The A list country star who got her start on reality television had a wild week of partying at levels not seen in many years. Strange things happen when she starts partying like this.
Omg Shakira was on fire for sure. Then all sudden there was Melania trump dressed as Madonna, on a fucking stripper pole no less! Jeesh. When she showed herself to actually be Jlo I was relieved and took that as a sign to not smoke another joint.
Lopez is horrifying. The sad part is that she thinks she looks good--- writhing on some pole, with a bunch of half dressed people doing some Satanic ritual, beneath her.
She is beyond pathetic at this point. A plain, hard looking woman. Oh, and she was rude as hell to one of my bf's, who is a GM at Disney.
Def Carrie Underwood. The last line stating “strange things” happen when she’s partying like this refers to falling down the stairs. That incident was repeatedly referred to as a “freak” accident in the press. Uh-huh..
100% Miranda! Tour isn't selling, cancelled the last 2 show because she was "Sick"! Pretty funny that she got kicked outta another bar/restaurant in Nashville & told to never come back! WOW, I guess she's spiraling again! I wonder what the hubby thinks! Oh that's right he doesn't think, he's told what to think!
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ReplyDeletePoor Miranda is a country song at this point
ReplyDeleteImma let you finish but Shakira was the best halftime performer since Bruno Mars or Prince.
ReplyDeleteLol. You crack me up. And I agree, btw
DeleteShe was AMAZING. And beautiful with little effort
ReplyDeleteCarrie Underwood?
ReplyDeleteCarrie Underwood--American Idol
ReplyDeleteAgree. Carrie Underwood.
DeleteLike falling down drunk and needing plastic surgery on your face?
ReplyDeleteI hope it's not Carrie. 2 kids need her.
ReplyDeleteAnd AMEN to Shakira's performance.
Or is it canceling tour dates?
ReplyDeleteUh oh, how many stairways can she supposedly fall down before it starts violating the laws of gravity?
ReplyDeleteCarrie Underwood
ReplyDeleteOmg Shakira was on fire for sure.
ReplyDeleteThen all sudden there was Melania trump dressed as Madonna, on a fucking stripper pole no less! Jeesh. When she showed herself to actually be Jlo I was relieved and took that as a sign to not smoke another joint.
Lol
DeleteShakira was amazing!
ReplyDeleteMiranda cancelled two tour dates this weekend.
ReplyDeleteCarrie Underwood
ReplyDeleteMiranda also started on Nashville Star
ReplyDeleteShakari was very good with effort.. Her hips don’t lie
ReplyDeleteJLo was HORRIBLE and so scripted that I couldn’t watch her at all.
Just dreadful
“Less effort”
ReplyDeleteThey were both awful. And looked fucking desperate. Shakira simply looked good by comparison. JLO most likely even lip syncs her blowjobs.
ReplyDeleteLopez is horrifying.
ReplyDeleteThe sad part is that she thinks she looks good--- writhing on some pole, with a bunch of half dressed people doing some Satanic ritual, beneath her.
She is beyond pathetic at this point.
A plain, hard looking woman. Oh, and she was rude as hell to one of my bf's, who is a GM at Disney.
Shakira and Jlo did not have the cat-fight that was predicted on this site. I was disappointed.
ReplyDeleteIt was just like I called it, Shakira won the Super Bowl.
ReplyDeleteGonna go with Carrie- last time she drank a lot she busted her face
ReplyDelete@Rosie riveter Lmao!
ReplyDelete@rosie When JLo came on stage the first words from me were, "Shit, she looks just like Melania!" Not a compliment.
ReplyDeleteMiranda also started on reality TV. Nashville Star.
ReplyDeleteDef Carrie Underwood. The last line stating “strange things” happen when she’s partying like this refers to falling down the stairs. That incident was repeatedly referred to as a “freak” accident in the press. Uh-huh..
ReplyDeleteKellie Pickler
ReplyDelete100% Miranda! Tour isn't selling, cancelled the last 2 show because she was "Sick"! Pretty funny that she got kicked outta another bar/restaurant in Nashville & told to never come back! WOW, I guess she's spiraling again! I wonder what the hubby thinks! Oh that's right he doesn't think, he's told what to think!
ReplyDeleteMiranda got her start on "Nashville Stars"!
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