One of my least favorite actors who I usually refer to by initials, walked up to a few people last night and related an encounter he had with the former teen actor turned scam artist.
Scam Artist (standing next to his own wife )- Your wife is so hot.
Actor - Umm, thanks.
Scam Artist (pointing to his own wife) - Isn't my wife hot? Why do you have that sweater thing on? Take it off. (wife takes it off) See, isn't she hot?
Actor - Sure, yeah.
Scam Artist - See, and he would know because his wife is hot.
Scam Artist (standing next to his own wife )- Your wife is so hot.
Actor - Umm, thanks.
Scam Artist (pointing to his own wife) - Isn't my wife hot? Why do you have that sweater thing on? Take it off. (wife takes it off) See, isn't she hot?
Actor - Sure, yeah.
Scam Artist - See, and he would know because his wife is hot.
Feldman and ?
ReplyDeleteFeldman and ??
ReplyDeleteCorey Feldman and someone
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ReplyDeletewhy is anyone wasting their time talking to Corey Feldman?
ReplyDeleteBecause his wife is hot & she removes her sweaters!
DeleteLol, Indie!
DeleteI only got Feldman from this...wonder how much he got paid for his wife that night !
ReplyDeleteFeldman and Ashton Kutcher/POS
ReplyDeleteSounds like him...Kuston would talk to anyone if their wife is hot !
DeleteI guess...
BAG went out with Megan maybe him?
ReplyDeleteI think Megan is too Snob to talk to someone like Feldman,she'd totally avoid them.
Deletegood one Sandy
ReplyDeleteI think its BAG but Ashton has been called POS here @ Indie and rightly so!
ReplyDeleteBrian austin green and megan
ReplyDeleteI think there was an immediate fall of 10 iq points for all the people involved in this conversation!
ReplyDeleteThe sweater part makes it seasonably appropriate.
ReplyDeleteProcurer Feldman obviously wanted to swing.
Agreed
DeleteI like the BAG guess, and it doesn't mention that Megan was there, only Feldman's wife.
ReplyDeleteEek with regard to the entire thing. Feldman probably looked at this as a confidence boosting kindness for his wife, as well as the chance to hobnob with a peer. Wife probably assessed the bathroom, looking for escape routes.
Is this a pimping situation or a wife swap situation?
ReplyDeleteI love Mila
ReplyDeleteBAG, Mila is pretty in a cute way, Feldman likes them in the sex bomb way like Megan, dont see mila being his type
ReplyDelete"And Haim allowed himself to be sodomized."
ReplyDeleteActual quote from Feldman's classic autobiographical tale of struggling actors and friendship, Coreyography.
Other killer lines are, "I've always had a passing interest in numerology".
"Look at my dick, dude, it's rock hard right now!"
"He was a slobbering three hundred pound wreck of a human being." Referring to Haim.
"It's not gay, it's what guys do."
That summerises the entire book! Thanks for saving my money....& time!
DeleteCoreyography?!
Lolz!
I loath Feldman...hes a pos who threw Haim out as meat to save himself..
DeleteI seriously doubt Ashton Kutcher would stoop to having a conversation with Corey Feldman - POS or not, he's still higher on the list - but BAG is definitely down there on the D list w/Feldman. That fits.
ReplyDeleteBAG better get himself checked for hepatitis.
ReplyDeleteOne fleck of spit from that rancid teen actor turned junkie man whore could be deadly.
Feldman trying to werk a swap
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DeleteThanks!
lol BS
ReplyDeleteFeldman and RDJ?
ReplyDeletedef feldman and BAG. they were all at a charity event last night
ReplyDeletehttps://okmagazine.com/photos/megan-fox-brian-austin-green-fight4theamazon-global-green-photos-nikki-bella/
I feel this is a pot meet kettle.
ReplyDeleteENTY, asks for money on Patreon based on "connections" and insider information.
As does Feldman.
Feldman is just pulling a...well "you." @ENTY.
@Apricot29
ReplyDeleteYou've actually found the source for the blind.
Enty sees pictures of an event where both Corey Feldman and BAG were.
Feldman's wife looks slutty.
He makes up some imaginary conversation between Feldman and BAG.
The really funny thing is that I'm not sure that Feldman and Green would have an actual conversation in real life. The link you've posted can't be viewed in Europe. So, I had to find another source for the pictures, and Google got this interesting tidbit that Enty seems to have forgotten.
Feldman was married to Vanessa Marcil between 1989 and 1993, a few years before she dated BAG and had a child with him.
It would have been so much more effective to make the conversation on her, rather than imagining some tired comedic routine.
The only way Feldman's wife is hot is if she kept the sweater on. She's a horse face.
ReplyDelete@Apricot29 - I clicked on the link you provided and Okmagazine refers to Feldman as “the Goonies actor”. How sad is that? That movie is 35 years old!
ReplyDeletefeldman reminds me of a creep i knew when i was 16 he was always smiling and acting like he was friends with everyone
ReplyDeleteyears later his GF died of cancer
what goes around comes around
Crazy Feldman.
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