Today's Blind Items - The List
This is short, but sweet. There was a recent royal not named Prince Charles or anyone from England who tested positive for COVID-19. When pressed about who he came into contact with the previous couple of weeks, he rattled off a bunch of names to his doctor. Later, his wife saw the list and asked why a 15 year old friend of the family was on the list. And that is how she found out her husband has yet another secret child he hadn't discussed with her. She later also found out that he also had been sleeping with multiple women who were also on the list.
Prince Albert?
ReplyDeletePrincess caroline's daddy?
ReplyDeleteAlbert of Monaco
ReplyDeleteHIPPA is your friend!
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile the sap halfwit saves himself for that shrew.
ReplyDeletePrince Albert and his poor wife Charlene?
ReplyDeleteBet Charlene wishes she had run a bit quicker and a bit harder !
ReplyDeleteFrom the sounds of it he was running her a bit harder. If you know what I mean *wink wink*
Deleteoooo Albert. Poor Charlene. Princess Sad Face.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why Grace Kelly settled for Monaco? I bet Confidential or one of the other rags was about to expose her promiscuity. She certainly had some useless lump kids.
ReplyDeleteAll of today's so-called "royals", including their offspring, are parasitic useless lumps.
DeleteHe looks like a potato.
ReplyDeleteNot any different from Kate's loveless obligatory wedding either
ReplyDeleteAlbert!
ReplyDeleteKate and William do seem to love each other.
ReplyDeleteI mean, apart from the neighbor lady he was boinking...
DeleteThey love each other... as friends. Body language experts can say the same lol
Delete@MissDavie She actually was in love and wanted to marry Oleg Cassini, but her parents wouldn't allow it. She married into royalty to seek approval from her father, who looked down on her acting career
ReplyDeleteI bet Charlene wishes she had run a bit quicker and a bit harder !
ReplyDeleteSorry repeating myself here.
ReplyDeleteEw gross. I bet he's lotsa not fun
ReplyDeleteVery unattractive man . He has daughter and son with 2 others. So there is a 3rd one? Wow.just like Stephanie...
ReplyDeleteExcept that it's extremely unlikely that Albert and Charlene are even on speaking terms. Charlene tried repeatedly to flee Monaco and to break the engagement before the wedding.
ReplyDeleteFor instance, she escaped through the back door at Armani's in Paris after trying her wedding dress. She wanted to ask for asylum at the South Africa embassy. A few days later, she was spotted at the Nice airport just before her flight was supposed to take off. The French police contacted the Monegasque authorities, who asked them to prevent her from taking the plane.
It's most likely that she signed some kind of deal just before the wedding. The important thing for Albert and Monaco was that she had a heir. She had twins, which actually suggests IVF. She stays married with him for a few years, she makes a few public appearances, she gets a divorce after a few years, Albert gets custody of the kids, and she gets a huge settlement in exchange. And it's very likely that she isn't in touch with him except when required.
Albert has a few nervous issues, like some uncontrollable stutter that triggers from time to time (he always has a water bottle next to him, so he can stop and drink slowly a glass of water until it's over). And, if he wasn't a prince, he would have ridden the short bus. His school results were always terrible. His teachers spent a lot of time correcting his grades, otherwise he would have never been able to pass a school year.
Stéphanie was also engaged at some point to a guy who was later convicted as a coke dealer, she was also a mess because of fake rumors that she was the one driving the car that Grace was in (Grace was in the driver's seat and most likely had a stroke while driving which resulted in the accident). Grace was also connected in her later years to a cult that ended with a series of mass suicides in the nineties (the Order of the Solar Temple). And Caroline (the eldest of the three children) has a reputation for being a highfaluting bitch.
So, Charlene being all "Whaaaat????" from seing whom Albert had met in the last two weeks is small fry compared to what the Grimaldis tend to do.
fat Albert. Don't feel sorry for Charlene. She had years of living in luxury before marrying him, and I didn't see any guns at the wedding. She could have left anytime.
ReplyDeleteAnd the body language experts and 99% of people who aren't sugars say that Kate and William are madly in love with each other.
King Felipe and Queen of spain
ReplyDeleteLike father like son KJC and KF. Pendejo. His wife is just perfect..
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ReplyDeleteI thought Prince Albert Piercing was gay
ReplyDeleteCharlene was crying at her wedding. It totally did not look like tears from happiness. It looked like someone crying because they realized the were marrying into something awful. It blew my mind. And he was rude and told her to stop crying instead of trying to comfort her.
ReplyDeleteIn what country was Albert's 15 year old lover legal?
ReplyDelete@Angela,it says she saw a list,not that he told her. I suppose we can be relieved the 15 year old was his child,not a lover. She lived with him for years before marriage,she could have left. Big payoff that she regrets. And short bus,really? No just dumb,stuttering has nothing to do with intelligence. And you left out when Princess Stephanie literally joined the circus.
ReplyDeleteAlbert had a kid vvho everybodyy knevv so I assume this is him vvith a 15 y o daughter
ReplyDeleteKing Felipe of Spain vvas suppose to have a child vvith an ex gf but she-he must be like 25 right novv and The Dutch King? Nah Maxima vvould tear him into pieces, she s latin so FIERCY ...
I still remember the leaked emails she sent to her parents before the xxedding to "chill out cause if he disrespect her SHE VVAS GOING TO BEAT THE SHXXT OF HIM AGAINTS A VVALL" ... yea .. she s 1OO% ARGENTINIAN ...
His daughter grew up in Northern San Diego and last time I saw, was a college student. His son with the African Airline stewardess is s teen and interested in Soccer. He does support these kids which is good but obviously does not include them. Yeah very trashy Grimaldi's. Been to that church and casino and it's beautiful. Windy steep hills too.
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ReplyDeletelol @Guesser. Thanks for your factual -brevity 🙏
ReplyDeletetrump is a parasitic useless lump.
ReplyDeleteAnd Caroline was involved with a man twice her age. Married him, rather eloped. He turned out to be some con or hustler. Parents jumped in and got an annulment.
ReplyDeleteI assumed Albert had many, many children everywhere.
ReplyDeleteI once saw a thread on a royal gossip forum on Albert and it seems that he has rather interesting sexual preferences. He seems to like to have his friend with him and that he likes to have said friend watch him have sex. Another guy posted something from a guy in Monaco who said that Albert is Bi (60/40 Men to women) and that everybody in the principality seems to know. Apparently, the principality is paying for a some guy to live in the US to live like a Prince and what not. Also, I wonder if Charlene is basically his beard because he seems to like guys a little more than women, but will do either. Charlene's body tends to look more androgynous and maybe he likes that as it is closer to his preferred gender. Of course take this with a grain of salt.
ReplyDelete@DoNotLie: Thank you. Nobody will ever know what happened with the car crash. One walked away physically unscathed, the other died.
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ReplyDeleteAlbert should have married Lindsay Lohan. Now that would have been a hoot forever.
ReplyDeleteOh, Tricia... I knew you would take it personally when I'd mention the short bus.
ReplyDeleteAnd most of what I posted here has never seen the light in the US, on tabloids or on other places. The story about Albert's grades actually comes directly from a French IRS guy I knew who had been affected for a couple of years in Monaco. All of Albert's teachers were quite embarrassed by the constant need to adjust his grades for the family to save face.
Princess Stephanie didn’t “walk away unscathed”. She fractured her neck.
ReplyDeleteI'll never forget Charlene's puffy, tear streaked face as she was "accompanied" back through the airport by a security squad after her last attempt to flee in the week prior to their wedding. From memory the security guards persuaded her to stay by confiscating her passport. Front page of the papers around the world. Poor woman.
ReplyDelete@Angela most of what you wrote was written about in real time in British and US tabloids. As witnessed by the U.S. college admissions scandal, wealthy people buying their children's grades is nothing new or unusual. JFK Jr? Would he have graduated law school if his name was John Jones? Prince Albert may be a major tool,But he somehow managed to get a college degree,speak several languages,and compete as an Olympic Athlete (his wife was also an Olympic Swimmer). And I am the one offended by "short bus". My Dad worked for ARC, and substitute teacher for the kids on the short bus after retiring. He did this when they still shunned in group homes, they were hidden in the wooded areas, as if they could come out and attack the smart people like you. And it was by choice,not necessity.
ReplyDeleteFrance again. Could the SPs even be bothered to change the narrative so it's no so obvious?
ReplyDelete@Unknown @7:16pm, Prince Caroline actually had to confess her first marriage was a fraud to spite her family. Her annulment wasn't that easy,she wanted her children to be legitimate under Church Law. Of course,she was later a young widow. The annulment was not granted until after her husband's death.
ReplyDelete@Guesser - Charlene and Albert speak English to each other because neither of them speaks French very well. I've seen Albert speaking French, and he's not completely fluent. Despite the fact that the official language of his principality is French and the Monaguesques bear a French passport.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I remember reading a story about some economic advisor or something of the sort who worked closely with Albert and said that the man was juvenile and not very bright. He was obsessed with go cart racing and would spend all his time and energy doing it or preparing for it, or reading about it.
Not fluent
DeleteBut he sounds very fluid.
I saw Philippe Junot in the street a long time ago. I was very young and very attractive at the time (not so much anymore). I was the only one who recognized him and I told my friends who he was. He was very flattered at having a bunch of teenagers ogle him and point at him and making a big fuss about him. He was still married to Caroline at the time. He was okay looking, tanned like the rich French like to be, but not especially charismatic or handsome.
ReplyDeleteDont forget KAREN MULDER said she vvas raped by a guy from the monaco royalty ... and everybopdy looked at albert ...
ReplyDeleteIt's not surprise the royalty are all mentally slow and hard to look at, they are all inbred.
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