Thursday, March 12, 2020

Blind Item #5

Still awaiting the record promised months ago by this former actress turned escort. 


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  1. Haha she hasn't gotten smarter with time.

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  2. Although I hate to imagine what she had to do to get that promise ๐Ÿคจ

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  3. You would be the only one, enty. Nobody else wants that.

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  4. She probably realized she’ll never have another banger like “Bossy”

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    1. I had to go take a peek. OMG. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผ‍♀️ Was that her yachting resume?

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  5. Lol @Troy. That video ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  6. lilo. been too busy knocking on tina fey's door

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  7. You're the only one waiting.

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  8. LL she lies so much it hard to believe what she says

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  9. Who's still waiting? Anyone? Bueller?

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  10. Leave Lilo alone.....or fund her record!

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  12. The use of the words "awaiting" and "promised" sound a bit too eager to me. If I had to rewrite this blind, I think I'd go with this:

    "Still nervously anticipating the record alleged to have been forged in the fires of Mt. Doom several months ago by this actress-turned-escort."

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  13. I bet she meant her criminal record.

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  14. Yes, "Bossy" was somewhere between a cigarette commercial and an escort ad. Dude also looked like a rentboy, maybe it was cheaper by the hour.

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