Dear former boy bander who was third tier at best,
The only reason you are still famous is because of your ex. Have I always got along with your ex? No. But if I ever needed something or really needed help, she would be there. Always. So, I am helping her now. I know you are insecure about the few times you let that guy orally service you, so maybe that is the reason you are being so wonky now in your recent comments. And no, I didn't find out about the guys from the ex, I found out about them on my own. Apparently the tiny size of your apparatus is part of a drinking game in West Hollywood.
Love & Bacon,
Enty
The only reason you are still famous is because of your ex. Have I always got along with your ex? No. But if I ever needed something or really needed help, she would be there. Always. So, I am helping her now. I know you are insecure about the few times you let that guy orally service you, so maybe that is the reason you are being so wonky now in your recent comments. And no, I didn't find out about the guys from the ex, I found out about them on my own. Apparently the tiny size of your apparatus is part of a drinking game in West Hollywood.
Love & Bacon,
Enty