@norster-2 of her films did really well overseas(Ukraine especially). Dukes of Hazzard And other was Employee if the Month I think. Whichever one came after DOH. I know it’s inexplicable... though EOTM has some funny stuff thanks to Dax Shepard
As dumb as she is, she not as dumb as the hillbillies who give their unemployment checks to the PTL televangelists who con them out of it on an hourly basis for varied reasons
Jessica's in the closet gay Dad was a minister. In his tax scam for the rich, Trump let rich people write off all expenses for a private jet, AND hide their income so this will attractive to ex-stars.
BUT, unlike what KON thinks, you just don't put up a 1-800 phone number and the cash rolls in. TV time is expensive, only a few make the mega bucks, that spent a lifetime building up their ministry (with the exception of Joel Osteen) who took over his father's mega church HE built up over a lifetime when his father died.
Jess and Jesus! Huckstering bucks from the poor and going-to-be-poor-soon.
Doesn't she know that God gave up the ghost and turned the entire operation over to Gabriel? God's running an asian-fusion restaurant in Santa Monica. No corinavirus; God got a special deal.
You know I don't think this is a Bad Career Move at all.
And I honestly don't understand why Enty is acting like it is.
And why a lot of you guy's are making fun of Her for this.
Because let's not forget that Jessica Simpson did grow up in a Heavy Christian Family.
So given Her Past Upbringing to Me it actually make sense that She would want to move in this direction and become a Televangelist.
But also let's be honest here Her Music Career is never going to be what it once was and She probably realizes this now which is why Her Comeback Album that She has been working on since 2015 has still not been Released and probably won't.
But yeah I actually this this would be a really Career Move for Her.
jess Simpson
ReplyDeleteand um..no?
ReplyDeleteOh, C’mon!
ReplyDeletethat would be hilarious to watch. I hope she does it.
ReplyDeletehttps://pagesix.com/2020/04/01/jessica-simpson-is-leaning-on-faith-amid-coronavirus-pandemic/
ReplyDeleteJesus Jugs...
ReplyDeleteWhy not? She's full of shit. Main qualification right there.
ReplyDeleteSure. Why the hell not? Couldn't be any worse than the charlatans that are doing it now.
ReplyDeleteMC Hammer?
ReplyDeleteCan someone explain the "international box office champion " to me ? π€
ReplyDelete@norster-2 of her films did really well overseas(Ukraine especially). Dukes of Hazzard
ReplyDeleteAnd other was Employee if the Month I think. Whichever one came after DOH.
I know it’s inexplicable... though EOTM has some funny stuff thanks to Dax Shepard
As dumb as she is, she not as dumb as the hillbillies who give their unemployment checks to the PTL televangelists who con them out of it on an hourly basis for varied reasons
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson
ReplyDelete@Tricia13 Thanks, was puzzled by that. Maybe she should get a t-shirt saying "I was big in the Ukraine!" Lol
ReplyDeleteMaybe lol. (Maybe she doesπ)
ReplyDeleteAll she needs is 40 pounds of makeup and she's in. She'll fit right in on the Hillsong Channel.
ReplyDeletebecause she doesn't have enough money...
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ReplyDeleteJessica's in the closet gay Dad was a minister.
ReplyDeleteIn his tax scam for the rich, Trump let rich people write off all expenses for a private jet, AND hide their income so this will attractive to ex-stars.
BUT, unlike what KON thinks, you just don't put up a 1-800 phone number and the cash rolls in. TV time is expensive, only a few make the mega bucks, that spent a lifetime building up their ministry (with the exception of Joel Osteen) who took over his father's mega church HE built up over a lifetime when his father died.
I'd watch that.....
ReplyDeleteI'd watch that over Housewives any given day!
I can totally see her morphing into Tammy Faye Baker.
ReplyDeleteShe is PERFECT for this... vapid, useless and always hustling for a buck.
ReplyDeleteBlind and comments!π
ReplyDelete"And then Jesus passed the loaves and fishes...or was it chicken?"
Best comment.
DeleteJess and Jesus! Huckstering bucks from the poor and going-to-be-poor-soon.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't she know that God gave up the ghost and turned the entire operation over to Gabriel? God's running an asian-fusion restaurant in Santa Monica. No corinavirus; God got a special deal.
Jess and Jess!
jessica simpson....number 1 movie was that employee of the month thing in...russia, germany? weird.
ReplyDeletehaha, good one Vita!
ReplyDeleteYou know I don't think this is a Bad Career Move at all.
ReplyDeleteAnd I honestly don't understand why Enty is acting like it is.
And why a lot of you guy's are making fun of Her for this.
Because let's not forget that Jessica Simpson did grow up in a Heavy Christian Family.
So given Her Past Upbringing to Me it actually make sense that She would want to move in this direction and become a Televangelist.
But also let's be honest here Her Music Career is never going to be what it once was and She probably realizes this now which is why Her Comeback Album that She has been working on since 2015 has still not been Released and probably won't.
But yeah I actually this this would be a really Career Move for Her.
I heard she's working with Joe Exotic is somewhere called Buttfuck, Oklahoma.
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