Blind Items Revealed #2
December 11, 2019
The D list offspring of a permanent A+ lister made a surprising announcement yesterday about his future. The thing is, he sees himself as a future politician and thinks this action will look good on his resume.
Cooper Hefner (joining military)
The D list offspring of a permanent A+ lister made a surprising announcement yesterday about his future. The thing is, he sees himself as a future politician and thinks this action will look good on his resume.
Cooper Hefner (joining military)
He should have joined the CIA like his daddy.
ReplyDeleteIt's not that far-reaching of an idea. And a good way to start. Good for him
ReplyDeletePublishing magazines doesn't have a bright future ahead, so learn yourself another career paid for by our taxes.
ReplyDelete>Hugh invites over celeb/politician
ReplyDelete>Hugh offers them "something younger"
>Hugh offers them a "safe space" to do it in
>Hugh tapes encounter
>Sends tape to CIA
>CIA has person by the balls for LIFE.
This is MAJORLY IMPORTANT to what has been keeping people in control for so long!
MyDogSmiles, It is amazing the the clowns in America that do the blackmailing as a power play seem to be sicker than the poor bastards being blackmailed.
DeleteAnd stupid people keep falling for it because they have no impulse control.
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ReplyDeleteThat actually is a smart move for dealing with voters who have moral objections to the Hefners.
ReplyDeleteIf he goes to the army who will guard all the sex tapes collected by daddy over the decades!
ReplyDeletePrevious blind about Hefner's collection of pics and vids of the famous, the one I remember is Dolly Parton with two playmates.
ReplyDeleteYou never know, he might actually like it. I was an art school graduate, I joined the Air Force to pay off my loans and ended up staying for almost 11 years. Nothing like traveling and living all over the world on someone else's dime, and the Air Force is the safest bet of all the services, with the highest standard of living.
ReplyDeleteI'm so relieved to hear that @ do tell. My son leaves in 2 weeks for AF boot camp and I'm very nervous about it. That gives me some peace of mind.
DeleteAs if Coop has his daddy's collection. Hef's daughter from his first marriage is the one who handles his businesses, she has all the blackmail material.
ReplyDelete@Dane I agree, The Clowns in America are disgusting! Dark to LIGHT...
ReplyDelete@Jazzy, You have nothing to worry about, aside from the usual boot camp misery that everyone suffers. There are a lot of strong opinions about various branches, but I think everyone agrees that Air Force is usually safe.
ReplyDeleteAs for the blind, I think it was pretty well known that Hef's children were horrible at running the business.
ReplyDeleteVeteran here. Active duty is the way to go, not guard or reserves. If you can swim join the Navy. You will see the world. Air Force is a cakewalk compared to other branches but you’ve got to be intelligent.
ReplyDeleteAir Force basic training (not boot camp...which is a moniker only retained for the Navy and is a direct reference to the fact that their recruits still have to wear and shine black combat boots...all other branches have switched to softer grey or brown suede boots better suited for the desert) is plush compared to basic training on the other 3 branches. Further, Air Force facilities are very nice and nicely maintained. Since the Air Force generally avoids having forward-places bases, the only real danger anyone in the AF faces is from foreign aircraft/missiles, which can be intercepted/come with an advanced warning to seek shelter.
ReplyDeleteIs the Hefner kid going in officer or enlisted? If officer, then he’s clearly in it only for adding some credibility to his name. If enlisted, then kudos to him for humbling himself when he could have readily purchased a commission for himself (bribed his way in).
Regardless of his heritage, the spawn won't get special treatment. If he has a Bachelor's Degree he can apply for OTC...if he makes it he would be commissioned as a 2nd Lieutenant. If he's a flake they'll bounce him out and maybe throw him in the klink. He won't make it legitimately.
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