whenever this A- list actor/wannabe singer has a new show or movie that is about to come out, this ex, goes all in. She brings up his drug use/abuse/underage girls/strippers/child neglect and anything else she can to derail his career. You have to admire her playing the long game. She is at it again right now. It doesn't seem to affect him or his career though. One of these days maybe she can make it stick.

Blind Items Revealed #5 - Anniversary Month

December 15, 2021

You arrive back at your place after a date with your girlfriend and open the door to your apartment. There, seated on your couch is your ex who apparently traveled across the ocean for this surprise. This is what happened to this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor, his girlfriend and his A+/A list ex who is also a co-star. Apparently she must really want him back. 

Nicholas Hoult/Jennifer Lawrence

Today's Blind Items - Convenient - Anniversary Month

This actress is foreign born. She has a franchise that moved from television to movies and has the most secret love life. In a way, she will tell you she is extremely lucky that she is able to use something from her past, to keep people asking about her love life. At the time our encounter happened, I didn't know her because I hadn't seen the show which made her famous. I knew of the show, but had never seen it. I was at a club with some friends and was fairly bored. I was thinking about heading back to the house where everyone had parked their cars. I was about to leave when two women with British accents came up to me and said they had no money and asked if I wanted to buy them a drink. Why not. I buy them a drink and the next thing I know, they are sitting at a table making out. Making out is almost too mild of a term for what they were doing. Judging by the growing interest in what the pair were doing, I think many of us would not have been surprised if they took it many steps further right then and there. They would drain their drinks and ask if they could have another and then get right back to doing what they were doing. It never happened to me before and never since. I'm fairly sure the other dozen or so people who witnessed it would say the same.

I honestly can't remember what month it happened, but probably late summer. Fast forward a few months to January. It is Golden Globes time and I am in my award season brunch hangout seeing what I can see. It is a buffet, so I am moving from station to station looking for food and also looking at many of the men and women who are eating the same buffet but already full on dressed to leave for the award shows. Others, who get to arrive later, are still in regular clothes. I saw a woman getting a steamed dumpling and thought she looked familiar. During those buffets, that was not an unusual sensation. It is taking that thought and then going through your memory until you can identify the person. I was drawing a blank. I wasn't really paying attention to what I was doing and we bumped into each other and both said sorry. I heard her voice. Boom. I was back to the summer and that bar and that voice. I looked and then looked again, and I was sure. The problem is I still didn't know who she was or if she was an actress or a publicist or what. I watched where she went and at her table were two other actresses. I didn't know that at the time and didn't recognize them. Then, a stroke of genius. An actor walked up to them and they all knew him and I knew who he was and I went to his IMDb page so fast. I saw what show he was starring in and then went down the list of cast and there was my actress. 

I had a name and I had a face and I had quite the little tale to turn into a blind item. So, imagine my surprise when she supposedly ended up with a boyfriend/fiancé, which flew in the face of what I had seen in person. Everything I learned about her was that she had never in her life dated a man, but here she was, supposedly head over heels in love. It was the perfect situation. When he ended up leaving her under fairly novel circumstances, it gave her an excuse to never discuss her love life again.  

Your Turn

 Do you remember your first phone number?

Blind Items Revealed #4

November 10, 2021

The brother of the celebrity CEO took millions in PPP money from the government an used it for himself, rather than his employees. Unlike others that misused money, he knows nothing will happen to him because the government doesn't want to upset the celebrity CEO.

Kimbal Musk/Elon Musk

Blind Items Revealed #3

November 10, 2021

For the second time in as many weeks, this married foreign born A+/A list mostly movie actor had lunch alone with this married alliterate A- list model.

Ryan Reynolds/Karlie Kloss

Blind Items Revealed #2

November 9, 2021

This alliterate foreign born A- list bad actress/singer showed off a new tattoo which looks a lot like a beard. Is she trying to tell us something?

Camila Cabello 

Blind Item #8

We all know the former husband of this streaming reality star is dead. It sounds like the producers are trying to trick the former wife into giving some type of confession by throwing her something completely off base.

Blind Item #7

 It is now being reported by witnesses, that the killing by the actor was murder. Now, it really does make you wonder about that project she was working on behind the scenes and was front and center for her after this project wrapped.

Blind Items Revealed #1

November 9, 2021

There is talk that the contestant eliminated last night from a network reality show may be the next Bachelorette. Some think she is too young, but others argue, it is a chance to take viewers away from Summer House/Challenge type programming. Who knew that an illegal act that saw your family members go to jail and that you should have joined them, could be so lucrative. The rich suffer no consequences.

Olivia Jade Giannulli/"Dancing With the Stars"/Lori Loughlin & Mossimo Giannulli

Blind Item #6

This reminds me of a Disney relationship from several years ago. History does repeat itself. The lesser known acting sibling of a former A list Disney actress hooks up with the boyfriend of the actress on a regular basis. Back in the day, the lesser known actress actually had sex for the very first time ever with the boyfriend of her more well known Disney sister. 

Blind Item #5

Speaking of celebrities who only think of themselves, this celebrity doctor is promoting herself again on social media, despite her actor husband being blasted again for all his sexual harassment issues, and one of his victims testifying in court.

Blind Item #4

The love her or hate her A list celebrity only cares about one thing. Herself. When it comes to people who can't do her any favors higher on the list, all she wants from them is to open their wallets and buy everything she sells.

Blind Item #3

Earlier this week I wrote in this space about how a certain royal was worried she was facing the same fate as her mother-in-law. Now, the royal is missing. The alliterate actress is on standby to take over.

Blind Item #2

If you want to get robbed in Hollywood, sign a deal based on Net.  The books get cooked to screw every sucker who agrees to that, including the tax man.    If you want to get paid in Hollywood, sign a deal based on Gross.   The screenwriter for this recent blockbuster is learning that lesson the hard way right now.  

Blind Item #1

It would not be the first time or the second or third, that a night began in Soho House and ended up with the murder of a woman, or two. The dead foreign born model who was best friends with the A list dead foreign born designer used to have a list of women who ended up dead after starting, or at some point during the night prior to the death, partying at Soho House.

Wednesday, November 17, 2021

Blind Item #13

Why the secrecy this week about the four FBI agents treated at a NYC hospital emergency room for being exposed to a white powder. Was it a letter? Something found on the street? An investigation?

Blind Item #12 - Reader Blind

This marriage took everyone by surprise but the recipient of the A+ global award had been living with the groom for at least a year beforehand and had had a number of sexual encounters at college before that.  Despite the symbol of freedom she has become, there are still many in her family not happy with this behavior and she got married under pressure from them.

Blind Item #11 - Reader Blind - 90's Limo Driver

The permanent A list television actor/astronaut was not a favorite among drivers. He was known to be prickly, and God forbid anyone mention the iconic television show the actor was famous for. Many drivers who were huge fans were always in for a big letdown when meeting the actor in person. The stretch limos were stocked with soft drinks, ice, beer, bourbon and scotch. 90 percent of the passengers never touched that stuff, but the actor/astronaut never missed an opportunity to guzzle free alcoholic beverages.

Blind Item #10

If you want a selfie with this foreign born A- list dual threat actor, he will do so if he is alone. If he is with his "girlfriend" though, he never knows how to act and will turn you down flat. 

Blind Item #9 - Reader Blind

This recently deceased Academy award nominated movie and TV actor had success early in his career and a second wind later in his career. In between, he was part of a wild generation and during that time became friends with an infamous figure who had his own family.  The night of a famous crime, he was present having driven himself there but did not go inside the house of the actress.  One of the perpetrators of this crime gave hours of recorded testimony to his attorney and mentioned this but no one believed him.

Blind Items Revealed #5 - Anniversary Month

December 20, 2017

This former B- list mostly television actress who only gets that high because of the long running network show she had a recurring role on for its entire run is probably C+ list. Honestly, unless you watched the show you might not know who she is. The thing is though, most of you did watch. She still acts a ton, just probably nothing you will ever see. Anyway, she also is trying to make a living doing fitness. One of the A+ listers that was the lead in that show threatened her with legal action if she didn't give up her business because his wife felt threatened by the success of the actress. Apparently they were both trying to use the fame from the show or something. It was a ridiculous thing to say. The actor then said he could make it so she was blackballed and he had done it before. The guy is such a prick.

Katrina Bowden/30 Rock/Alec Baldwin & Hillary Baldwin

Today's Blind Items - Love Child

 All too often everyone is looking in one direction and want so much for that thing to be true, that they see things that are not there. Because of that, there is a reason why this former A++ lister has never really tried to shoot down the story of a love child that one side of the aisle desperately wants to be true. I'm not sure why it would matter at this time if it were true or not. The story just gets circulated though. It is there and then dies and then some bit of news or a television show brings it back. A new wave of accusations emerges, but everyone loses interest. 

While everyone looks at the recycled story, no one bothers to look at the real love child. The child which is a shocker. The child who can make history in the future. You have to go back in time. When the former A++ lister was running, there were all kinds of whispers, but no one whispered about this one celebrity. Oh, sure, later in life they did for sure. At that time though, they saw each other as much as possible and is the reason why she had two extremely fast marriages, even by Hollywood standards. The marriages were cover, but they just got in the way. Fast forward to the reason the second marriage ended, and it is because she was pregnant and it was not with her then husband's baby. She then disappeared for a year or so before entering once again into the life of the former A++ lister until he left office. After he left office, he kind of blew her off because it was easier for him to hook up with many women. The child was raised by a sibling and is now entering politics.

Your Turn

 Any Thanksgiving movie you have seen more than once.

Blind Items Revealed #4

November 9, 2021

I was imagining how low a celebrity could go. This one is right up there. This A list rapper signed a partnership agreement and will receive a commission from every person that signs up for a free month on a mental health app.

Travis Scott/Better Help

Blind Items Revealed #3

November 9, 2021

Proving yet again that this A- list singer will promote anything for a paycheck, they are promoting a website that is the direct antithesis of the activism they were promoting just a few months ago. Don't do drugs kids.

Demi Lovato

Blind Items Revealed #2

November 9, 2021

So, let me get this straight. The permanent A+ list radio host did confirm his wife was a yachter. Was she still a yachter when she met the host? I am going to go with a big yes on that. 

Howard Stern

Blind Item #8

This former Desperate Housewives lead actor is cheating on his long time wife with an actress. He was kicked out of the house and is living in an apartment now.

Blind Item #7

This A list television host/producer/showrunner/legend is cheating on his significant other and there will be a split.

Blind Items Revealed #1

November 8, 2021

This former Teen Mom was recently at an amusement park and was hateful to everyone she met there. She thinks she is A+ list. Her dad was there too and he was treated even more badly then she was treating strangers.

Farrah Abraham/Six Flags Fiesta Texas

Blind Item #6

When the actual truth comes out during depositions and discovery, the online/television tabloid is going to look ridiculous for parroting the momager and her minions spin on the concert tragedy. Their spin has no basis in reality. 

Blind Item #5

I know the steroid lover/former baseball player, who likes to lie about how much he is worth, thinks he can handle any situation when it comes to women. The former Housewife he is talking to, is next level. She is incredibly sweet, and if you show any interest in her, she manifests that sweetness into random drop bys and just checking in texts at 3am. She has been burned a lot.

Blind Item #4

This foreign born former superhero needs someone on the red carpet for award season, because he has got gold on his hands. His hiring process was quick. 

Blind Item #3

This three named actor thinks cancel culture is to blame for the box office bomb of one of his projects. Nope. The movie just was not something a lot of people were going to be interested in. It did fine on streaming. It would have bombed, no matter what.

Blind Item #2

Speaking of the alliterate one. When she and the ginger one do finally get divorced, do you think he will resent her for not getting to see his grandmother before she dies. He wants to go, so there is only one person who could say no.

Blind Item #1

This cable show could never get any of its stars on the one named host's talk show. I guess that changed with the alliterate one. I wonder if she would like to be the replacement for the host. You would think you would want to meet with the host considered the nicest and not the one that bullies her staff. Oh, wait. Two birds of a feather and all that. Probably hit up James Corden the a-hole, next. Oh, wait, her husband already did that.

Tuesday, November 16, 2021

Blind Item #13

They keep trying to push this and it just is not true. This A- list singer/bad actress is not dating the A list former superhero. He likes to stay under the radar. He doesn't want to end up like the cleaning product actor. No, it is not as bad as that, but people judge. The singer/actress is really trying to be front and center right now in any way she can.

Blind Item #12

This former A+ list athlete is going to be crushed when she discovers her boy toy athlete boyfriend is cheating on her with her cousin. 

Blind Item #11 - Reader Blind

This long deceased A+A+ foreign leader whom an actor won a  prestigious award for playing awhile back lived separately from his wife once his children reached a certain age. This was because his wife loved another man passionately and lived with him until that man died.  She still accompanied her A+A+ husband to official events however.  Ironically, her parents had a similar arrangement and her father was not her biological father.

Blind Item #10

 Much like what happened to her would be mother-in-law, this royal feels that her life is in danger.

Blind Item #9

 This foreign born A list singer is in a jam. He would like nothing more to come out. He is ready. His "girlfriend" is not and will be embarrassed because they supposedly are having this torrid love affair.

Blind Items Revealed #5 - Anniversary Month

September 21, 2021

The permanent A list "singer" said no to an unusual sexual request from her boyfriend because she correctly guessed there was going to be someone recording the act where they were located.

Britney Spears/Sam Asghari/Daytime Beauty Awards (It was in the car before they got there. She then bailed on him and left him at the show alone.)

Today's Blind Items - How Bizarre - The House On St. Charles - Anniversary Month

It was during Anniversary Month four years ago, that I first mentioned The House On St. Charles. Even though I heard whispers about it a couple of decades ago, my first real brush with it was back in 2006. In fact, it was just a few months prior to the first entry in this blog. It was the first week of June or so and I had been in Europe. I had been hanging out with this one hit wonder who was planning a year of touring in support of their one hit. They had done a late fall tour the year prior when the song hit number one, but had not been able to get more than the quick in and out visas common to new bands. It allows you to hit a couple of cities in ten days  and then you have to get out. In 2006, they had the oddest tour dates, I still have ever seen. Two or three days in the US followed by a week or two in Europe followed by a week in the US and the pattern just repeated itself.

This particular group had been touring and been successful from this one hit wonder for a couple of years prior to it breaking in the US. The sad thing for them was it was a remake of a song, so the only way they could make big money was to tour as much as possible. I was with them for the last show in Europe prior to them hitting the US again. It was an odd group. It consisted of one really young member and someone a solid decade or so older. They didn't really hang out and the younger person had joined the group when she was not even old enough to drive. They played a show in Europe Memorial Day weekend and then had a week off before another show in Europe and then a week off before their show in the US. After that Memorial Day show, there was a man waiting backstage. An older man who was waiting for the still young singer to finish getting ready. He then escorted her to a limo and she was gone. I didn't see her again until six days later when they played again. Immediately afterwards, the same scenario repeated itself. I didn't see her again until we boarded the plane a few days before their US show, which just so happened to be in New Orleans. On the flight over, we were all back in economy, jammed into three rows of three which was everyone involved in the tour. I asked her if the guy was her boyfriend. She said no, and that he worked for a man she was seeing. She would be seeing him again in the US. Was he flying just to see her? No, he had business. She didn't say what kind of business. What I found out later was the man worked as an EU big shot and was married and sleeping with the singer who was passing along information to someone she knew in her country which is where this man was based. In New Orleans, he was going for a trade conference, and was confronted there about his affair and secrets. He had been confronted shortly after a sexual encounter with the singer. He chose to help rather than have his secrets blasted out in the open. 

After one more US date, I was done with the tour and went home. Get this though. Right after the US date, they went back home and she started seeing another guy. I don't know who he is. I do know that a few weeks later they were back in the US and once again, playing in New Orleans. The band hasn't existed since a few months after that last New Orleans stop.

Your Turn

 Does anyone not eat turkey on Thanksgiving?

Blind Items Revealed #4

November 8, 2021

The alliterate talk show host got her implants removed. It is unclear whether she will get new ones to replace them. What is clear is that this A- list actress/whistleblowing reality star/former talk show host is going to land the full time gig if the alliterate one does not return.

Wendy Williams/Leah Remini

Blind Items Revealed #3

November 8, 2021

Don't believe the hype. This half dollar rapper/actor/producer doesn't have enough money to buy this pay cable channel.

50 Cent/Starz

Blind Items Revealed #2

November 8, 2021

This former A+ list rapper has offered a bounty to her fellow gang members to kill a woman who was raped by her husband.

Nicki Minaj

Blind Item #8

Another A+ list mostly movie actor has come out in favor of allowing guns and ammo to remain on sets. It is interesting how many of these actors have antithetical views when it comes to these same questions, off sets.

Blind Item #7

 Using his connections to move the girls, this troublesome actor gets a big percentage of the fee paid for the child brides transported from this African country to the US.

Blind Items Revealed #1

November 8, 2021

The B- list celebrity wife of this A list actor has moved on from the death of an innocent woman and is back to posting highly inappropriate photos of her children.

Hillary Baldwin/Alec Baldwin

Blind Item #6

When this former Teen Mom discovers her significant other has a girlfriend who has pregnant, I wonder how long after, there will be a domestic violence arrest.

Blind Item #5

This former tween actress turned A- list singer yelled at a couple who spotted her doing coke. She was not pleasant, even though it was not the couple's fault.

Blind Item #4

The foreign born A list singer just doubles down by making her fans feel awful, while not revealing she had surgical help to achieve her results.

Blind Item #3

It's Oscar season, so why take the time to find a new "girlfriend," when this A+/A list mostly movie actor has someone he already pays on a monthly basis for child support.

Blind Item #2

If you are signed to this agency, you very quickly learned where you stand in the pecking order. Did you get tickets to the concert? Did you get good seats? Was the director told you were in attendance.

Blind Item #1

This foreign born former A list superhero who would really love his old job back, is using his old Finsta again. He has not used it since he was hooking up with the high schooler several years ago.

Monday, November 15, 2021

Blind Item #13

This former A list mostly television actor who has nothing but misses lately, is probably down to A-/B+ list. He is cheating on his wife who holds a slightly lower place on the list. A woman from an ad agency is the mistress.

Blind Item #12

Dealing with the pill addiction of this A/A- list singer/sometime actress has been quite the juggling act the past few weeks.

Blind Item #11

 After saying she would never try it, this one named A/A- list singer gave in and got botox and fillers.

Blind Item #10

This closeted foreign born A- list superhero had what looked to be dinner with friends last week in Los Angeles. It was actually a way for him to get to know a guy he is interested in without the world in his business.

Blind Item #9

The former A- list actress we all want to protect has been seeing a guy who would take her down a path none of us want to see her take.

Blind Items Revealed #5 - Anniversary Month

August 28, 2019

A woman who slept with this late night actor/comic a few weeks ago said he cared more about drugs than having sex.

Pete Davidson

Today's Blind Items - Craigslist - Anniversary Month

Back in the very very early days of the blog, I had a blind about this former A/A- list female singer who was an A list reality star and comes from a singing family. The blind was about her trying to find a guy to have a baby with and her celebrity friend was helping her, but I think he was more interested in finding a guy for himself. 

Later on I found out more about it, but never wrote about it. It was such a bizarre story, but heard it from a then employee of the celebrity friend. A year or maybe two after I wrote it, I was at a birthday dinner at a friend's house. One of the guests was the singer. We both knew the host really well and had been friends with the host forever, but for some reason the singer and I had only met once or twice and it wasn't through our mutual friend. Anyway, the singer was drinking and getting a little plastered. A very very fun plastered. I had to ask. I had to know the details on this whole thing. Apparently it was at the request of the celebrity friend. He was having trouble finding guys who he hadn't hooked up with or heard about and wanted something new. He wanted her in on it and to use the pretense of wanting a baby, to find guys. I know, it really makes no sense, but they were also drunk when they came up with the idea. They also decided they couldn't do it in Los Angeles because the idea was he wanted guys he had not seen or met and she would be less well known there. I know, but then again, that was the thinking. They placed an ad in Craigslist and used her phone number. Well, that lasted about 30 minutes before they deleted the ad and then went an got a new phone number they used just for the ad. She said the whole thing was ridiculous because they were sitting in a suite of this hotel downtown and were they going to invite the guy over? To them it sounded innocent, but to guys who saw the ad, they thought it was an escort trying to find clients. 

They did eventually meet a couple of guys in the bar downstairs, but nothing really ever happened with anyone she said.

Fast forward about six months from the birthday dinner party. We see each other again at a party for some store opening and she says she has a confession. She asked if I remembered what we spoke about at the birthday dinner. I said yes, and she said she didn't remember everything because she was kind of out of it, but she said that she did actually hook up with a military guy she met there, but wanted to keep it quiet. She says he had no idea who she was and she wore a black wig. She didn't say whether he responded to the ad or they just met in the bar, and I didn't ask. 

Your Turn

I saw Oscar Mayer bacon for sale at Ralph's and the price was $15. Is this just a California thing? I know we have a new pork law, but that doesn't go into effect until January. 

Blind Items Revealed #4

November 4, 2021

The blind that was in this spot yesterday must have struck a nerve with someone. It was pretty tame, but one of the cast members of the show reached out to try and determine the source. Maybe because there is some other gossip the person has shared that isn't so tame?

Shahs Of Sunset/Reza Farahan

Blind Items Revealed #3

November 3, 2021

The producers for this Los Angeles based reality show that isn't Housewives but is on the same channel has been trying to recruit a guy for a couple of years now. The reason it fell through previously was because his ex fiancé said no to being on the show for obvious reasons. Since the ratings have been low and he’s single now, they’ve formally recruited him again, but this time this OG cast member started calling and texting him nonstop. He didn’t even like her, but she hounded him, presumably because he tested well in previous interviews with production. So now they have been hooking up, but he doesn’t want to be with her and asked her not to post photos or say they were dating since it’s clearly a set up and he doesn’t have a formal offer to join the show. But I guess he’s thirstier than I thought, because he’s apparently okay with the surprise press release since it means he’s probably getting in the show. Pretty sure his parents are livid though.

Shahs of Sunset/Bravo/Samy Benyamini/Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi

Blind Items Revealed #2

November 3, 2021

All of a sudden there is a lot more competition for voice overs and animated work. It is pushing out established voice over actors who could use the work. Instead, you have people like this A+ list mostly movie actor who is doing tons of animated voice over stuff right now because he isn't vaccinated. You don't have to be vaccinated to do voice over.

Chris Pratt

Blind Item #8

The heads of several cable networks/news organizations ranging from the far left to the far right, all agreed that a war with Russia would be amazing for ratings.

Blind Item #7

The husband/sex trafficker/con artist of the liquor heiress who didn't go to jail is helping to finance the candidacy of the son of the deposed former leader of his home country. The two worked very hard to get the hidden hundreds of millions of dollars scattered around the continent by the deposed leader, but only managed to get to a cache or two while the Church and their supporters got the vast majority of the millions.

Blind Items Revealed #1

November 3, 2021

The flowering financial institution says that this foreign born A- list model/horrible actress who could give Wilmer Valderrama lessons on how to pick up women, sent $2K worth of flowers and a piece of jewelry to this professional dancer. She is definitely taking her shot.

Azealia Banks/Cara Delevingne/JoJo Siwa



Blind Item #6

All of the members of this rebooted Disney boy band are married. One is more quiet than the others. He is the one cheating on his wife.

Blind Item #5

Speaking of brides, at an entirely different wedding, the bride was visibly angry at the A list celebrity you either love or hate because she felt the celebrity was trying to upstage her and wore something so people would be talking about the celebrity. Not Kendall Jenner and never ever would I refer to her as an A list celebrity.

Blind Item #4

 It was just like old times, except instead of the celebrity bride being the one coked out of her mind, it was this B list actress who used to star on a hit cable show.

Blind Item #3

 The last time this actress ran away from her then boyfriend who is an A- list mostly movie actor after he beat her, he ran inside the house to get his gun, but she managed to get away. Then there was the time he told everyone he wanted to kill her. In between of course he beat multiple girlfriends, but sure, go back to him and have his baby. Seems like a solid life choice.

Blind Item #2

 As a follow up to the ginger haired one being told to go home by veterans. The reason for it was because they didn't want to be part of the dog and pony show which clearly became evident with all the camera and sound guys running around. Someone then asked a veteran to word something differently. That is when they lost it and told him to go back to his own country. Do you think that will make the special? 

Blind Item #1

This restaurant chef/owner/frequent social media star has been in this space before. Not only is his food overpriced blahness, but he has a habit of drinking way too much while at work. There have been employees and customers who have ended up cut by his famous knife.

Sunday, November 14, 2021

Blind Item #8

It makes sense that the racist former A+ reality star trying for a reboot on her reputation would hire the racist/accused sex assaulter/recorder of said sexual assaults one named DJ for her party.

Blind Item #7

Today, once again proved that without her husband cooking the books, this one named A list singer has less than stellar sales/downloads. 

Blind Item #6

The closeted former A- list actor hasn't had this much publicity in a decade. Who says having a beard doesn't pay off.

Blind Item #5

You would think that the wife of the former A list rocker would eventually just start buying from the US instead of lying to her customers about the origin of the welcome box. 

Blind Items Revealed #4

November 6, 2021

This A/A- list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee was celebrating this week that her entry into the superhero universe will no longer be the biggest bomb in that universe. 

Brie Larson/Captain Marvel/Eternals

Blind Items Revealed #3

November 6, 2021

This very much in trouble NFL player not named Aaron, says he was set up. I'm not sure how he could have been set up to do what he was doing, but that is his story.

Henry Ruggs III

Blind Items Revealed #2

November 6, 2021

Last time, there was no pushback other than from the people of this A list mostly movie actor. This time, with a different A list actor and a rabid fan base, the A- list actress/singer wants zero rumors of a sexual relationship with her co-star.

Bradley Cooper/Adam Driver/Lady Gaga

Blind Items Revealed #1

November 5, 2021

This Beverly Hills Housewife and her husband have been trying to take out yet another mortgage on their home. I think this would make three. How deep in the hole are they? Not the chip.

Lisa Rinna/Harry Hamlin

Blind Item #4

Just as I told you would happen months ago when the "singer" was free to make her own decisions, the Svengali was going to be there waiting. He isn't worried about a restraining order. He has the boyfriend in the palm of his hand.

Blind Item #3

It is not often a writer/director can just torch a movie before it is even released, but this A list writer/director is doing his best to make sure no one goes to see his latest movie. It is bizarre.

Blind Item #2

Earlier this year, there was a 19 year old immigrant from South America murdered. She was formerly trafficked by the billionaire pedophile and was sharing the bed with the supposed husband of the madam/procurer. 

Blind Item #1

This former late night actress is crazy popular online with the general public. However, fellow comics have a huge problem with her because she keeps taking their time. Last night was typical. First show in Hollywood was supposed to do 12 minutes and does 47.  Second show at Comedy Store she’s not on the lineup, shows up and on a 10 minute pop in does a half hour.

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