April 4, 2020
Last year, I begged the girlfriend of the wannabe Post Malone/half a pill rapper to leave before it was too late. That she didn't need to fake a pregnancy and should just leave. That the loser from the Inland Empire would dump her in a second. Instead, she thought she could keep him with a face tattoo. He dumped her and went back to his celebrity ex who is equally as stupid for taking him back.
Lil Nas X/Noah Cyrus/Annie Smith
Last year, I begged the girlfriend of the wannabe Post Malone/half a pill rapper to leave before it was too late. That she didn't need to fake a pregnancy and should just leave. That the loser from the Inland Empire would dump her in a second. Instead, she thought she could keep him with a face tattoo. He dumped her and went back to his celebrity ex who is equally as stupid for taking him back.
Lil Nas X/Noah Cyrus/Annie Smith
*Lil Xan
ReplyDeleteI was just coming to say Lil Xan too!
ReplyDeleteYeah, Lil Nas X doesn't have a girlfriend...
ReplyDeleteAutocorrect Enty..? Lil Can is half a pill.
ReplyDeleteCrazy youngsters
ReplyDeleteOne is a gay black man the other is tatted up latino rapper. Lol.
ReplyDeleteWho?
ReplyDeleteYes, whoops, wrong wee one! Lil Xan, and can't believe Noah went back to him!
ReplyDeleteLil Xan is Latino? I thought he was just some white kid with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
ReplyDeletelil Xan does actually look like a mini Post Malone
ReplyDeleteLil Nas X is openly gay though??
ReplyDeleteLOLOL Excellent mistake.
ReplyDeleteLil Nas X lmfaoooo
ReplyDeleteHe didn't OD?
ReplyDeleteI thought that one was dead.
ReplyDeleteSquints-- I think you're thinking of Lil Peep
ReplyDeleteYeah lil nas whatever is gay. This is obviously lil xan, who cares.
ReplyDeleteSometimes you're supposed to notice the inconsistency.
ReplyDeleteVita you are correct. Thank you. Now that I think about it,this one is so doppy looking. In general. Pun not intended.
ReplyDeleteSquints-- lol, hey, it's a quality pun, too!😂 Also, I love your doggy!
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