Today's Blind Items - The New Coke Mom
There is of course the original Coke Mom who snagged her title when her husband left her because Coke Mom couldn't stop using coke and was doing it in front of the kid(s). Yes, the kid(s) was/were small, but still. Then of course on the other side of the Atlantic was former British reality star Kerry Katona who watched her career implode because she couldn't stop doing coke. And yes, she did it in her house with the kids home and even got recorded doing it in her house with the kids home. She went from making millions to nothing because she couldn't stop. Now, we have someone who looks to top them all. This is not to say there are not worse offenders out there, because there are. However, this is specifically mothers who do coke in front of/near their kids. This is not Ryan O'Neal doing heroin with his kids which might never be beat.
Anyway, all of you know this celebrity who is famous and has done very little to deserve that fame. The majority of her income comes from child support. Oh sure, she does appearances from time to time and tries her hand at the Instagram scams, but, her income outside of child support is sporadic. To keep up her lifestyle, she yachts. She doesn't care if her kid(s) is/are home or not. Our celebrity does what she can to make money. She also insists that all of her dates bring over coke. Our actress makes sure they bring a lot of coke. Enough to last her until the next guy comes over with coke or the guy she is with, reups. One morning, a friend came over and said there was coke residue on every available surface and razor blades loose on tables and on the floor. In the middle of all this you had the kid(s). Where was mom? Oh, apparently she showed up a few minutes later. She had left the kid(s) alone while she went and orally serviced her drug dealer in his car. She walked in holding two small bags of coke openly in her hand and then tossed them on the kitchen counter. The friend called child support services who have done nothing.
Anyway, all of you know this celebrity who is famous and has done very little to deserve that fame. The majority of her income comes from child support. Oh sure, she does appearances from time to time and tries her hand at the Instagram scams, but, her income outside of child support is sporadic. To keep up her lifestyle, she yachts. She doesn't care if her kid(s) is/are home or not. Our celebrity does what she can to make money. She also insists that all of her dates bring over coke. Our actress makes sure they bring a lot of coke. Enough to last her until the next guy comes over with coke or the guy she is with, reups. One morning, a friend came over and said there was coke residue on every available surface and razor blades loose on tables and on the floor. In the middle of all this you had the kid(s). Where was mom? Oh, apparently she showed up a few minutes later. She had left the kid(s) alone while she went and orally serviced her drug dealer in his car. She walked in holding two small bags of coke openly in her hand and then tossed them on the kitchen counter. The friend called child support services who have done nothing.
Nobody likes new coke.
ReplyDeleteHayden Panietierre?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Naya Rivera
DeleteKatie Price/Jordan?
ReplyDeleteIs Brooke Mueller a celebrity? Sounds like her.
ReplyDeleteYeah but not an actress
DeleteFarrah Abraham
ReplyDeleteBrooke Mueller?
ReplyDeleteIf she wasn’t pregnant I would say amber Rose or maybe Blac Chyna. But it says actress
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ReplyDeleteThis woman is almost as bad as mothers who leave reality tv playing while their kids are around. 😯
ReplyDeleteKatie Price had a role in Sharknado 5...
ReplyDeleteDenise Richards??
ReplyDeleteIm gonna go with Blac Chyna Alex! It doesn't say she is an actress, it says celebrity who is famous but done nothing
ReplyDeleteDenise Richards?
ReplyDeleteDenise Richards yes. Except she's the og/OG coke mom. She was coke mom before cokemom even had that name. Except it was prob meth wasn't it? Ewwww
ReplyDeleteDenise Richards is actively working on Bold and the Beautiful, Lifetime movies and is a full time Real Housewife of Bev Hills. I don't think this is her.
ReplyDeleteMarried as well. It would say so I think-giving the subject👀
DeleteI was thinking blac chyna too but later in the blind he says “our actress” ... unless that was just a mistake because the rest of it is spot on for her
ReplyDeleteAnd Denise Richards has been on the record saying she gets very little child support from Sheen.
ReplyDeletesome of the guesses aren't actresses and then people like farrah don't get child support. so i'm stuck on this one. denise richards could be described as an actress, but i think she's known for more than being married the charlie.
ReplyDeletebut someone who's an actress and was also with charlie who DOES fit is brooke mueller. gotta be her--(although not mentioning her famous spouse is weird.) horrible mother and those kids should have been kept from her since birth.
Brooke Mueller's Instagram is non existent. I am totally stumped on this one too. I need more clues!!!
ReplyDeleteCelebrity, not actress.
ReplyDelete@Susan Denise Richard's has an active IG.
ReplyDeleteNot that I am a big page six fan but they said....
ReplyDeletehttps://pagesix.com/2019/08/08/brooke-mueller-charlie-sheens-ex-caught-on-video-during-crystal-meth-binge/
supposedly her parents took the kids and she went to rehab in August...
I truly doubt that this is Denise. She is known for being very protective of her children, plus she’s married.
ReplyDeleteET says Brooke Mueller went to a "trauma center" for 3 weeks in August...whatever that means.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.etonline.com/brooke-mueller-voluntarily-checked-herself-into-a-trauma-center-130211
This is not Denise - she is working on B&B in a regular role and doing surprisingly well - even looks better than when she first appeared a couple of months ago.
Katie Price would make total sense. Especially with the Kerry Katona mention. Katie and Kerry are bffs.
ReplyDeleteI had a wee friend when I was about 8 or 9 whose Dad was diabetic and would inject insulin in front of all of us.
ReplyDeleteDecades later I found out he wasn't diabetic at all and doing heroin. It all came to light when he was caught pilfering drugs in the hospital he worked at as a porter.
Later done for molesting his own daughters too.
A creepy piece of shit, I always thought. And that's not hindsight skiing either. No one liked him.
Wow, what a creep!
DeleteTalking not skiing.
ReplyDeleteRichards on B&B? I am going to have to catch that. She's actually perfect casting for that show. Also not that much to do since it's a 30 minute show and the scenes are so divided up between characters that she could still have a lot of free time. Is she a new character or a recast? I love how "yachting" now means any higher end hooking lol.
ReplyDeleteThis blind has a British feel to it, so I'm going with Katie Price. She's really not known for anything.
I think this looks like Katie Price - 5 freakin kids. Separated from husband #3
ReplyDeleteadmitted to having "used" cocaine as a result of stress in 2018....said shw went to rehab...but has since been fined multiple times for failure to pay, driving under influence, shouting at ex's new GF at kids school....
If this is Brooke Mueller, it's nothing new. She's been in rehab over 20 times in the past few years.
ReplyDeleteDamn Brooke, when you make Charlie look responsible wow, well, hey at least you never have to wonder if the world would be a better place without you 👍
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ReplyDeleteshe's a new character - quite the tawdry role but seriously doing well and looks better and better every day - like the cash influx has been put to good use at the salon, spa and with a better surgeon.
I have watched B&B off and on since it started because I started watching Y&R as a kid with my mom - who watched that since it started. Soaps run in families. I also watched As the World Turns and Guiding Light...because my grandma and great grandmother did...My daughter does not watch so I guess I am the last generation.
I think this is Brooke Mueller.
ReplyDeleteI believe you are all way off the mark.
ReplyDeleteWhich celebrity is NOT on instagram posing with the kids?
Which celebrity covers all their furniture in that no-spill grandma plastic?
Excuse me, but did Denise Richards piss in your cornflakes? What's with the hate? She has worked a lot, and for a long time, long before marrying Charlie Sheen.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Katie Price. Fisrt thought was Amber Rose, but she's super-pregnant right now and that feels like something thst would have been mentioned.
Has to be Katie Price. She is a total mess. Her twitchy actions, weathered face and the constant yelling/nose itching. She is so far gone and the best interests of her kids are the furthest from her top priorities. I feel really bad for the two little ones. They are still so vulnerable.
ReplyDeleteI think it could be Katie Price. She has really gone off the rails in the past few months. She only has her kids intermittently now. The fathers of the youngest four appear to take parenting seriously and have them the majority of the time. Het oldest son Harvey is in special residential care.
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ReplyDeleteBlac Chyna is a hell of an actress! She pretended to like Rob Kardashian long enough to get a kid out of it and a reality show and more “fame”. She’s a good guess.
ReplyDeleteDenise Richards is known to be an excellent and caring mother. Brooke Mueller fits very well and has no problems doing these things.
ReplyDeleteIt says actress where it mentions them asking their men to bring over coke. KP always goes for the poor ones so there is no way she lives off child support, she often ends up paying them. I'm stumped.
ReplyDeleteblac chyna is a good guess but who the hell would pay to f**k her on a yacht or anywhere else? She fugly!
ReplyDeleteMel B
ReplyDeleteKatie Price has a daughter named "Crystal"
ReplyDeleteI'm Team Katie Price, as well.
ReplyDeleteA nasty old slag who should have her tubes forcibly tied.
it could be anyone in hollywood.
ReplyDeleteThis is a good one!
ReplyDeleteI like Denise, she's flawed, but admits it. She seems great to her father and daughters, and has made valiant efforts to step up when necessary.
It sounds like Katie Price has been on a downhill slide, though I agree with someone above, wasnt she worth a fortune/at least much more than spouses?
She looked great in those photos of her on the sandy beach.
DeletePlease let it be Angelina.
ReplyDeleteIs original Coke Mom Angie Harmon or Debra Messing?
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ReplyDeleteKP's daughters are Princess and Bunny.
Her first husband supports his children (who live most of the time with him) Her son by Dwight Yorke is in a care home most of the time. Two sides to every story, DY has over the years attempted to be involved with Harvey, but KP blocks. The last two kids are mainly with there Dad.
so she 'yachts' in her driveway and her own bedroom where they keep bringing over coke? I thought yachting while was sex was actually ON a yacht or else it's called escorting isn't it? lol
ReplyDeleteDenise took Brooke's kids when she couldn't take care of them so I highly doubt it is her.
Please tell us if no one guessed right. Great blind, bad person/mom.
ReplyDeletei'm stuck on the "instagram scams" line. That kind of rules out brooke mueller, she has all of 13 posts. Katie Price looks like she does the whole sponsored content thing, but does she get the majority of her income from child support? There's an article from 2018 about her demanding about 500k in child support but that was because her ex hadn't been paying. So she couldn't have been living off of something she never got. I'm stumped
ReplyDeleteAmber Rose - the blind's wording would point to an American
ReplyDeleteAmber Rose is currently prego. And she looks healthy.
ReplyDeleteI was looking up Anna Faris' sitch today. But I don't think it's her. We need more clues, Enty. I hope this is a recurring blind like the original coke mom blind.
J Wow
ReplyDeletei thought OCM was Debra Messing??
ReplyDeleteTila Tequila?
ReplyDeleteEve Plumb
ReplyDeletewhy would you call Child support services??? try Child Protective Services!!! my advice to any reporting party- TAKE pictures or videos as evidence. LA CPS is a joke in Antelope Valley with Three brutal torture murders of kids with over 20 + referrals. i cry just thinking about those kids. Do your fucking job CPS
ReplyDeleteIts referring to an American actress...Jesus people have zero reading comprehension
ReplyDeleteI don't think that this can be Katie Price simply because she gets bupkis in child support from her exes. She has 5 kids, the eldest is disabled and now in care, the next 2 are permanently with their father. She has 2 little ones who are from her most recent ex who she's divorcing. But he has zero cash. The only ex who has some money is Peter Andre. She's got a reality TV show, she's also "writing" a gossip column in a daily tabloid. She does the club circuit for appearance fees and used to write really awful books. Her clothing and equestrian lines have failed, as well as the books. She does the odd calendar and it wouldn't surprise me if she yachts. But I don't think this is her. She can't afford the coke, is known to be broke, and no dealer would give her 2 grams for a BJ. Also, she and Kerry Katona LOATHE each other.
ReplyDeleteAs long as there is food (some kind of food - apparently a slice of pizza and sour milk counts) in the fridge, CPS won't do anything.
ReplyDeleteHad a cousin's ex get a visit from Children's Aid. My aunt and cousin were told they had food. Didn't seem to matter that the ex left the kids (7 and 2) alone most nights to score some drugs and do whatever.