Tuesday, January 07, 2020

Blind Items Revealed #5

December 27, 2019

This older permanent A+ list model is looking for a new boyfriend but is telling potential suitors that she plans on remaining celibate the rest of her life and that sex just complicates things.

Christie Brinkley


33 comments:

  1. At least she is being honest. Lol.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Well good luck to her then. Unless an automatic hall pass comes with this arrangement, not many guys are going to be interested.

    ReplyDelete
  3. She can beard and pretend she's cougaring like Kate Beckinsale.

    ReplyDelete
  4. But she still charges by the hour right?

    ReplyDelete
  5. She's in her 60's, she probably has no sex drive anymore & is dry down there.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Made me laugh and I'm a 55 year old woman.

      Delete
  6. Damn Molly, ageist at all?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Ok so... Obvs you're just on my shitlist today but it's annoying af that once again you post wo thinking.
      This is not actually ageist. It is true-ist
      Sometimes I wonder if u just post stuff to be the cool, woke schitts Creek David and have everyone like you.
      Relax. You're good enough being you.
      Just. Be. You.

      Delete
    2. Sound like it to me Brayson. Women hate their moms is nothing new.

      Delete
  7. So who gets paid, him or her.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Maybe she has a medical condition, or rich guys are terrible lays

    ReplyDelete
  9. Not everybody has high hormones. I don’t - everybody raves about sex, but I’m mentally making my grocery list. People are all different.

    ReplyDelete
  10. I'm sure she will find some takers. Some guy who wants the press and exposure and 'prestige' of it - look at all the fake relationships in Hollywood. She could socially be someone's girlfriend but then let him sleep with other women. Plenty of takers I am sure.

    ReplyDelete
  11. She had a serious skiing accident & was in a helicopter crash a long time ago & was left with nerve damage. As a young woman with nerve damage myself I can see the effect of that plus menopause would leave her wanting a different kind of relationship. That's ok. At least she's honest. We can't all be sex bombs for life, yo.

    ReplyDelete
  12. @Rosie, There are lots of horny older people, there are lots of asexual younger people. When Molly said that because a woman was in her 60's she probably had no sex drive, that seemed a little ageist to me. Reduced maybe, but saying no sex drive based solely on being older, how is that not ageist? Do you know how many swingers there are in retirement communities? Some folks f*ck until they die.

    Woke? This has been me before any of this Woke bullsh!t started. Every human is equally worthy and equally worthless. You are not special, you are as special as everyone else.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Anonymous1:22 PM

    Anyone catch her new face? It's a disaster. Her face is going to star in the next Youtube video with the botched plastic surgery cases.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Damn, I was so sure that this was Iman!

    ReplyDelete
  15. @ Brayson, if you find a horny 60 year old woman, check her bank account. Unless she is on hormone replacement therapy, it's most likely the mojave desert in the nether regions. There are options, but I wouldn't do it unless it was for true love. Or money, hahaha. Just kidding.

    ReplyDelete
  16. So her squeeze box is fried. God gave women three holes knowing this will happen. Redundancy isn't just for airplanes and nuclear power plants.

    ReplyDelete
  17. F*cking christmas, a$$holes are dry too but people make it work, it's called lube.

    ReplyDelete
  18. Why is it necessarily an issue with her? Maybe she just got bored of faking it for some guy 🤷🏼‍♀️

    ReplyDelete
  19. @cece Can I introduce you to my son? Sex doesn't appear to even be on his radar. Let's just say that's a VERY different attitude from his parents'. LOL

    ReplyDelete
  20. If she pays for my hookers, i'll be her boyfriend. Otherwise she gonna be changing some old Sumner Redstome types diapers.

    ReplyDelete
  21. She's just weeding out the "sport fuckers"

    ReplyDelete
  22. If Christie isn't game for standard fare, missionary style copulation (which literally only requires a swash of lube and her willingness to lay down upon on a plush surface for a few minutes) then WHY IN THE HELL would she ever be down for a potential mudslide by utilizing the rear entrance?!? That ish requires PLANNING. We're talking high fiber diet for days prior, fasting the day of, and douching the lower deck to prevent mud barnacles, if ya catch my drift. 😉😂

    If Christie is hanging a 'Closed' sign on the front door these days, the back door has been boarded up and bolted shut for decades. No ageism here, because a GIRL'S GOTTA RETIRE SOMETIME! She made sex with Billy Joel and that weirdo pedophile dude after him. She's MORE than earned her right to retire!!!

    ReplyDelete
  23. Sex and menopause is probably about as predictable as hair after chemo.

    Regardless all the wives tales, you'll probably still be having plenty to keep your head covered.

    The way most people talk it's getting married not getting old that kills the sex drive of a woman.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Q: How do you cure a nymphomaniac?
      A: Marry her.

      Delete
  24. I always wondered why a mook like Billy Joel dumped her ass. Now I know.

    ReplyDelete
  25. Menopause hit me like a ton of bricks. One needs prescription lube (literally) for comfortable sex. If it was just the old in and out, OK. but no, he needs the whole production. ix-nay.

    ReplyDelete
  26. Anonymous1:08 PM


    Why would you believe this blind ? What makes you think that Enty has access to that information?

    ReplyDelete
  27. cece, you've had some awful sex if you make grocery lists in your head. This is coming from a woman btw.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yeah, I hate to blame it solely on bad sex. It was mostly how my ex and I just weren’t meant to be together. Hard to have good sex if you don’t feel loved, or that’s my take on it anyway.

      Delete