October 7, 2019
The PR team of the alliterate former actress turned royal have double their previous budget and you can tell. Their goal is to have three stories per day in the ten biggest English speaking tabloids. They are definitely meeting their targets. Goodness the kneepadding is over the top.
Meghan Markle
The PR team of the alliterate former actress turned royal have double their previous budget and you can tell. Their goal is to have three stories per day in the ten biggest English speaking tabloids. They are definitely meeting their targets. Goodness the kneepadding is over the top.
Meghan Markle
Massive Markle's at it again...
ReplyDeleteBut, but, but....Nobody asks Meghan if she’s okay and she’s really struggling...STFU!
ReplyDeleteYou can say that again! Do they not realize they're doing more harm than good? Most new moms struggle, without the help of nannies, assistants etc.
ReplyDeleteHow can you not feel sorry for a struggling young mom taking exotic vacations on private jets with a traveling hairstylist and fleets of luxury SUVs shipped ahead of time to cart her bubbly cottage-cheese ass around in?
ReplyDeleteRight?? It is widely known to be physically impossible for rich and privileged people to have clinical depression! Who's she trying to fool?
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ReplyDeletemom is in LA. she knows better and has her own life
DeleteThis latest is the worst. "Poor, poor pitiful me!" Get lost, Meghan.
ReplyDeleteI do love though, how many people are posting things like, "Have you asked your father how he is?"
I wonder when they will tire of her and send her through the Pont de l'Alma.
ReplyDeleteSomeone on the other blind that there's even a hashtag sending her love and support. You know they're behind that. If it were organic, it would have happened immediately following one of her more glaring flubs or early on, not in the middle of their post lawsuit filing, best behavior tour.
ReplyDelete@TeeHee: Negative. Doria lives in LA.
ReplyDeleteThe DM is actually allowing comments today. It’s pretty glorious.
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ReplyDeletelol @ all the warmth and support she apparently doesn't get from "best friends" like Serena Williams and Anna Wintour.
ReplyDeleteHarry, you are a very stupid man.
TeeHee-- Absolutely with A+ celebrity rather than a royal! That is exactly it...selective coverage of only the most glamorous and edited moments. Life as a cover story for InStyle seems to really be what she envisioned.
ReplyDelete@Scarlet Peaches You aren't kidding about DM. That is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. People talking about the Fat Markle story breaking comment records on sheer numbers lol
ReplyDeleteWhy all the hard work. She got the prize, why not relax and enjoy it. Her life could be easy and enjoyable.
ReplyDelete@MyDogSmiles Yesterday they wouldn’t let me comment on Harry’s mental illness on his ‘clicks triggering’ article, today I got away with calling her a soho Ho. What a time to be alive.
ReplyDelete@Scarlet Peaches That's amazing lol
ReplyDeleteOn the DM comments, the up/down vote ratios are amazing.
ReplyDeleteThe funniest one I read today was: “Her tears are dryer than her skin.” BOOM
ReplyDeleteAnd yet she’s playing the victim and complaining about her treatment in the press.
ReplyDeleteFor the people saying "well have you asked your father if he's ok?!" thinking it's witty or smtg - her pops was seen ordering a bucket at KFC the day after he was released from the hospital following a widow-maker heart attack. Pretty sure he doesnt even care if he's ok.
ReplyDeleteOh FFS, CDAN's 2019 dead horse to beat is obviously Markle. Well hand me a club, don't want to be left out.
ReplyDeleteWhat are the odds she's a honeypot being using by a foreign agency? That would be a cool Bond thing.
Most likely she just figured out a way to increase her yachting rates exponentially. Every ME whoremongerer and Frenchman will give all their money just to abuse a piece of royal a$$ and bring greater shame to that country.
I mean you'd think a pedo like Prince Andrew would embarrass the UK more than Markle, but apparently that's just boys being boys while Markle is a she-devil for being moody, unfashionable and not liking her new racist in-laws. Everyone knows that except for Harry the BRF is definitely racist. And Harry wore a nazi costume to a party, that should tell you something about the rest of the family.
Then again he was being somewhat historically accurate:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Abandonment_of_the_Jews
I have an idea... how about you and the half-prince just go away. Live in a country house someplace, cut out the photo-op travel (in fact, cut out the photo-ops), maybe don't have that second kid (I'm sure the carbon footprint of your first will be astronomical)?
ReplyDeleteHow does that sound, Meg? It sure sounds great to me.
@Rosemary: I get the impression that Thomas Markle is depressed. Meghan never had any intention of having him walk her down the aisle, and I think her father is having a difficult time coming to terms with the fact that his little girl who he doted on all her life is a f*cking c*nt who ghosted him.
ReplyDeleteThe KFC episode happened way before the wedding. You can only help people who wanna help themselves, and that doesn't make you a cunt.
DeleteHashtag "WeLoveYouMeghan is still trending on twatter.
ReplyDeletegag.
Must be her hired PR army. Their attempts at salvaging her reputation are about as subtle as a brick through a window.
DeleteIt's not working. The British public is sick of them
ReplyDeleteShe may say she's depressed or sad or whatever but her eyes constantly say "Tee-Hee!!"
ReplyDeleteSo her fair weathered celebrity friends don't care?! Maybe if she hadn't used everyone around her & discarded them like trash, she'd have someone care if she was ok? I bet her dad still cares. This disgusting woman needs to quit with the crocodile tears, the manipulation & the lies.
ReplyDeleteA woman shouted out, really loud, (Camilla heard & was laughing), "Get rid of Markle" as the Queen & Prince Charles entered Parliament for the State Opening! 👏👏👏👏😃😂
ReplyDelete@Redcaz, It's okay, the British public doesn't matter socially or politically to the people in charge. The only country to take 1984 as an instruction manual.
ReplyDeleteHer father probably doesn't give a crap and will eat whatever the hell he wants after a heart attack because his daughter has caused him so much misery. that he has given up.
ReplyDeleteMarkle and her doormat are the most useless "royals" since Wallis Simpson and what's his name.
ReplyDeleteI could not believe Harry said he is TRIGGERED by hearing photo shuttles? HUH? It's not the sound of gunshots or bombs dropping by him.
The little snowflake and his ho need to be banished to the far quarters of the late British Empire, like Wallis and what's his name were.
Here's another tip for the media that is sure to work. QUIT COVERING THEIR EVENTS. And whatever pool reporter from Timbuck 2 covers it, BURY the story on page 50 WITH NO PHOTOS. These fame hos will freak in a week, guaranteed.
ReplyDeleteAll the whining is working because the end game is to get out from under royal control and take Prince Fredo with her so they can suck in the dough to their “foundation” as well as merch to their hearts’ content. She won’t be happy till they are billionaires.
ReplyDeleteTheir PR really ramped up this week while Kate & Wills were in Pakistan. Makes sense if the budget was doubled. It was really pathetic.
ReplyDeleteBruno15, the $$ comes from their foundation. Disney gave them $3M at the Lion King.
Poor pitiful sparkles, married a Royal Prince and is now so popular the media will not leave her alone.
ReplyDeleteBe careful what you wish for b*tch!
Wills and Waity have really rapped up the PR, too. Harry and Meghan are doing a fine job of keeping Randy out of the tabs and keeping wills indiscretions and separation on the down low.
ReplyDeleteI know most of the popular opinion and tabloid tell-alls make her sound like a truly horrific person, and I'm not going to argue. However, I will say this. Spending your life in perceived luxury when most of your choices are not your own can be as draining as anything else out there. I would actually argue more so because you never get much "down" time to just be yourself, on the couch, eating cheetohs from the bag, wearing your robe, finishing your second cocktail of the day at 2pm (okay, that last one might just be me), but it's not all games. My last job had me traveling quite a bit. The things I had to do weren't hard. Go to a few meetings. But the prepping for the trip, the schlepping through and airport, waiting for takeoff, rinse and repeat on the ground in reverse, strange beds, away from home night after night..it takes a certain kind of person to hack that life long-term.
ReplyDeleteGive me my home office, jammies, dog and my own bed 330 days a year, please.
@Rosemary
ReplyDeleteI spent a few weeks in the hospital on & off. The first thing I did every time I was released was to hit up a large Big Mac meal with a 6 pack of McNuggets & an irony(diet) coke. I only weigh 57kg. I would scoff the lot, sleep for a day, scoff more, sleep.
They give you so many meds that make you feel nauseated & change the way you smell/taste, I had nothing to eat for 2 days awaiting surgery, the food they do give you is awful AND they give you steroids which make you so very, very hungry.
A bucket of KFC is nothing. I was trading magazines for pudding cups like a prison bitch.
lol you crop what you plant I guess...
DeleteMM ticks every box for traits of a narcissist. No sympathies whatsoever for the MEMEME "it's always someone else's fault" grifter. #SwedentheSussexes
ReplyDeleteshe had beady rodent eyes, and Harry has Stockholm syndrome
ReplyDeleteWhen I watched the video of him 'breaking down' during his latest charity speech I was embarrassed for him, he's an even worse actor than her. It was cringey.
People with real jobs and real problems do not need to be lectured by a prince who barely finished school and an LA d-list actress about life. That's the real issue here. Who the fuck do these 2 idiots think they are?
Her mother is only conveniently rolled out to be a token, so they can scream racism. She wasn't even at her only child's and grandchild's baby shower. Nobody knows where she disappeared to for 7 years during sparkles' formative years when her dad was raising her. But her dad is white, so he can be discarded, he doesn't fit into their woke scheme.
Gee, for people you hate with such unbridled enthusiasm, you're sure renting them a lot of head space.
DeleteIs it that you have s royal crush?
themes amusing comment I read on DM's poor-me Harry story:
ReplyDelete"Banana to Harry - YOU ARE STRONG"
Wow, so everyone in this comment section is racist then, or just misogynist?
ReplyDeleteShe never did a bad thing to any of you.
Yes this site unfortunately has been infested with unemployed facebook fraus who live in the armpits of Alabama. They hate their financial status, obesity, and lack of success in life so they come to hate on who they wish they could be.
DeleteI bet at least 50% of them take blood thinners.
Six of one. Half a dozen of the other.
DeleteSince all these folks are personal friends-o-Meghan, I wonder if I could get an introduction and witness this horror of horrors up close and in person. She's apparently the most captivating person who ever walked the earth.
Anyone? I'll pay for my own flight.
I read that MM's mom is worth 9 million. She's a yoga teacher FFS!
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ReplyDelete@rosemary's baby - I run my own business. I live in London, not Alabama. I'm financially fortunate. I go to the gym 4-5 times a week and wear a size 4, unless it's January, when I wear size 6 due to holiday eating and drinking. I don't take blood thinners. Not yet at least.
ReplyDeleteBut you keep telling yourself lies, so they can fit in with your delusions (and projection I suppose).
The Sussex couple may have received pointers about how to run their foundation from the Clintons.
ReplyDeleteJust saw her on abc national news . It is a struggle being a new momma . But do we feel her pain or is she just acting ???🤔
ReplyDeleteLol @ rosemary.
ReplyDeleteYeah sure!
More than just may have Wabi Sabi.
ReplyDeleteAccording to the info being disseminated on YouTube and various platforms on the internet, ex Clinton Foundation execs (e.g. Sarah Lanthem) are now on staff (ex original director but now on the payroll) for Sussex Royal.
MM has been quoted as saying that she and Prince Harry had a number of their first multi-day "dates" at Soho House with Marcus Anderson (ex partner of Edward Enninful - UK Editor in Chief of Vogue) taking care of things. Soho House co-owner (Nick Jones's) wife Kirsty Young is a new Director of Sussex Royal as of yesterday. Soho House connected MM with Mischa Nonoo and Jessica Mulroney. MM has taken refuge from public scrutiny (on a number of occasions) in the house of George Clooney (whose first few dates with Amal were also reportedly at a Soho House), friend & business associate of Ron Burkle, who has donated ??$50 million to the Clinton campaign.
In 2012 Ron bought 60% in Soho House from Nick.
Sunshine Sacks (Ken Sunshine, reportedly also a fund raises for the Clintons) is MM and Harry's new PR firm. Elton John hosted MM and Harry for getaway and also sings at Clinton fundraisers. There's more, however it starts to become like a snake swallowing it's tail as you trace the connections.
According to the UK bloggers the Sussex Royal Foundation is not set up as a charity which is usual for UK Royals, but as a private company. I hope that Disney and their $3 million charity donation know that.
+1 citizen S
ReplyDeleteMarkle is comedy gold.
ReplyDeleteI hope when she moves back to LA, she gets her own TV faux-reality show. She will cement her place in history by all the memes that she will end up inspiring.
Only by as much exposure as possible will the truth come out about her narcissism.
I like Meghan. Yes, I know, I'm the one. Anyway, I like her and I think the hate directed her way is so out of proportion to any perceived offense that it's really bizarre. I don't see how many people don't have insight into this. Just reading the comments above, they're so nasty and bitter. Why do people care so much? I can't imagine caring enough to get that worked up to write long winded hate filled comments about a stranger who has zero affect on your life.
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