That didn't take long. This A-/B+ list actress most recently supposedly in a long term loving relationship with a wannabe A++ lister was sucking face with another man this weekend.
He claims to have always lover her(or her skills lol). They dated in the 90. Streisand to Pammy. Definitely doesn’t have a type! He’s a weird cat anyway... think he was the inspiration for Shampoo w/Warren Beatty if I’m not mistaken
I'm going to write a book for these Hollywood people on how to act straight and passionately in love when you're in a bearding contract. My first line advice is to just forget the bearding contract and come out. But, in case the individual is determined to dig in at the back of that closet, here is an excerpt from my upcoming book:
1. Don't say you are "fond of" the woman who is supposed to be your girlfriend. No straight man talks like that about a woman that he's into. Ever!
2. Learn how to hold a woman, and how to lead in social situations. Holding her hand is not going to cut it. And your hug enclosure should be around her waist, not around her shoulders. When you cuddle the woman while sitting, that is the only time your arm goes over and around her shoulder and you're holding her close to your chest and making frequent eye contact with ear whispering and giggles and gentle lip and neck peckings.
3. Learn how to kiss a woman. You will need to practice this in private first. Please do not kiss your girlfriend who you are madly in love with like a porn actor kisses his porn actress counterpart. Do not kiss the woman's hand (unless less she happens to be the Queen of England), do not kiss her cheek. Pull her up close and kiss directly on the lips---not pressing lips together like 1950s Hollywood movie stars doing a love scene, but open lips and with tongue. That is how you make it look authentic.
4. Hire somebody to take 'secret' photos of the two of you having fun out together then 'leak' the photos on the internet yourself.
5. Buy an fake 'expensive' engagement ring with a large (glass) 'diamond', and be sure to have her photographed wearing it. No one will know its fake. Just pretend to not want to talk about it. If asked any questions just say you haven't set a date yet and that you are not in a hurry.
6. Okay, if you're going to pretend to be a straight man you need to reform your actions, activities, and vocabulary. The first rule about this is that straight men do not act all flamboyant and like a bitch as Corey Booker does. See Appendix A at the back of the book for new words for your vocabulary, and words to be eliminated from your vocabulary.
7. Even if you've never done it, learn how to man-spread when you're sitting and do it often. And do not EVER sit with your legs crossed.
8. Bulge. Wear shorts under modern-fit pants and bulge to one side like in the old days. Act like you're not aware of it. Scientific studies have been done about this. Women look!
9. Be photographed at sports events like NFL, UFC, or NBA.
Sorry, but for more tips you gonna have to buy the book.
Poor Cory Booker :(
ReplyDeleteI didnt see the official announcement that Rosario and him broke up?
ReplyDeleteSpartacus LOL
ReplyDelete😅😅
DeleteEveryone just see Pamela Anderson married producer/Striesand ex Jon Peters in a secret ceremony in Malibu yesterday?
ReplyDeletePoor Enty cant have any more BIs about Pam and Julian Assange....
ReplyDeleteHe claims to have always lover her(or her skills lol). They dated in the 90. Streisand to Pammy. Definitely doesn’t have a type!
ReplyDeleteHe’s a weird cat anyway... think he was the inspiration for Shampoo w/Warren Beatty if I’m not mistaken
Yrs he was!! Get him and Robert Evans mixed up.
DeleteYeah I think he was tricia
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget...before Streisand, he was married to Lesley Ann Warren.
ReplyDeleteAnderson is his 5th wife (and that's not counting Barbra).
What could go wrong?
DeleteYou're right, Tricia, but the Shampoo character was also based upon Beverly Hills' hair stylist Gene Shacove.
ReplyDelete^ THIS
DeleteWell no sh!t, they were both probably hooking up with guys all along, and not in a devil's triangle kind of way.
ReplyDeleteAs they say, the fifth time is the charm...
ReplyDeleteWhen will Cory come out?
ReplyDeleteSHAMPOO - Jon Peters, Gene Shacove, and Jay Sebring.
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ReplyDeletecory booker's Crazy Surprised eyes always make me chuckle, thank you cory
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ReplyDeletein a slightly different universe this could almost have been a kindness blind.
ReplyDeleteBug eyes Booker
ReplyDeleteI'm going to write a book for these Hollywood people on how to act straight and passionately in love when you're in a bearding contract. My first line advice is to just forget the bearding contract and come out. But, in case the individual is determined to dig in at the back of that closet, here is an excerpt from my upcoming book:
ReplyDelete1. Don't say you are "fond of" the woman who is supposed to be your girlfriend. No straight man talks like that about a woman that he's into. Ever!
2. Learn how to hold a woman, and how to lead in social situations. Holding her hand is not going to cut it. And your hug enclosure should be around her waist, not around her shoulders. When you cuddle the woman while sitting, that is the only time your arm goes over and around her shoulder and you're holding her close to your chest and making frequent eye contact with ear whispering and giggles and gentle lip and neck peckings.
3. Learn how to kiss a woman. You will need to practice this in private first. Please do not kiss your girlfriend who you are madly in love with like a porn actor kisses his porn actress counterpart. Do not kiss the woman's hand (unless less she happens to be the Queen of England), do not kiss her cheek. Pull her up close and kiss directly on the lips---not pressing lips together like 1950s Hollywood movie stars doing a love scene, but open lips and with tongue. That is how you make it look authentic.
4. Hire somebody to take 'secret' photos of the two of you having fun out together then 'leak' the photos on the internet yourself.
5. Buy an fake 'expensive' engagement ring with a large (glass) 'diamond', and be sure to have her photographed wearing it. No one will know its fake. Just pretend to not want to talk about it. If asked any questions just say you haven't set a date yet and that you are not in a hurry.
6. Okay, if you're going to pretend to be a straight man you need to reform your actions, activities, and vocabulary. The first rule about this is that straight men do not act all flamboyant and like a bitch as Corey Booker does. See Appendix A at the back of the book for new words for your vocabulary, and words to be eliminated from your vocabulary.
7. Even if you've never done it, learn how to man-spread when you're sitting and do it often. And do not EVER sit with your legs crossed.
8. Bulge. Wear shorts under modern-fit pants and bulge to one side like in the old days. Act like you're not aware of it. Scientific studies have been done about this. Women look!
9. Be photographed at sports events like NFL, UFC, or NBA.
Sorry, but for more tips you gonna have to buy the book.