Dear _______________ (A/A- list mostly movie actor who got his fame in television before landing a movie role which got him an Oscar nomination/win),
Several months ago you were busted with cocaine all over your shirt. I'm sure you vowed to never let it happen again, and your people said please do, because the dandruff/salt shaker stories we had to use were lame. Well, it looks like they have their work cut out for them again because you are the messiest coke user of all time and insist on wearing black shirts while doing it. You should send them a nice gift for the holidays and not do coke in public places until you get better.
Love & Bacon,
Enty
Several months ago you were busted with cocaine all over your shirt. I'm sure you vowed to never let it happen again, and your people said please do, because the dandruff/salt shaker stories we had to use were lame. Well, it looks like they have their work cut out for them again because you are the messiest coke user of all time and insist on wearing black shirts while doing it. You should send them a nice gift for the holidays and not do coke in public places until you get better.
Love & Bacon,
Enty
James Franco
ReplyDeleteFreaks n Geeks and 27 hours?
Delete127* hours
DeleteIf it's him, then I hope he ODs !
DeleteRami Malek??
ReplyDeleteRami Malek for Mr. Robot/Bohemian Rhapsody
ReplyDeleteGot caught with coke on his pants a few months ago at the Venice film festival. Was doing a for your consideration for Dex Fletcher's Rocketman last night and there's a picture of him with coke on his black shirt.
He was also obviously drugged out in the videos and pictures of him at the Lakers game with his desperate for attention fake girlfriend this past Friday.
The more he acts like an idiot, the more respect I lose for him. Used to think he was one of the good ones. Now I realize he's as desperate for fame, drugs, and money as the rest of them. A shame.
Desparation for Fame/Money is what brought him to Hollywood,love for the craft guys stay put in small town acting theatres !
Delete@Indie: You're so right. I just forget his humble genuine personality was all an act for Mr. Robot season one awards season because authenticity was the "in thing" when Mr. Robot started. Guess it's a good thing he has a fake girlfriend as desperate for fame and money as he is to help him along.
ReplyDeleteHe's become so unlikeable in the past two years.
Even I fell for that charm and rooted for his success !
DeleteI guess humble attitude is like a reverse psychology in Hollywood PR !
Enty, please writing Love & Bacon, it is traumatic for your Vegan followers! Or else you will be CANCELLED!
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ReplyDeleteLet's not wish the guy dies but we can hope he fucks his career up like Lindsay Lohan and Johnny Depp for not getting himself clean.
ReplyDelete@Indie spot on too! That is why I roll my eyes hard when celebrities complain about media attention, etc. If they wanted to be an actor and not be famous, they can be! They should go to their local theater or heck even Broadway or London and be a theater actor. They are there because they want to be there as well as have the lifestyle of the rich and famous.
ReplyDeleteAnd, agreed with those who say Rami given how their was a DM article of them partying the other night.
Exactly....you shall find some of the best actors on planet doing theatre !
DeleteTurkey bacon yummm
ReplyDeleteIt's a humble attitude until they start winning awards and thinking they're so famous they can do whatever they want. He and his blonde gf love complaining about the lack of privacy but apparently have no problem calling the paps for pictures of them shopping or getting front row seats to get photographed. Or namedropping each other in interviews.
ReplyDeleteHe's a hypocrite and I don't think he was ever that nice or genuine. Just as hungry for fame as all the others. Wish I had never rooted for his success. He doesn't deserve it.
It’s not coke, if this is about Rami Malek, which everyone seems to think it is. The shirt he’s wearing at this event that appears to be covered, is a sheer, sparkly material. Why would someone be so wasteful of that particular drug so that they look like it was literally thrown all over them? Doesn’t make sense.
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ReplyDeleteI agree w/you that coke is $$$ enough where it would be crazy wasteful - but i doubt he had it paid for by himself.
Also, in no world is this just a sheen from his shirt:
https://66.media.tumblr.com/7b849e2a94337d32709ec0e7aad41a70/db6705796ac39b1a-7f/s1280x1920/6dfc94ea9d6af1f92ad6cae0d1c16ec2743c5efd.png
Soooo, do you think I could make a new career designing/selling coke bibs?
ReplyDeleteOk, I just clicked that link from notthisagain...wth? It looks like he was attacked by a jumbo sugar/salt shaker from a diner! "Assalted?"😉 Seriously though, either he can't find his nose, or he had a terrible driver, bc that is a mess!
ReplyDeletethank you @nothisagain.
ReplyDelete...and, that is absolutely white powder and I am not talking of the baby powder variety haha
It looks like someone threw it at him. Don’t you think that it would be all over his jacket as well. It’s also on the side of the collar of his shirt. I’m sorry, it’s not possible for it to be coke, to me. It’s way too much, and it’s entirely possible for the sheen of his shirt to reflect like that when bunched up and the flash of the cameras catches it. I find it very hard to believe that he wouldn’t brush something off of himself. It’s glitter/sparkle.
ReplyDeleteHe has a personal assistant to fetch his coke
ReplyDeleteThen another wpies the dust.
Wipes*
Delete@allie: Oh, is "glitter" or "shimmery shirt" really what we're calling coke now? You can't possibly be that naive. Come on. What's your excuse for how obviously drugged up he was at that basketball game this weekend? Was that also because of the shirt he was wearing lmao
ReplyDeleteBen A in the DM today with white all over his sweater. Was at church...
ReplyDeleteWell, Macaulay says Rami eats babies, not bacon.
ReplyDeleteBen Affleck. In today's DM pic, his sweater has white crap all over it and the comment section is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteBen's a horrible role model to his kids. They are all old enough to know how bad he is.
ReplyDeleteRami with his shifty bug eyes. Talentless motherfucker, I don't understand why anyone thinks he's good actor. He's barely mediocre.
ReplyDeleteAs to that picture linked by nothisagain: not only does that look like white powder, but it actually looks like he accidentally wiped or leaned on his cutting card. Or his hands were jittery when he was putting it back into his trousers of jacket pocket. A sharp white line like that?
To say that the very obvious white powder on his shirt is glitter or god-knows-what you want to call it is just naive. You don't need to sniff to know that it's obviously cocaine.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure why people are so shocked, either. The bug eyed wonder was never sweet or charming. He's always come across as a self-obsessed douche.
Call me naive all you want. This link has HQ pictures and closeup of the shirt in question. I’m choosing to believe my own eyeballs here.
ReplyDeletehttps://free-rami.tumblr.com/post/189456761264/a-sparkly-shirt-not-coke-please-stop-it
Everyone's response to this is a little dramatic... Some people do coke sometimes. It doesn't make them an asshole.
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