Blind Item #27 - Golden Globes
Speaking of that hit Hulu show, another actress from that show performed oral sex on a guy in the back of an Uber (not even Uber Black, it was a Kia) and besides the driver, there were other people in the car at the same time. This was not a full on long thing. Apparently this was a 30 second I told you I would do it in front of people thing.
These types of girls are the most fun. Exhausting, but fun.
ReplyDeleteHardly a great time if you're the other passengers!
ReplyDeleteGross. Do it in a packed theater or on an inter-city bus, you trollop.
ReplyDeleteSo she blew a guy in the back of a minivan? Trying to relive her HS glory days?
ReplyDeleteIt was a KIA you dumbass. Learn to read.
Delete@ Vita, I guess that depends on what kinks you're into.
ReplyDeleteHuckleberry -- fair enough, lol!
ReplyDeleteKia makes a minivan you twatwaffle.
ReplyDelete@YoSoy, how many KIA models can fit a driver, multiple other people, and two people engaged in oral sex? I'm betting the minivan or at least one of the SUVs.
ReplyDeleteMadeline Brewer is we are going with Handmaids Talent
ReplyDeleteMet Madeline. Very sweet, and very spunky. Could see her doing this.
ReplyDeleteTwatwaffle now an early frontrunner for 2020 Word of the Year
ReplyDeleteBrayson-- I admire your practical analysis of all situations, lol!
The first time ai heard someone call someone else a twatwaffle was 1985. Not exactly treading new ground.
DeleteI feel sorry for the Uber driver. Their car, even if it’s a Kia, doesn’t deserve to be turned into the Bang Bus by some two-bit floozy.
ReplyDelete@Hotbox, Imagine being the driver, you're all excited to be driving celebs, maybe you even recognize some of them. Then all of a sudden you hear the slurp slurp coming from the back and now all you can think of is whether you've got enough paper towels and Windex because that chick definitely looked like a quitter when she got in.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why people sh!t on Kia, I'm not personally familiar but I know they're rated more reliable than many other brands.
https://www.autotrader.com/car-news/kia-has-suddenly-become-one-most-reliable-car-brands-259590
https://www.consumerreports.org/cars/kia/
https://repairpal.com/reliability/kia
This makes me wonder if Uber has a spooge fee?
DeleteYes. Both Lyft & Uber have a cleaning fee for any biological fluids - vomit, semen, vaginal fluids, etc.
DeleteAnother little 'star', who thinks they are entitled to do anything, anywhere... including in another person's vehicle.
ReplyDeleteI hope they got caught on camera. Or arrested
She sounds fun..
ReplyDeleteI think this one is Shailene Woodley and the one about the mostly movie actress cheating with a married director is Nicole Kidman. "Speaking of that hit Hulu show" says a lot to me.
ReplyDeleteI'm still laughing at "twatwaffle."
ReplyDeleteIf I'm the guy, I doubt I could get it up in that scenario.
ReplyDelete@Brayson: Kia has always had a reputation of being a cheap (and, in my mind, unreliable) car. They are obviously trying to change their image with their new models/designs. Around 6 years ago, they got caught lying about MPG & EPA standards, and had to refund a certain amount to previous buyers. Didn’t improve my opinion of them. Someone offered to upgrade me to a Kia (can’t remember the model) when I was renting a car in the past year or two. I outright refused, as I wouldn’t feel safe driving one, despite consumer reports, etc.
ReplyDeleteYet to be solved: How fast did the Kia go from 0 to 69?
ReplyDeleteHey @ Freebird: Happy New Year 🎊!!! So what’s the cleaning fee for both semen and vaginal fluids? (Asking for a friend...)
ReplyDelete+1@BDM. It probably didn’t. Sounds as if she was giving, not receiving.
ReplyDelete@Aqua, Mercedes is not cheap yet it is one of the most unreliable makes you can buy. VW got caught putting emissions test cheating devices in their cars. Remember clean diesel? A lie. There are very few trustworthy auto manufacturers.
ReplyDeleteI want to read the uber driver's review. I hope they tipped well but I doubt it. Entitled assholes.
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