This former A+ list hair band guy turned reality star was having some recent performance issues in the bedroom according to a stripper he picked up a few weeks ago. She said he can't take Viagra because of some other medications and that he looks 100 when you get up close.
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ReplyDeleteGross Bret Michaels
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ReplyDeleteBald Bret Michael's?
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ReplyDeleteDoesn't he have diabetes? ED is common among men with diabetes.
ReplyDeleteYes he has had diabetes most of his life.
ReplyDeleteThe man is lucky he's alive at this point. Or maybe not...
ReplyDeleteDude need a pump and some cock rings.
ReplyDeleteBwahaha! Literally just spat my tea out! (That just begs a swallow joke coneback,i know).
DeleteBrett...
ReplyDeleteIsn't there some injection pornstars take in their penis to keep it hard for hours?
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DeleteLol. He is old. Needs a new hobby. My grandpa loves stamp collecting.
ReplyDeleteI own two Poison Vinyl albums, I'm not ashamed about this fact.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like donuts mean more to him than sex these days.
ReplyDeleteIf this is Brett Michaels...it is an unkindness blind. Dude is lucky to be alive.
ReplyDeleteI am gonna throw out Steven Tyler just for kicks here.
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ReplyDeleteHe played in Reno the day after Thanksgiving (the billboards were everywhere when we were staying) so hopefully the ED was due to the gross Reno prostitutes 😂
Brett Michaels can't seem to get a break. These paid for women need to zip it. Underage and barely legals? Speak up!@Meliticus Steven Tyler looks 100 years old from a distance as well.
ReplyDeletehmmm..This could be Tommy Lee also...he is on meds for the Hep C.
ReplyDelete@guesser agreed women who get paid for sex should stfu.
ReplyDeleteI saw Steven Tyler this summer and he is basically phoning it in IMO. Didn't even "sing" as much as "talk" the words.
Overall - This is just sad. People oughta accept their ageing.
Bret has really had it rough. He seems like a pretty nice guy, I hope he is as well as he can be.
ReplyDeleteVince Neil?
ReplyDeleteType1 diabetes is the worst. Stay away from the hookers. Surely there must be an ok groupie that's ready, willing and able! No need to pay
ReplyDeleteHe hardly looks that old, unless he went downhill fast, saw him up close, playing ball with locals here in Florida. He looked fine, and he is actually a nice guy
ReplyDeleteSounds like the stripper has loose lips.
ReplyDeleteDavid Lee Roth....
ReplyDeletetrending on twatter because of the Billie Eilish thing....so I looked. OMG. he looks ancient.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/terrycarter/billie-eilish-revealed-that-drake-texts-her-creepy
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ReplyDeleteDuh.
Poor Bret and his diabetes mess.
ReplyDeleteThat's what happens to morons whose entire lives are a cavalcade of bullshit and bravado. Eventually, the whole world knows just what a waste of space they are.
ReplyDeleteAnd I am all for hookers speaking out. Cautionary tale and all.
When was Van Halen or DLR ever on a reality show?
ReplyDeleteBret Michaels!
ReplyDeleteMy guilty pleasure TO THIS DAY is Rock of Love. He looks 100 back then, I can't even imagine how he looks now!!!!!
This is sad. America has failed. A "ROCKER!" can't get it up. Wither AMERICA????!!!!
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ReplyDeleteNot sure this counts but
He does a youtube cast called "The Roth Show"...and was supposed to take over for Howard Stern at some point in past but after a couple of guest host spots got dumped...so he did a short deal radio show "The David Lee Roth Show" for a couple of months
he was kind of weird looking all along - just the hair was distracting but now He looks scary old - oddly without all the plastic surgery that others have had, still scary.
I saw that too @Brayson!! First MBB & now Billie Eilish? He's so completely creepy and gross.
ReplyDeleteDiabetes is known to cause erectile dysfunction.
ReplyDeleteSome men find out they have it when they go to their doctors about the ED problem.
Ugh at least he's paying for her time. Nothing worse than a dude who knows he can't get it up yet still insists on trying.
ReplyDeleteI was in the front row recently for a Brett Michaels concert. He does not look 100. His fan base does. My daughter had been approached earlier and was asked if she wanted to be at the front of the stage. They needed females from the audience for photography/video purposes. She declined. Later on my friend and I were approached. We also declined. The women that ended up at the front of the stage looked like my troubles.
ReplyDeleteBrett spent all day playing football with the park staff and was extremely gracious. Later on he had a meet and greet and donated all of the money raised to a diabetes charity. He had a little too much make up on but is in great physical shape and does not look ancient.