Blind Items Revealed #3
January 16, 2020
The fighting between the one named talk show host and the alliterate talk show host is nothing new. It goes way way back to when the alliterate talk show host outed the the now long time partner of the one named talk show host. By happenstance, that night was also the first time they hooked up.
Ellen/Wendy Williams/Portia de Rossi
The fighting between the one named talk show host and the alliterate talk show host is nothing new. It goes way way back to when the alliterate talk show host outed the the now long time partner of the one named talk show host. By happenstance, that night was also the first time they hooked up.
Ellen/Wendy Williams/Portia de Rossi
Meghan Markle
ReplyDeletePortia is the funniest of the three.
ReplyDeleteAnd the most honest
DeleteI think even Helen Keller could have figured this out since Ellen had already came out and been in other relationships. Wendy does what Wendy does, finds a rival to go after and goes after her. She's done it her whole career.
ReplyDeleteI know like thousands of Helen Keller jokes. You ready for it?
DeleteMeghan Markle will appear on Ellen Show to talk about her victimhood!
ReplyDeletego ahead derp
ReplyDeleteHow about the classic one? Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand
DeleteI thought Ellen and Portia were divorcing?
ReplyDeleteIf only Ellen had some sort of deformity that old Canklecucked could mock? I mean apart from looking like a young thyroidic Lloyd Bridges.
ReplyDeleteI dunno why?
ReplyDeleteShe needs the other hand to moan and groan. Come on that’s a no brainer.
DeleteIt gets worse from here. I took an improv class then ditched that for the standup class next door after one of the students had a meltdown onstage. I was working out this whole routine how Helen Keller ordered a Braille version of the Kama sutra for her honeymoon night but accidentally blinded her husband instead
bwahahaha I was playing straight man Derp.
ReplyDelete"By happenstance, that night was also the first time they hooked up."
ReplyDeleteWho? Ellen and Wendy, or Ellen and Portia?
I was thinking Wendy and Portia myself
ReplyDelete@yepthatsme Guess that means Oprah is out of favour
ReplyDeleteEllen should have thanked Wendy. Maybe Portia being outed meant they could get together more easily. Portia may have been reluctant to get with someone so high profile.
ReplyDeleteEveryone gets mad at Wendy for blowing up their spot LOL
ReplyDeletePortia was sorta like Jodie Fostter, in that everyone knew she was gay, she just never talked about it in interviews.
ReplyDeleteWendy hooking up with Helen. I'm not feeling this one. Wendy is entertaining in the same way that Ellen is entertaining. Neither of them is attractive. If you're not hot, you're not shit.
ReplyDelete^^Wendy hooking up with Helen [Keller?]^^
ReplyDeleteWendy seems to do this a lot. That bish should stay in her lane lest someone outs her penii
ReplyDelete“Rug munchers... I love it”!!!
ReplyDeleteGood thing Ellen has loads of money otherwise she'd be sleeping alone every night. She doesn't have the looks and she sure doesn't have a winning (real) personality. Too bad for Portia; I'm sure she keeps her eyes closed.
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