Although, these didn't directly happen on Halloween, they did occur during the Halloween season.
#1 - This alliterate A list mostly movie actor went from working in haunted houses to working in horror movies. He only ever worked in haunted houses where you could touch the patrons. There were very few women who walked through that house who were not groped by him.
#2 - This alliterate record producer who was A list back in the day. He was at a Halloween party, and as was his custom, took out a ton of blow. The party was in kind of a loft/industrial type space and to cool the place was a huge fan enclosed in a big metal tube. Someone turned it on and his coke was instantly in the air and off the table. The guy lost his mind.
#3 - This former A list singer from back in the day was at a costume party and ended up having sex with a guy she met at the party and who she never saw without a mask on. To this day, she has no idea what the guy looked like.
#1 - This alliterate A list mostly movie actor went from working in haunted houses to working in horror movies. He only ever worked in haunted houses where you could touch the patrons. There were very few women who walked through that house who were not groped by him.
#2 - This alliterate record producer who was A list back in the day. He was at a Halloween party, and as was his custom, took out a ton of blow. The party was in kind of a loft/industrial type space and to cool the place was a huge fan enclosed in a big metal tube. Someone turned it on and his coke was instantly in the air and off the table. The guy lost his mind.
#3 - This former A list singer from back in the day was at a costume party and ended up having sex with a guy she met at the party and who she never saw without a mask on. To this day, she has no idea what the guy looked like.
1)Matt Mcaunehay?
ReplyDeleteMcConaughey*
Delete2)Jimmy Jam?
DeleteJimmy Jam would never!
DeleteTotally Scott Storch 😉
1) Tony Todd Candyman?
ReplyDelete2)Rick Rubin?
ReplyDeleteRick Rubin for the producer?
ReplyDelete#2 Rick Rubin
ReplyDelete#2 Damn that made me laugh out loud !!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDelete1)Tony Todd?
ReplyDeleteJanis joplin for # 3? Poor girl so ugly and dick starved she would have loved the furry lifestyle.
ReplyDeletei *guarantee* janis joplin got laid more often than you
Deletelol
DeleteShe probably did. Free love, a vagina, drugs and fame. Broad shoulda been catching miles of dick.
Delete#3 brings to mind erica jong's zipless f*ck
ReplyDelete1. Mike Myers
ReplyDelete@Count - Janis might not have been the hottest looking woman, but her list of sexual conquests is pretty epic - she had most of the A listers from her day, including Morrison, Hendrix,...
ReplyDeleteThey were all drugged out of their minds, so Joplin may be a Cosby level date rapist.
Delete#2
ReplyDeleteScott Storch
3 might be Chaka Khan - woman's sexual appetites (and drug use) is pretty legendary, and I can see her getting wasted enough to do this.
ReplyDelete@melissa, Erica Jong's zipless f*ck is whore logic at its finest. Or was it the mission statement of Tinder?🤔😅
ReplyDelete@Moose, Yeah Janis and 10,000 groupies all had the same list, I mean were those guys even sober enough to know they were doing her?
ReplyDelete#2 Rick Rubin @ Beastie Boys loft
ReplyDelete#3 how far 'back in the day'? -Grace Slick? Linda Ronstandt?
ReplyDelete3 Paula Abdul?
ReplyDelete#2 is Scott Storch, Rubin is perm A list.
ReplyDeleteThank you Troy Dyer and the others for reminding me of my fave character from that era, Scott Storch!
ReplyDeleteMaybe since he was guessed three times, he will appear!!!!
#3 can’t be Janis. Blind says ‘to this day she doesn’t know who the guy was’. So #3 is still alive.
ReplyDelete3) Grace Jones
ReplyDeleteWho goes in a haunted house where they could touch you!?! Id faint before I had turned the first corner.
ReplyDelete#2 made me laugh...an expensive oops! Would it create buzz for those just trying to breathe in there?
#3 Could be so many! She did it for the mystery and thrill, might be best for her to let it stay a mystery!
@Vita, You've got that right, could have been her father or other relative.
ReplyDeleteAny years available for 2 and 3?
ReplyDeleteBrayson-- Egads! That might be the scariest thought of the day!!!!😲😵😜
ReplyDeleteCount: You need to do 100 sit-ups, 100 push-ups, run 5 miles, shave, bathe, and keep your mouth shut so people won't know how stupid you are. Janis Joplin was 100 times better looking than you. That's a guarantee. Jacka$$.
ReplyDeleteI am SO pissed off about the "ugly Janis Joplin" talk.
ReplyDeleteYou should have seen Grace Jones at the Poop Deck (Lower Deck) on her motorcycle high as a kite drive right across the dance floor and into the stage..., Priceless! Marlin Beach Hotel Fort Lauderdale.
ReplyDelete"..a huge fan enclosed in a big metal tube"?
ReplyDeleteWe talking about a fat groupie here?
Because I'm imagining some straight up Augustus Gloop-type sheeeiiit!
Then after she blew for blow
DeleteThe bitch sneezed everywhere!
Amma right?
Why all the hating on Janis? She liked the ladies too much to call her "dick starved." Not to mention that it was the era of free love. Doing someone without knowing who it was is not a big deal for that time.
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