Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Blind Item #12

At lunch yesterday at a non Japanese restaurant that used to serve lunch in bento boxes. A permanent A list "singer."

Singer - I don't see the bento box
Waiter - We don't have that any longer
Singer - Can you show me where the bento box is
Waiter - We stopped that option some time ago
Singer - What is in the bento box again?
Waiter - What would you like in it?

They brought her food in a bento box.


38 comments:

  1. +1 at least they made her one. Imma get one for lunch tomorrow salmon teriyaki

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  2. We can only hope that she was high.

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  3. Skip the bento box, get a rubber room ready.

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  4. what's a bento box?

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    1. Lunch box...
      Japanese moms make simple food beautiful by creative decorations!
      Plz Google, you won't regret!!!

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  5. What do you want in the bento box?

    Chicken nuggets!

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  6. Poor baby, but I do love a good bento.

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  7. She though Japan was in Africa years ago, she is dumb as a stick.

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  8. Jeff its typically a Japanese meal. It's in a rectangle tray separated into sections, usually five, you get your order in one, rice in another, a sushi roll in one and varied in the other two depending on the restauranr. My bento box comes with a soup and salad and all for less than $10. Not huge portions but good enough for lunch.

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  9. https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.restaurant-hospitality.com%2Ffood-trends%2Fbento-boxes-are-trending-fast-casual&psig=AOvVaw2AEv-K_Ow_Bh3TBceItB3c&ust=1583952200966000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCLiKvv7HkOgCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

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  10. Sounds like my kids when they aren't listening. Tunnel vision.

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  11. Sometimes when I'm feeling exotic I pack my lunch for work in a bento.

    The sad side of the daily office worker (though I do have my own office)

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    1. You have your own office?!
      Jealous...
      What are you complaining about....

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  12. I love bento boxes. And I’ve been known to do the same thing in restaurants when they take something off the menu that I like. (In places that I frequent.) ‘But what about the fettuccine with mushrooms? I don’t see that on the menu.’ ‘Yes. We discontinued that.’ ‘But, why? That was the best pasta on the menu. K (my BFF who is friends with the owner) & I always ordered it.’ They’ll usually find a way to accommodate me because they know me. I give Britney 👍 on this one. She got what she wanted, didn’t she?

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  13. Quality customer service saves the day!😍

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  14. this should be a Kindness item

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    1. Yes, a combination brain-damage/kindness blind

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  16. If the blind had said celeb instead of female singer I'd have guessed Joe Biden.

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  17. No, it's not Joe Biden unless he threatens the server with a jabbing, shaking finger.

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  18. The last time she was allowed out,they had them. So I give her a pass,and yes,she got what she wanted. And now I want one.

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    1. That's so sad. (Not you wanting a bento box, but her being so controlled)

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  19. "Look I either get my bento box or your car gets a good umbrella-ering?"

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  20. Why so sad here....she ended up with a bento box. Sly like a fox.

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  21. Maybe she's so controlled that she's not allowed to eat foods that are touching, so she needs the box to separate them.

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  22. So they did bring her the damn bento box. Can I safely assume there was a Japanese restaurant nearby.

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  23. "I don't understand ... What is the meaning of this strange word, this 'no'?"

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  24. Speak "Bento Box" three times, and it shall appear...

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  25. Monkeyweather said...
    Yes, a combination brain-damage/kindness blind: So, a demento box eh??

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  26. Brit brit is a $100million bag lady

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  27. Hi there,
    Can someone provide me with some history about Brit. Is she crazy and is subsequently on medication which also makes her a bit crazy/erratic/slow?
    Is this the basic situation or is there anything else?

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  28. @bootsy is Google down?

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