Thursday, March 12, 2020

Blind Items Revealed #5

February 6, 2020

It only seems fair since she regularly cheated on him, but this late night guy cheating on his actress girlfriend still was a bit of a shock.

Scarlett Johansson/Colin Jost


26 comments:

  1. I love Colin! He is adorable. I'm sure women are throwing themselves at him. Plus Scarlett is a lot older than he is.

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    1. Colin Jost is 2 years/5 months older than Scarlett.

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  2. He is the definition of a white bread mayo sandwich who got his job through connections. Not remotely funny.

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  3. Scarlet Owhora....I used to love watching her movies in college!

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  4. He's a permanent B-list who can't afford her nightly rates. If he's smart, he'd take advantage of all that desperate, gullible, attention-hungry pussy he can get before yo favorite Bondage Master, Captain Chris finally ends him.

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  5. total mayo sandwich.

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  6. b- might even be generous

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  7. Its not fair, she has never cheated on him.....................................................................WITH ME!
    So how is it fair for me?

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  8. This relationship confounds me and I hope it’s messy when it ends.

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  9. Why don't Evans and Scarjo be together? Why marry a guy you don't love, Scarjo?

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  10. Maybe he got turned off by her Weinstein past.

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  11. Cute funny guy cheats. Alrighty...

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  12. I didn't think of that, plus I hear Evans won't marry just anyone. She has to be amazing in bed and in personality. Her defending Woody Allen doesn't help Evans like her more. And maybe he doesn't want to be a step dad.

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  13. Scarjo is a freak IRL. Colin probably cant keep up.

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  14. Isn't ScarJo one of the many celebrities who has said she doesn't think people are even capable of being monogamous? She probably looks the other way on a lot of stuff.

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  15. I second Nubian Princess, Colin is a mere footnote

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  16. Finally got around to watching He's Not That Into You this week on Netflix and, for the life of me, I just don't get her at all. She was wonderful in Woody Allen's Match Point, though. I wish we could see his latest film but it was banned in the States. The trailer looks adorable. A Rainy Day In NYC or something like that. It's out in Europe, though.

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  17. "Plus Scarlett is a lot older than he is."

    Not according to Google, who says he's two years older than she is.

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  18. ScarJo is from a very rare European tribe similar to the American Indians in nature. Her tribal name is...

    "Dances with Ellen".

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  19. Colin and one of the other performers on SNL give off a weird vibe. I can't remember the name, but he was almost tender with one of them on Update a few weeks ago. It was after this blind went up, so I had the thought in the my mind, and the interaction pinged. It is like when you are at work and two of the coworkers are boning and trying keep it on the DL, but are doing a horrible job of hiding it.

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  20. Patrick slyly avoided the gender of this performer, so it was Melissa VillaseƱor or Bowan Yang who had recent Update desk pieces with Colin

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  21. Yawn. Easy blind to concoct for all Evansson shippers hoping ScarJost will break up so their fantasies can finally come true. Get over it- your ship will never sail.

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  22. @mojopin Another delusional who thinks that Scarjo and Jost are in love lmao!

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  23. Scarjo broke Seth Meyers heart. I remember that from way back when, and Seth is way more funnier than Wonder Bread. Besides, everyone knows Wonder Bread is still into Leslie Jones.

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  24. So... she cheated on him with chris evans? that's what we wanna know

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