Blind Item #14

So, let me get this straight. The married NFL coach who had sex with the daughter of a booster along with other women, and who enabled and lied about a serial abuser of women, and who has lied about several illnesses to get out of jobs he doesn't like, is now going to worm his way out of another job where he completely sucks, so he can take another high paying job somewhere else and be applauded for being such a stand up guy/savior. Did I get all that right? Oh yeah, sorry. I forgot about his substance abuse issues too. Is there literally no one else for the job who might be a slightly better human?