Kidnapped is not the right word. False imprisonment is the proper term, but is that a good headline? Apparently this guy went on a date with this foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee. Things went really well and they ended up back at her place where they had sex. At some point after, she made him a drink and he passed out. He woke up restrained to the bed and the actress threatening him with a whip in one hand and a knife in the other. The guy was half-drugged so was not comprehending what he was seeing. She was completely naked. The thing is earlier, he had not seen her naked because they were in a hurry and clothes didn't all come off. She accused him of recording her and recording the sex and stalking her and a whole bunch of things that were not true. This went on for what seemed like an hour, and then she said she believed him and gave him some water which turned out to be drugged. He woke up in the morning and she was in bed with him and asked him how he slept. He got the hell out of there and has never contacted her since.
Theron
ReplyDeleteSh!t he didn't even have to pay extra for that? Talk about an ungrateful guy.
ReplyDeleteLoved the fanfic, 10/10!
ReplyDeleteJoan Collins.
ReplyDeleteThat was me with GAL GADOT, I wish!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTheron would be A/A+, so not her.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't put Charlize in A+ category and it's been talked about her home life situation is a freak show. Sounds like her.
ReplyDeleteBoy George-ing the shit out of him, whoever she was. I'm kinda envious of him.
ReplyDeleteOh god I spat my tea at this Flashy 🤣
DeleteShe likes the rough stuff giving or getting...amirite Sean?
ReplyDeleteI thought Charlize as well.
ReplyDeleteBoy George 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteTheron. I have always suspected she killed her father, and the mother took the rap, citing domestic violence
ReplyDeleteWeird vibes off her. Then dictating your kid to be trans at age 3? Like a social experiment
Either there is something in the water to make kids of stars much higher rate of transgender than the world. Or more likely, sick warped victims of abuse continuing the cycle. It’s the mothers who need therapy
Those "mothers" need prison. They know exactly what they're doing. They're doing what they agreed to do. What they were told to do.
DeleteWhatever happened to never accepting drinks from strangers?
ReplyDelete"Dear Penthouse Forum,
ReplyDeleteI never thought I'd be writing to the Penthouse Forum, but..."
@Angela lol.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Halle Berry. Wouldn't Charlize be foreign born.
^ Reading comprehension
ReplyDelete🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Delete+1 MeMyself
ReplyDelete@Veritas, So daddy broke her?
ReplyDeleteThis is a GREAT story. I also am jealous of this person.
ReplyDeleteShe's been dressing very dominatrix-like lately.
ReplyDeleteRandom guy has fun with Charlize. And lived to tell.
ReplyDeleteI thought this was Halle Berry?
ReplyDeleteI am a child of the 80's, so you think I'd remember, but what does the Boy George reference mean? Did he do this same thing?
ReplyDeleteHelen mirren
ReplyDeleteCrazy days and nights!
ReplyDeleteNipple clamps, the story needed nipple clamps.
ReplyDeleteJudy Dench?
ReplyDeleteMore like Judy Drenched
DeleteKidnapped? Falsely imprisoned? Drugged? Dominated?
ReplyDeleteIf this wasn't an actress I'd guess Cardi B.
@Unknown Nipple clamps were implied I feel.
ReplyDelete@Erin.
ReplyDeleteBoy George was jailed for falsely imprisoning a rent boy and handcuffing him to a radiator to use as a sex toy.
Maybe this rent boy was actually a plumber and was making excuses for not finishing the job.
DeleteThen, as a consumer exercising his rights, George decided to beat him with a chain.
All the time screaming:
"Either the radiator gets bled...or you do!"
The dude only escaped by ripping it off the wall while handcuffed tonight and running into the street naked with it!
To it*
DeleteNot tonight
FFS
Could this be Angie Jolie? She's rather kinkish I read(somewhere).
ReplyDeleteYear and years ago, John Savka was so, so correct when he told me: "Never Date an Actress."
ReplyDeleteRIP, John.
@Flashy - thanks, sweet man! 💗ðŸ¤
ReplyDeleteBoy George is a freak!!! 🔗
How can anyone derive pleasure by imprisoning and abusing an unwilling person? Traits like those sound serial killer-ish?
Ask R Kelly.
DeleteYou'll need to ring him in prison though as HE'S the one caged now.
@sigh
ReplyDeleteI thought so too but Angie is American.
MAGGIE SMITH, BITCHES
ReplyDeleteMichelle Dockery
ReplyDeleteBetty White
ReplyDeleteMarkle
ReplyDeleteLOL my first thought was Glenn Close, channeling her Fatal Attraction role.
ReplyDeleteNo...this guy would have ended up with a boiled rampant rabbit up his Hershey Highway.
DeleteNicole Kidman. Recently broke up with closeted Keith Urban who claims she is wild in the bedroom.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was nicole then I finished reading and I like the Charlize guess.
ReplyDeleteCharlize and Fassbender?
ReplyDeletesounds like the last time I hung out with Betty White
ReplyDeleteOctavia Spence FTW
ReplyDeletegreat posts, you fuckers are hilarious.
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