Blind Item #12
This foreign born former A list boy bander reportedly flew to a country not his home or where he lives, to spend time with a 15 year old at the request of her parents who thinks they will be a good match.
Posted by ent lawyer at 11:30 AM
Labels: blind item
zayn..who else..
ReplyDeleteLike spend time playing board games so they can get to know each other before their future arranged marriage when she is street legal?
ReplyDeleteOr spend time like the parents had to cover their ears not to hear the sounds from the other room?
Will the dowry be paid in goats? Sexy,sexy goats.
ReplyDeleteMan someone close to Zayn is just constantly feeding Enty blinds lately. At least it’s a way to keep his name out there
ReplyDelete15 years old, if he is really A list then why is settling for someone over the hill?
ReplyDeleteDicaprio and the lil climate tard
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone think zayn is a good match for anyone. A parent wanting to set up their 15 year old I guess. Ugh
ReplyDelete@Count.
ReplyDeleteAnthony Cumia about the l'il climate tard.
If I'm gonna have a teenager screaming in my face and pointing at me,then it better be because I'm fucking her.
Amen, bruther
DeleteAm not liking your leveling up to be more like your hero @Count. It’s not working. My unsolicited advice? Just be you. That used to be pretty good. PS Thought this whole site hates pedos?
DeleteNothing pedo. The climate tard is post pubescent and legal in most states
DeleteSpeaking of those who are fangurled about, I saw "The Lighthouse" last night. I think Robert Pattinson has a really, really strong shot at the Oscar, he is shockingly *great* in it. I went to see it because I am a Willem Dafoe fan, and he is his usual, outrageously fabulous self, but Robert Pattinson really took me by surprise. I didn't think much of him as an actor before but I ended up being astounded by him. It will be a tough choice between Joaquin Phoenix and Pattinson for Best Actor.
ReplyDeleteAs far as The Lighthouse, it's a gorgeous looking movie, every shot is perfectly composed and it looks like it was shot as a nonsilver photograph. But it is really weird, pretty uncomfortable and ultimately fairly violent and graphic. It takes a lot of patience to stay with it. I walked out thinking that if David Lynch and Salvador Dali dropped acid together and made a movie, this would be it.
Do Tell-- Thanks for the excellently written review! I've never even heard of it, but you've piqued my curiosity!
ReplyDeleteBut that's not allowed... except by... never mind.
ReplyDelete@ Flashy Vic
ReplyDeleteIf I'm gonna have a teenager screaming in my face and pointing at me,then it better be because I'm fucking her
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omg
One of the K Pop boys? I saw a headline that one of them is under investigation?
ReplyDeleteIt's not Zayn. He has publicly said he is not a muslim anymore.
ReplyDelete@MysticMax
ReplyDeleteHe might say that but most practicing Muslims take a very very dim view of apostasy. Luckily for him, he's from a nation where such religious derangement is so rare it's almost unknow....oh wait.
A good match...for a few hours.
ReplyDeletewas it like playing trivial pursuit with the bubble boy
ReplyDeleteGilbert Grape and Pippi Climatestocking. They would be so cute: she with her lopsided "Bad Seed" grin, and him with his 8 month belly. Two 'tards in a pod. Good guess, Count. The thought of those 2 bumping uglies is enough to put me off sex for years.
ReplyDeleteLeo charges for photo ops. She hopefully paid her fair share.
Delete"Where's Arnie?!"
DeleteArnie is Leo's name for his love pump.
"Here's Arnie..and I hope you can take my carbon-footlong-print"
First thing i thought when i saw the pic of them was "Arnie and Arnie with tits."
DeleteCount and Vic, I'm dying 😆
ReplyDeletesome kpop guy. Zayn isn't a muslim and likes white girls. There's no reason for him to do this despite his families questionable decisions. He wasn't even at his sisters wedding.
ReplyDeletedWelsh it says former. Most KPop groups are still in tact. This is Zayn unfortunately. I picture him going to her house, shooting up and falling asleep on the couch. Yawn
ReplyDeleteDue to all the drugs
ReplyDeleteZayn's joystick only points in One Direction
And it ain't up.
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That's not true....it does get UP at the sight of Drugs !
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ReplyDeletecavill ?
Zayn doesn't leave his house so I doubt this is him.
ReplyDeleteWanna puke at some of the jokes on this thread. Shame on everyone who are on this. Being sycophants of Cunty Count is the lowest one can get.
ReplyDeleteCount is a demented pig whose combined love for Trump and violent hatred of females are so strong, he has to make human trafficking jokes and cry 'retarded whore' when an underage girl disagrees with him. He screams on 4chan and redpill about how women will barely even friend zone him because he's not a rich bad boy, but it's really because women keep finding his name on the registry. Hopefully he'll go the way of Epstein...or Himmmm/it.
DeleteWhat, you think parents who pimp their developmentally disabled daughter out to further a political agenda wouldnt pimp her out to Leo? Probably not the first time he and Soros become Eskimo brothers.
ReplyDeleteWow I never had such parents to hook me up with when I was a teenager !
ReplyDeleteI don’t know which is creepier, the parents for arranging this, or the pedophile who went there. What the hell, arrest all three of them.
ReplyDeleteThis is not Zayn. Zayn is lost in hard core drugs. They don't travel; they just use until it kills them.
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