This permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar winner/nominee recently got a lap dance from one of his favorite places. The woman said that her mom had given him a lap dance back in the day and then they hooked up. The math worked, but the stripper said she was not the daughter of the actor. Still creepy though.
Morgan Freeman?
ReplyDeleteOr Denzel?
DeleteDeNiro
ReplyDeleteOMG Tricia! Both your guesses were black guys! RAAAAAAAACCCCCIST! :)
ReplyDeleteNah-they just have both had stories circulate over the years about love children (I think?). Denzel for sure... Hey it could be Jack Nicholson too! A shorter list would be “who it isn’t” lol
Deletebrad pitt
ReplyDeleteOnce again the list of possibilities is waaaay too long.
ReplyDeleteNicolas Cage?
ReplyDeleteI believe Nicholson might be beyond enjoying lap dances these days, Trish.
ReplyDeleteHaven't there been rumours about his failing health and mental capacity for years?
De Niro, is a good guess though, what with hints about his less than stellar personal reputation and the upcoming Scorcese movie with all the big guns coming out.
Lol. Never underestimate a Randy Jack N! I just meant there’s so many choices. I stick with my Denzel Guess based on his open (ish?) marriage it seems over all these years and the second family he apparently has somewhere
DeleteJN looks like nursing home material. i think he is more interested in a cheeseburger than strippers.
DeleteWell Freeman is no stranger to family but this could be anyone. Generational strippers, the mind boggles.
ReplyDeleteGenerational whores is no new thang...look at former sky slut Kris Jenner. She created a living 4 her vapid, uneducated, talentless, morally corrupt spawn. When will the IRS audit them. Soon...so mote it be!
DeleteStripper is too old to be enjoyed by Deniro.
ReplyDeletePacino
ReplyDelete@YoSoyMilk, how do you know this? The age isn't specified.
ReplyDeleteY'all always guess the same five people for every blind like this. Lol, broaden your horizons!!
I wasn’t guessing anyone, just saying in response to the Deniro guess is his sexual proclivities are young teens, not the legal age to strip
DeleteAffleck, a longtime aficionado of the pole
ReplyDelete@YoSoyMilk, this site has said he's into legal teens, not young ones. I've never heard that anywhere else. Where have you?
ReplyDeleteOwen Wilson? Oscar nom in 2002 for writing - Royal Tenenbaums? Or is it only Luke who is the strip joint aficionado?
ReplyDeleteSo what.......
ReplyDeleteHe don't mind,
She don't mind.
Who are we to ?
@Unknown, I hope you're not Deniro fan, most folks got YoSoy's joke but you've decided to stretch it out into a whole thing.
ReplyDeleteI mean, I'm not really. Just intrigued, lol.
ReplyDeleteGuess I'll slither back to my hole. Sorry for disrupting the joke, I guess.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Hamilton?
ReplyDeleteAge of consent in France is 15, supposedly he has all of his "legal" teen companions dress up like schoolgirls. You do the math.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/the-sex-scandal-that-wouldnt-lie-down-1185127.html
http://edition.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9802/11/france.de.niro/
"De Niro had been detained for six hours at the Palais de Justice, then questioned for three more hours by Paris judge Frederic N'Guyen about an alleged international prostitution ring that was broken up a year ago by French authorities.
De Niro's name allegedly appeared in an address book seized in the course of the probe, according to police sources."
Oh, NM, I thought George was nominated for something.
ReplyDeleteDid not know about the story in France, for some reason. Thanks for the link, Brayson!!
ReplyDelete@Unknown, Oh that's totally cool, I just meant that if you were shilling you picked the wrong site.
ReplyDeleteI mean, I'm not sure what's to shill for, lol. I just wasn't aware he had this reputation, since I only read this site infrequently and don't really follow gossip about De Niro too much.
ReplyDelete@Brayson87
ReplyDeleteWhen a family can trace back their family history of stripping on Ancestry dot com 😂
De Niro is such a shit.
ReplyDeleteDeNiro comes from a very privileged, artistic and ultra liberal background too.
ReplyDeleteI'm probably more "little Italy" than he is and I'm so WASP that I'm allergic to pasta.
Nic Cage it fits his quirky humor
ReplyDeleteLol, for accusing me of being a "fan", y'all seem to know a lot more about De Niro than I do.
ReplyDeleteWell it's difficult to keep track of all of you Unknowns, I swear you guys are breeding like rabbits 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇 ;)
ReplyDelete"DeNiro comes from a very privileged, artistic and ultra liberal background too."
ReplyDeleteDeNiro seems to be a not great guy, personally, but his background is actually pretty fascinating. I'm from New York and I know a little bit about the guy just through osmosis. Not sure if I'd call it privileged- his mom and dad were artists but never very rich and he actually did run around with a street gang in Little Italy when he was a teenager. Grew up pretty close to Scorsese, I believe. His father was gay, too and his mother was a big counter-culture figure.
I can't say we ran in the same circles when I lived in NY but he def had a rep for being cheap and unfriendly to people. Also was known to hit on any black women in radius. I can't say I heard the underage rumors but it wouldn't shock me.
I should probably make a guess. I'll be different and say Michael Douglas.
ReplyDelete@Brayson, lol. Fair enough!! There's lots of us lurking around here. ;)
ReplyDeleteHow hard is it to come up with a screen name? FFS!! Even just adding a 1 or a 2 at the end of Unknown would help. Truthfully, it speaks of a dull mind to just use the default.
ReplyDeleteTCM aired an award show for Denzel last night. I'd heard he was a womanizer, but his wife showed no distress. Guess they do have an understanding.
ReplyDeleteHe's bulked up with age, but is still a handsome guy. Active in high school, and articulate in the interview about his life.
Morgan Freeman would have been harder than diamond at just the thought of this stripper being his daughter.
ReplyDeleteApple and the distance from the tree has a strict no touching policy.
ReplyDeleteHope she grabbed a hair for DNA
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