Monday, October 21, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #3

September 11, 2019

It got really ugly backstage at this NYFW event last night as the one named A list singer got into a scuffle with her cocaine loving serial cheating rapping ex.

Halsey/G-Eazy


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  1. G-Eazy sounds like a particularly comfy brand of couches aimed at the more elderly customer.

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    1. @unknown or a velcro-fastening comfort velour shoe for those with swollen feet

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    2. Haha...Kanye's gonna steal your idea.

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  2. Guess he was trying to put a leash back on his old b!tch.

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  3. We need more rappers. Rappers should be everywhere, in our schools, our churches, our town halls. Judging in our courtrooms.

    Rappers are the greatest part of contemporary American society.

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  4. @J, You know they used to say the same thing about actors and William Shakespeare. A bunch of closeted men dressing funny and spouting weird rhymes have never ruined any society in the long run, often it just takes time to appreciate their true contributions.
    Let us not forget what life was like before rap. It used to be a woman would think you were a deviant if you wanted to backdoor, spank, choke or call her names, but now you're cool just like all her other tinder dates. Oh wait that's the apps speech, rap, yeah, rappers made rhyming cool again.
    Before rap we were stuck with "see you later alligator" and "after while crocodile." Now we can rhyme b!tch with twitch and blast with ass which doesn't even match but it's fine.

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    1. Nice one Brayson.
      To be or not to be,
      Is the question I'm arksin,
      Why's it only Othello,
      Whose got dark skin?

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  5. G eazy is hardly in the J Cole bracket now is he?

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  6. Brayson, pretty much every western culture before out time regarded actors as the dregs of society, useful for entertainment but as a class unreliable, dishonest, and ill-behaved. They were right; we are wrong.

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  7. Droopy-- Totally!😂

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  8. @J, That's true, although I think every class at some point has been regarded as unreliable, dishonest and ill-behaved.

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  9. Fuck Halsey and her stupid anagram name

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