This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A/A- list that everyone knows has accumulated quite a few children with different women over the past few years. This week, while promoting his new movie, he cheated on his current significant other with a waitress from a pizza restaurant. Apparently the sex was unprotected.
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ReplyDeleteHugh Grant
ReplyDeleteI’m sorry, but he’s way too feminine to be attractive. He just seems like such a pussy. He probably uses the word vagina during sex. A too polite wuss - no thank you!!
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ReplyDeleteHe probably also refers to his dick as a “willy” during sex. ๐
DeleteOwen Wilson? But does he have a significant other?
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ReplyDeleteI can’t believe women are still willing to sleep with a Hugh Grant. Even pizza restaurant waitresses...
ReplyDeleteHe's such a skank. *lol*
ReplyDeleteCracks me up to see a romantic lead actor at the top of his game having to buy worn-out infected street whores.
ReplyDeleteHA! Your sensibilities are all out of whack. "Top of his game?"๐ And typically you're one drooling over tales of prostitution like Count Jerkoff. Double standard, much?
DeleteLMAO i wonder if this was the restaurant from the pizza review for hugh??
ReplyDeleteJude Law
ReplyDeleteI agree @lux. New movie “The Rhythm Section”
ReplyDeleteOwen Wilson was born in Dallas. We are still part of the US.
ReplyDeleteThis is Hugh Grant.
Hugh is married to Ms. Eberstein. And so is Jude.
DeleteI want this to be Jude Law since it means I have a chance for him to rail me, but Jude is married so wouldn't it be wife and not SO? I seriously doubt his wife gives a fuck about casual sex. She is some sort of intellectual so I don't think she would be threatened by Jude fucking a waitress. Now unprotected sex is a different matter which makes Jude fucking stupid.
ReplyDeleteI am hoping this Hugh Grant becuase I want to be the next person Jude knocks up.
JT, amazing life goal.
ReplyDeleteEhhhh....I've hit most major life milestones except motherhood. If I ever have a crotch goblin I want it to be with one of the most sexiest men alive.
ReplyDeleteJude law is better than Hugh Grant. Grant is still A-? Can't even remember the last movie he was in.
ReplyDeleteWent and checked, other than this Guy Ritchie flick coming out, he hasn't been in anything memorable in like a decade or more.
I completely left my lunch at home in error and am now craving pizza. Fortunately since this is the Northeast all I have to do is exit the building and walk half a block
ReplyDeleteWhoops, missed the foreign born part. Must be Hugh Grant then ๐คท๐ผ♀️
ReplyDeleteApparently.....is big word !
ReplyDeleteI am reading that Hugh finally married too. Is this blind about Jude or Hugh even? Does Enty interchange the terms spouse and SO a lot?
ReplyDeleteJamie Dornan, because I need a Jamie blind.
ReplyDeleteNever underestimate the power of pizza and sex. Throw in some booze and heaven is a place on earth.
ReplyDeleteI was just in a pizza restaurant and the server was about 75, I'll give Hugh some credit and say his server was half that.
ReplyDeleteWas this the same pizza restaurant that Prince Andrew mentioned in that bad interview?
ReplyDelete@COWPIE, The authorities aren't allowed to release that information because protecting pedos is vital to national security in the UK.
ReplyDeleteooooo Brayson do you know what that's worth? We'll make pizza and booze a place on earth.
ReplyDeleteHe’ll never learn. Until he gets hiv.
ReplyDelete@shakey, Haha now I can't stop thinking of a distorted San Junipero Black Mirror episode. "Are you a lesbian?" "No I just really like pizza." "Me too!" "Let's eat pizza forever!" "Yay!" And then your song comes to finish the episode with a shot of a blinking Little Caesars or whoever paid for the product placement.
ReplyDeleteLololol ofc Hugh Grant.
ReplyDeleteI think this is Jude. He has 3 baby mamas while Hugh only has 2. Few is three or more. 2 is a couple. If Jude has a child with is his new wife, then it will be 4 total different mothers. Jude must be feeling untouchable. Wrap it up, Jude. Getting a waitress pregnant before your new wife is not a good look, not matter how forward thinking your wife is.
ReplyDeleteDef Grant because the cast of the new Ritchie film were photographed at a Brooklyn pizza joint Sunday night.
ReplyDeleteWhy wouldn't any of these morons get snipped?!!?
ReplyDelete@Freebird. LOL~
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