Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Blind Item #7 - Reader Blind

This long-lived mostly TV actress associated primarily with comedies has had a career resurgence of sorts the last decade appearing as a regular on a show and in commercials.

When asked, she credits daily exercise for her long life but in fact there is a darker reason connected to this.

Like many actresses in those days, when she was starting out, she had to ride the casting couch for roles and so as part of her exercise regimen she developed muscles in a particular part of her anatomy so as to finish the men quicker so she could get the degrading experience over with. She also developed muscular control in another part of her anatomy for the same reason as sometimes that was part of the deal. 

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    1. Oh please nooooooooo....

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    2. @MontanaMarriott

      I truly believe this is the one time Betty White is the subject of the blind.

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  2. Whoever this is, I love this 👍!

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  3. Sh!t that would be a fun exercise tape to watch. 😅

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  4. Betty White.

    Tricia, Rue died years ago.

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  5. What did I just read.

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  6. Oh dang.. I loved Rue. She was saucy so I could see her being um-skilled👀

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  7. I just need her to give tips on these exercises.

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  8. The ATM Workout, coming to your gym soon!

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  9. She was a hot shit as they say....
    This thread is awesome! Enty needs to do more “muscularly gifted “ blinds!

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  10. I agree with the Betty White guess. Do your kegels ladies!

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  11. Kegels and no gag reflex, a win win combination.

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  12. This is revolting.
    Sad and revolting and should not be the subject of a blind.

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    1. Thank you, MB. I sincerely hope that there isn’t any truth to this. It hurts my heart.

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  13. +1 Mel for having a soul. The idea that a beloved actress might have been treated like a worthless $2 anal whore just because she wanted to be a star isn't that funny.

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    1. Brayson, being a prostitute does not make a human being worthless. Try some empathy.

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  14. Betty White is 97 years old. If she wanted people to know about her particular muscles, she’d have shared it a long time ago. I know this is a gossip site, but this one just seems particularly weird to me.

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  15. Was going to say Suzanne Sommers but I don't think she is on any current TV, except maybe her thigh master ones!

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  16. Thigh master, indeed

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  17. So you are crediting strong kegals and anal muscles as the key to a long life? LOLOL. This blind is a bit out there...

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  18. Disagree, Brayson. IMO, you want to be a star, you accept what happens consequently.

    There are always other [[shudder]] jobs, like regular people do.

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  19. This is a lot more believable than that ridiculous Lee Van Cleef body double story.

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  20. Noooooo. I don't want to have these thoughs lingering in my head about Betty White.

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  21. @J, Pretty sure there aren't many jobs where getting literally f*cked in the a$$ is a job requirement. Figuratively though it's quite common.

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  22. why is this so shocking? all of them do it.

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  23. So in this reader blind, someone was REALLY CLOSE to the still living actress. I wonder if she shares with glee that she was a whore. Prostitute, lady of the night...whatever you wanna call it. Will we have a #Metoo case initiated by Betty White? Is she proud of this or was she 'violated'. Betty White exercised her bung hole for jobs? Remember she was married to Alan Luden. Again, as I have shared before. No shame in being a whore by choice. Get your money. But, apart from certain rapists, using your pussy and a bank account is being a whore and I would rather vomit nuclear waste personally.

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  24. @cheesegrater, But wouldn't it be a more fun world if there were body doubles everywhere? I bet you could replace most people and only their family and close friends would notice.

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  25. *pussy AS a bank account

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  26. Was looking forward to reading CountJerkula's stinging assessment of this one! Where are you, Count???

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  27. Brayson, there also aren't many jobs which make you rich and famous, which is coucher goal #1.

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  28. After all these years FINALLY a BI where Betty White is the right answer!

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  29. Isn't Betty White credited with having appeared naked in a deck of playing cards?

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  30. Just came on here looking for Count.

    FINALLY a blind about Betty White's B-hole.

    My life is complete.

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  31. Oh, geez, I read these on my lunch break!

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  32. Not a deck just the 9 of hearts

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  33. Thanks, Alf - I knew there was a story about her and cards from her pre-fame days.

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  34. To change it up I'm guessing Cloris Leachman because she is funny as hell, and I can imagine her saying this in jest. She is 93, was on Raising Hope recently and did Go Daddy commercials too. Plus, I just don't want to believe this about Betty White.

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  35. Can someone explain to me just exactly how exercising this particular muscle can contribute to a extending a life into the 90's??

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  36. @Cindy, Better bowel movements I imagine.

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  37. Betty White w/ the pussy & o-ring skills. Smart broad. Them dead fish lays probably endured relentless pounding from execs.

    Would love to hear if Enty has any good whorgasm breakdowns on the casting couch.

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  38. Great now we have count jerkula blinds.

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  39. WTF reading that was a colossal waste of time.

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  40. Maybe Rita Moreno, she is 88 and still looks great. Except is is mostly known for movies not TV even though she has done mostly of TV over the past two decades and is in a netflix TV series at the moment. She was pretty wild in her younger days.

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  41. I’m seriously worried about the Count. A blind like this is normally like a bat signal to him.

    @ emeraldcity - Rita Moreno is an EGOT winner (dead giveaway if mentioned in the blind), but wouldn’t Enty have at least referred to Moreno as an Oscar winner/nominee if it was indeed her? I know that Betty White got around, but I like the Cloris Leachman guess. In any event, this will never be revealed.

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  42. Anonymous11:41 PM

    This is such trash.

    Get a soul. Even half a soul will do.

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