Wednesday, April 01, 2020

Blind Item #8

This back in the day A- list singer/international box office champion wants to start a new career as a televangelist. Yeah, I know.


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  1. that would be hilarious to watch. I hope she does it.

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  2. https://pagesix.com/2020/04/01/jessica-simpson-is-leaning-on-faith-amid-coronavirus-pandemic/

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  3. Why not? She's full of shit. Main qualification right there.

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  4. Sure. Why the hell not? Couldn't be any worse than the charlatans that are doing it now.

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  5. Can someone explain the "international box office champion " to me ? πŸ€”

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  6. @norster-2 of her films did really well overseas(Ukraine especially). Dukes of Hazzard
    And other was Employee if the Month I think. Whichever one came after DOH.
    I know it’s inexplicable... though EOTM has some funny stuff thanks to Dax Shepard

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  7. As dumb as she is, she not as dumb as the hillbillies who give their unemployment checks to the PTL televangelists who con them out of it on an hourly basis for varied reasons

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  8. @Tricia13 Thanks, was puzzled by that. Maybe she should get a t-shirt saying "I was big in the Ukraine!" Lol

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  9. Maybe lol. (Maybe she doesπŸ˜‰)

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  10. All she needs is 40 pounds of makeup and she's in. She'll fit right in on the Hillsong Channel.

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  11. because she doesn't have enough money...

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  13. Jessica's in the closet gay Dad was a minister.
    In his tax scam for the rich, Trump let rich people write off all expenses for a private jet, AND hide their income so this will attractive to ex-stars.

    BUT, unlike what KON thinks, you just don't put up a 1-800 phone number and the cash rolls in. TV time is expensive, only a few make the mega bucks, that spent a lifetime building up their ministry (with the exception of Joel Osteen) who took over his father's mega church HE built up over a lifetime when his father died.

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  14. I'd watch that.....
    I'd watch that over Housewives any given day!

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  15. I can totally see her morphing into Tammy Faye Baker.

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  16. She is PERFECT for this... vapid, useless and always hustling for a buck.

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  17. Blind and comments!πŸ˜‚

    "And then Jesus passed the loaves and fishes...or was it chicken?"

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  18. Jess and Jesus! Huckstering bucks from the poor and going-to-be-poor-soon.

    Doesn't she know that God gave up the ghost and turned the entire operation over to Gabriel? God's running an asian-fusion restaurant in Santa Monica. No corinavirus; God got a special deal.

    Jess and Jess!

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  19. jessica simpson....number 1 movie was that employee of the month thing in...russia, germany? weird.

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  20. haha, good one Vita!

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  21. Anonymous9:45 PM

    You know I don't think this is a Bad Career Move at all.

    And I honestly don't understand why Enty is acting like it is.

    And why a lot of you guy's are making fun of Her for this.

    Because let's not forget that Jessica Simpson did grow up in a Heavy Christian Family.

    So given Her Past Upbringing to Me it actually make sense that She would want to move in this direction and become a Televangelist.

    But also let's be honest here Her Music Career is never going to be what it once was and She probably realizes this now which is why Her Comeback Album that She has been working on since 2015 has still not been Released and probably won't.

    But yeah I actually this this would be a really Career Move for Her.

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  22. I heard she's working with Joe Exotic is somewhere called Buttfuck, Oklahoma.

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