For much of the past decade, there has been an annual tradition following a certain award show. Held continuously with the exception of 2018, it is an after party scene of debauchery unlike any other. This group of men, and despite the fact that many members in the organization or women, this party is just men, have their own awards. They sit around and show clips of film on a big screen of their biggest and best casting couch "gets" of the year. Over the years the names of actresses at the party have included all manner of future A listers all of you know. Although not actually physically present, their photos or video clips, always of them naked, they were there. This A/A- list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee. An Oscar winner/nominee from a couple of years ago was shown on the big screen about five or six years ago. The "winners" of the night are the producers who had the biggest total and who landed the highest on the list. Apparently last year, this foreign born actress who is married and probably only A-/B+ list was the highest on the list who hit a casting couch and was photographed doing so. Despite probably only being B+ list, the producer who had sex with her won because the husband of the actress is a permanent attendee at this after party so saw his wife on the big screen. The highest this year was again, an A-/B+ list dual threat actress who is a celebrity offspring of entertainment parents. Apparently she really wanted a role and was willing to sleep with the producer to get it. She landed the part and an award.
The PGA’s?
ReplyDeleteSounds fun
ReplyDeleteDakota for the this years winner
ReplyDeleteGolden Globes
ReplyDelete1)JLaw
2)Brie Larsen?
Or theDGA’s
ReplyDelete1)A-Oscar nom/winner Paltrow?
Actess not on screen for about 5 years-Cameron Diaz?
Married FB actress-CZJ/hubby Michael Douglas
ReplyDeletemarried foreign born actress Milla Jovovich husband Paul Anderson?
ReplyDeleteThis years winner-Kate Hudson
ReplyDeleteZoe Kravitz--offspring?
ReplyDeleteThis saddens me.
ReplyDeletePamela Anderson got married.
Delonte West was badly beaten and got stomped in the head while lying down and not fighting back.
I’m going off the internet now. Gossip is not worth my mental health.
CDAN Community, please take care of yourselves and each other.
Oh that West video is hard to look at.... You take care of yourself too !
DeleteTake care TW. That video of Delonte is very sad. Hope he gets help
DeleteWow, this is juicy! Sounds like the plot of a porn movie. Zoe Kravitz seems like a good guess for the offspring, the Oscar award winner has to be Jennifer Lawrence. For some reason, the guess of CZJ with Michael Douglas as part of this party is very amusing to me.
ReplyDeleteSo much for Julian Assange when you settle for Barbra Streisand's ex hubby. No more BI's about those two on here. such a shame really.
ReplyDeleteWell they were never a couple. Just friends, I don't know if she said that but Assange denied it. Enty was full of shit with that one
DeleteLaura Dern as celebrity offspring.
ReplyDeleteThough I am always and will forever be in favor of Jennifer Lawrence's exposure as a no-talent casting couch queen....I will be sorely disappointed if this is Laura Dern
ReplyDeleteLaura Dern for Marriage Story with David Heyman as producer?
ReplyDeleteLaura is way to talented to stoop this low.
DeleteWaiting for the male defenders to blame the slutty desperate deserve it women....
ReplyDeleteFor FB actress last year- Rachel Weisz, husband Daniel Craig???
ReplyDeleteJaysus, people of all genders, do NOT let yourself be photographed or videoed in compromising positions. You'll be bought for life.
ReplyDeleteLaura is the only award winner who fits, sorry. Some people just need that Oscar recognition.
ReplyDeleteIt’s not Laura. It’s Dakota Johnson - she’s from an entertainment family and is celebrity offspring and she won an Independent Spirit Award this year (“an award”, singular).
ReplyDeleteOscar winner from a few years ago is Jennifer Lawrence
Foreign born b list actress is Mila Jovovich and her producer husband is Paul Anderson
Done.
What a bunch of degenerate perverts. it's difficult to feel sympathy for the women though, the term "actress" is just a polite word for prostitute. Even so, the average street crack whore has more morals that any professional "actress".
ReplyDeleteLaura Dern and Brie Larson wasn't she married to a Franco
ReplyDeleteYou really believe that? That Hollywood producers have a secret yearly meeting to brag about the finest piece of ass they got on the casting couch?
ReplyDeleteYeah... You know, the thing about men in their fifties or sixties is that they're not always at the top of their looks... or their shape. And they tend to have a few inadequacies and kinks, which is a great reason NOT to share the name of their conquests. Because the guy next to them could then make a phone call and learn who needs a ton of Viagra to get it up, who has a very short penis, who comes just after a couple of minutes, who had a ridiculous fetish, etc.
Alicia V, the winner
ReplyDeleteA-list actresses are prostitutes.
ReplyDeleteHollywood is a brothel. That's all it is. Nothing more.
A very, very dangerous place for any woman to be.
@ tricia 13 I don't see what role Kate Hudson would have landed though. I think Dern is the best guess.
ReplyDeletethis is all the male (straight, im assuming..) producers at the PGAs (Producers Guild Awards). And *this* is why we'll always have a problem with sexual assault/sexual harassment in hollywood no matter what BS lip service is pushed....its like CAA creating Times Up......even tho they sent so many actresses to their own rapes knowingly & then covered it up/hushed it up for decades....say hi to Reese Witherspoon's husband!
ReplyDeleteA/A- list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee
= JLAW (she must have been on screen at these gatherings A LOT)
oscar winner/nominee from couple of yrs ag & shown on the big screen 5/6 yrs ago
= EMMA STONE
(won for LA LA LAND in 2017, original nom was BIRDMAN in 2015)
an A-/B+ list dual threat actress who is a celebrity offspring of entertainment parents. Apparently she really wanted a role and was willing to sleep with the producer to get it. She landed the part and an award.
= LAURA DERN / MARRIAGE STORY
I have no clue about the one where the casting coucher was a producer's wife, tho doesnt that mean the guy has to be a producer and not a celeb? anyway.
ITS NOT JLAW, SHE HAS NEVER COUCHED!
ReplyDeleteSure jan
DeleteToo bad this isn’t televised. Lol
ReplyDeleteMahogany1 No, that's Allison Brie that's married to Dave Franco.
ReplyDeleteWhen they didn't have this party in 2018 they played an "in memoriam" montage for Harvey Weinstein instead.
ReplyDeletereal upsetting to see emma stone there >.>
ReplyDeleteSeriously doubt either Emma Stone or Brie Larson, yet alone Dern. They either already have the awards, a franchise, the clot or are just too old for the circus. Jlow or Alicia V on the other hand...
ReplyDeletethis was 5-6 years ago and stone wasnt really big back then.
ReplyDeleteLaura Dern does not deserve awards for Marriage Story
ReplyDeleteshe was award worthy in Rambling Rose , Smooth Talk , Recount
+1000 Okani and DarylsBF.....
ReplyDeleteActress = whore
Hollyweird = whorehouse
Good analogy