September 27, 2019
This former Housewife is trying to set up any new premise for a show she can and will 100% be willing to fake an engagement if it gets her a series order.
Bethenny Frankel
This former Housewife is trying to set up any new premise for a show she can and will 100% be willing to fake an engagement if it gets her a series order.
Bethenny Frankel
Just please stop watching this sh!t. Can't we just let this abomination of a genre die? 😔
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing that networks don't have enough new programming in the pipeline so this is an easy fallback for them. Agree that it's nasty TV.
ReplyDeleteDone! Since I discovered Tubi, I'm not sure there is any excuse for watching this sort of dreadful stuff.
ReplyDeleteI have a real housewife story for you. When I was 10 I got busted looking at playboys by my friend's mom(her house). The conversation about what I got caught doing led to her undressing and me taking care of her in a "teaching" moment. Her husband basically moved to Spain so she was left with her 3 kids but she was rich as shit.
ReplyDeleteAfter the act she gave me 20 bucks and in 1977 that was an amazing amount of dough for a kid. The next time she tried to pay me I told her I was happy doing it for free. haha So she looks at me and says "The money I pay you is for me, not to keep you quiet but because I have a sick mind." Took me a few years to understand she was getting off by paying me. She was hot as hell too! You never know....
Okay Quora
DeleteTrue I was the magazine and witnessed everything
DeleteSorry to hear that Gollum, it's easy to forget there are tons of female predators too.
ReplyDeleteI don't think there is enough Viagra for me to get it up for Bethenny.
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ReplyDeleteHell yeah there are. I was involved with so many older women when I hit 16 it was unreal. They wanted me way more than my own age group because after the word got out in town about me with older women, the girls my age were too intimidated and I can understand that.
I was always one to need answers so after realizing this thing with older women happened out of my town too I started asking them why they wanted a young kid? Way more than not I was told I looked like Clark Gable(minus the big ears) and that's what sent them mad over me. To be honest, once I got rolling, I seduced the hell out of them if I was attracted enough. Warped my childhood but I'd do it again if I could go back. haha
I use to hang out with this fat kid when I was in 3rd grade. Always had nasty boogers in his nose. He was still cool though
DeleteAnyway, his mom would buy him the best candy and hustler and playboys when we were 8. I thought he had the best life.
Cool story bro..real or not no one cares about your raging herpes or HIV status
DeleteGood Lord. Itsa wrap for today
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ReplyDeleteAccess to Hustler at 8? That's the big leagues! I feel left out. :(
Annnnnnnd....suddenly this blind’s comment thread has turned into fictional stories of glory. Oy vey.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Can’t wait for the fishing stories, guys! 🙄 🎣🐟
@Freebird
ReplyDeleteThat was a fish story. Is that you Mrs. Benson? lmao you have to be in your late 70s by now but still in the hunt? You thirsty old hag you! lolz
Thanks for your story, Gollum. That bitch should have been beaten and jailed.
ReplyDeleteHer boyfriend does not want to be on tv. He doesnt want the attention from the IRS etc.
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