Blind Item #5
The celebrity CEO recently had to call security to get him out of the handcuffs his girlfriend put him in before she got mad at him and left.
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ReplyDeleteMusk/Grimes?
ReplyDeleteOr maybe Jeff Bezos/Lauren because Grimes is usually described
DeleteMusk
ReplyDeletePlease God let this be true.
ReplyDeleteDude always keep a spare key around. They have keychains and even normal looking pens with handcuff keys built into the tip.
ReplyDeleteIt smells like Musk in here.
ReplyDeleteHandcuff shim picks are also a great investment and easy to conceal.
ReplyDeleteStandard bobby pins work just fine.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Musk and someone who isn't Grimes?
ReplyDelete@Unknown, That's gal tech, I'm talking guy tech.
ReplyDelete@Mrs, It says girlfriend, so unless he's got a new one...
I feel like I’ve watched this movie before
ReplyDeleteOmg hahahaha
ReplyDeleteEnty stole this from a movie hahaha
I'm dead hahaha
Sounds more like Dirty Sanchez would do this instead of Grimes.
ReplyDeleteI'm rolling! I was thinking how can he call (assuming the security wasnt in earshot) if hands are cuffed? Then it hit me, "Alexa, call my security!"
ReplyDeleteFor that reason alone, I NEED this to be Bezos!😁
"Alexa, call my security!"
ReplyDelete"Sorry, I don't understand the question."
"Call my security!"
"Melissa Manchester is an American singer-songwriter and actress."
"FUCK YOU ALEXA"
"I'm sorry you feel that way...goodbye."
Celebrity CEO is Musk's moniker, though, right? Either way, a riot. Our special CEOs are going to need a support group to commiserate on love lives, lol!
ReplyDeleteMissDavie-- Perfection!😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteI want it to be Bezos as well. "Dirty Sanchez" probably has a temper. Musk would find Grimes doing this cute.
ReplyDeleteHow do you call security with your hands cuffed? Like verbally?!?!
ReplyDeleteNever a dull moment with Amber. Gotta give her that.
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