Blind Item #7
Just like I have told you multiple times, don't believe the tabloids who are wishing for days gone by with the A+ list mostly movie actor back together with the permanent A list actress who loves pretending she is pregnant. Tabloids hate when he is spotted with a different woman.
Brad/Jen
ReplyDeletePitt and Aniston
ReplyDeletehttps://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/11130540/brad-pitt-spotted-with-mystery-woman-after-reunion-with-ex-wife-jen-aniston/
ReplyDeleteEnty un-ironically saying he's written this "multiple times"
ReplyDeleteWhy yes. you certainly have, sir.
I'd be rooting for a reunion too if I were a pap. That'd sell like hotcakes.
ReplyDeleteHow does she pretend she’s pregnant Enty??? It’s the tabloids who have her pregnant 24/7? I mean if your going to put the blame on someone put it on the right people!!!
ReplyDeleteShe puts her hands on her tummy grasping a bump the way a pregnant woman does. She tells reporters she's considering adopting a baby. She's been baby trolling for cover stories since the 1990s.
DeleteSo putting your hands on your stomach means your pregnant...got it!
Deletethis Brad and Jen rumormill is about as fresh as month old sushi
ReplyDeleteI don't get why people would get excited about a possible Pitt - Aniston " reunion", they are such a meh couple
ReplyDeletei mean, he was hot, alone, time ago, now he has some charm, and that's all, but the couple together? Why care?
At least Brangelina were gorgeus, and promised some drama ( which they have provided plenty )
I would never hope they were to reunite romantically. Brad sucks!
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck cares?
ReplyDeleteHad a chat with a couple of friends last week that turned toward movies, and one, with all seriousness said, "Isn't it wonderful that Brad and Jen are FINALLY back together, AND she's having his baby!" I thought, omg, behold! Exhibit A of the PR flacks' and tabloid' target audience. On top of it, she would entertain no skepticism.
ReplyDeleteFor whatever reason, the tap root on this particular fairy tale runs deep.
I exactly went through that....can't believe people are so gullible!!
DeleteBrad and Jen love the attention. The gestures at the SAG awards prove it. Those stories don't plant themselves.
ReplyDelete@Vita - those people are amazing and make me realize most of the world is filled with morons.
ReplyDeleteLet's leave the Osmonds out of this.
DeleteOh morons you say? Thought you said Mormons.
I stand uncorrected.
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isn't she in her 50's? how does she get away with pretending to be pregnant?
ReplyDeleteHunter--Agreed, lol! I'll always appreciate her for other reasons, but in this regard, yikes!
ReplyDeleteSquirrelmistress-- that's what I mean! I guess there are miracles and IVF, Etc, but scientific odds and logic don't seem to effect the believers! Sadly, I think one of them will need to be in the grave before this particular hope stops springing. Hardly the greatest love story of all time, it baffles me.
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ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt is dating that girl Alia Shawkt only idiots thought he was dating a 51yr old Jennifer. It was all pr for his oscar
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha, I knew it. He is never going back to that dry well.
ReplyDeleteOf course Pitt is dating other women. The dude has been banging blonde bimbo reality stars for ages BUT ones he'd never be serious about.
ReplyDelete@Rosie riveter
ReplyDeleteThe amazing thing is that he just explains the obvious, like the average reader of a tabloid who is finally aware they're pushing some fluff and fake pieces to please their readers. Something that doesn't require being a rocket scientist. And as if he would never, ever, do the same things to his hysterical cash cows, oops to his own generous readers.
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ReplyDelete"BAHAHAHAHA! You punybrained CDAN readers, eagerly gobbling up the obvious chum he churns out to throw your way! Oh, how I despise you! Ye GODS, how I despise HIM! But OH, how I LOVE thinking of myself as a big fish in a small pond, so I keep coming back for more!"
ReplyDeleteheh heh heh
Oh puhleez!
ReplyDeleteGo away both!
Enough!
+1@Vita,@Indie: I’ve been in the same position. People are convinced that they’re back together (not the baby part, though, at least so far.)
ReplyDeleteI tell them to stop reading In Touch.
Unknown-- 😂 Now THAT would be a story!
ReplyDelete@Vita: Probably a more plausible story than this!
ReplyDeleteVita, you might wish to reconsider your friendships. I can't be friends with people who are this stupid. I need to be able to respect my friends.
ReplyDeleteJennifer is 51. Not getting pregnant and too self involved. Don't know why the tabloids keep pushing them, most people are bored with them.
ReplyDeleteYou'd never guess that years ago Angela was a fan of CDAN, making guesses and everything. Stumbled across that the other day.
ReplyDeleteI think she was commenting here a couple of weeks ago. 🤣
DeleteAlia Shawkat? Pitt you bastard lol. I remember having to defend her hotness on here.
ReplyDeleteOnce you get tired of the barbie bims you look for unique people with character, rare individuals. Once you get bored with rare individuals then you look for people with a little bit of other worldliness or perhaps a little magic.
Speaking of Brad... He supposedly he missed the BAFtAs, not because Angie was in rehab, but, because 2 of their children were in the hospital having surgery.
ReplyDeleteBut, yes. agreed, why would anyone want Jen/Brad to get back together? He cheated on her and she is in fact too old to have biological children unless she froze her eggs years ago and does the whole surrogate thing. She decided against children decades ago and just uses it as a ploy for free press. She will probably be 70 and still doing teasing a child and people will still believe her haha. There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a mother, but, Jen obviously likes the attention otherwise she would routinely shut it down and never toy with the idea of even adoption in the press.
@Do Tell
ReplyDeleteAs you're definitely not a fucking moron, you must be aware you're accusing me of doing the very exact thing that Enty's blind item is doing itself.
It is somewhat weird to mock the tabloid readers for believing in the umpteenth story about a Brad and Jen reunion, while at the same time people like you take for granted dozens of blind items about the Clintons or any the other current targets of this blog.
@Brayson87
So, basically, you're trying to find information on me, and you're not getting much material. What a surprise...
This blog was moderately entertaining long ago, and there was even a time where it was fun to make guesses, I'll admit it gladly. But even then, I would write my reservations about the authenticity of the blind items, because it was already easy to spot some glaring holes in the story.
Then the tone became weirdly dark, with stories of rape and incest getting the spotlight. And two years and a half ago, it became obvious that Enty had adopted some political agenda. Remember when there were blind items about James Woods or Jon Voight and their much younger girlfriends? The site, which had until then no political agenda, suddenly puts conservatives off limit and puts instead serious accusations about random liberal figures.
So, let's make a wild guess. Let's say that there are a few people who were regular readers and fans of the blog, who happened to share some common love for Donald Trump and right-wight politics. I guess it must not be hard to find here a rabid Trump supporter who would tweet five times a day some support for him. I'm not 100% sure, but the perfect profile would be some person who was ridiculed at school for being slow-witted, or later in life for being the town bike or some drunk party girl, who then marries into money, tries to reinvent herself as the perfect housewife, with a perfect life, which naturally leaves her hours everyday to shout at the entire world how much she hates some people, because that's what happy people always do.
Let's say that Enty notices that. You know the same Enty who took advantage for ten years of a mentally ill failed screenwriter who thrived for recognition and who would supply him with five or eight different stories a day.
Doncha think that our Enty wouldn't notice there was a huge opportunity to exploit these people he regards as idiots? I don't know, he starts posting stuff that's tailor-made for them, he gets in touch with them outside of the blog, calls for informal donations. The people get hugely flattered that their political acumen gets finally acknowledged, they wire some money or they subscribe to the upper tiers of some Patreon thing, and they exult. The things they always assumed to be true actually turn out to be true in 65 mm CDAN-O-rama...
But, yeah, you're right, that's totally insane speculation. Who could be pathetic enough to get comforted by shit like that? Or who could be stupid enough to revere such losers?
@Angela, Don't flatter yourself, I was googling for an earlier blind and found one from 2014. And who did I see in the comments but Angela, guessing and joking along with everyone else. I figured it was the female Angela, no way it could be you, but the name linked to your profile.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteWhen your ego gets this tied up in the internet, it's time to loosen your grip a bit.
@TeeHee: F***ing Angelina! Took Shiloh (on crutches) and Vivienne (who is terrified of the paps) out for a pap walk to a florist yesterday. Also wrote an essay for International Women’s Day discussing her 2 daughter’s surgeries. Supposedly Shiloh had hip surgery and Zahara has had multiple (undisclosed) surgeries. She is basically trying to ‘normalize’ surgery, telling them that it’s ‘a part of life.’ No it’s not, at their ages, unless your child has a birth defect or a serious illness. And they’re so brave, blah, blah, blah. Sounds as if she’s trying to prepare them for future surgeries. What a crazy bitch!
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ReplyDeleteOh Gotcha @Aquagirl.... good point!! I did forget Angelina went crazy with the surgeries as well and of course, it all happened during Brad's major sweep during awards season/ him and Jen in the press non-stop. And, Shiloh...hip surgery...isn't shiloh the child being raised transgendered?? Yikes....those children really are Angie's pawns. If she chose elective surgery on two children (it is weird that both children needed major surgery at the same time) and then, she made sure she did it during award season to spite Brad....she is crazy! I hope Brad can keep it together for his children....they seem like they are going to need him.
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