Tuesday, January 14, 2020

Blind Items Revealed #2

January 8, 2020

This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who doesn't act any longer, is unable to do so because he can't remember lines any longer. He spends most of his days trying to get his housekeepers to have sex with him.

Jack Nicholson

24 comments:

  1. At least he isn't having Polanski rape teenagers in his pool house any longer...

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  2. He is 82 and he did quite a bit of indulging throughout his life, shit happens.

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  3. Wasn't he seen at a Bernie Sanders benefit not that long ago?

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  4. He went to a Lakers game last week when they played the Knicks. First time in a long time he showed up. And he had season tickets right next to the bench for years and years.

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  5. He can't remember lines? Is that just an affectation (i.e. he can't be bothered to work any more)? Or is he actually suffering from some kind of senility?

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    1. It seems like I read somewhere that it is some type dementia.

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  6. Any of Brando's old housekeepers still around? They used to work next door to Jack's place...

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  7. The rest of his time he just wastes

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  8. Does he really need to resort to housekeepers? He could literally have any woman he wanted.

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  9. I heard a couple of years ago that Nicholson was rumoured to have dementia.

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  10. SIM like it made any difference. All of his best thinking brought him here where ever that is.

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  11. He's 82. Sure some people have great genes and are healthy until they're 100, but most people start falling apart either physically or mentally after 80, if not before.

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  12. I just picture him walking around his house, following housekeepers with that goofy look on his face from The Shining when he was frozen in snow.

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  13. This wouldn't be the reason. A lot of actors, especially in their older age have their lines directly fed to them using hearing aids, with an assistant providing the lines through radio, just in case they'd forget a line in their scene. Mae West did an entire film this way.
    Gérard Depardieu is so sloppy and careless with most of his present performances that he doesn't even try to learn the lines or just read the script. He has assistants carrying some cardboard with the lines, SNL way.

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  14. No, no Meester Neeecholson, I no wanna have sex witchoo. I do need more Lemon Pledge!

    That’s all I can think of, Jack hitting on Consuela from Family Guy.

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  15. pretty sure he has dementia nicholson hes getting worse tho

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  16. Every time I see it on, I re-watch All about Schmidt. I just freaken love that move. Nicholson's character writes intensely personal, angry and inappropriate letters to a little African boy-Ndugo. Lol. Genius

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  17. Parkinson's medications will also bring out addictive issues in people.

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  18. Wonder why J or my dog smiles (no, actually, it doesn't) isn't calling Nicholson fat, as he actually IS and has been fat for decades. Gee, could it be -- moronic misogyny?

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  19. Did J even comment in here? And seems like MyDogSmiles is calling him out for being an accessory to a rapist pedophile, which is probably worse than being fat, wouldn’t you say? Oh but I guess you’re trying to say that since they didn’t discuss his weight they’re “misogynists”, right? 🙄🙄🙄

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  20. is this why they called off the english toni erdmann remake? or is it because that was a terrible idea for a film and just because a foreign language movie is successful it doesn't mean you need to immediately redo the thing for hollywood?

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  21. The photo of him at the Lakers game with his son ... he looks like someone who eats glue. Poor Jack

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  22. That’s really sad, leave the poor man alone.

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