Blind Item #4 - The Greatest Closet Job
People ask me all of the time who is the best at hiding their sexuality from the world. By far, and it isn't even close is this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who has a wife and IVF child/ren. He is still young and every single person you know, knows him too. His only slips were when he was first starting out, he wasn't as careful.
Gosling?
ReplyDeleteHugh Jackman? Even though it's common knowledge. Did Gosling get married? I never heard that.
ReplyDeleteRyan Reynolds?
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon?
ReplyDeleteYOu're right Gator, I thought he married Eva, but just partnered.
ReplyDeleteChris Hemsworth?
ReplyDeleteMark Wahlberg?
ReplyDeleteHe's very Catholic, so may need to keep it on the down low, especially being from Dorchester in the 80s/90s..
His Markie Mark stuff was super homo erotic.
Matthew McConaughey?
ReplyDeleteHugh is not still young though
ReplyDeleteto me young would be under 35, but one this site, it seems to refer to Gen Xers, who are pushing 50 :)
ReplyDeleteNo. The oldest GenXers are 56, so closer to 60.
DeleteMaybe Gosling.
Hugh - The Greatest Closet Job = The Greatest Showman
ReplyDeleteWhat’s ‘still young?’
ReplyDeleteReynolds is 43
Damon is 49
Hemsworth is 36
McConaughey is 50
Wahlberg is 48
Hugh is 51 & it’s not a secret
Gosling not married
To me, Hemsworth is ‘still young.’ But he supposedly cheats a lot. But with men or women?
DeleteWahlberg for sure. Been around long enough and in enough good/profitable stuff to be permanent A list. Early Calvin Klein Ads SUPER GAY. All those kids and all that Catholicism is great cover. “Still young” is different than “young” so someone close to 50 fits. He is sooooo butt hurt all the time with no reason so he must be sad about something. Plus he was in “The Italian Job” which is a giveaway clue in the headline which is meant to send us to Jackman with the use of the word “Greatest.” As an old gay man I WANT it to be Gosling, Reynolds or Hemsworth but the way this is written, Marky Mark makes the most sense.
ReplyDeleteActually, Wahlberg does make sense, he's always gone out of his way to be macho, and the whole devout Catholic thing is like overcompensating for something. He also had a rep for being racist as a youth, so I wouldn't be surprised if he was homophobic too. We all know that the biggest homophobes are usually in the closet.
ReplyDeleteRDJ
ReplyDeleteMark Wahlberg-perm A+?
Yeah could be. He had a breakdown and was wearing womens clothes I think..during SJP days
DeleteRobert Downey Jr.
ReplyDeleteI always thought that RDJ was gay when he was with SJP. He was actually my first guess. But he’s 55 now, and that doesn’t put him in the ‘still young’ category.
ReplyDeleteJackman's kids are adopted.
ReplyDeleteSo are TC but I think they are his. CC especially
DeleteTC
ReplyDeleteSome model sued him in the 80's.
DeleteLove me some RDJ.Good for him. He found a partner,BF,has kids, health, and his career is whatever he wants it to be:)
ReplyDeleteClooney would've been second guess but his cover is so not tight.
ReplyDeleteChris Hemsworth isn't permanent A+ nor gay.
ReplyDeleteRDJ in his druggie days was kinda effeminate. He and his current wife seem more like business partners to me. Slips in the early days could allude you his drug use.
ReplyDeleteRemember when this site didn't out people?
ReplyDeletehe was Julian in Less Than 0...To a tee.
ReplyDeletegreat film, still watch it.
RDJ''s appeal is that he really doesnt; GAF.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine him of all people staying in the closet, especially at his age and this point in his life story. He is the type that would have at least come out as bi or have fun teasing things with the media.
Also, no way is five years shy of 60 young,
I agree Tricia. Less than zero and two guys and a girl are my favorite RDJ roles. Hope he goes back to those roles post marvel.
ReplyDeleteHugh Jackman was my first thought, but this blind is so strangely worded...
ReplyDelete@Gauloise: RDJ is not straight and he is back in the closet since his Disney contract and all that MCU money. His public image, after the drug debacle, was cleaned by his wife and he would never ruin her o their children. And their production company too.
Mine are Less Than Zero and Chances Are(with Cybill Sheoard and Ryan O Dick Neal. Corny AF but he was his quintessential charming self.Just a joy to watch
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ReplyDeleteMatthew Broderick?
ReplyDeleteAgree. Matthew Broderick has IVF twins and still looks young.
ReplyDeleteBroderick is not permanent A+ in movies (Broadway, yes). RDJ in his pre-Iron Man days inched out of the bisexual closet so I don't think he's done a good job of hiding anything. The BI suggests that it's someone that no one ever really gossips about, which knocks out Jackman.
ReplyDeleteWahlberg makes the most sense, based on the Calvin Klein ads when he was starting out and the supposedly devout Catholicism. But I think he's been outed here as a cheater before.
RDJ or Ryan Reynolds
ReplyDeleteAlso there's been speculation about Damon (with Affleck), although that could be the "not as careful when starting out" part, and about McConaughey (with the shirtless bike rides with Lance Armstrong and Jake Gyllenhaal), although the naked bongos could also be the "not as careful when starting out (he was with Cole Hauser).
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it, McConaughey may be a better guess than Wahlberg.
Will Smith
ReplyDeleteWill smith hitting on lewis Hamilton would probably shock the most people. Jackman is old school lavender marriage and will never ever come out...
ReplyDeleteAlmost all of these guesses are not 'still young'. I'm thinking someone below forty.
ReplyDeleteDwayne Johnson
ReplyDeleteOr
Vin Diesel
Or both.
Broderick, but i thought it was kinda well known.
ReplyDeleteChris pratt, he’s still young
Joseph Gordon Levitt
ReplyDeleteBruce Willis
ReplyDeleteJohn cena too..
ReplyDeleteClooney if Enty’s version of young is as vague as his other blinds
ReplyDeleteBradley Cooper?
ReplyDeleteIts Channing Tatum
ReplyDeletei agree with @MD & @Freckles, Matt Damon
ReplyDeleteClooney or Pitt! Who hides it best? In other words, who'd be the most surprise to normies?
ReplyDeleteTom Hardy?
ReplyDeleteAll of them.
ReplyDeleteLol! I get the rock pinging gadar too...
ReplyDeleteJohn Legend? everyone knows him=Legend?
ReplyDeleteI know they had IVF.
who knows they all are i am sure.
I just want to know who is so clever, I don't care if they are gay.
ReplyDeleteTom Hardy.
ReplyDeleteHe has admitted having gay flings growing up.
John Legend has super gayface for days but he is not a permanent A+ list mostly movie actor, he is a musician.
ReplyDeleteBlind says "best at hiding sexuality from the world" and RDJ is too old and has no fucks to give, this also rules out Hugh Jackman who has too many rumors to be considered "isn't EVEN CLOSE."
Mark Whalberg is among the best guesses. Not tom hardy - we already know about him.
It should be easy to work out from the IVF clue.
ReplyDeleteThere aren't that many (1) "permanent A+ list" actors who also (2) mostly do movies, but sometimes other stuff, (3) are still "young", (4) don't get a lot of gay speculation and (5) have at least one IVF child.
But I still can't work out who it is.
Okay second comment: I think it has to be Ryan Gosling.
ReplyDeleteHe's permanent A+ list, young, mostly movies, never has his "heterosexuality" questioned and - crucially - has an IVF child with Eva Mendes.
I have to say this is slightly sad as he made some heartening comments a while ago about dating women that made me think "not all straight men are awful, some sincerely care about and seem to understand women". He's also dating an older woman where he could date many younger women - reassuring should I ever be single around Eva's age. But it seems my outlier and figure of reassurance may now be gay!
Third comment - IGNORE ME - tired and reading comprehension suffered. Gosling not married so can't be him.
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